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"I said, you stinky monk's hand quickly let go of this fox fairy, is my precious fur touched by your dirty hands?"

From a distance, it is an ordinary scene ,—— a monk with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes catches a white-haired fox, but if you listen carefully, it makes people's scalp tingle, this fox can actually speak human words.

"Amitabha, you have made the Zhang family's money and wealth scattered, and the Li family has abandoned his wife and children, and he is guilty of sin." The monk said.

"What?! I'm very well-behaved, I've taken on human form a few times, and they just look at me like this, can they blame me? And you, as a monk, are holding a fox, and my precious and beautiful fur is about to fall out. "The fox is so angry that he wants to blow up.

The monk smiled without saying a word, took off the Buddhist beads in his hand, and put them on the neck of the little fox.

The little fox took advantage of the monk to wear Buddha beads to himself, and immediately slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet, thinking, just a stinky monk, I am not an auspicious mascot of the Buddhist family, why do I wear Buddha beads?

When the little fox was cheering, he found that his body flew straight into the hands of the monk without his control, and during the process, he also hit several trees.

The little fox completely blew up his fur and scolded, "Stinky monk, you sinister and cunning villain, am I your pet?" You catch me with a pet pen! ”

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The monk couldn't help laughing, picked up the little fox and said, "Little monk, I usually don't like these living creatures, but since you said so, I will reluctantly be your master." ”

"Stinky monk, if you have the ability to let me go, I'll bite you to death in minutes!" The little fox said angrily.

The monk was silent, pointed to the place in front of him where there were a few wisps of cooking smoke and said, "There is cooking smoke in front, so we will make a fortune here." “

"What do you say, don't you just want food." The little fox muttered.

The monk saw the little fox muttering quietly and asked, "How?"

The little fox turned his face away and said angrily: "Shame, don't go." ”

The monk waved his hand: "Originally, even if you behave well and repent, I can consider letting you go." But now, someone is going to rebel. ”

"Master~, let's go ask for food, ah no, let's turn into a relationship~." The little fox sells cuteness with a delicate voice.

In front of the house with the smoke curling:

"Amitabha, the donor, the little monk came to turn into a fate." Monk Dao.

Unexpectedly, the man heard this and closed the door.

"Monk, isn't this closed-door soup delicious?" The little fox blows a cold air.

The monk calmly walked to the next place, the situation was still the same, and after a few times, the little fox couldn't bear to hit the monk again.

The last one was gone, and the knocker was snapped, and an old woman opened the door and kindly gave the monk a few corn nests.

At this time, it was getting late, and the monk took the little fox to settle in a ruined temple.

The little fox munched on the corn nest and slept contentedly.

In the middle of the night, the moon went up to the treetops, the little fox met the moonlight, the body was hot, the body seemed to explode, the little fox from a pet, into a lovely person, the neck is the monk's Buddha beads.

Beads of sweat dripped from the little fox's hair, and fine beads of sweat covered the whole body.

The monk also felt that the little fox was strange, but he was also embarrassed to seal the little fox's hole, because at this time, the little fox was a naked beauty!

After a while, the little fox was still in the state of a coquettish beauty, but she had already put on a fox fur coat, she licked her lips and said with a smile: "The Buddha beads are to be injected with the mana of your monks, and the mana of your monks must be in the body of a child."

"I'm afraid you have forgotten that the scabs on your body have been suppressing you for thousands of years, so that you can only reveal your true body when the moon is full."

"Hmph, the person who sealed me has long been in Huangquan, you are just a monk, how much can you do to me?" The fox demon sneered.

"Wasn't it a monk who suppressed you back then? Look at it, what's on my wrist. ”

The monk stretched out his wrist, and it was a thin and bright red line.

The fox demon was startled at first, and after grabbing the monk's wrist, he smiled again, followed by a hug, and the fox demon said: "It's been hundreds of years, why did you appear?"

The next day, "Stinky monk, the Buddha beads on my body have been picked, is the red rope on my paws tied to me when I was sleeping?" It's really the most poisonous monk's heart! ”……