Wang Yan stopped talking about the old man this time, and said: "I don't know, the idea that suddenly popped up." Maybe like you used to smash a cylinder when you were a kid. ”

Sima Guang laughed miserably: "Of course, the prodigy's behavior is unpredictable, and in the red dust, many miracles are unknown to human beings, you are not wrong about this." However, you are rarely compared to me when I was a child, and I am not as dirty as you. ”

Wang Yan felt that his IQ was at most ninety-seven, and he didn't know if it was true that he smashed the cylinder back then, wouldn't it be that he was scared and ran away crying, but his pace was not good, and when he fell, he hit his head on the cylinder, and he became a hero in a daze, right?

Sweat. Wang Yan thinks this possibility is not small. Because his brain is really hard enough, he was stunned to stand up to Wang Anshi, the minister of power, for many years, and he bounced up again after boiling Lao Wang down. But it didn't take long, he was the prime minister for a few months, and he passed away following in the footsteps of Lao Wang, these two fateful opponents are really good friends, they were born at about the same time, and they died at the same time.

Sima Guang lived for more than a year, time is money, so theoretically he is "richer" than Wang Anshi. But the sad thing is that he lives in the shadow of the Great Demon King all his body, and he has never been able to get rid of the influence of the giants.

However, his brain case is indeed hard, so there is a high probability that he smashed the cylinder with an iron head. Whether others believe it or not, Wang Yan thinks so anyway.

"Okay, that's it, hurry up and hand over the secret recipe." Sima Guang said: "Then the old man wants to beat you, if you don't beat this mentality, you can't get by." Anyway, you said, 'You are not a teacher's laziness.'" ”

Burst.

picked up the ring ruler and gave Wang Yan a touch on his buttocks, Sima Guang said: "This time you are disrespectful to the elders." ”

Poof, again.

Sima Guang said: "This time, I beat you and threatened to blackmail me." ”

Wang Yan couldn't help but be furious, thinking that if you come again, my brother will fight with you.

Poof, but it was really pumped again, damn heavy.

So Wang Yan was very spineless, "heroes don't eat immediate losses", and only dared to cover his ass with tears in his eyes and said, "Why is this last time?" ”

"There's no reason, I'm urging you to hurry up and go back and write the secret recipe." Sima Guangdao.

"But I've already written it."

Wang Yan looked wronged, and took out the systematically sorted out strategies about raising chickens and handed them to him.

Sima Guang was speechless at first glance, such a large article, of course, it took many days to write. This shows that the delinquent boy planned to present these things to the imperial court a long time ago.

"It's insidious."

Lao Sima smiled bitterly: "If you ask your father to submit it, it sounds a little indecent for your father to repay his son, and it is very likely that Wang Anshi's character will not do it." So all this is your kid's plan, right, Wang Anshi's political enemies personally gave you Wang Yan's merit, and the shocking effect came out, and your Wang family's reputation would be much better, yes or no? ”

Wang Yan said: "Uncle, you think too much." It doesn't matter what I planned, what really matters is that I invented Xiangrui and handed it over to the imperial court. Why do you always like to talk about ideals but ignore the facts? ”

Sima Guang's IQ was actually not as low as he imagined, but he still understood Wang Yan's words, and he couldn't help but be stunned.

But if he wasn't stubborn, he wouldn't be Sima Guang, even if it made sense, he didn't like a little kid to accuse the old man of being a clever person, and raised his ruler and said, "Aren't you leaving?" Is the braincase hard enough? ”

"Gone, gone, gone. What's urging, I'm not like you have iron head skills, and I can even break the cylinder. After Wang Yan finished speaking, he slipped away.

Sima Guang was embarrassed for a while, he actually knew my head iron?

Shaking his head, Sima Guang unfolded the strategy submitted by Wang Yan to watch.

I have seen it for a long time, and the writing is very systematic, and there are many details. While some of the odd terms and processes are incomprehensible, they add to the mystique of the argument.

And Lao Sima witnessed his boy's eggs with his own eyes.

The only bad thing is that the writing is a little smelly, and it is not refined enough, although the long ones are easy to read, they are not very classy, and they do not have the elegant atmosphere of the orthodox literati.

At the same time, there are some "typos" that he has simplified, which look awkward, but it is quite easy to understand, and people with skills will of course know what words are to be expressed at a glance.

Sima Guang frowned at first, and planned to write it down again, which could be regarded as helping him revise the check.

However, after seeing it, the confidant strategist hurriedly said: "If you live with the princess, you might as well submit it like this." ”

Sima Guang said: "This is something that is presented to the princes and the emperor, is this popular language, ugly font, and typos really good?" ”

The confidant strategist shook his head and said, "It's not good. But although you have the responsibility to help him repay the credit, since he wrote it himself, it is better to respect his 'original'. In this way, the emperor and the ministers can know what kind of person he is through his words and characters. ”

Sima Guang understood, and the implication of his words was to let the emperor know that he was a person who couldn't even write well and had no literary style.

In this day and age, this is almost a sign of ignorance. The children of commoner families can do this, but the son of Wang Anshi, a generation of masters, is a bit cheap. This is to suppress Wang Yan to a certain extent, so that the court has a bad impression of him.

Sima Guang hesitated slightly, considering whether this would seem a little obscene and narrow-minded.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Lao Sima nodded and said, "It's okay, listen to you." It's not that the old man can't tolerate the next generation, but respects the facts, this is indeed his own handwriting, he is such a person, if he deliberately helps him hide it, it becomes my Sima Guang to cover up and fool. ”

"Exactly, the prime minister is selfless, since it is the essence, of course it must be presented." The henchman smirked......

After Xiao Xuanyan left the state office, he walked in the market with a fart, secretly thinking it was funny.

If it is estimated that it is good, Sima Sage will submit the "Policy Treatise" with a strange and ugly font and simplified characters to the emperor as it is.

"That relieved me. If you want to clean up my little arithmetic, you have to work harder. ”

While talking to himself, Wang Yan felt very YY, and he wanted this effect.

In fact, Wang Yan doesn't know how to write traditional characters, at least some common characters can be written. Coupled with the cursive preference of the literati of the Great Song Dynasty, even if some words are written incorrectly, it is not wrong, it is called eating fuzzy.

Cursive is used to pretend to be forced, after a few years, there will be a cursive in the Great Song Dynasty called Zhang Shangying, that thing got drunk and had the inspiration to write a post, was shocked as a masterpiece, but after the wine woke up, some of the words on the post even he didn't know, Khan, this is cursive.

As for the brush characters, of course Wang Yan's writing is not good, but in fact, as an idle and idle compilation in later generations, in view of the need to pretend to be forced, he will occasionally practice, so the writing is not good but not ugly.

The strategy that Wang Yan handed over to Sima Guang was deliberately frustrating.

The reason is to pave the way, so that the emperor and the ministers of the court should not have too high expectations for me, and let them know that Yi Qiyan is not a prodigy, but a ten-year-old child with the intention of serving the country. That's it.

How important do they think the aura of a child prodigy is? In fact, they were wrong, the prodigy is a child after all, and the Great Song Dynasty has never lacked prodigies. However, there was a lack of people who would make the emperor happy and capable of doing things.

Xiao Shuyan needs to be foreshadowed now, and after his head was kicked by a donkey, he can't even write in Chinese, so don't ask too much of me.

The handwriting is not good, there are "typos". Of course, Wang Anshi's behavior is not good, but this appears in a meritorious child, and no one will take it seriously.

When the big guys, including the emperor, recognized that my Wang Yan was such a person, once he accepted it, he would be confused in the future. There will really be no one who asks for it with the prodigy standard of learning rich five cars.

In psychology, this is called the difference in expectation.

Ouyang Xiu's article is gorgeous, and the emperor will not think that it is his credit, and will think that it is normal for him to write well. However, in the context of meritorious service, the emperor accepted such a small calculation, when Wang Yan only needs to write the words a little better and reduce the two typos, it is called progress.

So this thing is wonderful, there is no absolute value, only a relative value. It depends on how to master the application.

For example, Ma Yunzhong's 300 million lottery ticket is not called YY, and he won't feel anything. However, the migrant girl in the factory won an Apple mobile phone by lottery, which is called YY.

As an actor, there is not only one way to get a roll call in Donghuamen, which is called all roads leading to Tokyo. In addition to reading, you can also rely on cheating, face brushing, and mixing.

Wang Yan needs to create an atmosphere now: I don't learn, but I have skills. Make those guys think "it's normal for this kid to cheat".

With this psychological process, it will be successful, and Wang Yan can be bold enough to fool around. The reason is that Ouyang Feng has been bad all his life, and when he gets a little better, almost all readers will forgive him. But Huang Rong has been good all her life, and when she is not good enough, it will make the public have the urge to tear up the book.

It's a wonderful psychology, or is it born out of expectations.

After YY was finished, he took out a small abacus and tocked it twice, and calculated: Da Yan is about to show his face......