Chapter 46: Fortune telling
Dongmei laughed enough, she also smiled and said to Zhang Erbao: "I said Zhang Erbao!" Handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom in Zhang Gongzi. In order to achieve your happiness in the next life, I advise you to become a monk as soon as possible! This life in the red dust is not for you. To tell you the truth, I watched the sky last night and saw something strange in the sky. So, I quickly pinched my fingers and found it unexpectedly. Ah! That's amazing! It turns out that you are the 'Marshal of Tianpeng' Lin Fan above the Nine Heavens. It's just because you molested Chang'e in the Moon Palace after a drunkenness, and you were demoted here by the hateful Jade Emperor Lao'er and made an ordinary little servant, and the Gao Laozhuang hidden by Wu Si is your permanent home! Oops! Since you have a fate with me today, and God has the virtue of a good life, let my sister and I calculate a good hexagram for you. ”
I saw Zhang Erbao's eyes widen, he opened his mouth wide, and asked with a surprised face: "Sister Dongmei, I really didn't expect it?" You can even tell fortunes? ”
Mengyun snickered in her heart, she forcibly held back the smile on her face, and slowly turned around, she didn't want Zhang Erbao to see her face......
Zhang Erbao is a very superstitious person, he is convinced of fortune-telling and word measurement, and the gossip of the five elements.
At this time, he focused all his attention on Dongmei's face, expecting Dongmei to calculate a good hexagram for him......
I saw Zhang Erbao swallow his saliva violently, and he said with anticipation: "Sister Dongmei, can you calculate the marriage for me first?" ”
Dongmei couldn't help but snicker in her heart, only to see the corners of her lips rise, and she said softly with a smile: "Yes!" Let me calculate the marriage for you first. ”
Dongmei first covered her mouth and smiled secretly, and then she pretended to have a serious expression......
I saw that she stretched out her jade hand and quickly fiddled with the fingers of her left hand......
Her big beautiful eyes still look up from time to time......
A slight smile appeared on the corner of her lips......
After a while, Dongmei shook her head gently. Then she let out another long sigh......
Zhang Erbao saw Dongmei's expression, and his nerves tensed all of a sudden. I saw that his eyes widened suddenly, and he hurriedly asked, "Sister Dongmei, how is it?" Isn't that good? ”
Dongmei shook her head slightly, and she said in a sympathetic voice: "Zhang Erbao! Sister, I'll tell you the truth! Your marriage is a little late! ”
When Zhang Erbao heard this, he frowned slightly, only to see him take a deep breath and ask in a very small voice, "How late is it?" ”
Dongmei first smiled evilly, and then she said with a smile: "In the year you got married, you were already eighty years old. ”
"Hahaha! It's too late! Mengyun covered her mouth with a chuckle......
Zhang Erbao's mouth opened even more in surprise, and he stumbled and asked, "Eighty years old?" Sister Dongmei, I ...... Will I live to be that old? ”
Dongmei smiled slightly, she stroked the broken hair next to her ear with her hand, and said with a smile: "That's it!" I'll give you a math of how old you can live, shall we? ”
Dongmei began to fiddle with the fingers of her left hand again......
After a while, she said loudly with surprise on her face: "Zhang Erbao, congratulations!" Congratulations. You're longevity! You can live to be seventy-nine years old! ”
"Ahh Hahaha! Mengyun's hearty laughter......
"Hahaha!" Dongmei covered her mouth with a chuckle......
At this time, Zhang Erbao was confused, only to see him scratch his head, blink again, and ask with a puzzled face: "I said Sister Dongmei, it doesn't seem right?" I will live to be seventy-nine years old, and I will be married at eighty. Did you miscalculate? ”
Mengyun snickered in her heart, "It would be strange if she calculated it right for you, what a stupid boy." ”
I saw Dongmei clear her throat, and she said seriously: "Zhang Erbao! Please believe in my fortune-telling. To tell you the truth, sister, I can't be wrong. Before I came to this 'Fengyue Tower', I worshipped under Zhang Guolao's door, and I was his close disciple, do you know? ”
'Hahaha!' Fengyue Lou's is really talented! One can blow more than the other. Mengyun's whisper......
Zhang Erbao may have been stupid, he showed an expression of adoration on his face, and asked softly, "Oh my God! Sister Dongmei, is that Zhang Guolao you talking about a Taoist, and the one who often likes to ride donkeys? ”
Dongmei nodded heavily and said lightly: "That's right! That's him. By chance, he took me as an apprentice and taught me the art of fortune-telling. Today, this is also the first time I have told your fortune. I went on to say, ha, actually, you didn't get married when you were alive, but you didn't get married until a year after you died, do you understand? ”
Zhang Erbao nodded, and he asked with a sad face: "That means that I have to spend my life alone, right?" ”
Dongmei nodded, she looked at Zhang Erbao with a very sympathetic look, and said softly: "I'll tell you the truth!" Because in your past life, you were too obsessed with women, and you did a lot of evil. Therefore, you are destined to die alone in this life, this is karma! Amitabha, Avalokiteshvara. ”
At this time, Zhang Erbao seemed to have fallen into an evil spirit, and he stupidly thought that what Dongmei said was all right......
I saw Zhang Erbao asking Dongmei with admiration on his face: "Sister Dongmei, your magic power is boundless, can you figure out who I was in my previous life?" ”
Hearing this question asked by Zhang Erbao, Dongmei really wanted to laugh. But she still held back, only to see her pretend to be embarrassed, and hesitated and said, "Is this this?" It's a bit difficult, since you have something to ask me for. Then I'm going to use my hundred years of cultivation to calculate it for you. Zhang Gongzi, don't be impatient, please wait for a while. ”
I saw Dongmei slowly close her beautiful eyes, she made a gesture with her fingers, and she didn't know what she was talking about when she muttered in her mouth!
Zhang Erbao opened his mouth wide, he waited quietly like a fool......
After a while, Dongmei slowly opened her eyes, and she said seriously: "Zhang Erbao! Just now, this fairy Gu has already calculated it for you. ”
"Hahaha! Fairy Gu. Mengyun's chuckle......
Dongmei glanced at Mengyun but ignored her, she continued to say softly to Zhang Erbao: "About five hundred years ago, your previous life was not from this dynasty. Your previous life was a person from the Song Wei Zongzheng and period, your hometown is in Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, your surname is Ximen, a single name is a Qing character, and there is a pharmacy in your home! OMG! It turns out that you were a historical celebrity in your previous life, I said how can you be so talented? Ah! My great official Simon, how did you come here to be reincarnated? You must have gone the wrong way when you were reincarnated! Hahaha! ”
"Ahh Hahaha! Mengyun's hearty laughter......
Seeing Dongmei with a wicked smile on her face, she suddenly shifted her target, she turned her face to Mengyun and said softly: "I said little girl, sister, I am happy today, and I will also count a hexagram for you for free." Ah! You are more amazing than him, it turns out that your previous life was also a historical celebrity, your past life is Pan! That's amazing! It turns out that the two of you were 'good friends' in your previous life, and you are reincarnated here together in this life, you two are really destined! Hahaha! ”
Hearing Dongmei say these inconsequential words, Mengyun rolled her eyes at Dongmei, and she said loudly and angrily: "My sister Dongmei! "Jin What Mei" is a banned book! Don't look at it anymore, it will hurt your body if you watch too much. ”
Dongmei had an indifferent look on her face, and she said delicately: "What is "Jin What Mei"! I've also seen the Enhanced and Ultimate Editions! I've even seen the Hong Kong-Japan co-production version. Not only have I seen it, but I'll also play the opening song? 36561,656563,612323563。 (She sings a simple score) little girl, I'll play it to you when I have time. Although this book is very yellow and violent, the opening song is really good, and the ancient style is very strong. ”
Mengyun shook her head slightly, she let out a long sigh again, and said helplessly: "Oh my God! It's hopeless, what can I do to save you! ”
With an indifferent expression on her face, Dongmei pursed her lips and said lightly: "What is there to be afraid of, I have seen what I just said several times." It's very exciting, after watching it, it's really memorable! ”
Mengyun shook her head slightly, she sighed softly again, and whispered to Zhang Erbao: "Zhang Erbao, you better hurry up!" Otherwise, Sister Dongmei may say something even more unexpected to you. ”
Zhang Erbao nodded, he glanced at Mengyun reluctantly, then lowered his head and walked out with a flushed face......
After Zhang Erbao left, Dongmei glanced at Mengyun meaningfully, and she said with a smile: "Oops! It's really a big girl! You can't really have a crush on him, do you? ”
Mengyun said seriously: "Okay, Sister Dongmei, don't make any more trouble, can you say something serious." ”
Dongmei put away her smile, she let out a long breath, and said lightly: "Okay then!" I'll talk to you about the case. ”
After a pause, she continued: "I really didn't expect it! The murderer turned out to be a man. ”
Mengyun nodded slightly, and said softly, "Well, and he went for those jewelry of Chun Tao." ”
Dongmei blinked her beautiful eyes, and she asked, "Liu Dazhu said, this murderer is thin and small, can you guess who he is?" ”
Mengyun's eyebrows raised slightly, she shook her head slightly, and said thoughtfully, "I can't guess who he is for the time being." However, I guess he shouldn't be very old. Moreover, he was in urgent need of silver, and he had long taken a fancy to Chun Tao's jewelry. ”
Dongmei touched her chin with her hand, she lowered her eyes slightly, looked down at the tips of her shoes, and said softly: "The murderer's purpose is very clear, but if you look at the murderer's time of committing the crime, I still think it's a little weird." ”
Mengyun smiled slightly, and she said softly, "Yes! The time of the murderer's crime was just right. ”
Dongmei said: "He grasped the timing of the crime too skillfully. He didn't come early, he didn't come late, but he came at that time, as if it had been arranged in advance. ”
Mengyun's eyebrows frowned slightly, and she thought about it and said, "I don't understand this either. After Xia He left Chun Tao's room, she didn't close the door, it was a door left for Lingyu, so how could the murderer know about this matter in advance? ”
Dongmei thought about it, and she said tentatively: "I have an idea, let me talk to you." Let's say that Lingyu has a good match, and she told her about Chun Tao snatching her jade pendant. Then she was very angry when she heard this, and he planned to kill Chun Tao to vent her anger on Lingyu......"