Chapter 90: The Emperor's New Clothes
What is it!
Coming out of the Changxin Palace, Zhang Sicheng snorted fiercely before he broke out angrily, what the hell is the little calf, are you an animal?
Why don't you just get up from the's kang, why can't you wait?
Assess?
You're going to be six! , what to hold a large clove of garlic.
Because of Liu Xie's sudden attack, this made Zhang Sicheng particularly unhappy, but apart from broken thoughts, he couldn't do anything, rolling his eyes all the way, he and Meng San left the palace, and only after more than an hour did they turn back.
"Your Majesty, the embroidery girl you want is here."
Kneeling under His Royal Highness, Zhang Sicheng reported in a thick voice.
Seeing him like this, Liu Xie's eyes couldn't help but show a little coldness, but it was fleeting, "Since you're here, let's let them all come in, it's not good to stand outside all the time." ”
What the hell do you know?
Secretly glanced at him, Zhang Sicheng snorted and sneered, "Your Majesty, there are more than five hundred people outside, and there is no room in the Changxin Palace." ”
"Can't fit?"
Liu Xiele was stunned, his mouth was very damaged, "Zhang Sicheng, are you a dead brain?" More than 500 people, Changxin Hall can't fit it, more than 50 people, can't it fit it? Or do you mean that my court is not as big as the place where you hide in the golden house outside? ”
The fool couldn't hear the contempt between his words just now, Liu Xie also fought back passively, but the most terrible thing was his second half of the sentence, as long as Zhang Sicheng dared to respond today, he would lose his head.
Just kidding, who would dare to say that their home is bigger than the emperor?
Dry!
With a sigh in his heart, Zhang Sicheng hurriedly shook his head, "Your Majesty, it's a dull minister, and I hope Your Majesty won't be angry." ”
"You're not stupid, you're stupid." Liu Xie scolded him again, very impatient, "You hurry up and arrange it, I can't wait." ”
"Yes!"
Zhang Sicheng gritted his teeth, panted and walked outside, and after half burning incense, he personally led the first batch of embroidery girls with Meng San in.
These girls are not very old, not to mention the first time they entered the palace, and they have never witnessed the emperor's face, and at this moment, they can't help but be a little confused, standing there stupidly, staring at the emperor with big eyes.
"Don't come soon to see Your Majesty."
Seeing this, Meng San suddenly scolded on the side, the embroidery girls quickly leaned down and knelt down, Zhang Sicheng hugged his fists and asked, "Your Majesty, this is the first batch of embroidery girls, what do you think?" ”
"Look up."
Liu Xie's frivolous tone completely changed into a gentleman's appearance at the moment, his eyes wandered on the delicate faces, and he nodded while watching, as if he was in a draft in the bathing center, "Yes, it's really good, twenty-eight years of beautiful women, I like this kind of spring, good, well done!" ”
Look at your ghostly virtue!
His performance made Zhang Sicheng even more disdainful, but he didn't know that this was in Liu Xie's arms.
"Very good, good, next batch."
Liu Xie sneered all over his face, flicked his sleeves, and leaned back.
"Huh?"
Zhang Sicheng was stunned, "Your Majesty, do you want to stay with all these people?" ”
"Isn't that possible?" Liu Xie snorted, and his words were very frivolous, "Hurry up, the next batch!" ”
"Alas, yes."
Zhang Sicheng held his breath and took the girl out, and just like that, after five rounds of selection, Liu Xie finally left five hundred and twenty people!
Not a single one is missing!
Especially after the last round of selection, he was even more excited, and even took out a reward of 5,000 yuan, and asked Zhang Sicheng to wait outside the hall with the embroidery girls.
Looking at the money bag in his hand and the more than 500 girls in the square in front of the palace, Zhang Sicheng had a feeling of crying and laughing, and he was very aggrieved.
He's the emperor, otherwise who would have done such a shameless thing?
More than 500 people are all left, and you are not afraid of exhausting yourself?
Meng San was on the side, seeing his thoughts, and couldn't help but step forward, "Big brother, this is someone else's business, what are you unhappy about?" Isn't this a bounty, tonight, why don't we three brothers go out for some drink? ”
"Come on."
Zhang Sicheng weighed the money bag in his hand and shook his head, "These girls were all found by Lao Niu, and these rewards should be his." If you want to drink, set up your own table, and the two of us will drink with you when the time comes. ”
"Well, that's it, I'll arrange it in the evening."
Meng San didn't care about this, at this moment, he glanced back at the hall, and suddenly laughed, "Big brother, look, look at what that little thing is doing." ”
"Huh?"
Zhang Sicheng turned around when he heard this, looked in through the crack in the door, and saw Liu Xie in the hall dancing, more excited than playing chicken blood, his performance like this completely won Zhang Sicheng's contempt.
What is this thing called!
Haven't you ever seen a woman? They all said that you deserved to be in this dung heap today!
thought so in his heart, but on this land where there were outsiders, Zhang Sicheng couldn't say that, "Don't look at it, what he does, it's not us who will lose face anyway." ”
Meng San pursed his lips and bowed his head, "Yes, it's not us who are embarrassed anyway." ”
The two of them were talking, when suddenly the door of the Changxin Hall opened, and Liu Jin walked out respectfully from inside, and at the same time closed the door of the hall.
"Lord Zhang, Lord Meng."
Liu Jin shouted, and walked towards the two with a smile, and at this time they saw Liu Jin in his hand, holding something.
Meng San greeted him, quite enthusiastic, "Da Neiguan, look at what you mean, what does Your Majesty have will?" ”
"That's right."
Liu Jin smiled without changing, turned to the ignorant and cautious embroiderers on the square, and shook his head again and again, Zhang Sicheng was very surprised when he saw this, his face opened and looked at him with contempt, "What, is it that Your Majesty is dissatisfied with them again?" ”
"Definitely."
Liu Jin scratched his head and looked embarrassed, "Lord Zhang, if Your Majesty is not satisfied, how can he reward you?" Seriously, Your Majesty is too satisfied, the slave maid is scratching his head, more than 500 people, not to mention anything else, just food and accommodation do not know how much to pick up the fee, just inside the slave and maid is talking to Your Majesty about this, no matter what, I am also a big official, in charge of everything in the palace, such a big expense, I can't eat it. ”
"Oh?"
Hearing this, Meng San paid attention, and saw that between his words, he complained a little, maybe he could find out something from his mouth, "Da Neiguan, say something that shouldn't be said, more than five hundred people, it is indeed a little more, look at what you mean, did you not make sense with Your Majesty?" Why don't we two go in and help you persuade? ”
Liu Jin shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Forget it, Master Meng, I know that you mean well, thank you first, Your Majesty, then you don't have to, the slave and maid are easy to say, it makes sense, you see this is not a holy decree, come on, don't say it first, I'll announce it first." ”
As he spoke, Liu Jin turned around and came to the front of the steps, snorted his throat, unfolded the text, and motioned for the embroidery girls to bend down and kneel down before reading it aloud.
"The embroidery lady listened to the order, Fengtian carried the emperor, the edict said: the husband is still embroidered in the palace, choose the world's famous worries, today the embroidery girl who is 520 people, see me bow, and order everyone to five days as a limit, cut and embroider a dragon coat per person, five days later to submit to the heavens, the best ones remain, the inferior ones are eliminated. Another Zhang Sicheng, responsible for the embroidery of the people, five days of food and lodging, and their embroidery needs, admiration! ”
After the holy decree was read, I don't know what the embroidery girls think, but Zhang Sicheng, who was lying on the gun inexplicably, just wanted to rush in and give Liu Xie a mouthful.
Little rabbit cub, you are addicted to pit people, just pick on Lao Tzu's scourge!