Chapter 16: Dust Returns to Luoyang

Before Xiao Sheng left, Li Xiaofei left him for a meal, and during the banquet, Xiao Sheng checked Li Xiaofei's pulse in front of everyone, "Lord Li's pulse is dangerous, I'm afraid I will worry about my life soon!" Nowadays, there are hundreds of famous doctors in the capital, as well as national teachers who refine pills, and the only way is to go to the capital for treatment! ”

Everyone stood up one after another, "You kid has been here for a few days, and you're always alarmist!" If you dare to talk nonsense, see if we don't screw your head! ”

Xiao Sheng disagreed, and looked at Li Xiaofei with a glass of milk, Li Xiaofei laughed, "Life and death are life, wealth is in the sky, if I die today, can I still save it?" ”

Xiao Sheng also smiled, "If this is the case, as long as Lord Li's body can return to the capital safe and sound, it will be saved!" ”

"Lao Li, are you evil, this kid is crazy and incoherent, and you are also coaxing?" Hongrui and Murong Qing also walked in

"You're almost sixty, and if you die, it's hard for us to remarry! Don't fool people! ”

Li Xiaofei grinned, "Tell me, if I die, and then you send me all the way to Luoyang, will it be faster than when I was alive?" ”

Black Pearl was about to speak, Li Xiaofei and Xiao Sheng made a silent gesture at the same time and nodded.

"What are you guys doing? Is it demonically possessed? "Payatis couldn't help it

"Are we friends, and what can't we say openly? You Orientals are always half-talking, so you are deceitful! Old John began to complain too

Li Xiaofei came over to comfort the two, "My dear friends, you just need to remember that from now on, no matter what I do, or if I die suddenly, you must listen to Black Pearl's instructions, okay?" ”

"We don't understand, why do you keep saying that you are going to die, you are living a good life?" Antonio and Varna also asked

"You're dead, according to the custom of the Yinhan Empire, just throw you into the sea and return to Mother Ocean, why bother," Sancho said, putting down the sugar cane he was gnawing

"Can't! Don't throw me overboard! Remember, you want to send me to Luoyang! ”

Seeing that everyone was really confused, Black Pearl stood on the table and shouted, "Listen to me, it's not wrong, from now on, no matter what happens next, you must listen to me and follow this Xiao Gongzi to Luoyang!" Of course, I'll leave half of them here to hold on! ”

Li Xiaofei handed his saber to Black Pearl, and took out a small green bottle from his arms, "Listen, everyone, I will sleep for a long time, the time is two months, it looks like I am dead, you can be dead when I die, but I will come back to life!" He Jian, the Great Emperor of the Yinhan Empire, gave me a bottle of the Source of Life, you see! I'm drinking it now, and the effect is two months! I'll wake up in two months! ”

Antonio was the first to come over and pick up the medicine bottle and look at it, "There is the badge of the Emperor of the Silver Han Empire on it, it can't be wrong!" It's just that no one has tried, just in case? ”

"Don't question the emperor of the Yinhan Empire, he is the descendant of the God of Law! I think I can drink this medicine! Varner was adamant

Hongrui and Murong Qing grabbed Li Xiaofei left and right, "Don't be crazy about you!" What if you can't wake up after drinking it? ”

"Don't drink!" Murong Qing had already reached out to grab the medicine bottle

Li Xiaofei hurriedly broke free, unscrewed the bottle cap, drank it in one go, and then smiled at everyone, "It seems to be okay, I can't figure out if He Jian lied to me!" ”

After speaking, Li Xiaofei also walked around everyone dancing hand in hand, and everyone laughed.

"That unreliable emperor likes to play tricks on people the most!"

"Looks like you can't die! What a sad story! ”

"Not necessarily, this medicine may have expired!"

"It seems that selling fake drugs is also beneficial!"

Everyone was happy, Li Xiaofei rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth and lay on the ground convulsively, everyone hurriedly came to the rescue, poured life-saving water, and picked Li Xiaofei's tongue with his hands, but to no avail, everyone watched Li Xiaofei close his eyes and hang his hands on the ground.

Sadness, despair and anger suddenly spread, and everyone surrounded Xiao Sheng to kill him.

"You all bewitched Lao Li and killed him!"

"You are a disaster star, today we are going to kill you to avenge Lord Li!"

"If you don't come, Master Li won't die!"

Everyone was holding swords and knives in their hands, and they were about to make a move, but the black pearl blocked in front of Xiao Sheng, "Hu!" Stand down! Master Li said very clearly, you must obey my orders! And this medicine was given by the Emperor of the Yinhan Empire, even if he poisoned Lord Li, it was also poisoned by He Jian, what is the matter with this Xiao Gongzi? ”

Everyone still refused to retreat, and the black pearl double sword was horizontal, "Everyone, you must follow what Master Li said before, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless!" Antonio, Varna, Sancho, Old John, Paillis, you were all once He Jian's subordinates, you should know the relationship between He Jian and Master Li, and with He Jian's ability, do you want to kill Master Li by means of poisoning? ”

The five people lowered their heads and threw away the swords in their hands, "If Emperor He Jian kills people, there is no need to be so troublesome at all!" But we suspect that this kid did it! ”

"You think too highly of this kid, this is a powerless scholar! With his skills, it is impossible to drop the medicine bottle from Lao Li! Murong Qing pinched Xiao Sheng's veins, and Xiao Sheng grinned in pain

"You and Madame Hong are the closest to Master Li, could it be that you murdered your husband?" Shark Liu San raised his suspicions

Everyone scolded Liu Sanlai together: "Are you eating too much stinky fish and eating bad brains?" Which class did the two ladies murder their husbands for? The two ladies treated Master Li and us very well, how can you think that? ”

Black Pearl thrust her twin swords into the ground, "That's enough!" Don't be suspicious of each other! Master Li said that he would wake up in two months! ”

Everyone shook their heads, suspecting that Black Pearl was crazy, and Li Xiaofei had already begun to attract flies.

Black Pearl ignored everyone and picked up Li Xiaofei's corpse, "Prepare a good coffin, and then change into a costume for Lord Li!" ”

Hongrui cried like a tearful person, suddenly got up and ran towards the beach, Black Pearl carried the corpse a few steps and caught up with a slap and slapped Hongrui to the ground, "Madame Red!" Even I believe that Master Li can come back to life! Can't you trust him once as her wife? ”

Red Rui shouted hysterically, "You're crazy! You stop torturing my husband's corpse! I beg you to bury him here, and here I will keep a wake for him!" ”

Black Pearl did not hesitate to order the others to set up the red stamen and take it with the flagship, "Old Conch, Liu San, Sancho, and Varna stay to take care of the fleet and the cargo on the island, and the rest of the people will escort Lord Li to Luoyang City with me!" ”

On the official road, the sound of gongs, drums and suona is endless, the white flag team is several feet long, and the smell of salted fish attracts many crows to follow the team.

Hongrui and Murong Qing cried while walking, and the people on the side of the road kept talking.

"I heard that Li Xiaofei is dead! I can't believe it! ”

"I heard that the imperial court sent someone to assassinate him! If he doesn't die, the emperor won't live in peace! ”

"You are talking nonsense, Li Xiaofei fell into the sea and drowned after drinking high!"

"How do you know so well?"

"My seventh uncle's fourth uncle's second aunt's nephew was fishing over there at the time, and he really saw it!"

"This person, his life is not worth it, even a legendary number one person like him is just a pile of stinky meat!"

When the news of Li Xiaofei's death reached Luoyang, the emperor was checking the homework of several princes, and the book in his hand immediately fell to the ground.

"What? He's dead? ”

"Yes, Your Majesty, Li Xiaofei is dead" The eunuch who reported the news was very happy

"What are you happy about? My dear friend! The hero of the Great Liang is dead, and you are still so happy! Come on, drag it down and beat it to death! ”

The eunuch's cries and begging for mercy were to no avail, and the emperor walked out with a gloomy face.

The emperor found a mask to lead the way: "Is Li Xiaofei's death true or false?" ”

"The minister has sent someone to investigate and follow, for more than a month, the corpses have begun to stink, and the minister has also sneaked in and secretly opened the coffin lid to see that it is indeed Li Xiaofei's body!"

"But I always feel that things are not so simple, and you continue to fight

Find! ”

The reward for the next ten days was that Li Xiaofei was indeed dead, and the ministers were also suggesting that the emperor should greet Li Xiaofei's body outside Luoyang City and make a show for the world.

When people die, many things are much easier to do, and all kinds of posthumous gifts are coming.

When Li Xiaofei's coffin arrived at the Upper East Gate, it was the sixtieth day of Li Xiaofei's medicine, and everyone covered their noses and shook their heads, thinking that this time they were dead.

When the emperor came out to greet the crown prince Jin and the civil and military officials, there was a bang, and everyone stood on the spot.

Li Xiaofei's coffin board slammed up a few feet high and smashed to the ground, Li Xiaofei stood up in the coffin in a uniform and stretched.

"Deceived corpses! Cheated corpse! Escort! ”

The emperor was also frightened, but after all, he was a person who had seen strong winds and waves, and the emperor dragged the crown prince and the king of Jin back away, "Beware of assassins!" Take them all down to me! ”

In broad daylight, how can you cheat the corpse, the emperor is not a fool.

Li Xiaofei jumped up from the coffin and landed on the ground, then knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "The criminal minister Li Xiaofei came back from the dead, and I have seen His Majesty the Emperor!" ”

The emperor stabilized his mind and let go of the crown prince and the king of Jin, "Li Xiaofei, what a good means, come up with such a bad idea to come back to see me, if I hadn't been well-informed, I was afraid that I would be scared to death by you!" You all step down, Li Xiaofei won't assassinate me! ”

"The criminal minister Xie Huangshang Longen, originally the criminal minister was dead, but the underworld did not accept it, saying that the minister owed a debt in the yang world, and he had to pay off the debt before he could go to the underworld!"

"Old minion, you are still flamboyant, how can you excuse you for the crime of bullying the king. However, you are a guest from afar, and I still have to talk to you, and your entourage will be placed in the Xianliang Pavilion! As for you, a dead man, it is not appropriate to go to the main hall, and after entering the city, follow me to Fang Lin Yuan! ”

Dozens of people behind Li Xiaofei also shouted, "Miracle! The miracle "ran towards Li Xiaofei, Li Xiaofei waved his hand at them, "Don't be excited, I said I could wake up!" Don't worry, the emperor won't kill me, you can stay in the Xianliang Pavilion with peace of mind! ”

"Li Xiaofei, get up, since you have already been to the underworld, you don't have to worry about the etiquette in this yang world"

When Li Xiaofei was getting up, a man and a sword rushed out of the Imperial Forest Army to take Li Xiaofei directly, Li Xiaofei flashed to the right, and slashed the sergeant to death on the spot with a palm of his left hand.

"You, you, if you don't leave a living mouth, this matter will not be spread in the future! Still so reckless! ”

"Your Majesty, the guilty ministers dare not move their blades in front of the emperor, and this palm technique has not been practiced at home, and they can't master the heat, and they have lost their hands, please forgive your majesty!"

"Okay, okay, what are your crimes, don't be a criminal in the future, come on, come on, go to Fanglin Garden!"

"The sinners are terrified, and they will never dare to ride the dragon chariot with His Majesty!"

The emperor took a sip, "I, are you coming?" If you don't go to my dragon chariot, I will kill you just now! ”

Everyone immediately looked towards Li Xiaofei, and the air suddenly froze.

Li Xiaofei trotted over for a while, "Listen to the emperor, go to the dragon, go to the dragon!" ”

Long Yuan entered the city all the way, and the crowd of onlookers on the street talked and cheered.

"This Li Xiaofei, isn't it rumored that the emperor is going to kill him? How can you be on an equal footing with the emperor? ”

"I've heard people say that when they first fought the world, they agreed to sit on an equal footing in the future!"

"No, I heard that it was this Li Xiaofei who came back with thousands of warships, and the emperor was scared, no, he let him get on the dragon chariot!"

"You're not right, Li Xiaofei's swordsmanship is the first, he is invincible in the world, of course the emperor wants to buy him, these are all for us to see!"

"It turns out that Li Xiaofei is also a bad old man, he looks almost sixty years old, I thought he was only in his thirties?"

"What kind of hero, it looks like the drunkard boss of the bargain shop, if his wife is a beauty, it will really spoil the beauty!"

"Alas, it's not the same as the imaginary hero, short and dark, and still a fat man! Phew! ”