Duan Mingyu was suddenly furious, "How can this be reasonable, the ancestors are you a plank, stare at your twenty-four-gram titanium alloy dog eyes, and then give me a good look, who is more handsome between me!" ”

Cheng Zhiyuan said disappreciatively: "Of course it's this ......" Duan Mingyu's face became redder and redder, just like the Sderumboli volcano on the Fengshen Island in Sicily, Italy, just waiting for Cheng Zhiyuan to move his lips and gently spit out the word "official", it broke out on time! Cheng Zhiyuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Ahem, this official thinks it's comparable, and it's hard to distinguish!" ”

Duan Mingyu's flushed face suddenly looked like a punctured balloon, and he breathed, "Count you as acquaintances!" ”

Cheng Zhiyuan breathed a sigh of relief, and Duan Mingyu's appearance as if he had been beaten with chicken blood really scared the old man: "Amitabha, you stinky boy, you almost killed the old man's life, cough cough, this old life!"

When the measure word "strip" is used to describe life, you have already lost! Duan Mingyu said with a smile, I don't know how many times I have been yin by this today, and now a small revenge can be regarded as a complete merit, and the blood debt has been repaid.

"Brother Duan Xian, since we are all almost handsome, do you want to consider my family's Junyu's ......" Cheng Zhiyuan is three sentences are inseparable from this bank, and he is crooked and involved in this matter again.

"Stop, stop, in fact, I think that Ling Ai looks like a fairy, and she looks very gentle, showing off her wisdom, her skin is snow-white, and she can sing and dance, which is really a must-have medicine for going out and walking the rivers and lakes!" Duan Mingyu squinted his eyes and returned to the dining table and took a sip of wine.

"Oh, in that case, you can do it, brother Xian, I beg you, take her!" Cheng Zhiyuan's eyes lit up, this matter really has a drama!

There is a characteristic of Chinese speech, that is, if you want to reject a person, you must first give the other party enough face, a bunch of smelly farts from the sky, and then say a heartbreaking word, "But!" ”

Duan Mingyu shook his wine glass, shook his head and said: "But although the character of this champion is not very good, love needs to pay attention to a fate, you must be willing to love me, and it will be good to fall in love over time!"

Cheng Zhiyuan patted his chest, "Bang! Syllable! Syllable! Three bowls of wine went down, and then said with a little drunkenness: "It's a to be in love for a long time, it doesn't take too long, really, this official uses this old life to guarantee, and he will be able to have love after two or three times."

Duan Mingyu: "___________________!"

Duan Mingyu said solemnly: "Brother Cheng, this is your mistake, you must not be so evil, I mean that Ling Ai and I have only met twice, no matter what Jun Yu thinks, anyway, this champion has no feelings, and a marriage without feelings is like a grave of love, if it is really like this, clap your hands and agree, then before our wedding anniversary, this champion will inevitably sigh - cry!" It's the day of the annual grave sweeping again! ”

"Is it really that serious?"

"It's really that serious!"

Looking at Cheng Zhiyuan, who was not kind in front of him, Duan Mingyu seemed to feel it, this guy, Cheng bit the gold and got on his body, "Bullshit, since ancient times, marriage has been decided by parents, the words of the matchmaker, how can you say that you will not marry, cough cough, say that if you don't marry, you won't marry!" ”

Sure enough, unfortunately, the old horseman began to play tricks.

Duan Mingyu stuffed a lot of food into his mouth, and there was no meat and no vegetarian, it seemed that he wanted Cheng Zhiyuan to bleed heavily, "Hmm... Forehead... It's a pity, this champion now has no father, no mother, no uncle and no uncle, and the door is weak, and Duan's is left with me! ”

Cheng Zhiyuan sat down stupidly, and when it came to such a heavy topic, Rao is old fox had to be silent for three minutes first. However, three minutes is only three minutes after all, there is a saying that you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from fifteen, three minutes are fleeting, after Duan Mingyu put the last piece of meat into his mouth, Cheng Zhiyuan launched a charge again, vowing to pull out Duan Mingyu's stronghold before Hugh Ge can stop, "If you don't promise the old man today, the old man will die with you today!" ”

"Oh, yes, yes!" Duan Mingyu's head was like a chicken pecking rice, it was boring, it was definitely a fight with a serious disproportionate strength.

Cheng Zhiyuan's face turned cold, "You're trying to force me to kill!" ”

Duan Mingyu: "......"

Seeing Duan Mingyu's indifferent appearance, Cheng Zhiyuan finally stood up, and his gestures exuded a cold aura, and Duan Mingyu began to wonder if this old thing was really a peerless master hidden in the people, with world-beating skills. It turns out that masters are not so easy to practice, especially for old men like Cheng Zhiyuan.

Cheng Zhiyuan shook off his sleeve robe and said sharply: "Chunmei!"

The maid named Chunmei hurriedly ran in from outside the door, looked at a large table that was empty and cleanly eaten, and said with some surprise: "Master, did you call a slave to clean up the dishes and chopsticks?"

Cheng Zhiyuan said: "Hmph, Duan Da Zhuangyuan has eaten and drunk enough, he should be able to go back!"

Duan Mingyu arched his hand slowly: "Then I will leave in the next place, Brother Cheng doesn't have to send it far, just send it to the door!"

Chunmei's maid laughed out loud with a "flutter", "What are you laughing at, is it so funny...... It seems to be a little funny, ahem, the official won't send you, you can go back by yourself! Cheng Zhiyuan made a gesture of inviting him out.

Duan Mingyu shook his head, it seems that Cheng Zhiyuan is really angry, Duan Mingyu was bored, and walked out slowly.

At the moment when Duan Mingyu was about to step out of the door, Cheng Zhiyuan said a word, the voice was not loud or small, and it happened that Duan Mingyu heard it in his ears without dropping a word.

Cheng Zhiyuan turned to the maid Chunmei and said, "Chunmei, quickly change the old man into an official uniform, this official will retry Ji Yunyi's case against Duan Mingyu!"

"Gah!" Duan Mingyu seemed to kick the threshold and fell to the ground in an instant!

Duan Mingyu hurriedly got up, shook off the dust, turned his head, and barely pulled out an ugly smile, "Old Cheng, what are you talking about?" ”

"Henan dialect!" Cheng Zhiyuan glared at Duan Mingyu.

"You're a communiqué for personal vendetta!" Duan Mingyu said angrily.

"It's you who don't know what's wrong!"

"You're a parent in vain!" Duan Mingyu pointed at Cheng Zhiyuan's nose and scolded.

Cheng Zhiyuan straightened his clothes and said proudly: "Yes, so this official decided to focus on observing this case!" We must give the parties a fair return! ”

"Shame on you!"

"Thanks for the compliment!"

“……”

PS: Unconsciously, the first champion has written a hundred chapters, and I have gained a lot, thank you for your continued support, Qin Shuai once came to me and asked me to make all the changes. The reason is that the late Tang Dynasty should focus on the style of bloody hegemony, and it is even necessary for me to reopen a book when I write this. Xiaguan is good at humorous Xiaobaiwen, and I am also working hard to learn to compete for hegemony, but later a book friend reported to me, saying that your book must be written lightly and humorously before anyone can read it! The protagonists and supporting characters that appear in the first 100 chapters of Xiaguan are all fictional, and none of them are real in history, so please forgive me. In the twenty chapters, you will inevitably enter the whirlpool of real history, and if there are any deficiencies at that time, please correct one or two more.

After writing the novel for 52 days, Xia Guan was also a little confused, whether all kinds of crossings were worn out, and readers really abandoned the novels before writing crossings. Xia Guan once changed the beginning of more than 20 dynasties, just to write the beginning well. Finally, for a simple reason: experienced authors and editors generally believed that it should be deleted, so it had to be deleted. Readers who followed this book at the beginning knew that the beginning of the book was a brawl with the chengguan and accidentally crossed, but now it is different. After the revision, Xia Guan felt that the beginning seemed bloated and informative, and he was really not optimistic.

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