Chapter Twenty-Eight: There is a hanger in the neighboring village who deceives me when I am young and ignorant
I didn't dare to come, and I didn't run home crying. However, the legendary creature of the black little Lori, it is better to stay away. Tsundere willful little Lori or something,I don't like it the most.。
Zhu Ping'an led the cow down the slope and grass, and made up his mind to walk past the black-bellied little Lori later, ignoring her provocation.
Just as she was about to get closer, the black-bellied little Lori made a strange movement, put her hands to her mouth and shouted loudly into the distance.
"Zhuangzhuang, big cow, two dogs, come on, it's this stinky boy who bullied me yesterday."
Nima
This is the legendary Mover.
Then Zhu Ping'an saw three six or seven-year-old bear children screaming under the grass on the hillside in the distance, and they all seemed to be chubby, at least not thinner.
In an instant, Zhu Ping'an felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses were whistling in his heart.
It turns out that this stinky girl cried yesterday and said, you wait, it's really true. This arrogant black-bellied and willful little Lori really has the kind of character that will take revenge, and she also knows how to pull helpers to find rescuers.
Seeing the three little fat men who were a year older than him screaming and rushing over, Zhu Ping'an just thought for a second and then decisively let go of the old scalper and ran.
Reasonable?
Crush them with IQ?
What are you kidding, it's clear that it's good to talk to you with your fists as soon as you come up, and before you can crush them with your IQ, they will beat you all over the head in minutes, believe it or not.
Of course, it doesn't mean that you can't use IQ to crush them, but you have to rub their sharpness first, as the saying goes, once you blow up and then decline and exhaust, first avoid their edge to use IQ to crush.
In the next ten minutes, I saw three little fat paper chasing a small one little fat paper running wildly all over the hillside, like four mad dogs, whistling past.
Zhu Ping'an is also in his twenties when he says that he is mentally old, and he knows some skills to get rid of the chasing soldiers, what a rapid change of direction, turning back and running, etc., and he can always quickly dodge and open up the distance when the three little fat men are about to catch up.
"Stupid, why do you always run behind his ass and don't separate and block it?!" Watching the lively black little Lori on the side, she shouted dissatisfiedly in the back, pointing fingers.
This black-bellied little Lori can't really be a little fox, it's a bit too smart.
Under the command of the black-bellied little Lori, the three little fat papers finally surrounded Zhu Ping'an not far away, and the three little fat papers stood in an equilateral triangle, enclosing Zhu Ping'an in a place about ten square meters in size.
"You can beat me, but you can't call me big brother." Zhu Ping'an saw that he couldn't escape, so he simply stood there without moving, looking like he was waiting to be beaten, but he said something mysteriously.
Three six-year-old chubby paper is really curious, why can I beat you but can't call you big brother, it's so strange, I want to know why.
"Why?"
So, the three little chubby paper asked in unison.
"Because, my stomach hurts." Zhu Ping'an replied seriously.
And then
"Big brother."
A little chubby paper suddenly shouted at Zhu Ping'an.
So, Zhu Ping'an immediately covered his stomach in pain, screaming in his mouth, his stomach hurt so much, and so on.
Seeing this, the other two chubby paper raised their eyebrows and shouted along.
eldest brother
eldest brother
Zhu Ping'an held his stomach and screamed that his stomach hurt, and his voice was denser and more realistic.
Hey
Sure enough, hey, this is good, the three little chubby paper grinned happily like a bulldog.
In order to vent the anger of the black little Lori, the voices of the three little fat men calling the eldest brother came and went, endlessly, resounding in the sky.
Until the black little Lori kicked them to the ground.
"I'm so stupid, I can't see he's playing with you?!"
If you are not afraid of god-like opponents, you are afraid of pig-like teammates. The black-bellied little Lori fully understood this sentence, and looked at the three little fat paper big brothers with a black line and called the little bastard, and couldn't bear to kick the three little fat papers to the ground one by one, and the cold lesson with a black pretty face came out.
The three little chubby paper were lying on the grass and didn't understand, how could he be playing with us, he was all screaming like that dog by us.
"You're stupid, you've ever seen anyone who would have a stomachache because of being called big brother!" The face of the black belly little Lori is black.
"He, he will have a stomachache as soon as we call him big brother." The three chubby papers stretched out their chubby fingers and pointed at Zhu Ping'an and said.
If you wait for the three little chubby papers to grow up, and recall this incident, the three of them will definitely get together, take a sip of old wine, and say with a lot of thoughts, there was once a hanging hair in the neighboring village who bullied me when I was young and ignorant
Zhu Ping'an's stomach was about to burst, what a cute little chubby paper, forgetting that he was also a little short-legged.
The black-bellied little Lori was about to be maddened by these three stupid people, "It's really stupid, the three of you were called by me to avenge me, not to worship the eldest brother!" He's lying to you! ”
Lie to us?
The three little fat paper turned their heads to look at Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an immediately made an expression of covering his stomach, and screamed in his mouth, it hurt so much, but in fact, his stomach was about to burst.
So, the three little chubby papers turned their heads and said to the black little Lori in unison, "You won't lie to us, you see, he's crying out in pain now." ”
What a defeat to you.
You guys are so cute.
These are the voices of the black-bellied little Lori and Zhu Ping'an.
The black-bellied little Lori looked at the three chubby paper ignorant fat faces, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an's pained appearance on the surface, but in fact, the mockery hidden on the hateful chubby face. The anger of the black-bellied little Lori is getting worse and worse.
The three little chubby papers saw the puffing appearance of the black-bellied little Lori, and thought that she was still angry because of Zhu Ping'an's bullying of her yesterday.
So, the three little chubby paper said in unison, "Sister Shu'er, don't be angry, we'll teach him a lesson for you." ”
The three little chubby papers glanced at each other and turned their heads towards Zhu Ping'an.
eldest brother
eldest brother
eldest brother
The eldest brother's voice rose and fell one after another.
A little loli with a black belly
Zhu Ping'an looked at the three cute little chubby papers, and then looked at the black belly Lori who was angry like a little toad, oops, it's terrible, I really can't help it.
Zhu Ping'an couldn't help it, he held his stomach and laughed, talented, I really lost to the two of you.
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