Chapter 19: Catch the ducks on the shelves

Wang Hou, the traverser, is miserable enough, others are all big fish and meat, and there are a lot of beautiful women, good guy, he has been working hard for more than three months, and he has just solved the problem of food and clothing.

However, the hot kang head is indeed happy, working overtime for several days, Wang Hou, who was frozen into a dog, fell asleep on the hot kang head, tonight it is rare to sleep until dawn, the carbon fire that burned overnight still exudes residual heat, and the quilt is also warm and comfortable, sit up and stretch his waist greatly, a yawn beat the tears out, Wang Hou turned his head and beckoned to Cao Hongjie, who was sleeping at the other end.

"Xiaojiezi, get up and eat! I have to go to work ...... for a while, and ...... to work, people! ”

Yiren has gone, leaving a fragrant quilt, so confused that he rubbed his eyes, Wang Hou couldn't help but exclaim sadly: "Where is my down coat!" ”

…………

What traveled to ancient times to eat and drink spicy wives and concubines, it was all fake, first of all, let's eat! Carrots and tomatoes were introduced after the Tang Dynasty, and the fruits include pears, apples, and dates, so you want to eat a stir-fry! The big iron pot is only available in the Song Dynasty, the flour is not developed in this era, the big guy eats wheat or grains, as for the seasoning, what cinnamon star anise thirteen incense, this kung fu is still lying quietly in Southeast Asia, the seasoning is only green onion, ginger, garlic and leek, this era of home-cooked dishes are also clay pots to cook some millet, and then pickle radish strips in winter, like Wang Hou, a small scholar, a meat a day is considered a luxury, the most normal is a meat for three days.

And the meat of this era has not undergone refrigeration and acid discharge, so it is not delicious!

Or an old hen stewed soup for breakfast, this is also Wang Hou's welfare to the house, he gnawed the chicken legs, and the remaining chicken frame chicken offal was all taken to stew soup to drink, a chicken is divided into 100 people, although the stew is as clear as the chicken soup in the canteen when Wang Hou went to college, but it also adds a little umami to the poor diet in winter.

However, kneeling on the edge of the desk, that is, on the kang table, Wang Hou still kneeled and his legs were numb, and while drinking porridge, he was planning to rub a few pieces of paper in the Prime Minister's Mansion and spend some furniture drawings when he went to work today, so that the carpenters in the house could create some higher furniture.

With the kang is different, plus the chicken soup is a big supplement, after a meal, Wang Hou is already blushing and sweating, and then wearing a thin linen official robe is not too cold, this time I can't enjoy the personal protection of the Three Kingdoms fierce general Xiahou Dun, but there is still a team of ten people on the protection of the army, stretching the waist to sit in the ox cart, with Wang Pole and a bunch of dog legs, Wang Hou is swaying and running to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

But this time, before he could start a happy life with a cup of tea and a newspaper all day long, he was intercepted by Xun You, the prime minister's envoy, at the gate.

"Wang Lingguan, the prime minister has a trick! I'll see you as soon as you get to the house! ”

Seeing this guy's stiff face, Wang Hou couldn't help but chuckle in his heart.

Nothing good!

…………

It turns out that Cao Hongjie, a loser, really can't marry! followed Xun You into the courtyard four times in a row, or in the tall and spacious prime minister's office, which showed the domineering spirit of the king everywhere, Mr. Cao sat quite imposingly behind the long case on the three-level platform, and the down bread jacket that Wang Hou happily created yesterday was worn on Mr. Cao upright at the moment, and his warm traitorous white face was a lot redder.

It's just that there is obviously nothing good today, there is Wang Hou's twenty-volume storage bill on the case, his face is worried, Cao Cao is holding a book with a solemn expression and constantly looking at it, and his dark eyes are still tired of staying up late.

On the second step beside him, Guo Jia and Guo Junshi were actually there, with a plan, and it was rare for this prodigal son to sit on his knees in a serious manner.

The cold wind blowing at the gate was shivering again, and Wang Hou was sad to kneel on the ground with rice cakes, kowtowing to the king for tea: "Xiaguan Wang Hou, knock to see the prime minister!" ”

Still looking at the ledger and being distracted, after a two-second delay, Cao Cao came back to his senses, without raising his head, and shouted with great momentum: "Get up!" ”

But then he actually added another sentence: "Come on, add a case and give a seat!" ”

A low table was actually placed opposite Guo Jia, and after a stunned look, Wang Hou came up with fear and sat in the position of Prime Minister Cao Cheng's right-hand man.

Here, Cao Cao can also be regarded as raising his head, but on the spot, he was a dismount, and he suddenly threw the account book made by Wang Hou in front of him.

"Ru Cao, as the prime minister's mansion Cangcao, is really an official of the 400 stone imperial court, he doesn't learn and has no skills, and he makes typos throughout, what kind of system does he become?"

"Typo?"

Frightened, just like a primary school student who was checked by the teacher, Wang Hou picked up the notebook and glanced at it twice, and then it was suddenly realized.

Nowadays, the Han Dynasty is full of traditional characters, and what he wrote is simplified characters, which only became officially popular in the era of Sun Yat-sen, so it is strange that it is not regarded as a typo here.

However, holding the account book, Wang Hou hugged his fist with confidence: "Prime Minister, can you understand what the lower official wrote?" is dignified, but can anyone be like a lower official, and settle the messy accounts of Taicang for a year in two days? ”

These words made Cao Cao dumbfounded for a moment, the ancient seat was very exquisite, if it weren't for Wang Hou showing the quality of this capable official, Cao Cao would not have given him this position, and let Xiahou Dun protect and assist him.

It's unforgiving! After saying a little about Cao Cao, Wang Hou stepped up to strike while the iron was hot for laziness in the future.

"Prime Minister, the minister is not a typo, but the old words are simplified, the old words are a word, the knife is carved bamboo slips, do an account, more than an hour, now the official book is simplified on paper, a few breaths, if you encounter the army to transport food, the old law can not transfer a warehouse of grain in three days, when you encounter an emergency, the account is missing, and give Xiaoxiao the opportunity to embezzle the public grain, this method of transporting grain is to make accounts, grain to go into the account, foolproof, what does the prime minister think is good?"

"And the simplified words are easy to learn and understand, and the commonly used words are thousands, and a large number of literate people can be cultivated in a short period of time.

"This strategy is a good strategy, but I am afraid of those old antiques in the DPRK and China......"

Cao Cao didn't speak, Guo Jia shook his head with a deep groan, but his face was also full of emotion, and the bad debts of more than a year were cleared up in two days! This efficiency is tempting for any warlord. However, his worries are not unreasonable, Cao Cao's faction is different from any faction, he sits in the imperial court, and the ministers and nobles of the old Han family also stay in Xudu, and have the advantage of coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes At the same time, he is also restrained by these guys who eat the ancients, if Wang Hou's simplified characters are promoted, it is not surprising that a group of old guys will protest like a tide.

"It doesn't matter, you can use the complexity and complexity in the Prime Minister's Mansion, you are willing to use the simplification and simplification, and you are willing to use the complexity and the complexity, but the one with the lowest efficiency will be punished, as for the princes of the court, let them continue to chant poetry with the complexion, anyway, they are useless."

"There are also official documents, and the prime minister can also use paper and bamboo slips together, but the prime minister's government only provides paper, and the bamboo slips need to be prepared out of their own pockets, and the same as the least efficient penalty can be."

Wang Hou's business level was so dazzling that Cao Cao was stunned, looked at the pensive Guo Jia, pinched his chin and pondered, and after a long time, he waved his hand at Wang Hou.

"Tuqiu, go back and sort out your simplified words, at this time, Rong Ben is thinking about it!"

"The subordinate officer receives the order!"

Agreed, Wang Hou stood up and hurriedly slipped away, he knew that there was no good thing to come today, but today, Cao Cao recruited Guo Jia, the chief secretary, to check and fill in the gaps, Cao Cao was stunned by Wang Hou's simplified word, Guo Jia didn't, seeing his lord there thinking about the pros and cons with a sad face, he smiled and bowed.

"Lord, simplification can be discussed in the long run, and today is a matter of seeking help, isn't it here to be held accountable?"

Cao Cao's habitual opening remarks, first give a slap and then a sweet date, the first time to ask for the guilt, let Wang Hou argue and ask Cao Hongjie to go back, the second time was originally to use a full of typos to ask for guilt, and let Wang Hou use simplified words to fool the past, only to react Cao Zong was obviously annoyed and angry, the old face was a little whiter, the beard flew up, slapped the table heavily, and the buzz shook Wang Houdu.

"Bold Wang Hou, Taicang has ten warehouses and nine losses, don't you have anything to explain to your true appearance?"

It's just three things, and then fool Mr. Cao, in case he wakes up and is really angry, and drags it out and cuts it with a wave of his hand, then there is no place to cry, you don't see how Yang Xiu died! So seeing that the green tendons on Cao Cao's head were jumping a little, Wang Hou, who was crying and running away, could only hug his fist sadly.

"The minister is guilty!"

With a step, Mr. Cao's face was a little pale, but his tone was still majestic, and he asked angrily: "Since you are guilty, how should you deal with this matter?" ”

"After the minister returns, he will strictly patrol, arrest thieves, raise more cats and dogs, put an end to rodent infestation, ventilate at four o'clock, keep dry, and there will never be such a large-scale grain erosion incident again!"

The matter was Wang Hou's trouble, Cao Cao wanted a solution to the deficit of Taicang as much as two-thirds, this explanation is better than no explanation, in an instant, the white-faced Cao Cao was furious and became a red-faced Guan Gong, that look like a tomato that was about to burst, Wang Hou trembled, and sadly knocked his brain on the ground.

"Prime Minister, Xia Guan is just a small Cang Cao, not even the law Cao thief Cao, Yu Bing Yu Cang Rafter is the nephew of the right general Yu Ban, Xiahou Cang Rafter is the second uncle of the two Xiahou generals, Yang Yu Yang Cang Rafter is the grandson of Hongnong Yang Zhihongtang, within the duties of the lower official, he can only keep an eye on every warehouse of grain, truthfully record every grain entry and exit, redundant, how do you let Xia Guan take care of it?"

The most successful wise man of the Three Kingdoms is neither Zhuge Liang nor Sima Yi, but the poisonous Jia Xu, the old guy provoked the chaos at the end of the Han Dynasty with a poisonous plan, helped Zhang Xiu to rectify Cao Cao a few times, and after surrendering Cao Cao, he was Mingzhe to protect himself, after the three dynasties of Cao Wei and Western Jin in the late Han Dynasty, not to mention, he still lost his wealth and wealth, his survival strategy is not to be incompetent! But you can't be too capable!

Now Wang Hou wants to learn this old guy's way of doing things, and the inventory of Taicang has been liquidated in two days to show Cao Cao his talents, so that Cao always knows that he is useful, and the rest is not to participate more, and offend people with more participation!

What kind of face and cheekiness are all gone, how miserable it is, how miserable it is, bow down below, Wang Hou is crying is a handful of snot and a handful of tears, and he spreads his hands sadly.

Although Cao Cao is domineering, he is not unreasonable, it is a bit unrealistic to rely on his small Cangcao to challenge the intricate interests of Cao, and this unpromising appearance is also a success that annoys Mr. Cao, and he looked at Wang Hou who kowtowed his head speechlessly, Cao Cao finally waved his big sleeves filled with fine down impatiently.

"Let's go down!"

"Xiaguan ......"

There's a wilted and wilted Guo Jia here! didn't wait for Wang Hou's surprise to run away, but this guy pretended to be forced to stand up with a fan.

"My lord! Taicang is related to the stability of the imperial court, and the inventory is two of the three losses, and it must be investigated strictly! However, as Lord Wang said, the involvement is too big, and it is indeed necessary to act cautiously! Just in case! ”

After saying the two nonsense sentences, Guo Jia's smile began to gradually become lewd, and his eyes glanced at Wang Hou, who was kneeling on the ground stupidly, and he smiled obscenely and bowed to Cao Cao.

"Therefore, the subordinates suggested that Cao Hongjie, who was next to the prime minister, should temporarily act as Cao Guan and supervise this matter! Captain Cao is decisive, and with the prime minister in charge, he will definitely be able to solve the shortcomings of Taicang in one fell swoop!"

Before this Cao Cao could answer, Wang Hou almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. Good guy, when it comes to playing yin, his surname is Guo! What does he have to do with Cao Hongjie? They all slept on a kang, where would this girl be able to track down and break out of prison? In the end, you can't pull him and follow him to offend people?

He also glanced back at Guo Jia in some astonishment, and then looked at Wang Hou who was about to vomit blood, Cao was always kind and flowing, and his originally disappointed expression instantly turned into a treacherous and cunning, the beard on his face was stretched, and he nodded with a smile.

"Fengxiao said that it is a great good, come to someone, recruit the Red Festival!"