Chapter 1 Crossing into the Han Dynasty and Offering Emperors

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"The white horse is adorned with gold bonds, and it gallops northwest...... Donate your life to go to the country, and see death as if you were going home! ”

As soon as Liu Xie opened his eyes, he saw that someone was shaking his head in front of him, singing Cao Zijian's "White Horse Chapter" loudly.

The man was not very old, he looked to be no more than fourteen or fifteen years old, he was dressed in a gorgeous robe made of silk, his hair was in a high bun, he was full of spirit, and he scolded Fang Xuan.

On the left and right sides of the young man, there are two rows of low tables, on which are placed two small dishes, a wine jug, and a bottle of wine.

After each coffee table, there are gorgeously dressed people kneeling, pushing cups and changing lamps, talking and laughing.

"! Even if it's back to light, I'll get me a few slick beauties! The whole group of old men in ancient costumes have a chicken feather to look at......"

Liu Xie shook his heavy head and cursed in a low voice.

He is a famous doctor of chemistry in China, who was poisoned in the ICU after an accident in an experiment, and woke up and fainted, and died soon.

As a result, before he finished speaking, a sharp pain suddenly came from his brain, as if he had been chiseled open by life, and he forced something into it.

In a moment, the pain dissipated.

Liu Xiecai found that there were some more memories in his mind that did not belong to him. And after fusing these memories, Liu Xie's originally godless eyes began to widen little by little......

"It's over, it's not that the light is shining, but that Lao Tzu has already hung up...... Crossed into the Han Xian Emperor Liu Xie! ”

Liu Xie swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and the corners of his eyes kept twitching!

The great name of Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, who is familiar with the Three Kingdoms does not know?

It can be said that this is simply the strongest puppet in history.

was first held hostage by Dong Zhuo, and after Dong Zhuo was taken down, he became a tool for Cao Cao to order the princes.

His life was almost full of tragedy.

Although he bears the name of an emperor, he has not lived a day in power, and he has lived three times a day.

And timid by nature and cowardly in character, Cao Cao's eyes had to scare him for a day, even if he saw his beloved queen executed by Cao Cao, it did not arouse his resistance.

In the end, under the persecution of Cao Pi, he could only abdicate and end up depressed......

"me!"

Liu Xie slammed his face on the table, stood up suddenly, and said angrily: "Cao Lao thief is in power, Lao Tzu is a bare-bones commander, this special mother is a dead end, how can Lao Tzu solve it?" ”

The originally noisy hall was quiet in an instant, and the needle drop could be heard!

Everyone's eyes fell on Liu Xie, their eyes were dull, and their faces were full of astonishment.

"Uh,! It's all over the calf! ”

After scolding, Liu Xie came back to his senses, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

Scolding Cao Cao? This special mother thinks she has lived too long!

Fortunately, the main hall was singing and dancing just now, and everyone didn't hear Liu Xie's words too clearly, his eyes rolled, and he immediately followed the words just now and said loudly: "Now Jingzhou is not peaceful, Jiangdong is not destroyed, and even the prime minister personally leads the troops to fight, Zijian's "White Horse Chapter" is the best incentive for the soldiers who bravely kill thieves in front!" ”

When everyone heard this, the consternation on their faces gradually melted, and the hall gradually became noisy.

"Yes! Your Majesty has a point. ”

"Yes, Zijian's "White Horse Chapter" has written the ambitions that a good man should have!"

"Now that our army is marching south, the "White Horse Chapter" can indeed inspire the morale of our army."

“……”

Everyone whispered and complimented!

Cao Zhi was not very old, and when he heard everyone's flattery, his face was naturally full of arrogance.

Only the young man sitting beside him frowned slightly.

The young man looked like he was in his early twenties, with a hint of sharpness in his delicate facial features, and then he gently played with the wine glass in his hand, glanced at Liu Xie indifferently, and said, "Your Majesty really thinks so?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the hall fell silent again!

Liu Xiexun looked for prestige, and when he saw the young man who was talking looking at him with a smile, he was immediately stunned.

"I'm ...... Cao Pi! ”

Integrating the memories of his predecessor, Liu Xie recognized it at a glance, and this person was the future Emperor Wen of Wei, Cao Pi.

This guy is an old yin B in history, and he does some things that are even crazier than his old man!

The corners of Liu Xie's mouth twitched, a little weak-hearted, he felt that Cao Pi might have heard what he had just said, so he deliberately asked himself this.

Only then did he cross over and live a new life, if he played himself to death because of a sentence, it would be too embarrassing, right?

"That'...... That's nature, that's what I think! ”

Liu Xie was extremely nervous, his heart was pounding, but he kept a smile on his face, and said: "Although Zijian's "White Horse Chapter" is a rare masterpiece, it is still far from me! ”

He didn't want to brag, but if he didn't change the topic, Cao Pi would ask again, and he would probably have to show his stuffing.

Cao Zhi was already young and frivolous, and when he heard this, he raised his head sharply and glanced at Liu Xie lightly, his eyes full of disdain.

When everyone heard this, they all whispered to each other, and bursts of slight snickering gradually spread in the air.

Cao Pi's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a hint of sharpness in his eyes.

Liu Xie glanced at Cao Zhi, and deliberately raised his head and said: "Zijian, don't be unconvinced, if there is a total of talent in the world, then you can monopolize a bucket alone." ”

Speaking of this, the ministers nodded slightly.

Including Cao Zhi himself, he also enjoyed it.

However, then, Liu Xie's words made everyone almost vomit blood.

"As for the remaining nine buckets, the people of the world will divide one bucket, and I should monopolize eight buckets!"

The hall suddenly fell silent, and then the audience was in an uproar, looking at Liu Xie as if he was looking at a fool.

Today is a poetry meeting, everyone present is from the **** famous talents and scholars, and he, Liu Xie, just pulled over to make up the number, but he didn't expect to say crazy words.

Cao Pi smiled, and said, "Since Your Majesty is so confident, why don't you write a poem and let the ministers appreciate Your Majesty's demeanor?" ”

"That's ...... nature"

The bullshit was blown out, but before he opened his mouth, Liu Xie was stupid.

He found that the poems in his mind were either intense or unfulfilled......

With his current embarrassing identity, whether it is a poem with fierce ambitions or a poem with unpaid ambitions, as long as he reads it, he must have bad intentions, and it is estimated that his life will be gone in a few days.

What to do?

Liu Xie was so anxious that his forehead was sweating, and everyone was already looking forward to it, waiting to reward him for the poems he wrote.

Of course, most of them are just waiting to see the jokes.

Soft and incompetent, is a lingering label on Liu Xie's body.

What good poems can such a person write?

At this time, the breeze blew, and a piece of falling flowers fell on the table with the wind, Liu Xie's eyes lit up when he saw the falling flowers, and he thought of Qianlong's Yongxue poem.

He picked up the petals with two fingers, stood up and muttered deliberately, before he said: "One by one, one by one, two pieces, three pieces, four or five pieces, six pieces, seven pieces, eight or nine pieces......"

Thinking of this, Liu Xie deliberately got stuck, his face was embarrassed, and he was anxious.

Everyone saw that the emperor made the first two sentences, and they were all stunned, not to mention that the artistic conception was not bad, maybe they could really make a masterpiece!

As a result, when I heard the third sentence, I saw that Liu Xie was sweating in a hurry at this time, and everyone's shock turned into banter, where is this poetry! It's obviously a pile of words......

"Waste ......"

Cao Pi glanced at Liu Xie, smiled disdainfully, and drank all the wine in the cup.

At this time, he was finally convinced that he was too worried.

The emperor is still the emperor of the past, even if he is a little cautious, but he is also humiliating.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing, Liu Xie flicked his sleeves and said angrily: "I will only make these three sentences for the time being, as for this last sentence, I will make up for it when I think of it!" ”

The quiet hall suddenly exploded again, and many people were brushing their sleeves to cover their faces, and they couldn't help laughing.

This can't be done, and I'm annoyed and angry!

"Your Majesty, this last sentence, let Xiaochen make up for it, right?"

At this time, Cao Zhi stood up arrogantly and said to Liu Xie.

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