Chapter 1298: Fat and Stupid

The book is picked up again.

"Hahahaha......" When everyone heard Xiahou Dun's words, they immediately burst out laughing.

"Crunch, crunch, ......" Looking at Cao Cao and the others who were laughing, Liu Biao's teeth in the distance were almost gone.

Although he also knew that he couldn't be impulsive now, he really wanted to lead the army out directly!

Thinking of rushing out, Liu Biao's eyes lit up, yes! Why don't I rush out?

With Cao Cao's triumphant appearance now, he will definitely not be able to shoot it, I will suddenly lead the army out, right?

Speaking of this, he immediately turned his head to Kuai Yue on the side and asked, "Xenodu, do you think we can suddenly disrupt his arrangement with bows and arrows when Cao Cao passed by me, and then the army attacked and defeated him?" ”

"......" Kuai Yue heard this, and after being silent for a while, he shook his head and said, "No, although if I wait for a sudden attack, it will indeed make Cao Cao scramble."

However, there are also many powerful people in his army, and he will definitely be able to stabilize the army in the shortest possible time.

At that time, we and the others will have to go to war, but it is not in line with our plans.

So, please bear with me for a while and don't conflict with him! ”

"Patience! Patience again! Isn't the old man's patience enough?! After Liu Biao roared loudly, he flicked his sleeves and turned his head and walked towards the deep mountain.

He really didn't want to be ridiculed here, so he just came out of sight and out of mind!

However, he didn't see the disappointed expression in Kuai Yue's eyes behind him, and even Huang Zhong, who had always been loyal, had a slight look of loneliness on his face.

To be honest, Liu Biao's performance today is really not good!

At first, I was scared, but then I bragged about it with my army!

And now, I can't even endure this little thing, and I plan to deceive myself, this is not a Ming Jun!

Just when Liu Biao was about to attack but couldn't get approval, Xiahou Yuan on Cao Cao's side was also asking this question.

"Lord, Liu Biao consciously got out of the way, and we won't pay attention to them, since that's the case, why don't we take advantage of his psychology to take this opportunity to raid and give Liu Biao a ruthless attack?!"

"No way!" After Cao Cao heard Xiahou Yuan's words, he immediately shook his head, looked at Liu Biao's army on the right, and said, "You can think of this, can't the enemy think of it?"

Didn't you see that Liu Biao had already withdrawn his army into the mountains?

The mountain road is rough and difficult, and if I wait to attack, it will be no different from a siege!

Do you think that just 100,000 people can capture a "city" garrisoned by more than 400,000 people? ”

"......" After Xiahou Yuan heard Cao Cao's words, he immediately had nothing to say.

He just had a whim, and he didn't have a perfect plan.

Now after hearing Cao Cao's words, he immediately understood that if they attacked the city now, no matter how good the armor on their bodies was, they would definitely not be the enemy's opponent!

Because the enemy is now deep in the mountains, if they want to attack, they can only use the tactic of refueling and send the army up little by little.

What's the difference between this and delivering food to the enemy?!

Therefore, this method is categorically undesirable!

After thinking about this, Xiahou Yuan lowered his head a little ashamedly and didn't dare to say anything more.

To be honest, he said too many stupid things today, although others didn't laugh at him, but he always felt that the sound of ridicule lingered in his ears, so that he didn't have the face to see people.

"......" Cao Cao didn't say anything after glancing at Xiahou Yuan, who was full of shame.

He also felt that Xiahou Yuan was really out of level today, so let him reflect on it!

Time passed slowly, and after three quarters of an hour, Cao Cao's army finally slowly came to the place where the army could not be garrisoned.

Then, under the gaze of the Liubiao army, he slowly marched towards the Tiger Prison Pass.

That's when ......

"Hahaha...... Brother Meng De, I haven't seen you for a long time, how are you doing recently? ”

Li Zhi, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately greeted Cao Cao when he saw him here.

Seeing this, Cao Cao immediately turned over and dismounted, greeted him with a smile, hugged his fists, and said, "Brother Xingzhi, it's been a long time."

There is a virtuous brother who works to guard the tiger prison for his brother, so let my brother see if he is thin... ......"

When he said the last few words, Cao Cao was suddenly stunned.

Because after looking at Li Zhi, he found that Li Zhi was not only not thin, but much fatter.

"Hahaha......" Li Zhi looked at Cao Cao, who was full of stunned faces, laughed and patted his stomach, and said: "I didn't expect it, Brother Meng De, not only did he not lose weight, but he gained a lot of weight!"

You know, since I went to the Tiger Prison Pass, I didn't care about anything, and directly threw all those chores to Zheng'er, while I was hanging around in the Tiger Prison Pass to eat, drink and have fun! ”

Speaking of this, Li Zhi seemed to be tasting something, and said in a slurped voice: "Tsk, this blessing makes me have some aftertaste... Forehead... No, I'm sorry! ”

"......" After Cao Cao heard this, he looked at Li Zhi who exuded a swinger's atmosphere with a smile on his face, and he really didn't know what to say.

He originally thought that Li Zhilu would lose weight because of his conscientious garrison of the Tiger Prison.

After all, it was hundreds of thousands of enemies, and it would take a lot of effort to defend it.

Now that I look at it, I don't have to spend a little effort at all, and I directly threw everything to Li Zheng, and I enjoyed the happiness here, which made Cao Cao feel that his concern was simply feeding the dog!

After thinking of this, Cao Cao patted Li Zhi's protruding little belly angrily and said, "Okay, you Li Xingzhi!" When my brother was in Jizhou, I was afraid that something would happen to you here, so I desperately gathered soldiers and horses, just to relieve you as soon as possible, and I didn't want to worry about your predicament!

It's good that you're hiding here and enjoying the blessings, which really makes you a brother... Let me be a brother ......"

Speaking of which, Cao Cao didn't know what words to use to describe Li Zhi.

You said you scolded him, he didn't do anything wrong!

People have the ability to eat, drink and have fun while guarding the tiger prison, what can you say?

You don't want to scold him, Cao Cao is very unhappy in his heart!

In the end, he could only pat Li Zhi's shoulder fiercely, and said angrily: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and bring Brother Wei into the customs?" ”

Thinking of the rush along the way, and then looking at Li Zhi, who had gained several pounds, Cao Cao always felt a little sad in his heart.

"This ......" After Li Zhi heard Cao Cao's words, his face was a little hesitant and embarrassed,

He turned to look at the Tiger Prison behind him, opened his mouth but said nothing.

Now that the Tiger Prison Pass has not been cleared, how can he let Cao Cao enter the Pass?

"How?" Cao Cao looked at Li Zhi, who was hesitant, his face turned pale, and he asked unhappily: "For my brother, I haven't slept for a day and a night, and I have been running for hundreds of miles in a row, and I almost didn't die of exhaustion!"

When you come here, don't you want to let your brother go in and take a break? ”

"It's not that I don't want Brother Meng De to enter the customs, it's just that I ......"

As he spoke, Li Zhi pointed to the gate of the Tiger Prison Pass behind him with a bitter face, and said: "The Broken Dragon Stone in the Tiger Prison Pass has been put down, and now the people in the Pass are frantically chiseling stones, and Brother Meng De will go in to rest after the chisel is opened." ”

"......" After Cao Cao heard Li Zhi's words, his brows furrowed tightly.

He knows Li Zhi's ability, and he can force Li Zhi to even put down the broken dragon stone, which shows that Liu Biao's attack in the past few days is indeed very crazy!

After coming here, the anger in Cao Cao's heart also calmed down, and he sighed, patted Li Zhi's shoulder and said, "It's because my brother blames you, what's the matter?" Has Liu Biao's attack been fierce these days? It forced you to put down the Broken Dragon Stone. ”

"......" Li Zhiyan opened his mouth and was embarrassed for a long time before he whispered: "Actually, it wasn't put down, it was put down by Boxiong and Zheng'er." ”

→_→" After Cao Cao heard Li Zhi's words, he didn't know what to say.

Co-author, did you really entrust the heavy responsibility of guarding the prison to Li Zheng?

Aren't you afraid that he won't be able to hold it?

Also, what the hell is this "Boxiong"? Isn't he the leader of your guards? How can even he have a point?

Cao Cao really wanted to complain about Li Zhi crazily now, but he also knew that now was not the time to say this.

Because, since Li Zhi can entrust the heavy responsibility of defending the city to Li Zheng and Yang Ying, it proves that Li Zhi is absolutely sure!

In this case, Cao Cao can't say anything discouraged, in case it affects the morale of the army, it will not be good.

Therefore, he patted Li Zhi's shoulder vigorously, glared at him, waved his hand, and ordered the herald: "Pass the order of the lonely army, order the army to be stationed in place!" ”

"No!" The herald answered and hurried away.

At this moment, Xiahou Yuan said to Cao Cao with an anxious face: "Lord, is there something wrong with this move?"

If the enemy were to attack suddenly while we were stationed, wouldn't we suffer a great loss? ”

Originally, Xiahou Yuan felt that his worries were very reasonable, and it was after he finished speaking. But he suddenly found that all the generals around him who could be called the number one were looking at him with idiotic eyes.

Cao Cao was silent for a while, patted him on the shoulder, and asked with a concerned face: "Miaocai, are you complaining?" ”

"Huh?!" After Xiahou Yuan heard Cao Cao's words, he shook his head dumbly and said, "My subordinates are in good health." ”

"Hiss......" After Cao Cao heard this, he took a deep breath and asked helplessly: "Since you are in good health, why are you talking nonsense today?" ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Liu Biao's army in the mountains and forests, and said, "The enemy is in the mountains and forests not far from us, and the road is rugged and difficult, if they want to attack suddenly, they have to prepare for at least two or three quarters."

With such a long time to prepare, even a fool can be ready for battle as a general, how can they raid? ”