Chapter 85: Masturbation

Wei Yan became more and more worried.

At noon, after Liu Chan came to take him away, she not only helped him order clothes and shoes, but also took him to the martial arts training ground to get to know all kinds of weapons.

And that's not all.

Then, Liu Chan asked the old man named Chen Zu to tell him the history of the Great Yan for two hours, as well as the various achievements of the Huns.

Until the evening, Liu Chan still didn't let him go, and found someone to explain to him the governing policy for two hours.

On the way back to send him back, he explained the various rules of the palace with a thousand instructions.

When he finally returned to the mansion, Liu Chan did not leave, but unceremoniously stayed in the small courtyard next to him.

As for the Liu Wuwu sisters in the courtyard next door, they left.

No matter what, Liu Wuwei used to be a royal person, highly educated, knew etiquette, righteousness and shame, and had a strong sense of self-esteem, and was questioned by Liu Chan during the day, and immediately felt extremely embarrassed and ashamed, and after Wei Yan and Liu Chan left, she forcibly took Liu Xie and left.

Without Wei Yan's unsolicited invitation or some kind of reputation, she would never come here again.

The painting is a little sad about the departure of pretty Lori.

When Liu Chan came uninvited and stayed in the courtyard next door, she asked Wei Yan suspiciously, "Childe, did you change people so soon?" ”

Wei Yan was sitting in the small courtyard thinking about things with a sad face, ignoring her.

Not much.

Liu Chan came over again, and brought a sumptuous meal from Zuixianlou, and said, "Eat enough, sleep well, we will fight tomorrow." ”

Wei Yan was indeed hungry.

Hunger didn't let his guard down, though.

He asked for the twentieth time, "Sister Chan, who am I going to compete with tomorrow?" Why do you want to compete? Is there really no danger? Can you tell me? ”

And Liu Chan's answer was still short and resolute: "No." ”

Wei Yan said: "Why? ”

Without waiting for Liu Chan to answer, he said: "Because you are afraid to tell me, I won't dare to compete, right?" ”

This time, Liu Chan didn't deceive him, and nodded very frankly: "Yes." ”

Wei Yan was a little scared.

The more I think about it, the more scared I get.

Learn the rules of the palace, be familiar with various weapons and the history of the Great Yan, and even the guidelines for governing the country.

Even a fool knows that this is no ordinary competition.

And the location is still in the palace!

He was trying to figure out the questions he had just asked, or he wouldn't even be able to sleep tonight.

"Sister Chan, if I ask you those questions one last time, if you tell me honestly, I swear, I will never back down. But if you don't tell me, I won't sleep tonight, and by the way, I'll have a few strokes, and even if you force me tomorrow, it's useless, and I won't have the energy at all. ”

Wei Yan threatened.

Liu Chan picked up the chopsticks, she was going to eat vegetables, but after listening to him, she said curiously: "What does it mean to stroke a few shots?" ”

Wei Yan said with a wooden face: "After masturbating, I am sluggish, my brain is confused, and my legs are weak when I stand, do you still want me to compete?" There are no doors! ”

When Liu Chan heard this, she put down her chopsticks and said, "Then I'll help you stroke, a few shots are no problem." ”

Wei Yan: "......"

Get lost!

Wei Yan rolled his eyes, smelled the food, and his stomach growled.

Liu Chan saw that there was no way to consume it like this, so she pondered for a while, and said: "That's it, since you have to listen, then I'll tell you, anyway, you have to know tomorrow." But you have to swear to me first, and when I tell you the truth, you can't go back, can you? ”

Wei Yan immediately raised his hand and swore: "If I Wei Yan repents, the sky will thunder!" ”

But he secretly said in his heart: Only a fool will believe this oath! If it rains and doesn't stand under the tree, the lightning doesn't stop high, what can Lei Ye do to me?

Liu Chan swore happily when she saw him, and then said: "The one who will compete with you tomorrow is the eldest son of General Li Guangli and Li." ”

"Li Guang? Flying General Li Guang? ”

Wei Yan was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "His son?" Is it Li Kang or Li Ling? ”

Since there was no Huo Qubing at this time, Li was sure that he was not shot.

Liu Chan stroked her head, looked like she had a headache, and said, "I'm talking about Li Guangli, not Li Guang." ”

"Li Guangli?"

Wei Yan was stunned for a moment, and the guy who was favored by his sister and was named a general, led a large army to attack the Huns, defeated more and won less, and finally led the army to surrender to the Huns.

It's him?

His son?

Liu Chan nodded and said, "Yes, Li Guangli." His son, Li Pinggong. That Li Pinggong is both civil and military, and is highly valued by His Majesty. ”

Wei Yan's face changed, and he said, "Deeply valued by His Majesty? Sister Chan, you let me compete with him? The reason? You don't want me to be valued by Your Majesty, do you? ”

Liu Chan's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, that's the reason!" If I want revenge, I naturally want to get close to Your Majesty, and if you are favored by Your Majesty, then you can help me speak. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Chan stretched out her hand, grabbed his hand, looked at him affectionately and said, "Wei Yan, in this Kyoto, the person I trust and rely on the most is you." Only you will be desperate to help me, please. ”

"Stop!"

Wei Yan immediately withdrew his hand and said, "Sister Chan, I will indeed help you, but not desperately." If it's a terrible thing, I'm definitely not going to help. ”

The corners of Liu Chan's mouth twitched, and she hurriedly promised: "Don't worry, this competition won't be fatal, I can promise you." And whether you win or lose, you have money to take. ”

Wei Yan looked at her with a look of distrust and said, "What you said is true?" ”

Liu Chan raised her hand and said: "It's true, if it's false, the sky will thunder!" ”

But in my heart, I secretly said: When it rains and thunders in the future, I will stand with this guy, this guy is taller than me, in case the thunder is about to fall down, I will also split him first.

Wei Yan knew that people in this era would not swear indiscriminately, so he relieved himself and said, "Since this is the case, then I will do my best tomorrow." But Sister Chan, since you said that Li Pinggong is so powerful, to be honest, I'm not sure. ”

Liu Chan encouraged: "It's okay, as long as you do your best, I will admit it if you lose!" ”

Wei Yan nodded, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat, secretly thinking about tomorrow's competition.

Wencai is not afraid, as for force, hehe, I'm not afraid either!

For the 10,000 taels of silver, he gave it up!

Liu Chan saw that he was eating energetically, and suddenly felt a little guilty in her heart, lost her appetite, stood up and said, "Then you eat well, you must have a good night's sleep tonight." Don't masturbate, when the competition is over, let's masturbate together. ”

After speaking, he turned around and left, but he was secretly sighing in his heart: In tomorrow's competition, this guy is estimated to lose very badly in other projects except for Wencai, I don't know how the eldest princess will convince His Majesty. If I can't be convinced, I will be defeated, but I am afraid that under the anger of the eldest princess, my incident will also be yellow, hey.

"Childe, what do you mean by masturbation?"

After Liu Chan left, the flower standing on the side asked curiously.

Wei Yan ate the food, looked up at her, and said, "Do you want to know?" Don't worry, Ben Gongzi will naturally teach you later. ”

Hua'er said happily: "That son, do you need to prepare anything?" ”

Wei Yan thought for a moment and said, "The others don't need to be prepared, just prepare your hands and mouth, by the way, there is hot water." ”

Not much.

In the room, Wei Yan was soaking in a hot bath, gesturing with his hands, and explained to the painting behind him rubbing his back: "The two hands must move together, they must be coordinated, and there is also a mouth, and they must be sprayed a few times from time to time, the more ugly the spray, the better." If you don't squirt in this game, then you're not a qualified masturbation player. ”

Wei Yan explained to her very seriously the masturbation games of that era.