"Pirate envoy, why don't you bow down according to the proper etiquette when you see my emperor?"

The left prime minister, Dazai Shiro, did not follow the procedure of the envoy at all, and immediately asked the first to rebuke and ask in the way that he had prepared after discussing with the thieves in advance.

Geng Nanzhong, the popular spicy chicken who had just become the prime minister, was full of pride, and the Confucian celebrities were more imposing, and their voices were louder, "Honorable envoy, doesn't the pirate king of your country understand etiquette?" Doesn't your country even have the most basic national etiquette rules and system? ”

These two took the lead in firing the cannon, and immediately the court was boiling like a boiling pot, and one by one, bureaucrats, regardless of their rank, vied with each other, questioned, condemned, questioned, and despised ...... Coldly speaking, all kinds of ridicule and provocation, looking for cheapness in the mouth, fighting for face, and exerting pressure.

Zhong Xiang seems to be a lonely boat in the vast ocean. The sinister and awkward of being isolated.

He stood there quietly, looked at Emperor Zhao Huan, and then looked at Bai Shizhong, who looked like a noble and domineering man of the Heavenly Empire, and looked at Geng Nanzhong, who was actually angry with his Confucian scholars, and Zhang Bangchang, who was more old and treacherous and slippery although he closed his mouth and didn't fire, and then looked at the military minister sequence on the right, from Tong Guan at the head of the row to ......

The noisy hall automatically and quickly became ...... under his curious posture It was quiet.

Now it was the turn of the Song court to be embarrassed.

In order to break the embarrassment, Zhang Bangchang finally came out when he saw the opportunity to show his face.

He stared at Zhong Xiang, his words were gentle, but his eyes smiled sharply and asked: "Your honor, are you acquiescing in your country's lack of rules and not talking about the system that a country should have?" “

Zhong Xiang reacted at this time.

"Rules? Huh, physique? Huh"

"Yes, you Great Song Dynasty, you civilized and decent bureaucrats, the best thing to do is to make rules, and what you are best at is hypocrisy and vanity. Establish a heart for heaven and earth, establish a life for the people, continue to learn for the saints, and open peace for all generations? Oh, speaking is better than singing, talking about it, shouting and shouting, showing the so-called elegant and graceful celebrities, talented and powerful wild and uninhibited, in fact, it is all obscene and shameless in the bones, the ambition is higher than the sky, the vanity of the philistine, blowing the mountain, the fame moves the world, and the people all over the world are stunned and stunned to admire and move, but the fact is that Wenxing can't be a state, Wuding can't be a country, and everything is not a place for people like you to focus on fame, fortune, glory and wealth? Going back and forth, isn't it all the rules that maintain your dominance and self-interest? “

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the monarchs and ministers in the palace changed, and their faces were ugly.

If an ordinary person dares to insult like this, this palace of bureaucrats will not only be not ashamed, but proud.

What's wrong? You don't have the ability to be an official and rich and noble, you can't enjoy the benefits of the dynasty, and your life is poor and sad, so you are envious, jealous and hateful to us, the powerful rulers of the world? Just when trolls slander us and want to find a bargain in our mouths for self-comfort? Haha, you deserve it, you're having a rough time. Who told you that you are not capable of being an official? Who told you that you can't be reincarnated, and you can't be reincarnated...... The official (emperor, king) is fate, what can you do?

Of course, daring to insult those in power is to provoke the strict political authority, and it is a crime.

The man pulled him to the entrance of the vegetable market and cut it to the public to deter the mud legs who were also disgruntled. The woman was humiliated in all kinds of ** when she entered the brothel of the church, without any respect, without a single day of quiet and relaxation, so that the man died and wore countless green hats that could not be taken off, and he was ashamed and indignant when he was a ghost, and he was not at peace underground. The child was sold into slavery, and let him grow up in more humiliation, suffering, and sorrow, and spend his life in more humiliation, suffering, and despair, and the slave was still a slave, and his children and grandchildren were slaves, and he could never turn over......

In that case, the faces of these people are not ugly, but more arrogant and proud.

The more miserable someone is, the more they can set off their ability and dignity.

Now they are all as ugly as, just because the people who ridicule and insult them are not lowly people who are not comfortable with them, but also more powerful officials of the enemy country who can easily destroy the Song Dynasty and destroy the glory, wealth, power, and decent life of these people, it seems that they are still a general of the enemy country, and they can't retaliate against it.

What Zhong Xiang scolded, they could only bear it, and they could only stare at Zhong Xiang with meaningless anger and angry eyes.

In the hundreds of pairs of hateful gazes of the eunuchs of the Manchu Emperor Wenwujia, Zhong Xianghun did not care, stood proudly in the center of the hall, looked around at the thieves and snorted disdainfully, and said with a smile: "Do your rules include the content of maintaining the dignity and interests of the people who provide for your wealth and pleasure and profligacy?" “

"Hehe, your rules, Confucianism, gentlemen, morality, doctors, and celebrity demeanor, pit their own people to harm their own people, fish and meat trample on their own people, ride on the heads of the people in their own country to suck blood and as a powerful blessing, to Liao, Xixia, bow their heads and admit their grandsons, and actively pay tribute and filial piety. For the capricious provocation, deception, betrayal, extortion, and blackmail of small barbarian countries such as Goryeo stick and South Vietnam, he honestly confessed it, and still contributed money and effort, generously gave all kinds of benefits, generously helped, bought peace, peace, peace and wealth, and made it easy. “

"Even if Dali is so weak that it can only talk about peaceful coexistence for survival, relying on the dangerous geographical advantages of the mountains and rivers, if you are not satisfied, you dare to show your teeth, you still dare not fart, gentle and considerate, generous understanding and recognition, scavenging the blood and sweat of all the people to Dali all kinds of convenience, a little satisfied, the contradiction between the two countries is gone, and peace can be indulged in pleasure, hehe, your rules are also good in this regard. Ha, the rules you have made and followed are indeed good rules. “

In the increasingly ugly face of the full hall, Zhong Xiang suddenly clapped his hands, startling the thieves.

"Hehe, I'm just weird. This is your rule. So, how can you always maintain a sense of self-esteem and look so good? “

"The dignity of civilization and the sacrosanctity and dignity of the dynasty that you keep emphasizing are embodied in this kind of rule?"

"Do you keep advocating this and that rule, and do foreigners believe it? Keep? Does anyone care? “

"It's not good for Liao, it's not good for Western Xia, and it's not good for Goryeo, Southern off-road people, including the weak chicken Dali." Zhong Xiang paused, and his voice suddenly rose, "The envoys of these countries are coming, you don't dare to let go of your fart, and you don't dare to find fault with anything." Liao was robbed by us so much that he didn't dare to squeak. The Western Xia disappeared forever directly under the authority of our army, and your Zhenguo Western Army has become the people of our country, this envoy will give you face, I am here, hehe, you have the courage and confidence to tell me your rules? You want to give me the rules of the state? “

These two questions hit the top like thunder, which shocked the Manchu bureaucrats.

Zhong Xiang stretched out his finger towards Zhao Huan, who was on the throne, and nodded: "Zhao Huan, this envoy asks you." Do you, the new king of the Song Kingdom, want to give me the rules of the state? “

Zhao Huan was frightened and dazed, his eyes were confused and he didn't know what he was thinking, and he was suddenly called by Zhong Xiang and asked sharply, so frightened that he suddenly trembled and almost jumped up.

He looked at the ferocious eruption of the pirate envoy in a hurry, and his mind was only buzzing and terrified, and he could not think of how to deal with such a coercion with tact and reason. Not to mention this time, even if it is normal, with his qualifications and talents, he can't think of a move to deal with it independently.

Seeing that the emperor was forced to be ugly, and the dignity and dignity of the Great Song Dynasty were completely lost, someone had to stand up immediately to save the scene.

Tong Guan, who was the first in the right class Wuchen, reacted the fastest.

He grabbed in front of Geng Nanzhong, who opened his mouth to speak, glared at Zhong Xiang angrily, and shouted: "Presumptuous." “

Zhong Xiang suddenly asked to try Zhao Huan's quality, and sure enough, as Prince Bao said, "It's unbearable, and it's not as good as the corner of the ridiculous Zhao Ji."

This kind of person is also worthy of being the supreme emperor?

What a joke. The Song Dynasty deserved to perish.

I tried to understand it, someone jumped out to take the offer, and he didn't bother to continue to stare at Zhao Huan's old bullying. Bullying such a straw bale boy has no sense of accomplishment. It's too cheap.

He turned to Tong Guan and stared at another big joke of the Song Dynasty.

Viciousness turns into a smiley face.

"Presumptuous? Hehe. Roaring so majestic, so confident. “

"You're the privy envoy Tong Guan, aren't you?"

"Humph! It is this Privy Councillor. Tong Guan stared at Zhong Xiang and responded proudly, he had been supervising the army in the northwest for a long time and leading troops to fight, not to mention that it was really a bit terrifying.

It's just that he can't scare the current commander of the pirate side, Zhong Xiang.

Zhong Xiang looked at Tong Guan repeatedly, and saw that Tong Guan was uncomfortable.

"Tsk, you're a eunuch, aren't you? I actually grew a few beards! It's weird! ”

"You"

Tong Guan trembled with anger in an instant, and you said a few times, "You are an envoy of a country, you are so unorthodox, what is the difference between you and a scoundrel ruffian in the market?" ”

scolded unwillingly, and scolded: "Hmph, if you are really a despicable and shameless person who can only compete for wealth by doing evil and being a robber and harming people." ”

Since the climate in the palace was mixed, Tong Guan had never suffered such humiliation. Over the years, who hasn't respected him and called him a commander or something. Even Cai Jing, who was so powerful that he was extremely powerful, did not dare to offend him easily when he was in power, which time was not polite, mutual respect, face, convenience, hello, I am good.

People are like this, they are used to a certain high-end state, they enjoy it as a matter of course, and they feel that they are so high-end and so perfect, and they will automatically forget their own shortcomings or the original humility or something. If anyone dares to expose the shortcomings in public, it is undoubtedly equivalent to exposing the rebels.

Tong Guan was so angry that he couldn't immediately pounce on Zhong Xiangwen in front of the court to strangle Zhong Xiangwen to relieve his hatred. It's a pity he can't. He didn't dare. The ferocity is all faked.

Still for the sake of vanity.

National interests can be discarded, and all the rights and interests of irrelevant citizens, including their lives, can be sacrificed at will, but the superficial face of those in power must not be lost.

It's just that now he kind of regrets jumping out first.

I'm afraid that this arrogant and vicious pirate envoy will not just stop with him. I'm afraid there will be more vicious ones in the back.

Really.

Zhong smiled disparingly at his accusation, pointed to Tong Guan's position, and said with a smile: "Privy envoy." The first person to be a martial artist. Tsk, the official is so big, the power is so big, and the position is so high. It's just that I don't know it, and I don't understand it. The supreme military commander of the Song Dynasty, the commander-in-chief of the whole army, was actually an eggless eunuch? ”

Being a soldier and fighting a war is the most gentleman's business, and the leader is the most gentleman, but the representative of the most gentleman is a pickled eunuch who can't even hold his urine without a man or a woman......

Zhong Xiang deliberately looked at the officials in the ranks of the military ministers one by one, especially carefully at the descendants of the founding nobles who stood in the high position of the military ministers, and deliberately looked at the military straw bag Gao Yu who stood in front of the pole, and after reading the important military attachés of the Great Song Dynasty, he turned his head to look at the Wenchen of the left class, and finally fell on the emperor Zhao Huan, the eyes were curious, puzzled, surprised, and suspicious...... Summed up is the biggest mockery.

There is no man in the Great Song Dynasty, let a eunuch be a military commander?

Are you all military generals who stand tall and dignified, and you are all proudly standing proudly and most decently and decently, including the emperor on the throne, are you still not men?

This is highly doubtful.

If so, then how could a castrated eunuch be pressed on his head or tied with the court? How could this old eunuch be made to represent the military of a big country with dignity and dignity?

This time, it was not specifically to scold Tong Guan alone, but to sweep away the faces of the entire Song Dynasty men. Including the Emperor Zhao Ji who was hiding in the deep palace.

Tong Guan was so angry that he fainted to avoid this inextricable embarrassment.

The other civil and military officers were extremely ashamed and angry, and their tongues were like springs, but they were speechless for a while.

How can you justify it?

Could it be that he said to the pirate envoys: "Let the eunuch be the supreme military commander, the emperor can rest assured, and there is no need to worry that someone can lead the rebellion and seize power in the whole army." Wenchen is also assured that civil officials can dominate the state power, can better despise and suppress military ministers to fight for power, and can further maintain the Great Song Dynasty's tradition of governing the country with literature and military affairs? ”

Can you justify with the pirates: "It's not that our military ministers and nobles are not angry and shameless, the key is that the Song Dynasty does not let our soldiers ask for face." It was generations of emperors who struggled to raise us as pigs and dogs. This generation of emperors, oh, is already the emperor, it is the previous emperor Zhao Ji who favored the eunuchs, and liked to let Tong Guan, a perverted old eunuch, be in charge of the army...... The eunuch pressed on our heads, and we really couldn't help it. Right? Long live understanding, pirates. ”

can still justify: "Since ancient times, it has been said that women are not allowed to have eyebrows, let alone half-male eunuchs." What happened to the eunuch? Tong Guan is a eunuch, but he is really capable, and he is a genius who can lead the army to fight. is so powerful that everyone ignores the shortcoming that he is a eunuch. Wizards, there will inevitably be such and such shortcomings, pay attention to talents, and can't blame wizards, right? The size of power depends on the level of ability. You can't divide it by gender, cough, you can't divide it by whether it's a physical disability or not, right? ”

The more justification can only prove that Da Song has no real man, and the more embarrassing it will be.

In embarrassment and shame, Geng Nanzhong suddenly became anxious, raised his head and replied to Zhong Xiang with a contemptuous look, "Your envoy is a good man who does not accumulate virtue." Ben Xiangnian is from a humble background, you haven't studied, you don't know the righteousness and benevolence of Confucius and Mencius, and you don't care about humiliation, but I want to kindly remind you that the strong men of my Great Song Dynasty are all implemented in the local army to protect the country. There is no war in the court, and there is no need to fight with blood and courage and outstanding military talents, as long as you can organize and coordinate the war of all parties in the center, handle daily military affairs well, and serve the soldiers at the front well. ”

My Great Song is capable on the front line, and the second is in the center to serve the strong. I have heroes and good men in the Great Song Dynasty, it's not that there are no men, and the ones you see here are not the strongest in the Great Song Dynasty, but we are also capable. Tong Guan can't represent a good man in the Great Song Army, but he has a certain talent, and he can serve the front line well to be the commander-in-chief of the whole army, what's wrong?

When Zhong Xiang heard this, he looked at this old Confucian and couldn't help laughing.

"Hehe, hehe...... It turns out that you are incompetent, and you are a big official who enjoys happiness in the capital, and a capable person who is a small official suffers in the local area. Hehe, hehe, no wonder the generals in your place are so dissatisfied and disappointed with your court. Hehe, no wonder the Great Song Dynasty was governed in such a mess. It turns out that you are all self-aware defects......"

"You"

"You"

"You"

.............

In the midst of an angry finger point, Zhong Xiang couldn't help laughing: "The capable go down, and the mediocre go up." That's why big countries with hundreds of millions of people always bow down to small countries, so you have to put a lot of emphasis on rules. If you don't emphasize it, you won't be able to sit in your seat. If you can't hold it down, you can't control the strong, and you will step down and get out. Ahaha, I'm laughing to death."

"Haha...... It is possible to govern the country like this. You're funny. Haha......"

Geng Nanzhong's face was so embarrassed and angry that it instantly turned into a shoe-like face, stretched long and ugly.

I hate it very much, but I can't really do anything about the pirate envoys.

Because of the majestic rule of the Great Song Dynasty, the killing machine was not good for the pirates, and they did not dare to use it. Otherwise, he fought for a moment and vented his hatred for a while, but afterwards he suffered a lot.

Zhang Bangchang showed his talent again at this time, jumped out and changed the topic.

"Honorable envoy, I heard that your accent is from the Jianghuai area, right? You are a citizen of my Song Kingdom. Let me ask you, are you from too humble and difficult background, so you became a barbarian robber who lived a good life by robbing and robbing? As an envoy, he pretended to be crazy and stupid and mocked my country so disregardlessly? “

As soon as he heard this, Zhong Xiang smiled, and his eyes suddenly turned red.

He looked at the conceited Zhang Bangchang and nodded: "Yes, the envoy was originally a poor Jianghuai people." I hate the Song Dynasty so much. That's right. “

"Want to hear my story? Well, I'll tell you. Let you know how I became a pirate. “

"I was originally a poor person like too many proletarian and jobless people in the Song Kingdom, but fortunately, I have the strength to do it, although a dog official named Zhu He engaged in Huashi Gang, and cleverly set up a name to make countless families ruined, making the life of Jianghuai people more and more difficult, but it is also just in time for the prosperity of the Cangzhao family's business, and a poor person like me still has a way to live. At that time, he was working as a coolie at the wharf, and he slowly accumulated some money by relying on the good price and reputable remuneration of Cangzhao business.

Later, he partnered with a few good friends to build a boat, and continued to make a living by giving Cangzhao commercial bulk cargo, and his life was stable, and he even had a little hope.

But the good times were short-lived.

A eunuch named Yang Jian came, desperately collecting taxes and scraping the land, not to mention, but also collected a lot of water as generals and soldiers, stuck the Jianghuai water transport, Cangzhao's business was soon over, I had to turn to other transportation, berthing some merchants' goods back and forth from north to south barely survived. But it didn't last a few days.

The officers and men of the former sailors at that time wanted to forcibly extort valuable things from the ship under the pretext of transporting contraband, and then simply stared at my ship and wanted to swallow it all. The boat is the root of the life of several of my families, so naturally I can't agree, and I beg him to raise his noble hand.

Unexpectedly, the dog general led by him was unsatisfactory, and he actually raised his foot and kicked my youngest son into the river.

He was only one or two years old, so young, he didn't understand anything, he was so cute, and he was gone in the blink of an eye. In fact, the middle foot was dead at that time, the small chest was kicked down, and the nose and mouth were full of unstoppable blood, not to mention the little doll, even the adults were dead. “

Although the traitors of the Manchu Dynasty were all fierce and vicious, and the lives of the untouchables were not worthy of their lives at all, when they heard this, they couldn't help but change their faces and panic when they imagined the scene at that time.