Chapter 183: Who Did It?
Duan Mingyu was a little speechless: "Can you not be so sassy in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is also the champion today, there are first, second, and third characters who are 108,000 miles apart, and a handsome guy who has never met an opponent in the past ten years, Lao Zhao, is it okay to save some face?"
Zhao Li nodded, and replied very simply: "Okay, there is no problem, next time, you must pay attention!"
Duan Mingyu smiled with satisfaction, "In that case, then the champion continued to start asking!" ”
"General Duan, please say, you must know everything in the next place, and you must say everything!" Zhao Li said politely.
"Zhao Dacai is eight buckets, rich in learning, and has a few treasures for Confucian figures, but I don't know who this Lao Tzu is?" Duan Mingyu said triumphantly.
"What's so difficult about this, Lao Tzu, Zhao naturally knows." Zhao Li slowed down, and in the midst of Duan Mingyu's distorted face, he began his tirade.
"Lao Tzu is Li Er, the word Dan, the word or Boyang. Han nationality, Chu State bitter county Lixiang Qurenli people. He was a great philosopher and thinker in ancient China, the founder of Taoism, and was posthumously regarded as the ancestor of the surname Li by the emperor of this dynasty. Laozi's hometown Luyi County was also renamed Zhenyuan County, Weizhen County and Luyi County successively because of Laozi's bitter county, and left many precious cultural relics closely related to Laozi in Luyi County. Lao Tzu has worked hard in his life, written a lot of books, and has the Tao Te Ching, and the jīng hua of his works is a simple dialectic, advocating the rule of non-action, and his doctrine has a profound impact on the development of Chinese philosophy. In Taoism, Lao Tzu is revered as the ancestor of Taoism. Lao Tzu and the later Zhuangzi are called Lao Zhuang. Zhao Li couldn't help but start talking again, as if he was a historical celebrity who knew astronomy and geography, and he really couldn't admire his well-read books.
Duan Mingyu couldn't help but roll his eyes, damn it, it's really dead and won't change, it seems that if this champion doesn't accept it. I'm really going to be laughed at by this guy for more than half a year.
Duan Mingyu forced himself to pretend to be a kind smile, "Lord Zhao is really knowledgeable, which makes me admire the good students, Lord Zhao is right, this Lao Tzu is really amazing." Aside from the others, it is just Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching" book, although it is only more than 5,000 words, but the jīng color, tsk, the real fucking is Wenyue Yifeng, broad jīng deep, covering heaven and earth, has always been called "philosophical poetry". This book has not only profoundly influenced generations of Chinese, but also profoundly influenced the people of the world, and made indelible contributions to the development of mankind. ”
Zhao Li stroked a few scarce beards on his chin, and then continued: "Yes, General Duan seems to be a master here, um, but General Duan, you have asked so much, what academic issues do you want to discuss with someone Zhao?"
Duan Mingyu slapped his head suddenly, "Look at Lao Tzu's current record, forget all about serious things." What, there is indeed a question below, I want to consult Lord Zhao! ”
"How dare you, how dare you...... General Duan said that it didn't matter, he just read a few more years of books! Zhao Li bowed his hand and said.
"Ahem, this, here's the thing, it is said that after Confucius, Mencius, and Lao Tzu slept in the pigsty all night at the same time, they found that the sow was pregnant, and the DNA test proved that it was ......" Duan Mingyu hurriedly stopped the car and changed his words and asked: "After a series of experts have proved it successively, it is very strange that it was definitely not Confucius who did it, nor Mencius, who did it?"
Zhao Li immediately laughed out loud, "The official still thinks it's a big deal, it's not simple, isn't it Lao Tzu's doing?" ”
Duan Mingyu smiled very obscenely, and nodded his head like the chicken pecking rice, "Well, yes, I also think you did it!" ”
Zhao Li instantly blushed and his neck was thick, "You, you...... Pure insult to Sven! ”
"Oh, Lao Zhao, why are you so serious, I'm just joking with you!" Duan Mingyu hurriedly comforted.
"Hmph, that shouldn't be a joke with a saint!" Zhao Li said indignantly.
Duan Mingyu patted Zhao Li's shoulder meaningfully, "Lao Zhao, although we have only known each other for a little more than a day, but what, you can already see Lao Zhao's personality below, I didn't say it, but it's not that the champion said you, your spleen is too much, it's a little rigid!" ”
"Oh, are you telling the truth? How did I not find out! Zhao Li said.
"My one, you can find out that there is a ghost!" Duan Mingyu sighed very much for the IQ of this product, "According to an old Chinese medicine doctor who has been in the world for many years, lovesickness is less sleepy, and the crush is not old; **Solve troubles, spend your heart to train your brain; Cheating has a good heart, and pickling girls are anti-aging. Roll your eyes, try it with a grin, Lao Tzu is in a hurry with you, believe it or not, anyway, Lao Tzu believes it! ”
"This is very reasonable, it is better to ......" Zhao Li suddenly flickered a little.
"Why don't you do it?" Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes and said very boringly, "If you have something to say, let it go, why bother spitting and flashing words!" ”
Zhao Li said with a smile, "It's really too boring for us to wander around today, why don't we go out and find some inspiration, Brother Duan Xian, do you think it?" ”
Duan Mingyu listened to this tempting suggestion, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "Exactly, exactly, or drinking piáo...... Oh, and inspiration comes faster. Duan Mingyu accidentally said what he thought in his heart, and his face was a little unbearable, so he hurriedly looked left and right.
But seeing that Zhao Li shook his head and looked around, looking like he didn't hear it, Duan Mingyu secretly praised in his heart, this kid is on the road and has a future.
Speaking of this, Zhao Li was a little hesitant, "Brother Duan Xian, it's easy to say, but your sister-in-law is there!" ”
"This is not a problem!" Duan Mingyu hurriedly persuaded, "Brother Zhao, your performance, sister-in-law should be very satisfied, she shouldn't have an opinion." Besides, let's go out to find inspiration, not to do bad things, what are we afraid of? Duan Mingyu said with righteousness and awe.
"Yes, yes, we're looking for inspiration." Zhao Li kept comforting himself.
"That's right, this is like words, poetry and songs make first-class works, which one doesn't need inspiration, Brother Zhao doesn't have to worry about it!" Duan Mingyu was kind and seductive, and finally succeeded in priing open Zhao Li's ignorant and curious heart.
Taking advantage of the time when the two of them were finally able to relax a little, the two of them sneaked forward and walked obscenely, Zhao Li opened the way in front, Duan Mingyu followed behind, and the two of them went straight to the "inspiration".
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