Chapter 20 Inaction and Underconduct
When he arrived at the cleaned room and lay on the bed, Gao Longzang slept heartlessly and snorely, not even being alert in the past. Xue Mo got up at night and covered him with a quilt, and he didn't know it. I was handcuffed to the police station overnight last night, and I tossed so many things during the day, and the people who were beaten with iron would also be tired.
Of course, the key is that he knows that since Second Sister Sun lives here, it is safer here, so he also sleeps soundly. She is a female god, and ordinary bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods can't enter.
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Before dawn the next morning, Gao Longzang got up. It was about half-past four, which was his usual time of getting up. Less than five hours of deep sleep made him stand up and be fierce.
ran to the yard, played a set of punches and kicks smoothly, and for more than half an hour, his whole body was full of Tai. This is a compulsory course for him to practice every day, unless he is locked in the special circumstances of the police station, he will not be able to move rain or shine under normal circumstances.
Practicing the family, kung fu is the capital. And kung fu is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat. There is no shortage of martial arts geniuses in the world, but even geniuses must have diligent practice as the foundation, otherwise everything will be in the mirror.
After some punches and kicks, Gao Longzang then sat down cross-legged, as if an old monk had settled down. A slight heat flow in the body slowly flowed in the limbs of the torso, but once it reached the position of the perineal point in the middle of the legs, there was a sudden pain that penetrated deep into the soul, and even Gao Longzang's endurance was almost unable to bear it. Trembling and sweating profusely, the pain instantly spread all over the body, and the whole person seemed to be about to fall apart.
"Hey, it looks like it's still no fun!" With a soft sigh, Gao Longzang stood up and put away his luck thoughts. Although Chen Qihuang promised to find a way to treat it, he himself longed for a miracle to appear suddenly one day - what if it would automatically heal without treatment? It's just that the ideal plump and realistic skinny feeling are always not good.
At this moment, the door of the main house also opened, and Second Sister Sun walked out wearing a thin practice uniform. In his hand, he carried a cooked copper stick about 80 centimeters long and the thickness of an egg.
Cooked copper sticks! Well, this guy doesn't weigh lightly. Especially in the hands of a woman like a flower, the visual contrast is too strong. Of course, she can be regarded as a man, and it will not feel so awkward from such an angle.
"Wake up pretty early." Second Sister Sun glanced at the pair of peach blossom eyes and stared at Gao Longzang. In fact, she woke up from Gao Longzang's bed, but since she knew that it was Gao Longzang, she immediately fell asleep again. slept for more than half an hour, and this was her time to practice.
Of course, even at this time, it was still not light. It's not that she got up late, it's that Gao Longzang got up too early.
The pain in Gao Longzang's body gradually disappeared, and then he smiled: "Look at your thin layer of practice clothes, and you don't wear a bra, it simply prompts men to commit crimes, hey." ”
"There's a kind of you coming, I'm afraid you don't have that ability, hey." Second Sister Sun waved the cooked copper stick in her hand and said with a smile. She didn't have the "ability" when she said it, and I don't know if it was the "ability" in the fists and feet, or the "ability" in the crotch, or both.
Then ignoring Gao Longzang's aggressive eyes, Second Sister Sun waved it with a cooked copper stick, and she was full of tigers. The clothes are thin, and the clothes are flying, and the floating corners of the clothes reveal a piece of white flesh on Xiaoman's waist from time to time, all of which are cheap Gao Longzang, but Second Sister Sun doesn't care about these.
Seeing Second Sister Sun's stick method, Gao Longzang knew that this girl had not made progress for two years. It is estimated that the internal strength cultivation has stopped, but the stick method of external strength is still much more refined than before.
When we met the day before yesterday, if it wasn't for Second Sister Sun's defenselessness, if it wasn't for the rolling pin being taken away by him, if it weren't for Gao Longzang's natural advantage as a man, if it weren't for Second Sister Sun's impossibility of using all her strength with him...... In short, it is actually difficult for Gao Longzang to win this Tough Girl.
Of course, if Su Yunhang's fifteen thugs were taught a lesson, instead of a rolling pin but this cooked copper stick, it is estimated that it would not be a group of serious injuries, and I am afraid that there will be a number of lives.
It's also understandable why this chick has been carrying a rolling pin at home. She was skilled in the use of weapons of this shape, but a delicate woman holding a cooked brass stick would be too shocking to use a rolling pin instead. Anyway, it's not a big deal for people to have a rolling pin, so you won't find it strange.
Call! The practice is finally over, and there is already a touch of fish belly white in the east. Second Sister Sun sat beside Gao Longzang with sweat, holding the cooked copper stick in both hands.
At this time, she touched Gao Longzang's lower abdomen with a big grin, and even rubbed it gently, and her soft little hands made Gao Longzang uncomfortable. "Hey, it seems wrong with you just now, something went wrong with your practice."
"I thought you really wanted to touch it, a kind of touching it down." Gao Longzang grinned.
Hum! Second Sister Sun really grabbed it suddenly, almost grabbing Gao Longzang's eyes.
Second Sister Sun clapped her hands proudly and said, "Is it really a mistake in practice?" ”
Gao Longzang pursed his lips: "Well, that's the kind of egg pain I said." Once you get lucky enough to get to that area, your whole body will hurt to death. Sometimes, even if there is that kind of thinking between men and women, there will be signs of pain when you move, and you must forcibly suppress it. Unless there are no signs of pain occasionally, you should ...... What's that......"
"Dio!" Second Sister Sun sighed, "If you can't get up when there are women around, and when you don't have women, it's rare to see 'get up', what a tragedy." ”
Gao Longzang had a bitter face: "Actually, basically every time you 'can't do it', there will be no woman around you - how can it be so coincidental." ”
"So how to solve it? It's not going to suffocate, haha! Second Sister Sun smiled heartlessly again, staring at Gao Longzang shyly, and smiled shamelessly, "I know, it must be a masturbation, you are the 'brother', hey!" ”
Gao Longzang had long been accustomed to this girl's lack of slipping, and he didn't sneer at each other, but just asked, "What about you?" What is wrong with the 'heart knot' you mentioned yesterday? ”
This time, it was Second Sister Sun's turn to be worried, and she shook her head with a sad face: "Let me tell you clearly, it is the excess of yin qi that has blocked some veins." A famous doctor in the rivers and lakes gave me a pulse and said that I might be closer to the pure yin physique. You know, I'm so violent and masculine in this kung fu, so there is a conflict. In short, there is a lot of yin qi accumulation, and there is no way to vent it. She said that if it takes a long time, I am afraid that it will not only hinder cultivation, but may even lead to some physical diseases. ”
Gao Longzang said: "Is there really no way to solve it? Otherwise, when I can contact Chen Qihuang, I will also help you ask. ”
Second Sister Sun shook her head and said, "No need, there is no need to alarm Chen Qihuang's old medicine box for this matter." In fact, the famous doctor I asked clearly told me that it is very easy to get rid of these yin qi, that is...... Ahem. ”
"What's it?" Gao Longzang didn't understand this.
Second Sister Sun rarely showed some embarrassment, and said, "It's just to find a man with a pure yang physique...... Do 'that' a few times. The second Ao, the old lady is really a tragedy! Don't laugh, otherwise the old lady will break off your friendship! ”
Gao Longzang's eyes widened, but he didn't smile, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "Ahem, what did you say yesterday about 'heart knots', mysterious ......."
"Bastard, in front of your blind girl, how can the old lady explain it?!" Second Sister Sun said angrily, "Does the old lady have to say that the root of the disease is 'owing CAO'?" ”
Burst! Gao Longzang almost sprayed her with blood. Owe CAO! That's how she can describe it. But to be honest, the root of her illness is indeed ...... owes CAO.
Zhente Mom was speechless.
"Hey!" Second Sister Sun sighed faintly, "You say, with my mentality, can I let a man do it?" Can you? Next Olympics! This is not the most critical, the key is that even if the old lady can figure it out and endure being by a man a few times, where can I find a man with a pure yang physique? Although this kind of physique is not unique, it is similar to describe it as 'one in ten thousand'. Grandma drops, my mother and I are like a flower, but I can't find a suitable man if I want to. ”
The corners of Gao Longzang's mouth twitched again, and he was silent, as if he had a lot on his mind.
Second Sister Sun noticed the abnormality and slapped him hard: "What do you think about the bastard, don't think about those obscene thoughts!" ”
"No ......" Gao Longzang looked at her a little embarrassed, seemed to hesitate, rubbed his head and said, "Second sister, to be serious, you must not be annoyed." ”
"If you fart, let it go!" Second Sister Sun snorted and said.
Gao Longzang said embarrassedly: "This ...... That's what I am...... Pure Yang Body, cough cough...... Don't be annoyed, it's Chen Qihuang's old medicine box that said. ”
Brush! Second Sister Sun's face turned white in an instant, and the towering Jade Girl Peak rose and fell.