Chapter 34 The costume drama mistook me

They chatted until late at night, and when Li Kou returned to the room, Fang Jue felt that the snow was falling heavily.

The smell of soot in the house was very strong, and Li Kou sat idle for a while, but his heart was quiet, but he couldn't sleep, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

It was almost dawn when Li Kou fell asleep wrapped in a quilt and leaning against the quilt.

If there is food, it seems that you can also do business.

But he is still not used to this era.

At daybreak, the snow stopped, but the wind blew.

A guy knocked on the door and shouted, "The military secretary is here."

Li Kou got up and washed his face and brushed his teeth first, and when he went out, he saw Zhu Wen squatting under the eaves with a water scoop to brush his teeth, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly.

Sure enough, some actions are genetically determined.

Zhu Wenyu spit out the toothpaste, his mouth was dipped around, and when he saw Li Kou standing under the eaves looking at him, he smiled and said: "This treasure is good, but it is of high value, and I am very reluctant to use it." ”

Li Kou said: "You can also make some." ”

At this time, the waiting guy wondered: "What kind of treasure is this?" ”

Li Kou saw that Zhu Wen immediately guarded against thieves, staring at people and tricks as if he was desperate, so he shook his head and went to the house to get a toothpaste, and found a piece of yellow paper, probably toilet paper, maybe the paper used for writing, Li Kou didn't know it, only put a little toothpaste on it, and asked the guy to wash his hands and dip some on his teeth to brush.

The guy said, "It smells so good! ”

This is a shrewd person, and immediately asked Li Kou for the toothpaste to find the shopkeeper.

Li Kou smiled, he was going to try the market value of this object.

If it's as upscale as this inn, it's a good business if it's in high demand.

He doesn't know how to make toothpaste, but he can experiment.

When Zhu Wen went out, he complained: "Why does Da Lang show those treasures everywhere? ”

Li Kou said: "Don't let him see how to make money?" ”

He said curiously: "Could it be that you also think that 'gentlemen are poor'?" ”

He will say this, Xiaomei once said that "a gentleman is poor", which is too unambitious.

People don't want to be motivated in difficult situations, and only take "gentlemen are poor" as a reason, so what kind of person is that?

"It's like a soft egg who only fights with the wind." The younger sister warned the eldest brother not to be shaken by some literati in later generations who misinterpreted the words of the master.

Xiaomei admires the phrase "Cang Liao is honest and knows etiquette", so Li Kou also remembered it.

He saw that Zhu Wen was a flexible person, and he didn't think he should be like that.

Zhu Wendao: "Da Lang Xu misunderstood, the so-called 'gentleman is poor, villain is poor', that is to say that the gentleman should not fall into the predicament, if the villain is poor, then he will do nonsense." The sage may want to say that a gentleman is different from a villain, but he does not want a gentleman to be poor and happy, looking at the world, there are few gentlemen who are poor. ”

These words were full of irony, and even Li Kou could hear them.

Li Kou said: "So that's the case, so what is the meaning of 'Cang Liao is honest and knows etiquette, and food and clothing are enough to know honor and disgrace'? ”

Zhu Wendao: "This is the saying in "Guanzi Herdsman", the original text is called 'Cang Liao actually knows etiquette, food and clothing are enough to know honor and disgrace', the sage heard such words, and sighed and said, 'Micro Tube Zhong, Wu Phi Hair Left Wing', Mencius and Qi Xuan King said: 'It is the property of the people of the Ming Dynasty, and it will make Yang enough to serve his parents, pay enough to save his wife, and live a happy life, and avoid death in a fierce year. Then drive it to goodness, and the people will follow it lightly. ’”

Speaking of this, he hesitated for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Mencius has another cloud: 'Now is also the property of the people, relying on the parents is not enough, and the wife is not enough, the happy year is bitter for life, and the fierce year is not exempt from death.'" This is only to save the dead and fear not to support it, how can it be righteous to treat etiquette? ’”

He said: "I am afraid that others will hear and come to provoke again." ”

Then he said in a man-like voice: "In the Han Dynasty, Taishi Gong reformed the 'and' and included it in the "Historical Records", and there is a cloud in the "Biography of Guan Yan Lie": "Cang Liao is solid and knows etiquette, food and clothing are sufficient and know honor and disgrace, and the degree of service is six relatives and solid." If the four dimensions are not open, the country will perish. Ordered to enter the plain of flowing water, so that the people will be satisfied. The meaning is more orderly, it is to educate the people in order to have abundant food and clothing, and only when the people are educated can they get the state of etiquette, if they are hungry, they will not be able to make the four dimensions open, only so that the people can have no worries about food and clothing in the harvest year, and there is no danger of life in the disaster year to promote the system and etiquette. ”

Li Kou couldn't help but admire: "It's really an amazing view." ”

Isn't this the principle that "the economic base determines the superstructure, and the material existence determines consciousness"?

The two were talking, and when they came to the lobby, they saw Zhang Xiaoyi sitting and eating tea.

Li Kou took a look at it and understood why he was looked at by others when he drank tea last night.

People's tea, even if it is only in the inn, is to brew flowers.

The shopkeeper's pro-mention of a copper kettle, the copper kettle has a long mouth to flush a snow-white wave-like water column into the teacup, Zhang Xiaoyi looked at the shopkeeper's wrist flexibly, and a group of dragons appeared in the teacup looking back out of the sea and vacated, and praised in his mouth: "Your hand is enough to compare to Dr. Tea in Vasheri." ”

The shopkeeper's face was reserved and smiled slightly: "Don't dare to praise Zhang Dutou - the villain will only do this trick." ”

Zhang Xiaoyi ate half a cup of tea and saw Li Kou and Zhu Wen come out, he was not impatient, he got up with a smile and arched his hand: "It turned out to be two strong men, and they were slow yesterday." ”

He pulled out two bills from his sleeve to return them.

Li Kou said: "If there is no Dutou to take care of it, it will not be so convenient, Dutou runs back and forth in the snowy day, it is all for us, a little careful, talk about thanks, when Zhang Dutou is not on duty, please also appreciate the face of the hotel, I will wait for more Xie Yi, and please Zhang Dutou is not strange to be late." ”

This was not something he could say, he asked Zhu Wen how to say polite words, and Zhu Wen translated them into the vernacular for him to memorize.

Zhang Xiaoyi repeatedly excused himself: "Didn't you let everyone laugh at me for Zhang Xiaoyi's greed for money?" ”

Li Kou said: "Which one of the others has taken care of us so hard? ”

Zhang Xiaoyi was happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "Shaojun is a shrewd person - don't be in a hurry to eat and drink, I am ordered by Xiao Yang Yuhou of Jinglufu to pass on the scriptures and slightly order the two of them," he waved his hand and smiled, "It's all a private friendship, there is no need to be solemn," he said solemnly, "I am ordered by the Jinglu Xiangjun, take the returnee Li Kou, take the Qinzhou exile Zhu Wen, and listen to the lecture in the Yamen of the Jingluo Envoy after noon today, it is for the matter of the Iron Whip Temple, and I want to confront the court, the big boxer Zhou Tong of the 'Royal Boxing Hall Tianzi Pavilion', and the Weizhou soldiers and horses to supervise everyone. Don't miss the hour, this order. ”

Li Kou saw that the shopkeeper and a group of buddies were only slightly hunched over, and at most he listened respectfully on the sidelines, and wondered in his heart: "Could it be that in this era, the princes of one side have ordered that civilians do not have to bow down?" ”

The most he has seen is the pigtail scene, often a certain supporting character "has an order" and pouts a bunch of buttocks all over the ground.

Song dynasty?

It seems that when he surrendered, Song Jiang's ass was also very high!

Li Kou listened to Jun Ling and turned around and asked Zhu Wen, who looked solemn: "What etiquette do you have when you want to go to see the envoy?" ”

He is not a staff maker, and when he first arrived, he stiffened his neck and shouted, "Whoever asked me to kneel, I will destroy whom."

Survival is the first thing, first survive and then find a way to let others kneel when they see him.

When it comes to holding the world, a piece of paper order abolishes this uncomfortable etiquette, and then it is hearty.

Zhu Wendao: "When I arrived, I waited under the corridor, and when I called, I went to see it, and I saw the princes in the hall, and we didn't want any documents." ”

It turns out that seeing such a big man is just a long way.

Li Kou sighed in his heart: "The brains of the costume drama are really built with bricks, what a group of bastards!" ”

Even though the country of our ancestors is flawed, it will continue to be a nation like ours that will still be able to play cards at the same table with the strongest countries and nations in the world after 3,000 years.

Such ancestors should be criticized, but they should not break all the bones of their ancestors.