Part 1 The Hidden Dragon in the Abyss Chapter 100 Unexpected Joy
At this time, Liu Jian was also a little drunk, and finally, crookedly, one foot deep and one foot shallow, like dancing disco, finally found his wedding room.
As soon as I entered the room, I saw Rong'er and Cuihua, sitting there in a serious daze.
Looking at the serious Rong'er and Cuihua, Liu Jian's heart felt a void for no reason: How many days has this been since he returned home?
It seems that it has been almost half a month, and this time I am busy, and the family is a little too busy to take care of it!
In this case, as a man, you must have the awareness to take the initiative to explain the problem, and the so-called "confess leniently, resist strictly" means this.
On the one hand, you have to criticize yourself fiercely, and on the other hand, you have to coax women wildly, so that you can pass the test smoothly.
Liu Jian came from modern times, so he naturally knows these routines.
Those who accompany the careful and smiling faces, those who wash pots and wipes dishes to do housework, and those who are not allowed to go to bed are all pediatrics.
There is even something, kneeling pedals, kneeling keyboards, kneeling durians, driving out of the house.
There are also beatings with sticks, whips, and all kinds of tricks, which are specially used to clean up those disobedient and homeless men!
Thinking of this, Liu Jian trembled a little, Rong'er is better, this pungent emerald flower is a little uncertain.
When Liu Jian was thinking wildly and was worried, Rong'er raised her head, looked at Liu Jian, and said with a miserable smile: "Brother Jian, you are here!" ”
Looking at Rong'er, who was smiling and not smiling, Liu Jian sighed in his heart: It seems to be bad, when I ate just now, wasn't it all good, so soon I had to settle the score!
Looking at Cuihua with red eyes and about to cry, Liu Jian, who was in shock, was even more certain: tonight, I am afraid that I am "in a catastrophe"!
Alas, anyway, it's a blessing or a curse, and if it's a curse that can't be avoided, it's better to accept the punishment generously.
I saw Liu Jian straighten his big chest muscles, the handsome guy's face was raised, he was entangled and high-spirited, and he had the spirit and posture of revolutionary martyrs who were not afraid of punishment and sacrifice, and who were indomitable.
When I came to Rong'er and Cuihua, hey, my calves were inexplicably soft.
Liu Jian had to bow deeply, then reluctantly stood up straight, and pretended to be calm: "Two ladies, if Liu Jian has done anything wrong, please make it clear, if the situation is true, the husband can be beaten and punished!" ”
Seeing Liu Jian's expression so solemn and his attitude so sincere, Rong'er and Cuihua hurriedly stood up, first using the common gifts of women in the Han Dynasty, and returned Liu Jian's big gift.
Then Cuihua, who was anxious, began to say: "It's not the husband's problem, it's the business problem!" ”
"It's not good, there is a problem in the business, it is not a small matter, this big and small, there are thousands of people who eat with themselves, this can't be a problem."
Although Liu Jian was very nervous, he still pretended to be calm and said: "Take it easy, what problems can there be in business?" Let's talk about it, I don't believe that there is any problem, it can be difficult to live with your husband! ”
In order to stabilize Rong'er and Cuihua, Liu Jian doesn't care about any problems? How difficult is it? First of all, blow the big cowhide and make a bang.
Women, who are naturally timid, can't stand things, the sky falls, and can only be held by a man first, although this man is sometimes forced to pretend to be strong and brave in front of women.
Listening to Liu Jian's "bold words", Rong'er and Cuihua's expressions were obviously much more relaxed.
I only heard Rong'er, smiled lightly and said: "Recently, our family's goods, in addition to being in Gucheng County, are obviously unsalable, and the slave family sent people to several big customers to inquire, saying that 'the mountain bandits near Gucheng have been too rampant recently, and the goods have always been robbed, so I don't dare to come and get the goods for the time being'!" ”
"Ah, yes, it's so daring, I, Liu Jian, didn't make trouble with you mountain bandits, you guys are here to cut off my wealth, see how I, Liu Jian, clean you up!"
Although Liu Jian was very angry in his heart, in order not to scare the two wives, he still pretended to be relaxed and said: "A little bit of mountain bandits, why worry about it, your husband, you are worried that there is no excuse to clean up these mountain bandits, this is really an unexpected joy!" ”
"What kind of surprise is this?" Looking at Liu Jian, Rong'er and Cuihua, who were excited, were a little confused.
At this time, Cuihua couldn't bear it a little, and saw that she was very unconvinced and said: "The goods produced by our family can't be sold, so what is the unexpected joy?" Mo Feifu Jun drank too much wine and was a little dizzy! ”
Looking at the naughty Cuihua, Liu Jian smiled happily: "You Nizi, you don't know, your husband is worried about food and property all day long, since these mountain bandits have prepared these, and they also told me to get them, do you say that your husband can be unhappy?" ”
This time, Rong'er and Cuihua were even more confused.
Cuihua immediately retorted: "These bandits have such good intentions to give these things they rely on for survival to their husbands, could it be that the mountain bandits are all instructed by their husbands to do these bad things?" ”
I have to admire, this Cuihua's courage and brain are so big, she dares to think about anything, and she dares to say anything.
Liu Jian couldn't cry or laugh for a while, so he had to patiently explain: "If you don't give it, you can't do it, your husband's big iron fist is not a vegetarian!" ”
I saw Liu Jian swing his chest muscles and shake his big fist again, and the two beauties were finally amused, this is the rhythm of a nymphomaniac again.
Rong'er's eyes were clear, and she seemed to be a little confused, but she still maintained a trace of sobriety and said, "Brother Jian, is this to rob those bandits?" ”
Liu Jian was a little unhappy with this, only to see Liu Jian, protesting with a handsome face: "I am suppressing bandits, eliminating harm for the nearby fathers and villagers, as for these materials and money, they are naturally my rewards and rewards!" ”
Rong'er and Cuihua were a little nervous, their faces turned pale again, and their whole bodies were even a little trembling.
This time Rong'er really cried, only to see her throw herself into Liu Jian's arms, and choked up and said: "Let's not do these businesses, the slave family only wants her husband to be safe!" ”
Then Cuihua was even more exaggerated, and began to cry, and after a while, she also pounced on Liu Jian's body, and cried urgently: "The slave family wants a husband, and nothing else." ”
Seeing that the two beauties were so nervous, Liu Jian had to coax slowly: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, I will ask Gao County to send someone to suppress the bandits tomorrow, and the husband will take the people, just hide behind, be a cheerleader, and then fight to transport supplies or something!" ”
Hearing Liu Jian's promise that "I will not personally go up to fight the mountain bandits", the two beauties reluctantly let go, and they were almost strangled out of breath, Liu Jian, who was both happy and "hard-working"!
At this time, Liu Jian, who finally took a breath and stopped, smiled awkwardly: "Two ladies, have you forgotten your husband's skills so quickly?" There are only dozens of mountain bandits, but they are not enough for me to stuff my teeth! ”
Cuihua wiped her tears, stomped her feet and said: "That's not dozens of people, on the most powerful Black Wind Mountain, there are two or three hundred bandits, both cunning and fierce, even the government can't help it!" ”
"Damn, it's this Black Wind Mountain again, I spared you once last time, and it started jumping again so soon. This time, Lao Tzu wants to even give him the bandit's nest at one time. ”
Although Liu Jian was ruthless in his heart, he still said lightly on his face: "It's not in the way, I will enter the county government early tomorrow morning and discuss with the Gao County Order. ”