Chapter Eighty-Eight: Exploring the Zhu Family at Night
Lin Aqi's fingers shook a little as he pinched the letter: "Isn't it?" Shi Niang found out? β
Yunqi frowned and looked carefully: "It shouldn't be." β
He pointed to one place: "If you find out, you won't ask if you're okay at home." Of course, it is not excluded to ask. β
Lin Aqi smiled: "That's if you don't find it, you don't find it......"
Lin Shaxiang lifted his sleeves: "Archie, it's not a big deal, your injuries are almost healed now, and there is no other uncomfortable place on your body, so you don't have to worry about the master asking you trouble." β
It's still the best master......
Lin Aqi rubbed his mouth and rubbed to the master's side and motioned to him: "The master said that she would come back a week before the last week, and then she asked us to pick her up at the entrance of the village." β
"That's natural, every Chinese New Year, when is your sister not able to carry a large bag? We'll just go to the entrance of the village and guard her. β
Lin Archie smiled: "Okay! β
The days of waiting for the Chinese New Year are always long, and after staying for less than two days, although from time to time I still see Zhu Da's straw bag hiding near Lin's house to look for the "man in black", but this does not prevent Lin Archie from taking the opportunity to mock him.
"We seem to have an extra watchdog."
Little lackey: ?
"It's not about you!" Lin Aqi squatted down and rubbed the little lackey's head, and the puppy stuck out his tongue and licked Lin Aqi's fingers, "You mean the one outside the door, who comes every day, is much faster than you are staying at home." β
The little lackey seemed to understand what he didn't understand, and he snorted twice in the direction of Zhu Da outside the fence.
"So don't go to other puppies to play with in the future, you know? Otherwise, someone else will take your place. β
Lin Aqi picked up the little lackey and went to the house happily, and Zhu Da, who realized it later, rushed to the door and slapped the courtyard door: "Lin Aqi, you scold me?" I don't listen! Lin Archie is a black bear spirit! The black bear has black paws, ripping your mother's pants ......"
Lin Archie paused and rushed out of the door with a broom.
Although she has never seen her biological father, the master and the mother are her reborn father, Zhu Da, a cheap bone, has learned from her for three points, and she really doesn't play the house for a day.
Yunqi couldn't stop him, but he saw the fat boy Zhu Da running in the direction of Zhu's house, Lin Aqi's big broom danced vigorously, chasing after him and roaring: "Zhu Ergou and his son, what is your ghost name?" β
Seeing that the broom was about to poke his ass, Juda fell to the ground with a wail, and the dust fell to his body.
"Lin Archie is beating people! Lin Archie really hit me-"
This voice attracted the attention of many children playing outside the house, and in an instant, adults pulled the children to watch the excitement.
"Ouch, Juda, are you lying here and sweeping the floor with your clothes?"
"She hit me! She hit me! Zhu Da pointed at Lin Aqi and spewed blood.
Lin Archie had a deep sense of powerlessness: "Which hand did I hit you?" β
Zhu Da opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Right hand! It's me who hit me with my right hand! β
It is indeed strange for Lin Aqi to stand on the road with a broom, but in recent days, it has been windy, and it is common for people in the village to take turns to clean up the debris on the road, so no one doubts that she is using a broom to beat Zhu Da.
"I hit you with my right hand?" Lin Aqi suddenly smiled, causing Zhu Da to tremble.
"You don't want to admit it! I'm going to fall here! Everybody's watching......"
"I didn't see you fall to the ground because she beat you." Yunqi stood in front of Lin Aqi and said coldly, but it caused everyone to think.
"Yes! As soon as we came you fell to the ground, who knows why. An uncle who was very tired of seeing Zhu Da bullying his children several times spoke up, and many children immediately echoed.
"Sister Archie didn't hit him, they were just chasing and playing eagle and catch chickens." A child said immaturely, pointing to Zhu Dadao on the ground, "He is about to be caught by an eagle, so he is playing tricks on the ground." β
"You!" Zhu Da was so angry that he choked, his chest was full of breath, he was about to be beaten to death by Lin Aqi, and they actually helped her speak?
"See?" Lin Aqi played with a broom, turned in a circle and was sensitive and comfortable, "The eyes of the masses are bright, you are a liar, and one day you won't be able to get a good one." β
Zhu Da got up and cried and howled: "You all bully me! You're all demon pigs......"
Lin Aqi raised her right hand, and everyone saw that her palm was red: "Master's box is old, I am applying paint, he just said that I hit him with my right hand, have you ever seen red on his clothes?" β
Everyone saw that there were indeed red marks on the broom, but they were all about to dry, presumably if she really hit Juda, then he must have a red mark on his body.
Zhu Da himself is stupid, he is only dirt and dirt in embarrassment, how can there be half a red mark? He howled even harder, and all he could say was "You all bullied me!" I'm going to tell my dad...... You're all demon pigs......
howled and went all the way to the direction of the Zhu family, causing everyone to laugh.
"Demon pigs? Sorry for what he said. β
"He's most like a demon pig himself, hahahaha......"
Lin Aqi played with the broom and put it behind him: "Thank you, but it was indeed because he humiliated my mother with bad words, so I came out with a broom and beat him, but he didn't touch him for a minute, and he lay on the ground." β
"That's really useless, even girls can't beat it."
Everyone laughed again: "What kind of ability is it to humiliate someone's mother in your mouth?" Just take a broom and fight with you. β
Lin Aqi smiled, but a trace of ill-will flashed in his eyes. Dare to provoke her, wait for me!
At night, while the master was asleep, Lin Aqi changed into the black clothes and felt the lock of the door in the house.
"Where are you going?" Yunqi's voice sounded coldly, startling Lin Archie.
"Shhhh
Yun nodded, and his eyes in the darkness became brighter: "I'll go too." β
The two walked in the cold wind of the winter night, and Lin Archie shrunk his neck: "Why are you with me?" Could it be that I am afraid that if I can't beat him, I will suffer, so that you will lose a chance to save the beauty of a hero? β
Yunqi shook his head: "It's just that I can't get used to seeing people greet your mother." β
Lin Aqi paused, and in the darkness, she saw her expression exaggerated in vain: "What a righteousness!" If someone greets your mother, I will be the first one who can't bear it! β
Yun Qi raised his forehead: "This is not necessary, no one dares to greet her." β
Lin Aqi smiled: "What if." β
The two of them hurried to the gate of the Zhu family's courtyard, compared with the lights of other houses in Xilin Village, the Zhu family can be said to be extremely wealthy, so late, the fire of the lantern under the corridor is still not extinguished, and the red candle is gently flickering and shining, adding a little warmth to the night.
This also happened to be convenient for Yunqi and Lin Aqi, who were walking at night, and the two jumped into the courtyard by touching the wall, and gently probed into the boudoir with Zhu Ma face.
In the past, Zhu Ma Face invited Lin Aqi to come to the room to play, but the fat powder smell was too strong, and Lin Aqi was forced away under Zhu Ma Face in every way.
Now that he is revisiting the old place, Lin Archie still has to stuff some strips of cloth into his nose. Yunqi also felt very suffocated, not at home still smoking the house like this, and not afraid of burning the sense of smell? Or is the nose no longer working, so you don't care about doing these stupid things?
"Over there." Lin Archie stretched out his hand and pointed to a room where the lights had been darkened.
Zhu Da's house is only near Zhu Ergou, and now you can see the figure of Zhu Ergou in the house reflected by candlelight on the window, and the two quietly paced to Zhu Da's window, which is good.
Lin Aqi knocked on Zhu Da's door, and sure enough, Zhu Da's angry voice came from inside: "Who? β
For a long time, there was no sound of his footsteps.
Lin Archie went to knock on the door again, and then Zhu Da finally scolded angrily and stepped forward to open the door.
As a result, as soon as the door opened, the courtyard was empty and there was no half of a figure, and the red lantern under the porch was blown by the wind, and a cold silence crept into my heart.
Zhu Da was so frightened that he immediately ran into the house and "slammed" the door.
Lin Archie laughed secretly, almost holding back his voice.
Yunqi was playful, and he also learned from her to knock on the door.
No matter how you knock on it, the people inside refused to make a sound, lying on the window and listening carefully, you can still detect the sound of Zhu Da hiding in the quilt and snorting.
Lin Aqi felt bored, and he was scared like this once? It's not fun, isn't it?
So the two of them went to knock on the door together, and after a while, it seemed to be regular, Zhu Da got up hard, picked up a night pot and smashed it at the door, there was a sound of fragments colliding, and the smell of urine spread instantly.
Lin Aqi was dumbfounded, he had just escaped from the incense and fell into the urine again...... It's really, indescribably.
Yun Qi saw that his purpose had been achieved, and pulled Lin Aqi back to the room with Zhu Ma face quickly.
Zhu Ergou was disturbed by the movement on his son's side, and quickly got up and opened the door and rushed over: "Da!" Reach! How are you? β
Zhu Da's cry came: "Dad! There are ghosts, there are ghosts! β
Zhu Ergou felt a sigh in his heart, didn't he? He had just done that, and a ghost came to his door so soon?
Amitabha Buddha - Zhu Ergou prayed in his heart, and slammed the door again: "Da, you open the door first and let Dad in!" β
A small servant from the Zhu family came to ask what was going on, and Zhu Dada also rushed to inquire about the situation when he heard the sound.
Everyone smelled the smell in their eyes, looked at each other, and covered their mouths and noses.
"Juda! Open the door! Zhu Da shrunk in the quilt and didn't dare to move, refusing to get out of bed for a long time, and finally the little guy slammed the door, stepped on the broken porcelain, and slipped with Zhu Ergou, who entered the house later, and several people fell on the urine together......
The scene was chaotic, and the sound of howling and screaming resounded through the Zhu family.
"Who's peeing at the door? It's deadβ"
"Don't mess around! Dump the second master! β
Lin Aqi laughed and tugged at Yunqi's sleeves: "Hurry up, hurry up!" This one is so funny! β
Yunqi is also angry, it is rare that he has not been so happy to play tricks on people for a long time: "Zhu Da should have learned a lot of lessons this time." β
Lin Aqi snorted: "That's not necessarily, just his virtue, he has to eat a few more times." β
The two tacitly agreed, and the two black shadows leisurely climbed over the wall and walked out of the Zhu family.
Even if you walk ten meters, you can still hear the wolf crying ghost of the Zhu family.
"Zhu Da wets the bed, why don't you take him down and change his clothes?"
The little guy begged for mercy with a bitter face: "I can't hold the little boy......"
Is this Juda crazy? Wet the bed and throw away the night pot? What is this new saucy operation?