Chapter 689: The stench of the Huns wafts thousands of miles
Liu Yu was slightly stunned, this news was so sudden that he was suddenly in a state of blindfolding, and he didn't know how to speak, after a while, he thought that he had always played with this girl, and he didn't know how many times he had been in the palm of his hand, thinking of this, Liu Yu suddenly laughed, and while laughing, he pointed at Murong Lan: "Hahahaha, Murong Lan, this joke is not fun at all." ”
Murong Lan bit her lip tightly, stood there, without saying a word, Liu Yu's smile gradually faded, he found that Murong Lan's eyes were faintly shining with tears, and then Liu Yu reacted a little, maybe this time, this ghostly woman really didn't lie to herself anymore.
Murong Lan sighed faintly, and looked away: "Liu Yu, maybe you want me to marry into the grassland, in this way, I, the Hu girl who has been pestering you, hurting you, and betraying you again and again, will never come to provoke you again, right?" ”
Liu Yu's brows gradually furrowed: "You're not joking with me?" ”
Murong Lan shook her head: "After all, I am a daughter's family, how can I joke about such a thing?" ”
Liu Yu still didn't want to believe it, he shook his head and said, "You are Murong Chui's most trusted killer, how can you use it to make peace?" Besides, even if you are close, you should be married to the Daiguo, for example, if you marry that Tuoba Jue, how can you marry the Huns? By the way, you're so much older than Tuoba, I'm afraid it's not suitable for marrying a hairy child. ”
Murong Lan was so angry that she flew up and kicked at Liu Yu, Liu Yu had already prepared, and jumped away at once, and said with a smile: "Also, you have a temper that moves your hands and feet at every turn, I'm afraid that no one will dare to marry you, that child has no father since he was a child, do you have to discipline him well for the rest of his life." ”
Murong Lan stomped her foot hatefully: "Your cheeky and scoundrel face is very similar to your ancestor Liu Bang." It's really the bloodline of this scoundrel that has been passed down for hundreds of years. Liu Yu, if you don't want to help, you will pull it down, it's a big deal that I will go back and marry my relatives to the grassland. ”
She said, gritting her teeth, and turned to leave.
Liu Yu flashed in front of Murong Lan with an arrow step, and made a grimace: "Okay, okay, just kidding, you have always played me, and it is rare for me to play a play." Murong Lan, you said that you want to marry and marry on the grassland, what is going on? ”
Murong Lan looked at Liu Yu and said hatefully: "Isn't your brain sometimes turning very fast, why do you still have to ask me about this kind of thing, and you won't think about it yourself?" I'm talking about the Huns, the Huns! ”
Liu Yu's face changed, and suddenly an idea burst out of his mind: "What do you mean, do you want to kiss Liu Weichen?" ”
Murong Lan gritted her teeth: "You finally understood?" ”
Liu Yu hooked the corners of his mouth, and his expression became serious: "Yes, this is what Murong Chui can do, a clever commander will never let a powerful and difficult force appear on his side, only by letting Liu Weichen and Liu Kuren on the grassland, or that Tuoba Jue, have the same strength, and not offend both sides, can they maintain an invincible position." Tuoba Jue has been taken out of Chang'an, and if he is escorted back to the grassland in the future, it will be a life-saving grace, but at the same time, Liu Weichen, who has a blood feud with the country for generations, has become an enemy, so you want to be close to Liu Weichen to balance the forces of the grassland, no matter who wins or loses, you will not be regarded as mortal enemies. ”
Murong Lan sighed: "Yes, that's it." The Xiongnu Tiefu Department is the most fierce, barbaric, cruel tribe on the grassland, the ancestor of Liu Weichen, in the late Han Dynasty turmoil, once invaded Chang'an, plundered tens of thousands of Han people as slaves, even the famous talented woman Cai Yong, was also taken captive, married and had children. Now in the Hetao grassland where Liu Weichen lives, there is a lack of water sources, a large desert, and those Huns have not bathed for many years, and the smell on their bodies is worse than that of livestock. If I marry, I'm afraid I'll stink them to death. ”
Liu Yu laughed: "I can't imagine that the dignified Princess Murong is actually afraid of smelling?" I said, haven't you eaten and slept with us stinky men for a few years, and you haven't smelled any stinky smells? I didn't wash my feet for more than ten days before, and I couldn't even stand the iron bull, and I didn't see you say anything, I think your odor resistance is still quite strong. ”
Murong Lan stomped her foot angrily: "Dead Liu Yu, when do you still have the heart to make such a joke with me?" No matter how stinky you are, at least you won't take a bath or wash your feet for a few years, and you can still endure it, if I throw you into the pigsty and sheepfold all day long, can you stand the smell? ”
Liu Yu smiled and shook his head: "It seems that I can't stand it, but the Huns don't stink so much, during the Battle of Junchuan, it's not that we haven't fought the Huns, and we haven't reached the point where the wind stinks for ten miles." ”
Murong Lan gritted her teeth: "The Hu people who have entered the Central Plains will naturally take a bath when they have water, even if it is a cow or sheep, if you wash it every day, it will not have such a heavy smell." But on the grassland, the water source is scarce, the Hetao area is a large desert, water is more precious than gold, no bathing is the norm, have you never seen the kind of terrible scene of flies flying up and down all over your body, jumping with fleas, if I were allowed to live this kind of life, I, I would rather die! ”
Liu Yu shook his head: "It sounds scary, but Murong Lan, I don't believe that you would stop kissing for such a reason, just because it stinks." Besides, Liu Weichen is far away in Hetao, it is possible to say that he will attack Fu Jian in the south, but it will not affect your Yan Kingdom. ”
Murong Lan sighed: "Liu Weichen has tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of iron horses, he can enter the customs in the south, he can plunder the north of Lingbei in the west, and he can attack Mo Nan in the east, when the world is in turmoil, it is a force that cannot be ignored, if he does not unite with him as soon as possible, let him be co-opted by Yao Chang, or Murong Chong, Murong Hong, then the matter will be troublesome." ”
Liu Yu nodded: "Just marrying you over can make Liu Weichen obedient?" Whether it's Yao Chang or Murong Chong, it's not a problem to find a clan girl, a princess or something. ”
Murong Lan sighed faintly: "I think so too, even if you marry me, you may not really be able to help Dayan, what Liu Weichen wants is to capture Guanzhong or Monan." Moreover, the Tiefu Xiongnu have no faith, and they must not be gullible, because I don't want to sacrifice my personal happiness, but I really think that this matter is not conducive to my Dayan's restoration of the country. Liu Yu, as long as you can help me seize the jade seal and transfer it to the Great Jin to form an alliance, my eldest brother will be able to give up the matter of forcing me to make peace, and now I have confessed everything to you, whether it is successful or not, you can give a happy word. ”
Liu Yu looked at Murong Lan and said word by word: "For the sake of friends, I'll help you this time, because I also hate the stinky Huns!" ”