Chapter 146: This seat is invincible
The so-called old skin is not old, even if he is used to seeing many ups and downs, the old man Zhao Hongxin, who is old and has become jīng, also blushed, grabbed his beard and pulled it, grinning in pain, and coughed embarrassedly: "You are really terrible in this future life, you can choke on tea, it is really a wonderful flower!"
Duan Mingyu: "......"
"Don't say much, what the old man means is that as a scholar, although it is our responsibility to govern the country and level the world, we must also choose the Lord to serve." Zhao Hongxin had a straight face, a serious way.
"I don't know what Mr. Zhao means, please draw a way!" Duan Mingyu said without hesitation.
"Without him, I heard that you are also the champion of Enke, the third yuan and the first person, the so-called Wen Wu first, Wu Wu second, everyone here is a well-educated person, I just want to ask for a lesson or two, how?" Zhao Hongxin finally showed his fox tail, and it was twisted and looped for a long time, it turned out to be itchy.
"Oh, what a teaching!" Duan Mingyu responded without the slightest stage fright.
"It's better to just pair the couplet, what do you think!" Cheng Zhiyuan gave Duan Mingyu a clever look, there is really a policy and a countermeasure, Cheng Zhiyuan knows Duan Mingyu's strengths, so he is naturally preconceived!
"Well, couplets are couplets, and I'm afraid that you won't succeed, wow, take it!" A group of scholars immediately jumped out and rushed towards Duan Mingyu with their teeth and claws.
"Slow! Everyone, listen to me......" Duan Mingyu hurriedly made a pause gesture, and everyone immediately turned the world upside down: "Duan Gongzi, what do you mean by this, is it possible that you want to be that shrinking turtle?"
"No, there is no question about the pair, the former sage Cao Pi had, "Cover the article, the great cause of the country, the immortal event", Duan someone just wants to say more, this is really my Songzhou luck, but such a grand event, without the color, it seems to be a little boring! Duan Mingyu talked eloquently and said quite confidently.
"Needless to say, if you win, we will obey your orders, and listen to your dispatch!" A stunned boy jumped out and said in a hurry.
"Okay, you wait for a few representatives, and see if someone in my section is right!" Duan Mingyu swore a solemn word.
Emerald red and red, warblers and swallows everywhere; Ups and downs, twilight every year
"Since this is the case, then the old man will come out first and be the one to lead the way!" Zhao Hongxin pinched a sword trick and paced back and forth for two steps: "Duan boy, pay attention, mine is emerald and red, and there are warblers and swallows everywhere!"
Duan Mingyu squinted his eyes, and replied without thinking about it: "Ups and downs, twilight every year!"
Zhao Hongxin's old face turned red, and he covered his face with his sleeve robe and said, "Old man...... Ashamed! ”
"Agreed!" Duan Mingyu arched his hand in a chic manner.
A fat-headed scholar shook his head and appeared: "Oh, that boy, listen to me!" A certain Shanglian is a general riding a seahorse and wearing a pangolin! ”
Duan Mingyu took a sip of tea and said, "The little red lady sits in the east of the river and wears honeysuckle."
"Come on, come on, listen to a certain family again, the cool air will come to the west, and the clouds and mist will sweep away the world and regret it!"
Duan Mingyu stood up with a bang, and then laughed and said, "Go to the east of the great river, and the waves will wash away the sorrows of the past and the present."
The scholar still hid his face and fled.
Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't help but itch a little, "Haha, the old man can't help but take your test, Brother Duan Xian, listen up, the sky is the chessboard, the stars are the son, who can play?" ”
Duan Mingyu turned his head and didn't think about it at all: "The ground is the pipa, the road is the string, which one dares to play?" Who else is here, the title of champion is not for nothing! ”
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and for a while they didn't come up with a better pair. Some people's eyes suddenly lit up, and then their gods dimmed again, muttering to themselves: "Hey, this pair is not good, he must be right, he must be right......"
Duan Mingyu breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Since you don't have a good pair, then listen to the next couplet, the sound of the wind, the sound of water, the sound of insects, the sound of birds, the sound of Sanskrit, a total of three hundred and sixty days to strike the bell, silent and silent."
As soon as this couplet came out, everyone immediately scratched their ears and cheeks, and some people walked back and forth non-stop, shaking their heads and sighing.
Zhao Hongxin finally sighed with admiration: "Brother Duan Xian is really talented, we are convinced!"
Duan Mingyu arched his hand and said, "You have conceded, you have conceded, hehe!"
"I don't know what this link is ......," Cheng Zhiyuan also said with a longing face.
Duan Mingyu was deeply sold, turned his head and said to Wang Aiqing: "Aiqing!"
"Wechen is here!" Wang Aiqing hurriedly responded, and then found that Duan Mingyu was taking advantage of herself, and said disdainfully: "Tell me something quickly!"
Everyone: "......"
"Pen and ink waiting!" Duan Mingyu glared at Wang Aiqing, the ancestor is a plank, you don't even cooperate with Lao Tzu to pretend to be forced, I will definitely give you a pair of small shoes another day.
"Why did I get shot?" Wang Aiqing said very unhappily.
The gall is fat, is it mixed well, this is Duan Mingyu's accurate evaluation of Wang Aiqing.
Duan Mingyu waved his hand and said, "Brothers, don't blame me, this guy doesn't want to fight, it's a pity that this is a good couplet!"
The scholars immediately turned red-eyed: "That boy, let's talk about life, three hundred rounds of theory!"
Wang Aiqing immediately raised the white flag, hugged his head and ran around, indicating that he was not an opponent, "I'll go, I'll go, I'll go right away......"
Wang Aiqing was sweating profusely, with a gloomy face and a gloomy face, Duan Mingyu learned from the ** silk scholar on TV, licked the tip of the brush with his tongue, exercised, took a deep breath, lifted the brush, brushed and brushed to write, the pen walked the snake, in one go, this guy looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.
Well, yes, very good, very powerful, the calligraphy of this champion has been quite small, fortunately, Yanyan chased ducks on the shelves, forced Lao Tzu to do a lot of homework, and only after the devilish training did today's results, so as not to show in front of a group of people who help the pen dance.
Duan Mingyu whispered to himself triumphantly: "If the time comes, the calligraphy of this champion will inevitably reach the realm of Dacheng, and when the time comes, it doesn't matter if you are Zhuji, Jindan, or Yuanying, all of them will be surrendered to Lao Tzu, at that time, who else can beat this seat!" This seat is mighty, this seat is invincible, Oye! ”
"Ahem, it's a little farther away, Wang Aiqing, the matter is done, let's go!" The rest of the things are taken care of by Cheng Zhiyuan, and this time it can be regarded as a complete merit.
Solving a big problem, Duan Mingyu was in a good mood, looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, strode out of the yamen, and hummed a little song in his mouth, "I laugh proudly, I smile proudly, laugh at the immortality of Hongchen......"
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