Chapter 34: The Outlaw Mandarin Duck (2)

Zhang Xiaowu was tired but couldn't sleep, not far away the Jialan River was undulating, the sound was like a galloping horse, every sound seemed to be beating his chest, making him a little out of breath. With a long breath, a sad taste rose from his heart, as if for the first time in many days, he had time to ponder.

"The world is big, but where can I go? The 27th Regiment was completely destroyed, the whereabouts of the general were unknown, and Tucheng fell to the enemy, and I was alone, so I would be arrested as a deserter even if I returned to Shenghan. Zhang Xiaowu asked himself if he was not an ambitious person, he did not have the determination to fight for hegemony in the troubled times, and now the Holy Han is strong, carrying the countries in the northern regions of the Western Regions alone, and the countries can only rely on the dangers of the sky to shrink the evil land, it is really not a troubled time. Even if you are a bandit, you have to worry that the imperial army will send troops to encircle and suppress it all the time, and it will be difficult for a person with no identity to live in the prosperous era.

"Pity me, a traverser, don't even have the ability to survive?" When he thought about it, he studied computer education before he crossed over, and this major is ...... today.

"I really can't live, it's useless to learn computers, and the most useless thing to learn computers is his mother's computer education." Zhang Xiaowu was depressed, and fell asleep thinking about it.

At dawn the next day, the two were woken up by hunger, Zhang Xiaowu got up and looked around, and saw a group of geese flying away from the grass to feed, so he ran over, and sure enough, he found bird eggs in the grass. He picked up a few in each nest, but instead of picking them up, he collected a dozen eggs and ran back.

Yin Jiu'er found that nothing happened last night, her mind became complicated, and she was thinking about things with a red face, when she saw him come back, her face turned even redder, and when she saw him holding a nest of bird eggs, she was surprised: "Is this a duck egg?" ”

"Sort of." Zhang Xiaowu said with a smile.

The eggs of the geese were larger than the eggs of ducks and eggs, and like the eggs of the goose, the two of them were very happy to have food. The next meal is available, but eating raw goose eggs makes it difficult to swallow. Zhang Xiaowu was not in a hurry, he came to the river again, and looked for flint by the river. When Zhang Xiaowu was a child, he often encountered this kind of flint when he was playing by the water, and the two stones collided to produce sparks, but unfortunately there was no one by the Jialan River for the time being, so they could only continue to trace the river to find it. The two ate the bread again, and walked along the river in search of flint.

After walking along the Jialan River for a day, in the evening, Zhang Xiaowu finally found two flints. So he cheerfully lit the fire, but it did not cause it until dark. If Jiu'er hadn't been encouraging, Zhang Xiaowu would have thrown away these two "unsuccessful" flints a long time ago.

Looking at a bunch of goose eggs that seemed to look at him mockingly, Zhang Xiaowu said angrily: "Actually, this bird egg can also be eaten raw." ”

Jiu'er looked suspicious, but she was really hungry, and she had to eat raw egg liquid. However, he never expected that the first goose egg Zhang Xiaowu opened was actually a hairy egg, and there was a bird embryo in the eggshell that had not yet developed.

"You can't eat this, can you?" Jiu'er asked hesitantly.

Raw hairy eggs naturally can't be eaten, Zhang Xiaowu had no choice but to throw them on the ground, sighed helplessly: "There is a barbecue in my hometown, called roasted hairy eggs, but I heard the old man say that raw hairy eggs can't be eaten, and it is easy to have diarrhea after eating." There are two kinds of hairy eggs in our hometown, one is roasted and the other is fried, and the taste is ...... beautiful" He swallowed his saliva and said fiercely: "If I don't light the fire today, I won't sleep." ”

The emperor lived up to his wishes, and in the middle of the night, the fire was finally lit, and the two of them were so excited that they seemed to have dug up a treasure. After the fire, Zhang Xiaowu first dug a pit and buried all the goose eggs, and then moved the bonfire to the goose eggs and roasted the wild goose eggs in the way of calling flower chickens.

Eating barbecue in the second half of the night is the essence of Northeast barbecue, Zhang Xiaowu recalled the scene of eating barbecue with his classmates when he was a child, and couldn't help laughing.

Jiu'er asked, "Brother Xiaowu, what are you laughing at, is it so delicious?" There is no salt. ”

"There will be salt, there will be braised pork, everything will be there." Zhang Xiaowu said, looking at the bonfire, he suddenly thought of some interesting things in the past at work, so he slightly modified the story to tell Jiu'er, and said: "Jiu'er, I'll tell you a story, come, be by my side." ”

Jiu'er sat obediently on the side, with her hands on her cheeks, looking at him curiously like a child.

The eyes of the girl by the campfire were full of agility and tenderness, that is, like a child looking at him curiously, and like a little wife snuggling up to him. Zhang Xiaowu could even smell the fragrance of her skin in the air, which was the unique fragrance of a girl, and there was some silence for a while.

Jiu'er's heart was full of joy, and she asked with a red face: "What are you watching, what about the story?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu immediately flashed a smile, like a firelight blooming at night, and he didn't know why he suddenly became happy, maybe he was relied on, or he had finally established a communication channel with the world. He shook his head and said softly, "I just worked - when I joined the army, once our leader held an egg eating contest during the festival, whoever can eat five eggs in the shortest time will get a leg of mutton. If you think about it, I'm such a big man, so naturally I can't fall behind, so I signed up. When it was time to compete, I found out that eating eggs was so painful, I quickly ate one, and I couldn't eat the second one, especially the egg yolk was dry. ”

Jiu'er giggled: "I don't like egg yolks either, what about later, did you win the championship later?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu laughed and said: "Later, I naturally won the championship, because I ate all the eggs first, and the remaining four egg yolks were stuffed into my mouth, and I raised my hand and said that I had finished eating." When I got the leg of mutton, I immediately ran to the hut and spit out the four egg yolks, and I really couldn't eat it. ”

Jiu'er laughed for a long time, and suddenly said, "Why are you so wasteful, you can't live like this in the future." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said seriously: "Oh, little pepper." ”

Jiu'er bent over with a smile, and her heart was full of joy, only hoping that the two of them would always be so happy.

After a while, Jiu'er fell asleep with Zhang Xiaowu in his arms, and Zhang Xiaowu also wanted to let himself fall asleep, but Jiu'er's body made him have some heat, and the uncontrollable impulse made him can't help but stretch out his hand. Just when his hand touched the placket of her clothes, a bird cry came from afar, and Zhang Xiaowu was much more sober in an instant. He stroked Jiu'er's long hair, which was as soft as silk, and he smiled self-deprecatingly, perhaps in the wilderness, he let his beastly nature grow big, and even his self-proclaimed indifference to the opposite sex began to become a character.

He slapped his right hand and reprimanded: "It's all your fault, what are you messing with?" As soon as he lowered his head, he saw Jiu'er squinting and snickering at him.

“……”

In the dark night, Zhang Xiaowu's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks.

In the morning, Zhang Xiaowu was embarrassed and wanted to apologize, but saw Jiu'er humming a grassland song with a happy look, and washed her hair by the water, but there was no soap corner, which made her a little lost, and muttered something resentfully. Zhang Xiaowu walked over and couldn't help laughing when he heard her curse Inuyi for damning.

Relying on the roasted wild goose eggs, the two held on for another three days, and on the fifth day of the escape, they met a flock of wild sheep by the river, Zhang Xiaowu immediately tore his clothes into strips of cloth, and then wet them in the water to make a rope, and then tied them up with two stones to make a simple flying stone rope.

Zhang Xiaowu used the flying stone rope for the first time, and he was worried that he would not be able to hit the sheep but hurt Jiu'er, so he asked her to hide away. Jiu'er immediately hid to the side, and Zhang Xiaowu waved the flying stone rope in a terrible way, but soon made Jiu'er laugh so much that he almost rolled on the ground, because Zhang Xiaowu tied himself up with the flying stone rope.

Jiu'er hurriedly ran over to save him and said, "Brother Xiaowu, I thought you could do everything?" ”

Zhang Xiaowu's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "A small mistake, a small mistake." He said: "Laugh and laugh, hurry up and untie the rope, otherwise my husband will bully you again." ”

The little bride suddenly blushed and said "bah", but her heart was beautiful, she suddenly thought of something, raised her head, and pretended to be vicious: "Brother Xiaowu, I am the wife you are marrying, unless I die, you can't take a concubine, otherwise I will let you be the last of the Zhang family." ”

"It's so ruthless, it's really a little pepper." Zhang Xiaowu sighed for a long time, sure enough, only after getting married can he see the true face of a woman, no matter how old she is.