Volume 1 Into the Tang Dynasty Chapter 76 The Practice of Laughter
I never understood how the eldest grandson knew the world without going out, and on the way to the study, I happened to meet Li Shimin of the next dynasty.
I don't know what good things happened today, Li Shimin's face was full of peach blossoms with a smile, and his joy rose uncontrollably, and even the little eunuch who followed him walked a little briskly.
"Dad, you're back, what's the good thing about going to court today, isn't it a royal historian or something who can't afford a stroke? If that's the case, you really have to have a good time" stepped forward to give Li Shimin a salute, and then began to set up.
Li Shimin was happy, and he didn't care, from the bottom of his heart, he was also annoyed by the imperial historians, but Li Chengyang could say this, but he, the emperor who was about to ascend the throne, couldn't say that.
"What are you doing here so early, Terry is holding them hostage, what's the bad idea of not taking good care of them."
Li Chengyang's face darkened, what was he like in Li Shimin's heart? Ask yourself, he is in the right world, and he is worthy of his parents, could it be that Li Shimin treats him as a goblin?
The father and son stepped into the study at the same time, Li Shimin ordered the people next to him to withdraw and drive the people away, Li Chengyang watched obediently from the side, and after making sure that everyone was far away:
"Hahaha" Li Shimin laughed wildly while hammering the table, as if he felt that his clothes affected his mood at this moment, so he tore off his coat and laughed wildly in only obscene clothes.
Still not enjoyable, he pulled up Li Chengyang and began to shake wildly: "It won't be long before you will call my father the emperor, today you and my father and son will have fun together, and enjoy together."
On the ninth day of the eighth month, the Taishi Bureau, which was originally in charge of the time of the Ministry of Rites, speculated that the auspicious day of the zodiac was December 12, saying that if he ascended the throne at this time, he would be able to harvest a bumper harvest year after year, and it would be auspicious.
At that time, Li Shimin didn't show anything on his face, but in his heart he was reluctant to be the boss, seeing that the biggest piece of cake was put in his mouth, but he couldn't put it in his mouth for a long time, who knows if it will be stinky.
Just when the Ministry of Rites was preparing to close the coffin according to the ceremony, Lao Cheng jumped out of nowhere, pointing and saying that people were not good at learning, and came back with a piece of paper after a while, pointing to the paper before the ink was dry, and began to show off this priceless treasure handed down from his ancestors.
A few big words on the paper: "July 15, everything is fine", July 15, today is July 14, tomorrow is a good day, no matter how powerful the Taishi Bureau is, how can it be against the heirloom of the prince of the dynasty, everyone was speechless for a while.
Fang Xuanling jumped out and said that a few days ago, he accidentally dreamed of the old immortal dream, saying that there was a fairy qi leaking from the sky on August 9, and it was an auspicious day for the zodiac to ascend the throne at this time.
Although it is also a pretty good choice to say that he will ascend the throne tomorrow, in order to look less ugly, he still follows Fang Xuanling's meaning, and the Taishi Bureau will no longer make any remarks after Lao Cheng stands up, and when the period of August 9 is set, someone hurriedly said that he was sick and retired from the dynasty, and went back to change the damn yellow calendar.
Fortunately, Li Chengyang's divine assistance, coupled with Li Shimin's operation, kicked Li Yuan's diehards out of the court, otherwise this matter would really have become a farce today.
After the dynasty was dispersed, he pulled Fang Xuanling to thank him, and by the way, he promised to let his second son, who was just six years old, enter the country to study, and even brought Lao Cheng who came up with him, and asked him to take the crooked heirloom home and put it in the ancestral hall of the Cheng family.
Li Chengyang was shocked by Li Shimin's abnormal performance, and now Li Shimin's performance is more like a child than his twelve-year-old child, where is there an emperor.
It's right to think about it, there has never been a record of what the performance of the prince was when he ascended the throne, and Li Shimin in his current state may be just a sample, a person who finally won the fruits of victory after many struggles.
There are no surprises, things that have been known for a long time, even the date has not changed, and his little wings have not affected the direction of history for the time being, it doesn't matter, at the beginning, everything is possible.
accompanied Li Shimin for a long time, and then dispersed the flame that had swelled sharply in his heart.
"Dad, you see that you have also ascended the throne, and I have decided the position of the crown prince, what do you think?"
Slowly said today's purpose, and the calmness in his tone was very similar to the previous life and the boss's request for overtime, and even a little proud.
"Have you figured it out? I thought you were going to cheat and play tricks again, tell me, this position of the prince really has such a big temptation for you, can you change your tired nature? Li Shimin, who was quiet, cleaned up the mess and asked without raising his head.
This decision was also thought up by Li Chengyang in retreat at night, and Li Shimin's style of doing things determined that the crown prince must be Li Chengyang's, so there is no need to worry too much about this, what needs to be worried is that he needs to be tried several times before making him the prince.
He was tired of Li Shimin's temptation, so he simply waved the horse and said that after that test full of killing intent, Li Shimin might not move twice in a short period of time.
The position of the crown prince is not good, but it is justified, except for the three elders in this palace, everyone else must think carefully about how to treat the prince before talking to him.
There are dozens of people behind him, and there may be more and more in the future, and he can't afford to slack off a little more, if he doesn't take advantage of Li Shimin's guilt towards him, after this matter passes, there will be nowhere to find anyone.
"Dad, you are too careful, I just watched Dad, you are so busy every day, so I want to help you more, Erchen sees it in his eyes, anxious in his heart, and last night was even more sleepless, so I made this decision, and there is no selfishness."
If you open your mouth to say high-sounding, the crown prince is not important, so why did you send so many people to the western sky, but now you are showing a sneer at the prince, and I don't know who to show it.
Li Shimin listened very satisfied, whether others believed it or not, anyway, he believed it, to be honest, the crown prince had been decided, but he still wanted to test it more, but after some previous trials, he didn't find anything bad about Li Chengyang, he was so happy today, Li Chengyang simply followed his wishes.
"The day after tomorrow, teach your younger brothers to others temporarily, you remember to come over early the day after tomorrow, our father and son practice etiquette together, the time is a little too late, so you must treat it well, otherwise be careful about your skin" Li Shimin thought for a while, leaked his head from the fold pile, and sent an invitation to Li Chengyang.
didn't show any surprises.,What is hidden under the face of pretending to be ecstatic is a deep helplessness.,From today on.,The desire to continue to stay at home will be completely lost with him.,It's strange if you can still be happy.。
With a smirk on his face, he saluted Li Shimin: "Son-in-law thanks to his father", slapped a just right sycophant, hunched his waist to Li Shimin and prepared to slowly withdraw from the study.
When he walked to the door of the study and turned to open the door, Li Shimin's voice sounded coldly: "What did your master say to you?" ”。
turned around, with a puzzled face: "Father, are you overjoyed, I don't have a master, didn't I just explain to you, do you want to pass on the imperial doctor to you?" ”。
Li Shimin patted his head: "Haha, it's really a person who is old and has a bad memory, no need to pass on the imperial doctor, I forgot everything I was happy about, my fault, your father just now committed the crime of bullying the king, thinking that you are not doing more, I will spare you, I will know the importance of it in the future, okay, go down and get along with your brothers well, just remember to come over the day after tomorrow."
Li Chengyang pushed the door and left, pouting when he went out, and the crime of bullying the king, the row of big teeth that leaked out of the pile almost blinded his eyes, and the sentence that called himself "I", I don't know whose sin is greater.
shook his head without a trace, Li Shimin still didn't believe him, he should praise him as a pretty good king, and he retained a trace of suspicion about everything.
Should it be boasted? It should be! Although my heart is not very refreshing, it is just.
Standing under the sky outside the study, at this time the people outside were driven out of the distance, this sky seems so vast, the white clouds in the sky are not changing shapes, sometimes like a long sword with cold light, and suddenly turned into a dagger with half a section hidden, and then slowly turned into a huge fan, and finally was swallowed by a white cloud that looked like a transformer on the side, turned into the belly of the white cloud, and finally was blown away by a gust of wind.
When his neck was aching faintly, a pig-like cloud slowly floated from the corner of his sight, and he suddenly thought of the appearance of Duan Zhan being trapped in a ball and putting four little wild boars together, and laughed, first chuckling, and then gradually turned into laughter, laughing and his cheeks began to pantothenic, and finally he couldn't laugh, and he could only make a goose cry one by one.
After a long time, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and left the door of the study.
Li Shimin watched the whole process through the study door, and smiled with satisfaction: This kid is shallow after all, and he can't control his emotions before he leaves the study, it seems that he still needs to hone himself in the future, just say, how can anyone not be interested in the crown prince at all, that is still not a person.
I rubbed my sore face, carefully adjusted my expression, and then I met someone, and I jumped, trying to find out what it was like to walk when I was a child.
I tried to jump twice, well, very satisfied, no wonder so many people are happy to be old and like to walk like this, it can really show people's excitement, except for some shame.
Phew, what a shame, a twelve-year-old child jumping and walking is duty, and it is a sin not to walk like this.
Seeing that the guards and maids and eunuchs in front of them were all gathered together and waiting for Li Shimin to recall them, he jumped up with his left foot a little harder, and his right arm was raised high, alternating between high and low, jumping a few steps past everyone.
Only a little bit of the child's voice echoed in a minor key: "I smiled proudly, laughed proudly, I am going to be promoted today, I am smug and smug ......."
"Don't say it, although Your Highness's song doesn't look like it, it is really good when you listen to it" A eunuch said a sentence that broke the embarrassing scene of everyone looking at each other.
The stone-like crowd was instantly lifted from the petrified state, and echoed the eunuch's words, and some guards quietly withdrew from the crowd and quietly touched the study.
Fortunately, it was not far from the study to the side courtyard, and he returned to the side courtyard for a quarter of an hour, wiped the fine beads of sweat on his head, and his face was no longer his own.
"Don't ask, go into the study, rub my face, I'm unconscious now" kept a weird smile and told Xiao'er, until today I know that pretending to laugh is such a sinful thing.
"After a while, you inform Grandpa Li Gu, tell him that the queen mother will send a group of people in a while, the maid, you will be separated from the people in the courtyard, and there are a few cooks, you will take them to teach them how to cook, if there are other people, you will come and tell me to deal with it, okay, go find a hot cloth to warm me first."