Chapter 194 Who is the stinky chess basket?
Yan Qi smiled slightly: "Xiaotian, you must be very tired after sitting for so long, and I have been standing for a long time, and my legs are numb, why don't you get up first and let me sit for a while, how about it?" ”
As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked.
Xiao Tiangongzi is playing chess, how to get up?
If Yan Qi is tired, where can't he sit? Do you have to sit in this position?
Could it be ...... Yan Qi wants to play chess instead of Xiao Tiangongzi?
Tao Ping looked at Yan Qi and suddenly laughed: "Yan Qi, what are you doing sitting here, do you want to play chess too?" ”
Yan Qi winked at Tao Ping: "Yes, I'm going to play chess, are you afraid?" ”
"I'm afraid? Haha, it's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. ”
Tao Ping shook his feather fan with a victor's attitude: "With my current situation, even if the gods come, it will be difficult to recover the situation." Just because you are a little family, your chess skills are rough, and you dare to challenge me? It's not a joke, and what is it? ”
A group of younger brothers under him also ridiculed Yan Qi, and the sycophants clanged three times.
Yan Qi thought to himself: It is difficult to recover the situation when the gods come?
Hehe, Brother Seven, I am better than a fairy.
Do you believe it or not?
He ignored everyone's contempt and said to Tao Ping: "It doesn't matter, I just want to have fun, I can't win you, but it doesn't matter if I lose." ”
"Haha!"
Tao Ping nodded proudly: "It's rare that you can still recognize the situation and know that it is a game that you must lose, and you are very self-aware!" It's up to you to play the game, anyway, if you don't know chess, you can win faster, but it saves a lot of time. ”
Meng Yiju also urged on the side: "Brother Tao, don't talk nonsense with this little family, finish playing chess early, let's go to that seat and sit down, let Yan Qi, Lin Ruoshan, and this little white face all get out." ”
Tao Ping smiled proudly: "Okay, then listen to Brother Meng." ”
Xiao Tiangongzi listened to Meng Yiju call himself "Little White Face", the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was very unhappy.
Yan Qi saw that Xiao Tiangongzi still refused to leave his seat, knowing that he was very entangled in this game of chess, and was unwilling to admit defeat easily.
He pulled Xiao Tiangongzi up, with a smile on his face: "It's just a game of chess, if you lose, you lose, why bother?" It is up to people to plan things, and it is up to heaven to make things happen! To put it bluntly, are you playing the game, or is the game playing against you? ”
When Xiao Tiangongzi heard this, his heart was shocked, and he suddenly realized.
"That's right, it's just a game of chess, it's a game in the end, so why bother? Where am I playing chess, isn't this being played by chess? ”
Xiao Tiangongzi bowed to Yan Qi: "Listening to Brother Yan's words is better than reading a book for ten years." ”
Yan Qi laughed: "This is the loudest sycophant." ”
Xiao Tiangongzi suddenly laughed, and his mood was much better.
He really couldn't figure out why he said a few words to Yan Qi, and his heart suddenly opened up and he figured out a lot of truths.
Yan Qi sat on the chair, staring at the chessboard, to think about it.
Lin Ruoshan shook his fat face, and muttered on the side: "Brother Yan, with your chess skills, what else do you think, Xiao Tiangongzi can't think of any good way to deal with it, you don't have to think about it, hurry up and take two steps casually, end the battle, today this young master admitted." ”
Tao Ping shook his head proudly: "It's still that Young Master Lin has insight, in such a situation, it is difficult for immortals to win, what else do you want?" Yan Qi, you hurry up and take two steps casually, don't waste time. ”
"Okay, I'll just take two steps and end the fight early."
Yan Qi smiled slightly, said deflated words, picked up the cannon that had just hit the fallen horse, and pushed it forward.
The cannon was like a roadblock, and it was in front of Tao Ping's cart.
Just this step made Tao Ping smile forward and backward.
"Haha, it's a laughing death, it's really laughing to death, Yan Qi, can you play chess or not, just put the cannon in front of my car, if I don't eat your cannon, I'm sorry for you stinky chess basket."
Lin Ruoshan sighed: "Brother Yan, even if you break the jar, but you can walk like this, I knew it was like this, why don't I play chess." ”
Yan Qi's nose snorted lightly: You play chess? You're going to be a fart.
There was a burst of cynicism from the audience below.
"Look, what kind of stinky chess is Yan Qi playing, he actually put the cannon in front of Tao Ping's cart, isn't this giving Tao Gongzi to eat for nothing?"
"That's it, although Yan Qi is good at guessing riddles, his chess skills are really not good, and he is not as good as me."
"Look, it won't take a while, just three or two moves, this game of chess will be over, hey, if Xiao Tiangongzi plays chess, he can hold on for a while, but Yan Qi is really ......"
Speaking of which, I can't say any more.
The audience was full of sneers, only Xiao Cuimei's beautiful eyes blinked, looking at Yan Qi, her eyes were full of moist tenderness, and she was very distressed. I thought silently in my heart: It seems that I really have to teach Yan Qi to play chess.
And ashamedly imagined that if he was willing to learn, I would teach him in the boudoir, without anyone to disturb him, and be alone with him, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?
There is another person, who is not cynical, that is, Xiao Tiangongzi.
He pondered Yan Qi's behavior of blocking the car, frowned, and was very puzzled.
This step actually blocked the way out of the Tao Ping cart.
If Tao Ping's cart does not come out, he will not be able to cooperate with Tao Ping's very powerful slot horse.
A single horse will be an immortal veteran, useless.
However, Brother Yan's step to block the car is a drop in the bucket, like a strong man who is going to die, and he was eaten by Tao Ping's car casually.
It's just a vain death.
The only effect is to delay a move.
Then, after eating the cannon, Taupin's cart was still unstoppable and unstoppable.
Everyone was very entangled by Yan Qi's move to block the car, anyway, no one understood the true meaning of this move.
Tao Ping took a sip of tea, grabbed the car and ate the cannon that Yan Qi sent to his mouth, and ridiculed Yan Qi: "Since you are so generous, then I will laugh at it." Hehe, the mantis arm is a car, just killing yourself, just to block my step, to sacrifice the cannon, you can really be enough. ”
"Yan Qi, you stinky chess basket, you continue to play chess, I see what kind of stinky chess you can play."
"Then you'll have to see it clearly."
Yan Qi smiled mysteriously, and suddenly sank the other cannon to the bottom: "General! ”
Tao Ping's cart used to sink to the bottom, and after eating Yan Qi's cannon, he went on the second route.
At the bottom, General Yan Qi was given a chance.
Tao Ping said disdainfully: "Sacrifice one of your cannons, just to let another cannon sink to the bottom general?" It's a pity, these are all useless tricks, I'm solid here, just a cannon, can't make a wave, it's really funny! ”
Tao Ping dropped the flying phase and shrugged: "See, if I drop the phase, your cannon will not have any effect." I really don't understand, what effect can it do to use this kind of extremely crude trick against me, it can only make people laugh off their big teeth. ”