Chapter 442: It's New Year Again (3)
"Uncle Shi, you really want me to take over as the master, this, I, I really can't do it, and besides, what am I doing, it's all a lie?"
This Koharu Michido said with some embarrassment, and he despised his profession very much.
"You, alas, you still haven't started, deceive people, what are you deceiving people, do you want money, or do you want things?"
"No, but they sent it themselves?"
"Yes, I sent it, this is all what believers do, you say, this person, there is no sustenance in his heart, what will happen, so, you better think about it, you do this well, it is not worse than the profession of doctor!"
Yang Qiao said to Koharu Daoist very cautiously.
"Especially your brain is more flexible, look here, who can take over the position of the master, is it Qingfeng or Mingyue."
"Master, we can't succeed, we can't succeed, I like to practice martial arts."
"I just like medicine."
These two really have nothing to fight about, it can be seen that the old housekeeper really has a hand.
"Well, okay, I'll try it first."
"Cheng, I like your attitude, try it first, and then say, I don't want to give you the position of the Lord now, I want you to really figure it out."
"Okay, Uncle Shi, Immeasurable Dao Venerable."
"Luan'er, Bao'er, say goodbye to senior brother, let's go back."
"Immeasurable Dao Venerable, Senior Brother will see you tomorrow, hehe, Senior Brother, is Senior Brother delicious?"
"Bao'er, don't be rude, senior brother is not delicious, senior brother is this person, right, senior brother, you are not delicious, tell Bao'er!"
This girl!
"Old aunt, have you heard, in that Golden Dragon Taoist Temple, there are two more happy dolls, it is said that you want to ask for any happy event, you can ask for it, don't you still have a daughter-in-law, you go and let the happy doll touch the head, and your wish is done, and you will definitely be able to marry a big fat daughter-in-law back next year."
This is really Datang, don't worry about anything else, if you find a daughter-in-law, you need a fat man first.
"Really, there is such a god?"
"Why isn't it true, you know, I used to have some leg pain, no, I went to let the Taoist touch his head a few times, this leg, hey, it's actually better."
This little ad does.
"There are such gods, then, they want a lot of money, right?"
"No, what kind of temple do you think it is, the money is less, even the signature is not given, and it gives people a look, this Taoist view is different, you go in, that is, take a dish, people will also receive you well, there are special signs, there are special chanting, and there is a place to invite God, that God I tell you, this is the New Year, I am ready to invite three more to go back, my son is married this year, can be a single household, this is not, I am ready to invite him to invite three Fulu God of Wealth back, but Ling, by the way, I heard that the happy doll, there are two, If you let both dolls touch their heads, it is estimated that you will even have a big fat boy in the coming year. ”
"Hey, then I'm really going to take a look, and I really only need to take a handful of dishes."
"Oh, I said old aunt, your family is not poor, why are you so picky, you are like this, you can be regarded as insincere, can you make your wishes come true!"
"That uncle, your daughter-in-law ......"
The matter of this Guanxi doll quickly spread out, especially recently, the red cloth in Chang'an City was out of stock, and they were ready to make an auspicious red doll dress for the baby at home.
"Lang Jun, is it really good for you to take Luan'er to the Taoist Temple like this, you know, she has the title of princess."
Li Lian was a little worried.
"Don't worry."
Yang Qiao gently patted Li Lian's hand.
"Maybe in this way, the saint will be more at ease, but, I'm a little worried, although it's a happy doll, but, I thought about it, how does this feel, it's me who gave my daughter a god, this really can't be said, alas, forget it, it's better to keep going, since it's done, then you have to bear it yourself."
Sure enough, if you think about it carefully, this so-called happy doll is really easy to be passed on as a god doll by the people, maybe, in the future, in front of this happy god, there will be two happy dolls, and this happy doll is Luan'er and Bao'er of the Yang family, one is a princess, and the other is a commoner.
"Alas, by the way, Daughter-in-law Lian, or not?"
Suddenly, Yang Qiao's eyes lit up, isn't this Li Lian not having any title, then, perhaps, this Xishen will be suitable for her, in this way, maybe she can operate it.
"What, Lang Jun?"
"Look, Lian's daughter-in-law, otherwise, tomorrow you will take two dolls to touch your head and kill it, and I have also thought about your costume, didn't you wear a wedding dress when you got married, then, we will make up for it now, and we will come to a phoenix crown and xia veil, and then, with two dolls, this is the Xishen family, we are not willing to give this child to others."
"Lang Jun, this."
Li Lian was a little embarrassed.
"What's there to be embarrassed about, the three gods of fortune and wealth all have legends, that is, this happy god, people have this request, but there is no specific legend."
After talking about it, sure enough, as soon as this happy god said, it will not be there until the next generation, so now is a blank period, and now is a good opportunity to create gods, for example, Li Er's two door gods, aren't they made by Li Er, and what Li Jing is said to have something to do with the dragon god, and even Wei Zheng killed the dragon king at night, even after that, Zhong Kui, who eats ghosts, appears.
So, what happens if I make a God of joy?
"Huhuhaha, we finally have another companion, what Guanyin Bodhisattva does the people in the province have, but we don't take out the Chang'e fairy unequally, so that we have a happy god, or side by side with us."
"This, this kid, he dares to change even the things in the upper realm, I, I really don't know what to say."
"Master, this?"
"What is this, when he said that, the sky was already in the right position, just wait for when the god Niangniang will officially take the throne?"
"Master, this god is so easy."
"It's not easy, but there's no way, originally, this Li Lian is a sign of early death, but, because of that kid, she actually extended her lifespan, so this identity was embarrassing, I didn't see it, a formal princess, there was no princess title, and that kid also bought that Fu Lushou, no, this god position, said sealed, it was sealed."
Yang Qiao didn't know what was going on in the upper and lower realms, and besides, this was not a fairy, so at this time, he was still studying the matter of the phoenix crown with Li Lian.
"This place, there are more pearls, where, well, that's where, give a few gold beads, here, it's more red."
"Shoushen, whose seat is next to you, why don't I know, you still have a vacant seat here?"
"Back to Your Majesty, this is the newly sealed god of joy in the nether realm, and the god of joy doll, at this time, aren't we replenishing the god position?"
The old man, carrying a cane and holding Shou Tao, came out to report.
"Forget it, forget it, the gods make up for the gods, I actually said that it doesn't count, by the way, when will the eight immortals be in place?"
"Back to Your Majesty, there are still five hundred years."
"Alas, this monkey has made me miserable."
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"Xishen Niangniang, have you heard, this is an authentic princess god, go and ask for it, it is said, ask for a spirit, but, unfortunately, only the joy doll touches the head, and this lady does not touch the head."
After many studies between Yang Qiao and Li Lian, it was finally decided that Li Lian should only be a god and not kill her head.
"Niangniang, Niangniang, let me tell you, you touch your head like this, this aunt, you will add a fat doll next year."
"Hey, this doll's little mouth is really sweet, just by virtue of this sentence, I also want to add an extra string of money to offer."
Niangniang, since it is a happy god Niangniang, then, naturally, it was changed to be called Niangqin, and the title of aunt, and even, there is also the title of Erniang, however, it is normal to be called Niangniang, and it will appear closer, this Niangniang is not a special name for the eldest grandson, but a respectful title for the mother, or a title for other elders.
"Joyful God? This stinky boy, it's really messed up, follow that kid, just give a holy decree, but how to write this holy decree. ”
Li Er was worried about how to write the holy decree, but did not say whether he could be a god.