Chapter 120: The Deception of the Divine Man
"If there is something to do, there is nothing to retreat!"
Pang De's sharp voice sounded, according to the past practice, this is Li Shimin's routine question of retiring from the dynasty, just like someone who is familiar on the street usually asks if you have eaten, and the ministers have already packed up their things and are ready to retire from the court.
"Wechen has a play!" A voice broke the tacit understanding of the court for many years.
Everyone followed the prestige and looked directly at the burly Li Junxian, who embarrassedly let go of his body, revealing Morton behind him.
"This stunned young man!"
Many courtiers frowned slightly, but thinking of the first time the Mo family went to the court, they didn't know the tacit understanding of the court, so they didn't say anything.
"Oh!"
Li Shimin looked at Merton in surprise, although he intuitively felt that Merton's kid must be a moth, but it was a rule for the courtiers to play, and it was not easy to refuse.
"Mo Aiqing! If there is anything important to play, present it to the fold! Li Shimin is going to press and take a look first, otherwise if he is not careful, this kid is likely to break the news again.
"Folding?" Merton was dumbfounded, this was his first time in the court, where was the thing.
The ministers could see Merton's embarrassment, and couldn't help but laugh secretly, Li Shimin suddenly blackened, this guy shouldn't have no twists!
"Merton, Wuben still shouted to play, deliberately disturbed the order of the court, and was simply lawless because of his merits. Wang Yushi saw that Morton was deflated, and jumped out as soon as possible.
"Merton, you are in a child's house when you are in court! If you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that your ass gets hit again. Li Shimin's face darkened and scared Merton, but anyone could hear Li Shimin's slow love.
"Mo Jiazi is really lucky!"
Many courtiers were secretly frightened, and they could let Li Shimin personally protect him, which shows Merton's status in Li Shimin's heart.
"Back to Your Majesty's words! Wechen really has something to do, because Wechen didn't play it, and this kind of thing can't be said clearly. So Weichen organized a drama and performed it for His Majesty in person. Merton said with a look of grievance.
"Drama?" Li Shimin wondered.
Merton made comparisons and strokes, and finally explained to Li Shimin what a drama is.
"Oh!"
Li Shimin suddenly realized, isn't it just to perform the story?
In this era, in addition to the emperor and the harem of three thousand, the entertainment program is also limited and pitiful, and Merton's words can't help but arouse Li Shimin's appetite.
"In addition, Weichen also needs a few helpers, they are outside the palace!" Merton Road.
"Accurate!" Li Shimin looked businesslike, but the excitement in his eyes couldn't be hidden.
Outside the Tai Chi Palace!
A stage was quickly set up, and there was an incense case on the stage, on which candles burned incense and yellow paper, everything.
Many courtiers couldn't help frowning, but thinking of Mo Jiazi's consistent magical performance, they didn't say anything to stop it.
Wang Yushi was overjoyed in his heart, the more ridiculous Merton was, the more he could grasp the handle of the Mo family, thinking of this, Wang Yushi immediately became energetic, and waited intently to find Merton's fault.
"Shenhan's deception!"
A young man held up a sign with five large characters on it to let the ministers know Merton's intentions.
"Qin Huaiyu!"
Qin Qiong's eyes widened, looking at the young man holding the sign in disbelief, and couldn't help but set his eyes on Cheng Biting Jin Wei Chi Jingde, it was obvious that as long as there was his own kid, the other two would not be able to run.
Cheng Biting Jin and Wei Chi Gong also looked helpless, their own kid had just come back and got together with the Mo family, but the three of them did not object to their dealings with Merton, after all, although there were always some big things to do with Merton, it was better than being a gentleman to walk the dog and play with birds
"The first sight of killing ghosts and seeing blood!"
Qin Huaiyu's brand flipped over, revealing another line of large characters.
"Immortal Master, my brother is sick, and I asked the mage to cast a spell to save my brother!"
Sure enough, Cheng Chumo supported Yu Chi Baolin, who was performing with an exaggerated face, and appeared on the stage.
"Your brother is a powerful ghost, and when the immortal master casts a spell to exorcise the ghost, your brother will only be cured without medicine." The cloak exudes Moton's appearance as a god, and his immature little face strives to pretend to be a fairy wind bone.
The ministers' hearts froze, and their faces suddenly became serious, witchcraft! Thinking back to the previous brand, the ministers finally understood that Merton wanted to crack these witchcraft.
In fact, this kind of thing is only circulated among the people, and there are many superstitious court officials. Killing ghosts and seeing blood is a common method used by folk shamans.
I saw that Morton was holding a peachwood sword, and there were words in his mouth, and he jumped up even more exaggeratedly, took out a yellow paper, dipped it in water with a peachwood sword, and slashed at the yellow paper, and suddenly there were several lines of bright red blood on the yellow paper, as if it was really like a ghost being killed.
"Ahh
The ministers exclaimed, looking at the villain stained with bright red blood in disbelief, only Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling had calm faces, they had already known the answer from Merton.
With a casual move, Merton lit a fire in the air against the candle on the incense case, which made the ministers' hearts skip a beat.
"The terrible ghost on your body has been killed by me, drink this cup of talisman water, and you will be completely eliminated." Merton bewitched.
On the stage, Yu Chi Baolin immediately offered a lot of money without hesitation, drank the gray water of the rune paper, and immediately fell to the ground and died.
"The bold god actually used turmeric alkali water to pretend to be a god and a ghost, and he disregarded people's lives! Take it for me! ”
In the end, Fang Jun, who played the role of a fast catcher, appeared on the stage, exposed the methods of Merton's gods, and put Merton in prison.
Fang Xuanling looked at his stupid son speechlessly, I didn't expect you to fall into the pit.
The performance of Morton and the others was very exaggerated, and of course the ministers didn't believe that Morton really had ghostly means, but empathy, if he was really a fairy wind and a god, would he be like Yu Chi Baolin in front of him, drinking this night's talisman ashes?
The ministers couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
Next, please descend to the Buddha with immortals, show words with tea, write with rice soup, cure diseases with divine skills, and common folk wizard methods were cracked by Fang Jun one by one.
Every time he cracked one, the faces of the important ministers were a little gloomy, Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling were even more gloomy, the last time Morton only roughly mentioned two, far less detailed and intuitive than today, especially when he saw Yu Chi Baolin die exaggerated over and over again, no one laughed, but his heart was cold, if he didn't know the truth, I'm afraid even they would be convinced, not to mention those ordinary people.
It is conceivable that after so many years of rampant witch doctors, how many people have lost their lives because of delayed treatment like Yu Chi Baolin.
Wang Yushi's face was pale and extremely embarrassed, and he no longer had the idea of making trouble with Merton at this moment, he himself believed in these ghosts and gods very much, and he had also invited wizards and Taoists to practice it at home, and the means used were exactly the same as the performance of Merton in front of him, and even the means were not as complete as Merton's.
Doesn't that mean that you have been deceived and not say, or you have been deceived by a second-rate liar?
"Wash your hands in the pan!"
When Qin Huaiyu raised the sign again, everyone was in an uproar.
The fear of going into the oil pot can be deeply rooted in people's hearts, whether it is the record in the history books or the legend of the eighteen layers of hell, each of them makes people shudder.
However, everything in front of him broke through the bottom line of everyone's hearts, a big pot was erected, the fire under the pot was raging, and the oil waves in the pot were rolling.
And Mo Jiazi stretched out his hands and washed his hands in the oil pot with a comfortable face, the impact caused was really shocking, and even Yu Chi Baolin, who fell to the ground and pretended to be dead, couldn't help but sit up and watched Merton's performance in amazement.
Merton looked at the sensational effect, and was secretly proud in his heart, if it weren't for the fact that the oil was really difficult to clean, Merton would have chosen to take a more shocking bath in the oil pot.
"It can't be!" Wei Zheng's face was pale and trembling.
Everyone knew that Mo Jiazi was cracking the magic of the gods, but the raging fire and the rolling oil waves were all seen with their own eyes.
"What the hell is going on?" Without waiting for Fang Jun to come out to decrypt, Li Shimin rushed to Merton's face as soon as possible. If you want to talk about the previous rune paper and the like, he can still understand and keep calm, but seeing that Merton can even get the means of the eighteenth layer of hell and get out of the oil pot, Li Shimin can't calm down.
Qin Qiong ignored Moton's oily hands and picked them up repeatedly, but there was not the slightest injury.
"Ouch!"
Cheng bit Jin was bold and wanted to learn from Morton to go deep into the oil pot, but he tentatively clicked it, and he was hot.
Merton quickly stopped the fire under the oil pot and told his ministers to stay away from the oil pot.
Merton didn't forget Fang Jun, who had become the background wall, and summoned him to reveal the mystery of the oil pot to Li Shimin and the ministers.
"Oil on top, vinegar on bottom." The ministers didn't expect it to be so simple.
"The oil is very light, once it is mixed with water, it will float on it, and you can't see it at all, this trick is very simple, many oil mills use this method to mix water into their hands, and cheat." Merton explains how it works.
"And the boiling point of vinegar is very low, and it is under the pot, and when the fire is burned, it will boil, and it looks like the oil pot is boiling from the outside, but it is not hot at all." Merton tested the temperature in the oil pot with his hand, and motioned for Cheng Yanjin to experiment again.
"Huh! It's not hot! Cheng Yanjin exclaimed.
Looking at the oil pan boiling, in fact, the temperature in the pot is only moderate.
"Then why, the last time I touched it, it was very hot." Cheng Yanjin was puzzled.
"That's because the little nephew deliberately delayed for a while, the vinegar in the oil pot has been burned, and the temperature of the oil pot is already very high, so Uncle Cheng will feel hot."
The ministers suddenly realized.
"The methods of these gods are really despicable, so that the evidence can be silently annihilated, making it impossible to prevent it." Cheng Yanjin said angrily.
"Your Majesty, Weichen was ordered to crack the witch doctor's method of deception, and I will report to Your Majesty today, and ask Your Majesty for instructions." Merton solemnly saluted Li Shimin.
Li Shimin glanced at Merton appreciatively, although this little catfish is usually not worry-free, but he is very open to do things, and he knows how to take credit for Li Shimin.
"The emperor is wise!" The ministers hurriedly said
"Your Majesty, most of the people are dull and illiterate, and some places are deeply harmed by superstition, and it is difficult to clear the poison, if this form can be popularized, I believe the effect will be very good." Fang Xuanling saw the superiority of the drama at a glance, intuitive and clear, and the more ignorant and illiterate the people, the more they believe in superstition, if you use this method, you will definitely be able to get twice the result with half the effort.
"Good! Fang Aiqing immediately did it, and Merton fully cooperated with Fang Aiqing to eradicate the trend of folk superstition this time. Li Shimin said resolutely.
"Yes!" Fang Xuanling and Merton took the order.
Merton went to court for the first time and ended perfectly.