Text Chapter 411 The cowhide exploded
Ding Song was very depressed.
was overlooked for a while, and was humiliated by a small family.
Isn't he illiterate? Why do you answer the question so well?
If you are lucky, it must be that this little family is too lucky.
The blind cat ran into a dead mouse.
His grandmother, look at me and don't kill you.
I don't believe you've been so lucky.
Ding Song was angry, his face was pale, and he snorted: "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow. ”
Yan Qi didn't even think about it, and blurted out: "Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with a thick mouth and a hollow belly." ”
Yikes!
The crowd exclaimed again.
"Oh my God, what the hell is going on? Xiao Jiading didn't even think about it, so he came out? ”
"O man of God."
"This pair can't even match me, how could Yan Qi blurt it out? Blinded, must be blinded. ”
……
"This ......"
Ding Song was dumbfounded, and Tie Qing's face turned dark: "Yan Qi, ...... you Why are you right again? ”
Yan Qi smiled with a smile on his face: "Luck, luck." ”
The more humble you are, the more you look at it makes people angry.
Ding Songhu grimaced: "I don't believe that your luck can always be so good." ”
Yan Qi said: "In the final analysis, it's still your couplet, if it's really difficult, even if I'm lucky, it's useless, Dean Ding, what do you say?" ”
"This ......" Ding Song hesitated.
"Please, you have a difficult question."
"Vertical arrogance!"
Ding Song was furious, and no matter how good his cultivation was, he was squeezed by Yan Qi to reveal his original form, and with his hands behind his back, he circled around the hall.
Grandma bear, I must come up with an absolute.
Yan Qi is too arrogant.
There was silence in the room.
No one dared to speak, for fear of affecting Ding Song's thoughts.
"Hey, there it is."
Ding Song smiled proudly, pointed to the beam of the house, and said: "The summer mouse is cool and the beam is cool, and the pen is drawn to the cat to scare the summer mouse." ”
"Good!"
The students and talents applauded.
"Dean Ding is really talented, it's September now, the heat is unbearable, the mouse is cool on the beam, drew a cat, and scared the mouse away, this mouse is too timid."
"And the implication is extraordinary, who is a mouse and who is a painted cat, obviously, with a strong irony."
"It's very creative, and it's really difficult to get on the sharp and agile downlink."
……
The crowd was amazed.
An Qing, who had been silent, secretly applauded in her heart.
Although Ding Song is arrogant, loves to pretend to be forks, and likes to play music, his knowledge is definitely not blown, and it can be called a vast sea.
The first two pairs, while wonderful, are most likely prepared in advance and are well thought out.
However, the summer rat is cool and the pen is depicted to frighten the summer mouse, this is a work of inspiration, and it must not be fake.
Who can compare with this urgency and talent?
An Qing is very knowledgeable, frowned and thought for a long time, her pink face was flushed, she was as bright as a rose, her delicate face was hot, and there was no suitable downlink.
She looked sideways at Yan Qi and couldn't help but worry about him.
"I'm afraid that this pair, Seventh Brother will also ......"
She shook her head slightly, her red lips pursed tightly, a little anxious, but she was also more expected by Yan Qi.
Ding Song came up with an almost absolute couplet, he was very proud, and with an arrogant smile, he ridiculed Yan Qi: "Little family Ding, I didn't want to bully you, so as not to say that I bullied the small with the big and the young with the old." But you're so crazy that if I don't make a move, you'll be fine. ”
"I just want to educate you with this couplet, and let you know what it means to be a learned Confucian! I, Ding Song, why can I sit in the seat of the dean of the Witty Sayings Study? Moreover, I want to tell you that a family member is a family member, only equipped with washing dishes and dishes, and doing such a high-level thing as learning, or leave it to me, haha. ”
Yan Qi snorted and laughed: "If you chant a pair casually, it's called absolute?" If you say so, the pairs in the world are absolute. ”
"Little Jiading, are you still hard-mouthed?"
Ding Songhou jumped in front of Yan Qi anxiously: "You are so arrogant, you dare to rob me?" You really have no culture! ”
"You know, a hard mouth needs strength to back it up, you say my pair is not absolute? Okay, well, as long as you can match this pair, I will admit that this pair is not absolute. But can you do it? Even if I give you a year, if you want to break your head, you won't be right. ”
Yan Qi laughed: "It still takes a year? Cut, funny. ”
Ding Song snorted: "Then how long will it take you?" ”
Yan Qi poked out a finger: "Flick your fingers." ”
Rely on!
This b let the little family pretend to be on the moon.
When everyone exclaimed, there was a boo.
No one would believe Yan Qi's words, this is outrageous.
An Qing also looked sideways.
Looking at Yan Qi's clear and elegant eyes, he couldn't guess Yan Qi's thoughts.
Ding Song laughed wildly: "With a flick of your fingers? Hehe, it's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. ”
Yan Qi pouted: "Don't laugh, as soon as you bare your teeth, the room is full of smell." ”
Ding Songhu asked with a face: "Don't come to that set!" Little family, yes, you're right. ”
Yan Qi said: "Right now." ”
Ding Song said word by word: "The summer mouse is cool, and the pen is drawn to the cat to scare the summer mouse." ”
Yan Qi said loudly: "Hungry chickens steal rice, call children to pick up stones and fight hungry chickens." ”
"Oh my God."
"Mom, mom, Yan Qi is really right, it's incredible. Flat rhyme, neat battle, artistic conception than the summer mouse, more than the better. Hungry chickens are a perfect match for summer mice. ”
"God-man, is he really a little familyman? I have been studying hard for decades in the cold window, and I can't hear anything outside the window, but I can't beat a little family member who can't read anything? It's sad, it's so sad. ”
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The students and teachers looked at Yan Qi, their excited eyes glowing green, envy, jealousy and hatred, and their feelings were super complicated.
An Qing's beautiful eyes flowed, looking at Yan Qi with affection, her red lips smiled lightly, her chest bulged and undulated, and she looked like she was impressed by Yan Qi.
The most shocking thing is Ding Song.
I thought that with this 'summer rat' absolutely, Yan Qi's arrogance would be suppressed.
But where did I think that this guy is really powerful, and he actually made the next link of 'hungry chicken'.
Paralyzed, pity my absolutely.
The most embarrassing thing is that the cowhide blew three times, but it was ruthlessly punctured by Yan Qi.
The cowhide exploded.
How good is that?
Ding Song didn't stand or sit, he was in a panic, and he didn't know where to put his hands.
Yan Qi looked left and right as if he was fine, looking bored.
Everyone else was so excited that they cried and wiped their tears, but this guy seemed to be commonplace, and his mood was very stable.
He looked at Ding Song: "Dean Ding, your summer rat is absolutely, I flicked my fingers and hit it, this 'absolutely' is really good, I am fortunate to be flicked." ”
"Don't be arrogant!"
Ding Song shouted: "Look at me again, let you see my awesomeness......"
"Stop, you stop me."
Yan Qi snorted coldly: "You don't know how to count!" Miss An Qing just said that each team can only come up with three questions, and you have all three chances, so it's my turn to come up with the questions. ”
"Huh? This ......"
Ding Song was anxious to scratch the wall, and when the words came to his lips, he had to hold back.