What is love?

Love is like pooping, you can't stop it when you come, and you come with all your might! I can't clip the crotch of my pants.

Obviously, the current Zhou Yu is the kind that has poop, can't control himself, and can't clamp the crotch that is about to squirt.

When the world's famous generals are also people, the seven emotions and six desires are unstoppable.

The potter had just woken up in the morning, after freshening up and tidying up, he stretched his waist, and just came to the door to prepare for a morning exercise, when he saw Zhou Yu, who had been standing outside his door and waiting, smiled and said, "Taifu, are you up?" But I slept too long. ”

The potter was startled when he heard this, he almost didn't jump up, he turned his head to look at Zhou Yu in horror, and said in disbelief: "You ran to the squatting pit outside my door in the morning?" ”

Zhou Yu blushed at the potter's words, and said in a low voice: "No, no...... I've just arrived, so I'm going to misunderstand. ”

Pei Qian, who was guarding the door, rolled his eyes and said: "General Zhou Hugh wants to be too humble, I heard my subordinates say that the Tiger Guard sergeant who guarded Taifu last night said that General Zhou was ugly at three o'clock, and he came to the door of Taifu's sleeping house tossing and turning, full of anxious pacing, this is carefully calculated, you have to stay here for nearly two hours, let alone you." ”

Zhou Yu was exposed by Pei Qian, and he couldn't wait to find a crack to get into.

The potter calculated slightly, Zhou Yu ran to his door before three o'clock in the morning and waited, while he got up at about seven o'clock.

What a child with perseverance...... It's so commendable.

The potter reached out and patted Zhou Yu's shoulder and said, "Young man, you are so persistent, I am optimistic about you...... It seems that you insist on getting to know my sister? ”

Zhou Yu sighed and said helplessly: "Yu also knows that this move is very Meng Lang, and he also asks Taifu to complete it, and Zhou Yu will repay it in the future." ”

The potter looked him up and down: "Can you go to Jinling with me?" ”

"This, I'm afraid it won't work."

The potter smiled and said, "It's okay, if you don't go, you won't go, it's easy to say!" Then let's ...... now."

When Zhou Yu heard this, he was immediately eager to try, and he stood outside the door for four hours, waiting for the potter's words.

"Wait until I have breakfast first, practice and then talk." The potter said unhurriedly.

Zhou Yu's face sank suddenly.

……

After breakfast, the potter did not rush to introduce Xiaoqiao to Zhou Yu, and then came to an open space in front of a bamboo building.

In these years, the competition for hegemony is important, the career is important, and the ambition is important, but health care is also important.

Why was the Sima clan able to finally seize the foundation of the Cao clan and lay a solid foundation for the return of the Three Kingdoms to the Jin Dynasty?

Because Emperor Xuan Sima Yi can rely on him! I can live!

Live King Eight!

A group of princes fought for the world, all the princes were relied on to die, and only one was left alive, and the one left was the true son of heaven, what he said.

It's the truth that he farts.

The potters practiced boxing there in an orderly manner, but Zhou Yu was bored and idle.

If this had been replaced by someone else playing five fowl in front of him, playing all kinds of small animals to delay time, he would have been angry a long time ago.

The problem is that he is facing a potter at the moment, a prince of the dynasty, and a prince of Taiping.

Whether it is in terms of identity or status, he can't do that, he is not qualified to do that, and he doesn't have the strength to do that.

Boredom, Zhou Yu could only go back and bring the guqin, and then sat on the ground in the open space next to the potter's practice of five poultry operas, and began to play the qin music to pass the boring time.

As everyone knows, as soon as he sat down like this, he was in the hands of the potter.

The corner of the potter's eyes swept over Zhou Yu, and a smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

Behind the venue where the potters played the five poultry plays and Zhou Yu played the piano is a two-story simple house built of bamboo, which was used by Gouyi, the king of Yue, Jiangdu, to ask the potters to settle their daughters.

And right now, the big and small bridges, as well as Tao Ying, Hua Yan and others are all in that small building.

This is the method that the potter discussed with the big and small bridges last night, and today he personally tried to guide Zhou Yu to the bottom of the small building, and then the people in the building designed and acted.

Below the bamboo building, the sound of Zhou Yu's piano will come up, and the people on the second floor of the bamboo building will quietly look down.

saw that under the bamboo building, a strange situation fell into everyone's eyes.

The potter smelled the chickens downstairs and danced, while Zhou Yu played the piano and played the music, and the two of them played and danced, which also complemented each other.

If this is replaced by a man and a woman, it may be more pleasing to the eye, but now the piano players and dancers are two men, and everyone who looks at them can't help but feel cold.

Disgusting to look at, shaking eyes.

Hua Yi saw Zhou Yu's position clearly, then picked up a pole with a forked window, walked to the window, closed one eye, and carefully aimed at the back of Zhou Yu's head who was playing the piano.

Tao Ying couldn't help but be surprised when he saw this, and said, "Madam, what are you doing?" ”

Xiaoqiao explained to Tao Ying on the side: "Brother Taifu said it last night, and there is a saying since ancient times: it is not a coincidence...... He said that he would lead this Zhou Yu to stay under the small building today, and let me hit him on the head with a bamboo pole from the forked window, which would attract Zhou Yu's attention at that time, and his plan would be considered a ...... The problem is that I am clumsy and can't aim well, so I can only have Mrs. Laohua to help. ”

Daqiao nodded on the side: "Yes, this is what Taifu ordered, saying that it is...... What, what thousands of years later, the ultimate romantic way to seduce a man lies in this bamboo pole to smash his head. ”

Tao Ying blinked, and said strangely: "If you smash a man's head with a bamboo pole, can you still smash right and wrong?" What a world! ”

Daqiao hesitated and said: "Anyway, it was ordered by the Taifu, and the concubine doesn't know much about ......"

As he spoke, Hua Yan was already mustering up all his strength, and shook it suddenly with his rough big hand!

I saw that the bamboo pole was divided like an atomic bomb and smashed right on Zhou Yu's head.

Hua Yan's strength is extremely great, and this pole is thrown out, like a blow to Zhou Yu who is playing the piano......

"Ahh

Hearing Zhou Yu's frightened roar, he then covered his head, rolled his eyes and lay back.

This rod actually knocked him unconscious directly.

The people on the second floor were stunned.

The potter who was practicing the Five Birds Opera was also a little stunned, and the claws in his hands were stiff in mid-air, unable to move.

"What's going on?"

That's not right!

The script you designed yourself shouldn't be this development model!

Zhou Yu fell from the bamboo pole falling from the window, shouldn't he look up, then see the small bridge, and then fall into a deep obsession? And then turn around to play right and wrong with yourself as a "princess"?

The script is modeled after the encounter between Simon and Xiao Jinlian, how could there be such a fork?

How did it happen...... In this case, pass out directly?

Is this Nima the bamboo pole that the bastard tossed?

The potter gritted his teeth and looked up at the second floor of the bamboo building, and said hoarsely: "What kind of thing are you throwing away?" ”

Tao Ying didn't expect this to be the case, and shouted to the pottery merchant while wiping his sweat: "Brother, my wife's strength is a little uncontrollable, and this bamboo pole is a little too heavy, forgive me, forgive me." ”

"Overweight? Did you throw a bamboo pole? Wrap bricks inside the bamboo poles! ”

After saying that, he saw the potter stretching out his hand, pinching Zhou Yu's middle man hard, and calling out to him vigorously: "Gong Jin! Gong Jin! Are you waking up? Don't scare me? Tao is playing with you! ”

It's nothing if Zhou Yu is dead...... But what is going on with this blue sky and white day, letting him die by his side in front of everyone?

When the matter came to Sun Ce, he was afraid that he would have another enemy who did not share the sky.

Nothing can be said to let Zhou Yu die...... At least not that way.

Mitsuro who was smashed to death by a forked window pole...... The potters themselves feel sorry for history.

What happened on the potter's side naturally alarmed the guards not far away and some residents of Jiangduyue.

I saw some people from the Hanyue tribe and Pei Qian, Ji Ling and others hurried over.

Seeing Zhou Yu like this, everyone immediately panicked, especially those Hanyue people, who were nervous to death.

You must know that the potters can afford to offend Sun Ce, they can't afford to offend, Sun Ce's father's bravery was in Changsha back then, they heard about it, and they were deeply afraid of it.

The so-called tiger father has no dog, Sun Jian was something they couldn't afford to provoke back then, and Sun Ce was naturally the same.

Everyone was panicked, some called doctors, and some were ready to report to Gouyi, the king of Jiangdu Yue.

Among the people, only Ji Lingqi was calm.

He strode up to Zhou Yu, rolled his eyelids, probed his snort, and smiled.

"Don't worry, Zhou Gongjin, this little baby can't die! You hand him over to Ji. ”