008 I'm a goblin
"I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I'm actually a goblin." Xiao Jiang leaned down and said in a low voice.
If you can cooperate with as many evil laughs, as many as you can with evil laughs.
Then he thought that what the bean sprouts usually did, thought that he was secret, but in fact he never shied away from her, and picked a few things to talk about, as if she knew everything.
Bean Sprouts' eyes widened in surprise and their mouths opened wide.
It's true!
It's true!
Not only is her master not crazy or stupid, but she knows everything!
The eyes were extraordinarily bright when they spoke, as usual, as if they were covered with a layer of gray mist, lifeless, and they didn't know where they were looking.
This is definitely definitely not alone!
And she did overhear that someone had poisoned her master, but now she didn't look like she was half poisoned, what was it if she wasn't possessed by a goblin? How can ordinary people have such great ability?
Mutter......
At this time, Xiao Jiang's stomach screamed.
The bean sprouts immediately trembled with fright, "Great Immortal, Great Immortal, please don't eat me." Look at me so dark, the meat is not delicious! Please, please. As he spoke, he kowtowed like garlic and made a clangling sound.
This brain-replenishing ability is really powerful.
"You are obedient, I promise not to eat you." Xiao Jiang waved his hand and entered the play in a second, "Not only that, as long as you can be loyal, I guarantee that you will have a good life in the future." We should be great immortals, conform to heaven and earth, and never speak and count. But if you dare to play tricks, I'll know too. ”
"No, no, I don't play it! I, I, slave, villain...... Absolutely loyal, otherwise let the villain thunder! Bean Sprouts said busily.
"I don't need to be thundered, I'll do it." Xiao Jiang gestured like a knife and knocked on the door of the bean sprouts' head, "Click, just split it in two from the middle." Rest assured, it will definitely not be half a point, and the heart, liver, spleen, stomach, intestines, and stomach must be neat on both sides. I'm sorry, there's really no way to do it......"
Xiao Jiang spoke softly, as if whispering in the ear of the bean sprouts, coupled with the chopping action, the bean sprouts collapsed to the ground, and kept chanting words like "I am loyal, I am loyal".
Xiao Jiang felt that it was almost.
If it's too much, this one is just afraid that he will be scared to pee on the spot.
"Now that you know my secret, if you dare to reveal a word...... No one will believe it, but ......"
She looked at her thin, dry-skinned little palms, and then at the bean sprouts' heads.
If you want to scare Gao Chuang like this, how will Gao Chuang react?
She thought suddenly.
He must have sneered, carried her with one hand, and threw it into the pyre without hesitation.
Isn't it a goblin? It's good to burn it to death.
I didn't even get the whole house in to watch.
Even if she was really a goblin, she believed that he would dare to do it!
However, it is different for the extremely feudal and superstitious girl in front of her.
Taking this strategy is to remember that bean sprouts pray to the gods and worship the Buddha every day, and they are very afraid of ghosts and gods.
On the way to get married, "she" saw a junior soldier pretending to hit a ghost and taking the opportunity to get up and down with the bean sprouts.
Therefore, memory is a good thing, especially the super memory of the original owner, which allows her to preliminarily analyze the general outline of the characters and find a suitable way to deal with them according to these seemingly useless information fragments.
For Gao Chuang, for the great monk, and for the black bean sprouts in front of him, it was all the same.
Otherwise, her eyes are dark, and she will be a P!
That's what she's doing!
Bean Sprouts quickly pursed her lips and shook her head desperately, not even daring to hum for a while.
Okay, take it for now.
But people's hearts are complicated, and there will definitely be turmoil after a long time, so the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will cover it.
"Now you put all this stuff away." She secretly breathed a sigh of relief and commanded.
The bean sprouts hurriedly got up and began to work with their hands and feet.
Due to the high quality of the human race, the bean sprouts have excellent physical fitness, although they are not very intelligent, but they are a strong laborer.
The cages look bulky, but the sprouts are easy to handle.
Xiao Jiang leaned over and took a look, but it was just some clothes, daily necessities and charcoal.
Looking at the quality, it is very in line with the treatment that the cold palace should have.
There is no food, apparently you have to go to the big kitchen every day to get it, or someone to deliver it.
"There's a rusty woodcutter in the utility room at the back, and I'll split the table over there as firewood later."
"There is charcoal ......," the bean sprouts reminded in a small voice.
"It's damp, it will smoke when it's burned, and it's dried and reused."
Hehe, if she wants to kill herself, as long as she looks for it, there are really long curtains and iron tools in this courtyard.
It's a pity she doesn't want to!
I want to live a different life.
Looking at these things sent, I can only say that there are really "kind-hearted people" in this house, and Bao Jun is satisfied.
Taking advantage of the time when the bean sprouts were cleaned up, Xiao Jiang crossed his knees on the bed and did a simple meditation.
When the bean sprouts glimpsed it, they felt that the "Great Immortal" was unfathomable.
Subsequently, Xiao Jiang called the bean sprouts to his side and inquired about the environment.
"I have lived in the mountains for thousands of years, and I don't know what is going on here." She added drama to herself.
BUT ALL THE MEMORIES OF THE ORIGINAL OWNER THAT SHE CAN REMEMBER ARE SO CLEAR THAT THEY HAVE BECOME TAI.
Of course, there are many more that I haven't remembered.
However, the original owner should indeed be a mentally defective person, and he really knows nothing about the external environment.
Or is there no interest in understanding at all.
The bean sprouts are respectful, honest and fearful, for fear that if they don't know everything, they will become two halves.
It turns out that Xiao Jiang's place of travel is a different time and space, not any dynasty in Chinese history, but a world of the power of the Three Kingdoms, judging from the clothes and items he has seen, it is a bit similar to the style of the Ming Dynasty.
Wuguo, her mother country, is located in the vast and fertile Central Plains, the capital city of Kaiyang, the largest country, the largest population, and the strongest comprehensive strength.
Yue is located in the southwest border, because of the abundant products, so it is extraordinarily rich, the capital is western, easy to defend and difficult to attack.
Yanbei is a country in the north, with a remote geographical location, a bitter cold climate and environment, and the most impoverished.
Most people think that Yanbei is a barbaric land, but the people of Yanbei have a high military value and can fight well.
Among the Three Kingdoms, only Zhao Yuan of the Wu Kingdom was called emperor.
The lords of the Yue Kingdom and the Yanbei Kingdom are all kings.
From this, the strength and weakness of the three countries are clear at a glance.
But Bean Sprouts is just a low-level common man, a rough maid, with no great knowledge and limited knowledge.
Xiao Jiang asked a lot of seemingly boring questions, most of which were about people's livelihood, for a full hour.
In the end, she analyzed those clues, and it can be roughly judged that there have been no major wars between the three countries in recent years, but there are constant small frictions on the border.
The important thing is that in recent years, Yanbei has been plagued by famines, and life is very difficult.
Also, there are many nomadic tribes in the lands further west and north......
"Miss, no, no, princess, no, no, it's the princess......" The bean sprouts changed several titles in a row.
Xiao Jiang waved his hand, "Call me Miss in the future." ”
This shows that she has no intention of occupying that position, let alone representing the martial arts.
She is Xiao Sanniang, an "innocent and pitiful" chess piece.
Well, a goblin.