Chapter Fifty-Six: Teasing Lori to Listen to the Lesson
After the recuperation, life returned to peace, Zhu Ping'an rode the old ox to the school with a schoolbag on his back, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
Passing by a small courtyard in Chaimen, the big yellow dog who was guarding the door leaned out and barked at the two of them.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the earth. This is Zhu Ping'an's first reaction in his mind after seeing the big yellow dog, forgive a foodie's uprightness.
"Bite, bite, bite again to send you to Mengxue!" Zhu Pingjun carried his schoolbag and threatened the big yellow dog.
The big yellow dog didn't understand human words, but he could also see that Zhu Pingjun's cracked teeth were definitely not boasting about his heroic body and big claws, so he rushed at Zhu Pingjun and them with a snort.
Zhu Pingjun was frightened by the action of the big yellow dog, and squatted on the ground. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was leashed, otherwise it would definitely leave traces of enthusiasm on Zhu Pingjun's body.
"Brother Jun, are you okay?" Zhu Ping'an wanted to get down from the back of the scalper to help Zhu Pingjun, but he saw that he fell quite heavily just now.
Without waiting for Zhu Ping'an to come down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground by himself, patted the soil, and said indignantly, why didn't you fall to death, you don't need to learn if you fall to death.
I haven't seen each other for two days, the bear children in the school are very enthusiastic, and the little fat man Li Xiaobao is extremely enthusiastic, bringing snacks from home, sharing them with Zhu Ping'an and a few children nearby, and blowing about how many fish he has caught and how big the fish are.
The master's lecture was the same as before, in addition to teaching children to recognize words and characters with the surnames of hundreds of families, he also took the time to teach Zhu Ping'an a few words of Analects.
Outside the school, the black-bellied little Lori Li Shu, who was beaten and cried by Zhu Ping'an, and the bun maid painting, once again appeared on time during Zhu Ping'an's recess.
New clothes, new hairstyles, what hasn't changed is the same tsundere stinky fart as always.
After the little girl with the bun saw Zhu Ping'an leading the old ox down the hillside, she looked at Zhu Ping'an with a grudge in her eyes, and looked at Zhu Ping'an with resentment.
"Morning." Zhu Ping'an walked past the two casually, said hello, and then tied the old ox to the trunk of a tree by the river.
"You're early, we've been waiting for a long time!" The black-bellied little Lori was like eating gunpowder, and she choked Zhu Ping'an angrily.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Master finished class a little late today. Zhu Ping'an nodded embarrassedly.
"Give." The little girl with the bun still remembers being spanked by Zhu Ping'an, a little kid, and her tone is almost the same as that of the black-bellied little Lori.
However, when she saw Zhu Ping'an taking the food box, the big eyes of the little girl with the bun showed an expectant look, although it disappeared in a flash, she was still captured by Zhu Ping'an.
There must be something wrong with the food in the food box.
Zhu Ping'an took the food box, put the food box on the stone, and said to the big and small Lori very sincerely:
"I've thought about it for a long time, well, I shouldn't have spanked you yesterday, well, how can a girl's ass be spanked casually"
As soon as Zhu Ping'an mentioned spanking, the big and small Loli reflexively glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily, especially the black-bellied little Lori who wanted to pounce on and bite off a piece of meat on Zhu Ping'an's hateful little chubby face.
"So, well, after all, I was wrong, so I'll tell you an extra story today." Zhu Ping'an sat on the stone, carrying a food box with a serious and apologetic attitude.
"Ahem, don't worry too much, we're also wrong, you can eat something and tell us a story." The black-bellied little Lori looked like she had forgiven Zhu Ping'an generously on the surface, but she kept urging Zhu Ping'an to eat.
Okay, I've given you a chance, it's you who are not sure, don't blame me, Zhu Ping'an thought.
"Before I talk about the Condor shooting, I will tell you a story about climbing the mountain." Zhu Ping'an had a simple smile on the corner of his mouth.
The two big and small Loli turned on the story mode, pulled snacks, and sat in rows.
"The story happened around us, the Woniu Mountain behind us is particularly tall, and the legend is that there are ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum on the top of the mountain, which can cure all diseases." Zhu Ping'an preached in a cheerful tone.
"Liar, there is no cure-all." The black-bellied little Lori pouted disdainfully.
"So it's a legend." Zhu Ping'an said unhurriedly, "There is a pair of lovers with a very good relationship at the foot of Woniu Mountain, they are childhood sweethearts, and it is time to talk about marriage, but at this time, the girl has a strange disease, which cannot be treated." So the boy wanted to go to the mountains to pick a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to treat the girl's illness, and the girl didn't worry about going with him. ”
"It just so happened that people nearby also wanted to go to the mountain to pick a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, so more than a dozen of them went to the top of the mountain to pick a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. When they reached the bottom of the mountain and tried to climb to the top, the weather suddenly turned bad and it rained heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So the girl was left to watch the camp. When Zhu Ping'an said this, his tone gradually sank.
The big and small Lori listened carefully, and the small mouth was still chewing snacks.
But they did not return for three days. The girl was a little worried, thinking that maybe it was because of the weather. Wait, wait, wait, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but only her childhood sweetheart didn't come back. ”
Hearing this, the big and small Lori stopped chewing the snack and became a little nervous.
When everyone came back, they told her that on the first day of climbing the mountain, her childhood sweetheart unfortunately died! They came back in the first seven, thinking that he might come back to her. So everyone formed a circle.,Put her in the middle.,When it's time to get to the fast.,Suddenly her childhood sweetheart appeared, and it was mixed with blood.,Grab her and run out.。 The girl screamed in fright and struggled as hard as she could, when her childhood sweetheart told her that there was a mountain disaster on the first day of climbing to the top of the mountain! The heavy rain washed away the rocks, and all the people died, only he was alive, who do you believe?" Zhu Ping'an's voice was lowered, deliberately with a sense of yin testing.
Yikes
yes
The size of Lori was so frightened that she lost her face, hugged each other and screamed, like two hamsters hugging each other, very cute.
In stark contrast to the frightened Lori, Zhu Ping'an's smiling face. This ghost story is relatively low-level, but I'm afraid of frightening you, and I haven't told you anything about the little red rope, the midnight bus, and the like.
After shouting for a while, the big and small Lori came back to her senses, looked at Zhu Ping'an, who was smiling, and suddenly understood that this little chubby paper was deliberate.
"Zhu Ping'an, you bastard!" The black-bellied little Lori stepped forward and kicked Zhu Ping'an unreasonably.
Zhu Ping'an easily dodged and said confidently, "You did it in the lunch box first." ”
"You, how do you know?" The little girl with the bun is very curious, you haven't opened it at all.
"Ah, stupid painting!" The black-bellied little Lori's face was black.
Hearing this, Zhu Ping'an's chubby face squeezed out a smile and spread out his hand, "I wasn't sure yet, but now it's confirmed." ”
Tease Lori, listen to the class, time flies quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it's time for the two villages to fight for water, and the Master School also deliberately has a day off.
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