When Shao Yi's consciousness returned to his body, he felt that everything was there, but he had no dragon qi and soul power.

He tried to gather the last of his strength to stand up, and then he realized that he couldn't get up from the transparent mire beneath him.

He opened his eyes and saw that his body was still in its original shape, but it was wrapped in colorless transparent slime and had nowhere to focus.

He struggled for a moment, and finally broke his hand. Reaching out to the back of his neck, he actually touched the mud-gold scabbard.

Shao Yi pulled the scabbard out of his back and slammed it into the muddy puddle in front of him. With the reaction of this pumping force, Shao Yi finally stood up with his feet.

He shook the wetness off his body, and held the mud-gold scabbard across his chest.

Looking forward, Shao Yi saw that he was in a bright light and shadow, hazy and blurry, as if it was a bright mist of colored glass, so that you could only see the light, but not see anything in the light.

He swept the fog in front of him with his gold-gold scabbard. The mist of light flowed like a tangible substance, and then returned to calm.

Shao Yi pulled out his leg and walked a few steps in the mud, but he still couldn't see anything around him clearly.

Just as he was about to jump upwards and try to rush farther away, a voice suddenly sounded in the quiet and colorless slime: "Do you really know what you're going to do?" ”

This voice startled Shao Yi. He looked back in the direction of the voice.

The voice added, "I don't think there are many people in the world who really know what he's going to do. ”

Shao Yi looked around inexplicably, and out of politeness, he still replied, "I'm going out." ”

"Everybody told me that. But now that I'm in, I'm afraid it's going to be difficult to get out. ”

"Who are you?" Shao Yi asked vigilantly.

"Me? I'm the only person here who can talk to you. Well, I'm not human. You can think of me as an immortal, I am the immortal in this lamp. ”

"Okay, Lord Lantern Fairy. Can you tell me how to get out? Shao Yi's tone was a little bit of Su Ri's ruffian.

"Call it 'teacher', don't call it an adult." The voice said stubbornly.

At this time, Shao Yi saw that from the colorless mud, a small bag slowly bulged, getting bigger and bigger, forming the shape of a transparent person sitting on the ground.

The guy was probably wearing a long robe. There is also a hat with a robe on his head. The entire face was hidden under the huge brim of the hat, and it was impossible to see clearly.

"For more than 100 years, I've never told a person how to get out. So no one went out. I don't think you'd better think about these useless things. Talk to me for a while, and stay here happily. The lantern fairy said.

Shao Yi turned around, the corners of his mouth hooked, inserted the mud gold scabbard back into his back, and said, "What do you want to say?" You're a talkative. ”

"I'm the only one here who can neutralize you." Lamp Fairy said.

"Oh? Do I need to be degreed? Shao Yi asked confusedly.

"Yes! You see, if a person is tempered before he dies, then he dies happily. The same is death, happy, sad, serene, painful, hopeless, unexplained, all kinds of death, will you choose only happiness? ”

"Okay then, Teacher Dengxian, then tell me what is the happy way to die?" Shao Yi tilted his head, took out the appearance of a good student and patiently asked.

"First of all, I have to tell you what happiness is." The tone of the lantern fairy was full of the enjoyment of teaching people and fish. "Happiness is a flower planted on hope, growing in your head."

"What kind of hope is planted, you must ask? Okay, okay, then sit down now and let me tell you about the real hope, which is the world to come. ”

"If you know that the world of the future is completely different from the present. Completely different! Would you want to go to a completely different world? ”

Shao Yi did not speak. He was thinking about what day this future world would come.

At this time, I heard the lantern fairy say, "Let me tell you, in the future world, all this and that country will not exist. All the countries together are called 'China'. ”

Shao Yi was happy when he heard it: "Really? Is it called 'the People's Republic of China'? ”

The lantern fairy was obviously dumbfounded. After an interval of two minutes, he said, "Nasty! You're worse than anyone else. ”

Shao Yi laughed louder and said, "Then I'll listen to the rest." Maybe I'll be able to save you. ”

The lantern fairy paused for a moment, and decided to continue with the words he had practiced countless times.

So he said: "In the future world, there is something called 'television', which can show all the stories in front of your eyes with images, and there is also a tape recorder, which is called a high-end one, called a dual card, and you put it on a cassette tape, and the wonderful music ......."

"Wait," Shao Yi stopped, and said with some sympathy in his tone: "Did you have a rattle in the seventies of the twentieth century?" ”

"What? How ugly! I just decided at that time that I was going to come back to Xuanyu. The Lantern Fairy explained dissatisfiedly.

"Who's Xuanyu?" Shao Yi asked.

"It's the owner of this lamp." The lantern fairy replied.

Shao Yi showed a disgusted expression. He remembered the existence of the old witch, and the two weird white braids of the old witch.

"What's your expression?!" The lantern fairy was a little embarrassed, "You haven't seen Xuanyu when she was young." Let me tell you, her voice is sweeter than Teresa Teng, and her appearance is more beautiful than Ye Yuqing. ”

"Fortunately, you met me," Shao Yi said, "and fortunately, my father liked to listen to Teresa Teng and Ye Yuqing the most when he was young." That's why I've seen celebrity photos. Otherwise, I don't know what you're talking about. How do you treat others like this? No one else can imagine it! ”

"Hey, I'm right for you. I think you seem to understand, that's why I say that. If I want to tell others, I will say that her voice is more beautiful than the heavenly sound, and her face is more beautiful than that of a fairy. ”

"Tell me about yourself." Shao Yi said, "How long have you been here?" ”

"Hmm...... I've been here for about 180 years. When I came, Xuanyu was still very beautiful. But her cultivation went in the wrong direction, and she didn't go on the road to becoming an immortal, but she fell into the devil and made such a lamp for refining her soul.

I'm here for her, so I'll do whatever she tells me to do. I decided to stay here and watch over her. She said that she would always watch over me, carrying me everywhere she wanted to go. ”

"So you're here?" Shao Yi didn't understand why it was so simple.

"Hmm. Don't look down on me in your eyes, okay? And these are under your feet," the words of the lamp fairy made Shao Yi look down at his feet, "These are really not refined by me." It's this lamp. ”

"Oh, by the way," the lantern fairy continued, "actually, you saw me the first time you saw this lamp. Why? Do you see the skeleton on it? That's me. ”

"Aren't you from the 20th century?" Shao Yi asked in confusion: "Why did you die here?" ”

"yes, yes! People are people at that time, but I died at this time. So the skeleton on top of that is my head. Xuanyu said that she would always cherish that skeleton. So she made it into this lamp. And then I lived in it, with her, with her all the time. ”

"And what did you do?" Shao Yi asked.

"I'm a teacher, a role model."

Shao Yi thought that this was the case, and asked himself if he really looked like a teacher, and then asked, "Which school are you from?" ”

"I'm the High School attached to X University." The lantern fairy replied with some pride.

"Oh? District focus! What do you teach? ”

"Language." The lantern fairy replied quickly.

"So you're going to have to give a language lesson here and everyone before they can die on their own, right?" Shao Yi had an expression of "I despise you as a good teacher". ”

"I'm really good for everyone. If you don't talk to them thoroughly, how painful they are dying here. The lantern fairy defended:

"You haven't seen it. Some of them died in tears, and they wept incessantly. What are tears? Tears are the warmth in the body, and when they are gone, he will be cold. ”

"And those who are screaming to death by cutting their throats. Every shout adds to a resentment. When he died, he could be said to have died of poison. ”

"There are also those who wait here silently for death without saying a word. In my opinion, it directly suffocated me. It's like having severe autism, suffocating yourself in your own soul. How uncomfortable is that? ”

"Of all these ways to die, which one of them would be happy? So I decided to tell them about the future, about the world I was in. The lantern fairy finally ended his long exclamation.

"Why did you come here when you know you've lived in a good world?"

"For love!" What the lantern fairy said is a matter of course.

"Love? How did you possibly fall in love with this Xuanyu you were talking about? Shao Yi couldn't believe it.

"How could it not be? She is my senior sister, and we stayed together in Yunmeng Mountain for many years. I love those days! ”

The lantern fairy let out a long sigh.

He didn't speak for a few more minutes. Suddenly he chanted:

"Over the years,

Pale yellow light,

The earth is desolate and forgotten.

Cut the sorrow of love,

The water dances lightly,

Again sinking into sorrow.

Buried deep under the sea.

Who is that

It's just yours and me?

You who hold me,

Moaning and singing.

The ups and downs of the vicissitudes of life,

The fossil of water mill love,

In the heart of the snowy mountains,

Sparkling. ”

"This is 'Fossil Snail', the only gift I gave her, brought to her from the world of the future, thinking that she had never seen the sea. I gave her a fossil snail and this poem. Now the words of the poems are only remembered by me. And the fossil snail has been refined in the pile under your feet. The lantern fairy said a little gloomy.

Shao Yi didn't know how to find some words from his young and inexperienced words to comfort the guy opposite. So, he said, "Fortunately, I don't mean anything and understand." Love poems are well written, teacher. ”

The lantern fairy immediately came to his senses, and said, "Why don't you listen to this sentence: the soul has only one room, but when you live in loneliness, love will be shattered into a slag at the door, and the hope that passes quietly will be scratched all over the body." ”

"Not bad!" Shao Yi's loud affirmation made the lantern fairy upgrade to a detergent state: "I still have a lot of sentences like this!" It's just that no one listens to those who are dying. Why don't you do it......"

"Stop!" Shao Yi pulled his foot out of the mud and tried to find a higher position to get out of the mud, but he didn't find it, and "poof" fell into it again.

"Why don't we two help each other. If you can get me out of here, I'll find a way to bring you back to the world of the future. Shao Yi began to negotiate with the Lantern Immortal.

"What's the use of going back? I don't have anything over there. My parents may have died long ago, and there is no one waiting for me to go back. Fortunately, Xuanyu accompanies me every day. I could feel her presence on her back. The lantern fairy's mood fell again.

"What are you asking me to say about you?" Shao Yi said a little worthless for him: "It's the world I'm in, we call you 'middle two'." As long as you have a secondary brain circuit, it is not an aiding and abusive, at least it is a 'can't be carried out'. ”

"Actually, I know that Xuanyu doesn't like me. What she likes is teachers. She has been trying to live because the teacher has always lived. She wants to live to the day she is with her teacher. ”

"That's so sad!" Shao Yi said: "With her current image, what kind of teacher can't be scared away?!" ”

"I don't think so. Haven't you read Yeats's poems? I am the only one who has loved your pilgrim's heart, your weeping face, the traces of time. ’”

"So you've always loved her old wrinkles, haven't you? Do you know what is written on Yeats's tombstone? He said, 'Look coldly at life and death, knight, and go forward!' 'So,'"

Shao Yi said solemnly to the lantern fairy: "I want you to be a knight with me now, move forward together, and break this lamp." ”

The person on the other side was silent. After a long time, I heard a muttering voice say, "Is that really what is written on his tombstone?" ”

"Yes, you don't have a tombstone yet, do you? Get your skeleton back, go back to the future, and build yourself a tombstone. Shao Yi encouraged him.

"But you'll have to make me think about what I'm going to write on my tombstone." The Lantern Fairy muttered.

"Don't write about your slag anyway." Shao Yi said with a smile.

"Okay, okay. You have a point. This classmate, give me three reasons to leave here. The Chinese teacher of the lantern fairy asked.

Shao Yi said without thinking about it: "First, love is already a piece of scum; second, there will be televisions in the future; Third, engrave your own poems on your own tombstones. ”

The guy on the other side, who had been half-sitting on the ground and blending into the mud, suddenly stood up.

He gradually formed a tangible body, stretched out his two hands and raised them upward, and said, "Come on, knight, let me be your guide." ”

So the two people, or two souls, stretched out their right hands to each other and held them together.

Shao Yi said: "My name is Shao Yi. ”

The lantern fairy thought for a while, and said with a serious face: "My name seems to be Wang Fugui. ”

Shao Yi burst out laughing. The guy quickly withdrew his hand and said angrily, "You are not smiling at all!" ”

Shao Yi laughed louder and said, "Okay, okay." Let's go. ”

The lantern fairy led Shao Yi to the middle of the lamp, and pulled him up fiercely. Shao Yi felt that his feet were out of the mud.

Together, the two leaped towards the dome of the world. There was a blue glow on it. Shao Yi remembered that it seemed to be the light emitted from the two eye sockets of the skull.

Then the Lamp Immortal King Fugui pointed to the place where the light was shining and said, "Maybe just break it." I don't know, I haven't tried. But every time I walk through there and look outside. ”

Shao Yi didn't wait for him to finish, and without saying a word, he picked up the mud-gold scabbard in his hand, slashed horizontally and vertically in two, and sent out the strongest attack towards the place where the blue light was shining.

A cracking sound quickly changed from a small "squeak" to a huge cracking sound of "click", and the skull lantern cracked from the inside out, until all the glass pieces were really shattered into slag.

When Shao Yi rushed out, he actually saw the light of the sky and felt the wind passing lightly in the clear mountain.

Then he saw something fall from the sky. He stretched out his hand and copied it, and it turned out that it was the skeleton on the lamp that had been smashed into the sky and fell again.

There was a faint blue light in the skeleton, and a voice said to him from inside, "Hey, how did you do that?" I've been thinking about this for decades! ”

Shao Yi said to him: "If you just want to, you will never be able to do it." ”

After speaking, he put the skeleton into his chest, patted it and said, "Teacher poet of a certain high school, I will definitely take you back." ”

I heard the guy let out a long sigh and said, "Back and forth are relative, how can love and hate be absolute?!" ”

Shao Yi quickly said, "You better stop quickly." I don't have time at this point. “

Shao Yi really didn't have time. Because it was the angry eyes of the Soul Eater Ancestor that he was up to.

She looked at the soul that had been refined and flowed all over the ground, and said angrily: "You, you...... How dare you ......"

Shao Yi hurriedly answered the phone to help her finish: "You dare to smash your job, right?" I'm not just going to do this today, I'm going to smash your nest! ”