Chapter 42, one sorrow and one joy

Li Mingshuo stroked the horsewhip, moved his wrist, and then compared the position where Dong'er was standing, slowly raised the horsewhip high, and pumped it towards her, Dong'er subconsciously turned his face, but his body didn't feel anything, only listening to Hanhua's scream.

It turned out that the whip was whipped on Hanhua's body, and Dong'er looked at it, and Hanhua was holding the upper arm that was pumped and rubbing it vigorously. She looked at Li Mingshuo again, and the bastard smiled: "Pumping people and pumping horses are really different, the master actually missed, it doesn't matter, just hit it a few more times." ”

He rearranged the horsewhip and began to repeat the last action, but Dong'er took advantage of this time to grab the teapot on the table next to him, there was still half a pot of tea in it, and smashed it at his head with all his might, this pot smashed very accurately, unambiguously smashed on the right side of his head, so painful that he screamed, threw the whip, covered his head, bright red blood ran down his hair, between his fingers, forehead, cheeks, dripping on the placket of his chest, the blood on his head itself was stronger than elsewhere, and it stayed faster.

He covered his wound and gritted his teeth and said, "Wan Dong'er, count you ruthless, and I'll settle accounts with you when I finish bandaging the wound." After saying that, he went out of the door dripping with blood and went to the outer courtyard.

Li Moge was in his own room in the courtyard outside, he was wiping cards with Songzhu, suddenly heard someone knocking on the door in a hurry, and quickly asked Songzhu to go over and open the door, Li Mingshuo walked in with his bloody head, and instructed Songzhu as he walked: "Hurry up and prepare a horse for me, I want to go to the hospital to bandage the wound." ”

Mo Ge and Shozhu were both frightened by the head of this walking bloody forest, but Matsutake reacted quickly and dissuaded him: "Childe, I can't help it, the wound on your head is not as good as anywhere else, once you go out to see the wind, it is easy to tetanus, and the consequences are quite serious, you still wait at home, I will go to the hospital and call the doctor to bandage you at home." ”

Mo Ge then said: "Yes, master, I will press the wound for you at home first, stop the bleeding, and let Songzhu hurry up to ask for a doctor." ”

Before Li Mingshuo could say anything, Songzhu had already put on his coat and ran out to lead the horse.

Mo Ge first found a clean cloth and pressed it on the wound, and Li Mingshuo took it over and asked him to quickly fetch water to clean the surroundings. Mo Ge went to Xue Ying and asked for three basins of hot water, one by one to wipe the blood stains on his hands, face, and clothes, and when he was about to wipe out a clean appearance, Mo Ge was in the mood to ask: "Master, how did you open your head?" ”

Li Mingshuo said with a big grin: "Don't mention it, someone gave me a trick today, teaching me how to be tough and revive my husband, I took a horse whip to deter that little girl, I didn't expect that I hadn't whipped her yet, she grabbed the teapot and smashed it on my head, this little girl must have smashed wild dogs with stones when she was a child, and her white hair was a hundred hits." ”

Mo Ge couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Li Mingshuo scolded him: "What are you laughing at, don't laugh at natural disasters, don't laugh at man-made disasters, you laugh like this, it's not kind at all." ”

Mo Ge laughed even more, he couldn't close his mouth, he smiled and said: "Master, I have watched you grow up stupidly, you have never let me down, tonight you are stupid to a new height, stupid to a new level, no matter how much I catch up, I can only look up at your new height, looking at your back from afar." ”

"Bastard, you actually commented on me like that, if it weren't for the fact that I was afraid that the wound would open, I would have to beat you." Li Mingshuo pressed the gauze on the wound and squeezed his eyebrows in pain.

Mo Ge looked at the master's grinning appearance with great interest, and said seriously: "Master, how can you let others lead you by the nose, fortunately it is not on the battlefield, if you are so easy to trust others on the battlefield, neither of us will live." ”

"Don't go so far yet, tell me what to do with this mess at home? Can't I be so passive all the time? ”

"Then you take the initiative and find a way to do what she likes, whatever Miss Wan likes, you give her, whatever she wants to hear, you can say whatever she wants------"

Li Mingshuo began to be led by Li Moge's nose again.........

Li Moge leaned into the master's ear, lowered his voice, pretended to be unfathomable, and said mysteriously: "Miss Wan is most concerned about her father's affairs, so the master will tell her more about her father, she definitely likes to listen to it, and she is happy to hear it, maybe she will ------."

Mo Ge was babbling, Songzhu pushed open the door, and hurriedly led the doctor in, the doctor walked in politely and politely, and then checked Li Mingshuo's wound non-stop.

A half-finger-long incision was made on the victim's head, and the doctor said that in order to prevent infection and maintain hygiene, it was necessary to shave off some hair around it, disinfect the wound, and then bandage it.

As soon as Mogo and Shochiku heard that they needed to shave their hair, the atmosphere immediately became excited and lively, as if they were going to serve his master and become a monk.

Songzhu called Xueying, and the three of them hurriedly loosened the master's bun, looked for scissors, found razors, boiled water, scalded blood cloth, cleaned up the shaved hair, and swept and mopped the floor.

Xue Ying went in and out, and secretly ran to the front yard and told Hanhua about the situation in the courtyard here.

After the wound was bandaged, the doctor prescribed some rubbing medicine and told Songzhu: "The wound of your son-in-law is on the head, and the wound on this head is the most difficult to keep clean, and it is the most likely to be infected. ”

Mo Ge agreed, and paid the doctor's fee.

The doctor packed the medical box, and Songzhu planned to send him back to the hospital, Hanhua suddenly hurriedly ran into the room and anxiously told Li Mingshuo: "Childe, the little lady suddenly became nauseous just now, and said that her stomach hurt a little, I heard Xue Ying say that there is a doctor here, can you let the doctor go and show the little lady, but eat something inappropriate and eat bad stomach?" What medicine do I need to take? ”

Li Mingshuo was a little anxious when he heard this, and without waiting for the doctor to answer, he urged the doctor: "Old man, the inner man is in the courtyard in front of him, Mr. hurry over and show her too." While urging the cold flower: "Hurry up and take the old gentleman forward." ”

Dong'er was half-lying at the head of the bed, having already vomited once, but she was still nauseous, retching for a while.

The doctor took his hand off Dong'er's wrist, turned around and gave Li Mingshuo behind him, and congratulated him with a spring breeze on his face: "Congratulations to this father-in-law, your wife is happy, I just took the pulse of my wife, and it has been almost two months." ”

This news was like a thunderbolt from the blue, and Dong'er was overwhelmed: she was so easy to become a mother, half a year ago she was still an ignorant and ignorant girl, full of wind and snow, talented and beautiful, romantic feelings, half a year later she actually became an unprepared pregnant woman. The so-called morning clouds and twilight rain, the impermanence of the world, but that's it.

She didn't dare to easily believe the doctor's diagnosis, and asked stupidly, "Old man, are you sure you didn't take the wrong pulse?" ”

The old doctor stroked his goatee, he was very confident in his medical skills, and inevitably smiled proudly and said: "No, no, this lady, the old man is this age, he has been practicing medicine for fifty years, and the old man is very familiar with this vein of the lady, and if it can't be wrong, the lady can rest assured." ”

Li Mingshuo happily knelt in front of the bed, grabbed Dong'er's hand, his eyes were red, and he did not hide the excitement on his face, and said: "Lady, you are too powerful, I have been ridiculed by them for so many years, and now I am finally ashamed, such a great kindness from my mother, how can Xiaosheng repay you?" ”

Dong'er looked at his head that was a little bloated and ridiculously bandaged with white gauze, and his face that was a little deformed by gauze, and reminded angrily: "Don't you have a horse whip?" Go ahead and smoke. ”

Li Mingshuo hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, madam, you don't remember the villain, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, you don't want to be like Xiaosheng and me, it's me who is wrong tonight, I don't know how many catties and taels I have poured a few mouthfuls of yellow soup, or Mrs.'s pot is smashed well, better than ten bowls of sobering soup." ”

He turned his head and instructed Hanhua: "Go out and tell Songzhu that tomorrow I will go to the street and buy two baskets of teapots to come to my house and practice for my wife." As soon as our wife's hand comes out, good things will come naturally. ”

Then he said to the doctor, "Sir, it's not too early, let my family send you back." ”

The old doctor said goodbye to the owner of the house, and still sent it back by Shochiku.

There are only two people left in the house, Wan Dong'er and Li Mingshuo. Li Mingshuo put his head on Dong'er's lap, put his ear on her abdomen, and asked happily: "Lady, can you feel whether this doll inside is a boy or a girl?" ”

Dong'er dealt with him indiscriminately: "How would I know. ”

She looked down and saw the thick gauze bandaged on Li Mingshuo's head, and her mind was deserted: "How much force do you have to smash a person's head to completely stun him without killing him?" Do I have to ask this guy on my lap for advice......."

Li Mingshuo was not extinguished by Dong'er's perfunctory enthusiasm at all, he said to himself: "I feel like a boy." ”

When he said this, he was afraid that Dong'er would think that he was patriarchal, so he hurriedly added: "But even if it's a girl, I like it just as much." Do you know, lady, I've been waiting for this day to come, but I didn't know that this day would come so early, only when this day came could I go and tell the princess and my mother about you with confidence, otherwise I'm afraid they know that you are just one person, they can take you away at any time, now that you are two people, they will not care about my flesh and blood, after all, I am at this age, and the heir is completely zero--------"

"I'm sleepy. I want to sleep. Dong'er interrupted his broken thoughts.

"Then let's rest early, don't worry, lady, I will definitely not come here tonight."

Li Mingshuo had a dream of children running all over the ground all night, and he was overjoyed in his sleep.

Dong'er looked at Li Mingshuo, who was smirking for a while and smiling for a while in his sleep, still ignorant: "Is my fate with this person so deep?" It's just a matter of walking together, and they still become the parents of the same child with him, is it really impossible to break up? ”