Chapter Twenty-Five: That's It! Is that! That's teasing you!
There is a small table in the big tent, this time Cheng Hong sat at the table next to Cheng Yanjin, and on the table was cut beef and mutton and a jar of wine.
Cheng Biting Jin held the wine jar: "I invite everyone to come today, it is a happy event for me to tell Lao Cheng, it is inconvenient to do a big deal in the army, but we are all comrades, if you don't tell you, you will definitely say that I Lao Cheng, I Lao Cheng will say it first, and wait until I go back to Chang'an to pick a good day to do a big ......."
Li Ji: "Know the festival, talk about things, talk about things!" Cheng Biting Jin glanced at Li Ji: "Isn't this just talking!" Where did you just go? Oh! Do it once, this time, don't be too shabby! ”
Li Ji: "Talk about things, talk about things, don't talk about me anymore!" Cheng Yanjin: "Just you talk a lot, don't everyone listen!" My old Cheng is a literati, if you don't say two sentences, is you still called a literati? ”
Li Ji ....... The generals ....... I didn't see who was going to ask Pei Lin to go up every day outside the city gate, Pei Lin was still a civil servant in his old age, you are a military general and a person who trembles when he walks for a long time, this is a literati?
The generals didn't do that! After all, with Cheng Hong here today, Cheng Yanjin still wants to maintain a little image, and he still can't hang up a little when he sees everyone looking at him like that.
So he pretended to clear his throat and said: "My eldest son in Luoyang lost fifteen years ago was found, it is Cheng Hong, and he has been traveling with his maternal uncle all these years."
When the generals heard that Cheng Hong was taught by Pei Xingyan, they suddenly realized, but no! Except for ten thousand enemies, who can teach this apprentice. Cheng Hong stood up and bowed a round of salutes. The generals raised their glasses together: "Congratulations to Brother Cheng!"
Li Daozong asked, "What about the line?" Cheng Yanjin took another sip of wine and shook his head, Cheng Hong said: "The master injured his lungs and veins back then, and he has been traveling with me, and when he felt that his body was not good, he took me back to Datang, and when he was in the desert three years ago, he caught up with the storm and smoke, and the old disease recurred, and he didn't survive......
Speaking of this, Cheng Hong thought that he couldn't go back in this life, and suddenly the sorrow came down from his heart, and then the generals felt sorry for a while, Li Ji looked at Cheng Hong and cried every time he talked about Pei Xingyan, hey! This is also a child of great affection!
So he comforted Cheng Hong: "Nephew, don't cry, the reunion of father and son is a happy event, your master is also a generation of heroes, if there is a spirit in the sky, I don't want you to be like this, if you miss your master, you will wait for the wartime to show your skills, and kill the title of ten thousand enemies!"
The generals echoed in unison. At this time, Li Daozong raised the wine bowl: "Reunion, this is a happy day, everyone drinks."
After three rounds of drinking, the ears and faces were hot, and a group of generals had a high voice, plus Cheng Yanjin's happy voice was more than an octave, Cheng Yanjin was really home today.
The father and son are reunited, and the son is so promising, he can train soldiers, he is good at martial arts, he understands military formations, he has better poetry, and he has no scruples about drinking and blowing bulls, so Cheng Hong will make a poem for himself casually.
It is also very in line with his own temperament, the generals are depressed for a while, you can praise your son, the martial arts of the military array are indeed outstanding, and the urgency and wisdom are indeed there, a poem put Tang Jian's old lamp directly into the corner of the wall, but said that you will compose a poem?
Who believes? If you had a poem, the whole Tang Dynasty would have known about it, and you could still hold it until now? So the generals squeezed their eyes and decided to collectively slap him, so they praised him, this said: Zhijie heroism.
That said: Da Lang is both civil and military. All kinds of praise don't go to Cheng Cheng to bite the gold on the body, the happy Cheng bites the gold and sees the teeth and can't see the eyes, he used to brag about the demolition, what's wrong this time?
It doesn't feel right! Li Ji, who is enlightened, took a sentence: "Since the poem is so good, Zhijie will open everyone's eyes and read two sentences for everyone to hear."
Cheng Biting Jin said secretly: It's broken! I also caught up with the joy and carelessly fell into your Luo Quandang, and was about to think about whether I should pretend to be drunk and hide, Cheng Hong saw that his father was embarrassed, this can't be dried here!
Cheng Hong secretly sighed: Fortunately, your son has been mixed up since the year before last, there are a lot of poems, and because there are many memorized brushes, otherwise you are really a pit, according to your character, I can guess that if you can't make Cheng Jin, there will definitely be a way to get out temporarily, but according to his braggart mouth, he will inevitably block him with today's events.
If you are blocked, Lao Cheng will definitely not think that he is bragging and being suffocated, and he must think that you can't write poetry to be blocked, and then this stubble will be equivalent to running a membership, as long as he is turned back and pumped his son.
Cheng Hong spoke: "There is indeed a song, I went to listen to the decree after reading Aya after a long time, I am reading it to all uncles?" Cheng Yanjin was both happy and worried when he heard this, and he was happy that his son helped him to support him, and finally didn't blow the cow out of the ground.
I'm worried that if the child doesn't do well, it's my son who is embarrassed, and I'm happy and worried and have a little expectation, what if it's a good poem! The generals didn't drink anymore, and looked at Cheng Hong intently, Cheng Hong's cheekiness was quite Cheng biting Jin's true biography.
cleared his throat and prepared to copy the poem: "Drunk and looking at the sword,
Dream back to blow the horn company camp.
Eight hundred miles under the command,
Fifty strings flipped outside the plug,
Autumn soldiers on the battlefield.
The horse-made Lu is fast,
The bow is like a thunderbolt.
But the king's affairs are in the world,
Earn the name before and after your death.
Poor white happens! ”
"Good! When the float is white! ”
Cheng Biting Jin was even happier after hearing this, and said in his heart: Did you see it? My son! It's much better than your donkey balls and eggs! Want to see me laugh? Wait!
Li Ji saw Cheng Hong's eyes glowing green at this time, and after drinking for a while, he said to Cheng Yanjin: "Zhijie, do you see if your father and son recognize me a lot!"
Cheng Biting Jin pandered continuously: "That's, that's." Li Ji saluted Cheng and bit a bowl of wine and said, "Then do you think you have to thank me?"
Cheng bit Jinle's squinted eyes: "That's, that's." Cheng Hong felt a little bad, as if something was wrong, just about to say something, he suddenly saw Cheng Yanjin under the table behind everyone's back and waved his finger with him, Cheng Hong saw that his father was already vigilant and stopped paying attention.
Li Ji said again: "Can Zhijie be your son's master?" Cheng Yanjin still catered to: "That's!" Is that! ”
Li Ji put the wine bowl in a meal: "Okay! Then when do you see when you welcome my family three into the door? Cheng bit his golden face: "No way!" One yard to one yard, I didn't promise you to set a family! ”
Li Daozong reacted and pointed at Li Ji: "The old man is so faceless, and he still wants to deceive Zhijie?" How can Zhijie fool you, right? Cheng Yanjin said again: "That's!" Is that! ”
Li Daozong said casually: "Besides, if the eldest son wants to marry, he must marry the eldest daughter, my family daughter and Hong Xiaozi are quite gentle and elegant, so they are called a natural pair, Brother Cheng, let's conform to the will of heaven?" Cheng Yanjin immediately changed his face: "Undecided!"
Huh? As soon as you ask about the right thing, you will change your face, and you will accept all the flattery and do not do the real thing! I'm not confused this way! Finished! It must be that the squeeze person wrote a poem that made this old guy vigilant, careless, and knew that it was good to insert this set directly into him!
This time the embarrassed people have not been accomplished, the thing has not been done, a basket of good things have been said, nothing has been done, this old thing is purely a pastime for us!
So he didn't give good words, and turned over his old accounts one by one, but unfortunately Cheng Biting Jin's combat power in the mouth battle is indeed extraordinary, and the heroes of the tongue battle were stunned and did not suffer a loss, Cheng Hong watched with relish, Cheng Hong could see that this father could really fight in a mouth fight, and he never lost when he heard the words.
A person is not inferior to a group of people, this is all military generals, fighting a verbal battle to meat and vegetarian is not taboo, and the leopard is in the tube, if the father in the court faces a group of literary and crepe imperial history civil officials can pinch their mouths and kill them three times.
After a drink, the guests and the host are happy, isn't it the main one, the guests? Cheng Hong was a little angry to be honest, especially Li Ji and Li Daozong.
The two of them desperately wanted to make a marriage, Lao Cheng didn't know what to think, he didn't agree, Cheng Hong also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, first of all, no matter how good this Li Ji daughter is, she can't marry, who knows when he will take you Liwei, it can be recorded in the books of later generations, he is the general who loves his son-in-law Liwei the most, and Liwei is just one word~ Chop!
As for Li Daozong, he said that his daughter is beautiful, if he follows him, he will be disastrous, with a square head and a square face, Li Daozong said that he was beautiful, and the only thing that conformed to the aesthetic point of view of the Tang Dynasty was fat, but Cheng Hong couldn't appreciate it!
Cheng Hong's ninety-eight-pound girls in the era of Cheng Hong's life were desperate to lose weight, you let him appreciate the beauties of the Tang Dynasty~ The concubines can't do it!