Chapter Seventy-Four: Yoro is arrogant
He Fang really didn't disappoint Li Jun, after getting a few big boats of spices in Yidao, he found an opportunity and retreated, and by the time Nan Chu reacted, He Fang had already fled.
Hearing this news, Emperor Nanchu's nose was crooked, and he cut off the heads of a bunch of people, and then sent an envoy straight to Chang'an.
There are also envoys of Yelang Kingdom who went to Beijing with the envoys of Southern Chu, Yelang Kingdom is in the west of Southern Chu, and has always advanced and retreated with Southern Chu State, and this time Yelang Kingdom came to cheer for Southern Chu State.
When Li Jun got the news, he immediately issued an order, as soon as the envoy of the Southern Chu State entered the Tang Dynasty, he would immediately behead him, send his head back to the Emperor of Southern Chu, and tell the Emperor of Southern Chu that if he still wanted to fight, he would do it, and if he didn't do it, he would stay honestly.
As for Yelang Country, Li Jun still sent someone to secretly take them to Chang'an, Chang'an City can be called the largest city in the world, and Yelang people are also the most arrogant people in the world, so Li Jun is very curious about what allusions these people will make when they come to Chang'an City.
Li Jun's heart was very hot, and he finally waited for the Yelang envoy in early June, and after the Yelang envoy entered Chang'an City, he was first shocked, and then he opened his mouth and said disdainfully: "This Chang'an is really too poor, and the palace is not made of gold." ”
Gongsun Kun, who came to greet him, was shocked, where did this come from a group of savages, why did they breathe so loudly, out of diplomatic etiquette, Gongsun Kun said with a reluctant smile: "Lord Yeli, our Emperor of the Tang Dynasty loves the people like a son, and the palace has not been repaired for a long time, so the people of the Tang Dynasty are very rich, I don't know what the situation of your country is?" ”
Ye Liyun snorted coldly: "It's just a group of untouchables, don't pity them too much." ”
Gongsun Kun secretly scolded this person for being shameless in his heart, shook his head and stopped talking.
Along the way, the people of the Yelang mission talked endlessly, and their mouths were like a river, according to them, the whole Chang'an was not as good as a village in their Yelang.
Later, Gongsun Kun couldn't stand it anymore, so he confessed his guilt and rode to the palace first.
It was the first time Li Jun had seen Gongsun Kun, known as the "Smiling Buddha", angry, so he asked with a smile: "Aiqing, what makes you angry like this?" ”
Gongsun Kun gave Li Jun a complaint and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, the minister suggests that you still don't see the Yelang people, these people are too blind, and with the character of the minister, they can't stand it." ”
"It's okay, there are friends from afar, don't say it, I can't talk about it, I can't talk about it if I don't see it." Li Jun waved his hand.
In fact, there is also Li Jun's bad taste in this, Li Jun wants to experience the scene of "Yelang arrogance" for himself.
Gongsun Kun sighed, and when he saw that Li Jun could not be persuaded to do so, he stepped aside, Gongsun Kun had already made up his mind that no matter what the people of the Yelang Mission said, he would block his ears and turn a deaf ear.
In order to achieve the effect in history, Li Jun also pulled up all the civil and military officials, and the ministers were very uninterested in this sudden appearance of the Rausch Ziyelang country, everyone turned their heads and ears, and asked everywhere, only to see Zhang An coughing heavily, and the ministers were immediately quiet, and now the old prime minister Xiao Wangzhi is not very in charge, so now in the entire court, the reputation of the imperial historian Zhang An is the highest.
After the Yelang envoy came, everyone stared at the people of Yelang country with monkey-like eyes, the people of Yelang country are located in the south, so their complexion is darker than that of the Central Plains, and they do not wear Hanfu, they wear more clothes like Indians, and the most speechless thing is that they are full of jewelry, especially the hats are inlaid with a lot of green gems.
Ye Liyun saw Li Jun and saluted honestly: "Foreign ministers, see His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty." ”
Li Junqiang held back a smile and said: "Your envoy is exempt, along the way, please forgive me if there is any miscare." ”
Seeing Li Jun so polite, Ye Liyun became more energetic, and Ye Liyun immediately replied: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compassion, the foreign minister had a very pleasant time on the road, but there is only one thing, and the foreign minister feels that it is not appropriate." ”
"Oh, your envoy, please." Li Jun said with a smile.
Ye Liyun looked around, and then pointed at He Jun, who was wearing a flying fish suit, and said angrily: "Your Majesty, as soon as the foreign minister and the people of the Southern Chu delegation entered the territory of the Tang Dynasty, they were stopped by these people, and they also cut off the head of the Southern Chu envoy in front of the foreign ministers, this is really rude, and the foreign minister asks Your Majesty to punish this kind of chaotic minister and thief." ”
He Jun touched his head, very speechless, how did he become a chaotic minister and thief?
Li Jun's face was a little unsightly, and Li Junqiang held back his anger and asked, "What if I don't punish the crime?" ”
"Hmph, if Your Majesty doesn't care, then the army of my Yelang Kingdom can help Your Majesty to eliminate rebellion, my country's soldiers are all warriors of a hundred battles, and they will definitely be able to help Your Majesty complete the task." Ye Liyun threatened.
As soon as Ye Liyun's words fell, a group of generals stood up and angrily reprimanded: "Bold, rude. ”
Li Jun waved his hand to let everyone retreat, and then gave Ji Meng a look, Ji Meng clapped his hands, and a row of heavily armed and tall Imperial Forest Army walked in.
Li Jun nodded with satisfaction and said, "Your envoy take a good look, can the warriors of your Yelang Kingdom beat my warriors?" ”
As soon as Li Jun's words fell, the soldiers of the Imperial Forest Army pulled out the horse-cutting swords in their hands, and slammed them to the ground, and suddenly a murderous aura rushed towards Ye Liyun and the others.
Everyone in Yelang Country was frightened and staggered, almost falling to the ground, and a few timid people had already peed their pants.
The ministers in front of him laughed, Ye Liyun calmed down and said stiffly: "Your Majesty, although the soldiers of your country are tall and mighty, and their bearing is extraordinary, they are not enough compared to the elephant soldiers of my Yelang country. ”
Li Jun immediately took note of this information in his heart, these countries on the Indochina Peninsula have a tradition of using elephant soldiers.
Li Jun waved his hand and said: "Don't be too confident, elephant soldiers are nothing, in my Chinese history, the way to deal with elephant soldiers is enough to fill a book." ”
Ye Liyun was speechless by Li Jun, and then Ye Liyun suddenly saw Li Jun's dragon chair, and then continued from his heart: "Your Majesty, the foreign minister is a civil minister, and he is not very proficient in martial arts, but the foreign minister feels that there is one more thing in the Tang Dynasty that is not as good as my Yelang country. ”
"Oh, your voice is interesting, let's hear it." Li Jun asked as he stared at Ye Liyun with playful eyes.
Ye Liyun laughed and said, "Your Majesty, your Tang Dynasty is not as rich as my Yelang Country. ”
Hearing this sentence of death, even Xiao Wangzhi's face was not good-looking, and Li Jun was very excited, because speaking of this, the drama meat finally came.
Li Jun asked puzzledly: "In my Tang Dynasty, the people have enough food and clothing, and I also exempt the people from taxes from time to time, isn't it considered rich?" ”
Ye Liyun waved his hand and said: "Your Majesty, no, in our Yelang country, the entire palace is coated with gold dust, our jewels can fill a big lake, our waterfalls are made of silver wire, our king often stands at the highest point of the palace at night and looks into the distance, because our gems have shone on the entire capital, like day......"
Listening to Ye Liyun blowing here, everyone, including Li Jun, had no intention of stopping it, because everyone now felt that this Laoshi Ziyelang Country was a fat sheep sent to the door, and before the wolf ate the sheep, patience would be very good.
Ye Liyun himself said that it took half an hour to stop, Li Jun immediately arranged for the waiter to send Ye Liyun a glass of wine, and after Ye Liyun finished drinking, Li Jun asked softly: "Honorable envoy, is there anything else?" ”
Ye Liyun said proudly: "There are many more, if you want to talk about the wealth of my Yelang country, the foreign minister can not say it for three days and three nights, but it is better to see it with your own eyes in some periods, Your Majesty might as well send an envoy to see it in person." ”
Li Jun immediately nodded and said, "Your envoy is reasonable, and I will definitely arrange it." ”
This banquet lasted for another half an hour, and everyone's attitude towards Ye Liyun during the banquet took a 180-degree turn, and finally Ye Liyun was carried out with a big tongue.
Li Jun happily sent Ye Liyun and the others away, and when he returned to the main hall, he saw that everyone was staring at him, so frightened that Li Jun immediately announced: "The meeting is dismissed." After finishing speaking, Li Jun fled, for such a big fat sheep, Li Jun needs to go back and think about a way, such a large piece of fat meat can't be eaten alone.
Li Jun returned to the palace and thought about it, the imperial court could not come forward, if the imperial court came forward, it is estimated that no small country would dare to come to the Tang Dynasty in the future, so it is best to control this matter in the people.
After making up his mind, Li Jun immediately called Ji Meng to Daming Palace, told Ji Meng his thoughts, and promised that once Ji Meng's soldiers took the southwestern countries without blood, Li Jun would give Ji Meng the title of marquis.
This can make Ji Meng very happy, Master Hou, the Ji family has been dilapidated for decades, and now it is finally able to see the moon.
That night, Ji Meng held a banquet and gathered all the ranger brothers under his command before, of course, this kind of thing can't be hidden from the eyes of people with a heart, His Majesty just met the envoy of Yelang Kingdom, Ji Meng made this move, who believes that there are no ghosts in it?
Early the next morning, the remaining rangers in Chang'an City called their friends and went straight to Shuzhong, followed by the caravans of the noble families.
And some Shuzhong businessmen, when they heard the news in the capital, immediately wrote letters to the people in their hometown, and the buildings near the water were the first to get the month, this kind of cheapness can't be cheap Guanzhong people in vain.
In the evening, Li Jun listened to He Jun's report while drinking cold wine, and when He Jun's report was finished, Li Jun's large bottle of wine also entered his stomach, Li Jun burped and said very unimagedly: "Continue to pay attention, you Jinyiwei people should also seize this opportunity and strive to infiltrate Nanchu from Yelang Kingdom." ”
"Your Majesty and Weichen want to go together, and the minister also has this intention." He Jun responded with a smile.
Li Jun pointed to He Shen next to him and said with a smile: "Da Changqiu, your nephew's ability is still very strong, and the ancestors of your He family are blessed." ”
He Shen immediately said: "This is all Your Majesty's reward, and my He family is only obeying Your Majesty's orders." ”
"Well, knowing that you are faithful, you don't have to say it every day." Li Jun waved his hand and said.