Chapter 1266: Professional Troll
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Yan Qi bowed his hand to An Sihai with a look of admiration: "Lord Yushi opened his mouth, and Yang Ke was dizzy, and his soul was shocked, and the adults trembled, like walking on thin ice. I have to say that even if it's a sewer, it can't spray the sharp mouth of Lord Goshi. ”
"Hey......
An Sihai looked proud, but after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, his eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Where are you kid praising me, clearly scolding me for being a troll." ”
Yan Qi added: "I'm still a professional troll." ”
An Sihai shook his head angrily.
Yan Qi's words changed: "If Lord Yushi can spew a great river and mountain for Dahua, then why not be a professional troll?" I spray so I am, spray him all over the world, spray him and be happy. ”
"Haha, well said, well said."
An Sihai laughed, and pressed his big hand on Yan Qi's shoulder: "That's right, spray him all over the world, spray him with fun, from today on, I won't be alone, you and the old man will spray feces together, spray him on his back and turn over ......"
Yan Qi Khan: Oh my mother, I still have to spray feces......
An Sihai smiled and explained: "Yang Ke is big dung, let's spray him, referred to as squirting dung." ”
Ha ha!
These two hooligans, one big and one small, looked at each other and laughed.
An Sihai was very interested, although it was already late at night, he won a big victory today, and he didn't feel tired, so he didn't go home, but followed Yan Qi back to Yan Qi's new home.
"Brother Seventh is back."
As soon as Yan Qi's sedan chair arrived at the door, he heard a warm voice reaching his ears.
Not Huayi's voice.
An Sihai frowned when he heard this voice.
This voice was all too familiar to him.
The voice of "Seventh Brother ......" is not only warm, but also full of sweetness.
An Sihai was angry and laughed, opened it, didn't even look at it, and snorted: "Seventh brother doesn't, dad has one, do you want it?" ”
It was An Qing who was standing outside.
She was dressed in a green cotton skirt, with a lace buttoned hat, picturesque eyebrows, curved eyelashes, and red lips with a gentle smile, and was about to open the curtain and ask Yan Qi for warmth.
But where did I think that it was not the beloved Seventh Brother who came out head-on, but the rogue father.
An Qing was stunned, and her beautiful eyes flashed: "Dad, why are you here?" ”
An Sihai snorted: "I should have asked you, why are you here in the middle of the night?" ”
"Me
…… This ......"
An Qing smiled gently, although she was not panicked, she was not easy to answer.
In the middle of the night, when you came to Yan Qi, can you tell me clearly?
Yan Qi came out of it and laughed: "Qing'er is here, I almost forgot, I asked you to come to my house yesterday to discuss the affairs of the Gewu Academy, after all, you are the dean of the Gewu Academy, and there are changes in the Gewu Academy now, and you still need to consult them." ”
An Qingmei's eyes blinked: "Dad, it was the seventh brother who asked me to discuss the reorganization of the Gewu Academy." ”
"Cut!"
Where is An Sihai willing to believe, and muttered in a low voice: "If you want to cover it, I will believe it?" In my opinion, you are sending B ...... in the middle of the night."
Yan Qi pricked up his ears and listened really.
Depend on!
This old man is full of meaty words.
An Qing didn't hear clearly, and asked, "Dad, what do you say I will send in the middle of the night?" ”
"Ahem......"
An Sihai also knew that it was a little inappropriate to talk about his daughter like this, but he was used to being unscrupulous, and unintentionally, he used his hooligan habits on An Qing.
An Qing was puzzled: "Dad, you said, I came to Seventh Brother here, what did I send in the middle of the night?"
"This ......"
An Sihai hesitated: "It's midnight...... Send warmth, haha, yes, it's the middle of the night to send warmth. ”
An Qing pursed her red soft lips: "It looks like you want to talk and stop, it's so weird." ”
She didn't pursue An Sihai, took Yan Qi's arm, and entered the door together.
Yan Qi blew into her ear: "Do you know what your father said about you just now?" ”
An Qing looked curious: "I don't know, Brother Qi heard it." ”
"That's nature."
"What did my dad say?"
"Qing'er wants to hear it?"
"Of course."
"Don't be mad when you hear that."
"I've always been mild-mannered, how can I be mad?"
"Well, your dad just said that you sent B ...... in the middle of the night."
An Qing's coquettish face was covered with a drunken red: "You really heard my father say that?" Say I'll send it in the middle of the night? ”
Yan Qi looked at An Qing's plump and bulging chest: "I swear by Qing'er's chest, if I lie, I will never be able to touch it." ”
"Okay."
An Qing turned around and grabbed a feather duster.
Yan Qi couldn't hold back a wicked smile: "Qing'er, don't be angry." ”
"If you don't do it now, when will you wait?"
An Qing grabbed the feather duster, paced small steps, and 'hunted' An Sihai.
An Sihai in his heart
ashamed, ran around the yard one by one: "Qing'er, what are you doing?" beats his father and scolds his mother, but he is not filial. ”
An Qing chased the murderer: "You old rascal, you also said that I sent B in the middle of the night, I am your daughter, and you also said it so ugly, I fought to top the reputation of an unfilial girl, and I also got this bad breath." ”
"Oops."
An Sihai's expression was sneering: "I didn't say it, Qing'er, this is nonsense." ”
An Qing snorted arrogantly: "It was Brother Seventh who told me, you don't want to play tricks." ”
An Sihai pointed at Yan Qi and stomped his feet angrily: "Stinky boy, you are informant again, believe it or not, I will join you tomorrow, so that you can't do it?" ”
Yan Qi stood at the door, watching An Sihai being chased by An Qing in embarrassment, and running away, laughing: "An Yushi, if you want to join me tomorrow, no problem, but you better escape tonight first." ”
An Sihai shouted in despair: "Good son-in-law save me." ”
"Hey......
Yan Qi entered the house, slammed the door shut, and a voice floated out of the window: "Rogue father-in-law, I'm waiting for you to drink." ”
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An Sihai was finally blocked in the corner by An Qing.
He was out of breath and begged for mercy again and again: "Qing'er, good Qing'er, you can spare your father." My body is bones, and I don't need to be beaten. ”
An Qing's cheeks flushed: "What do you mean when you say I send B in the middle of the night?" ”
An Sihai grinned: "Dad just told the truth......"
An Qing stomped her foot anxiously: "Anyone with a discerning eye can see it, and I want you to say, do you have to hurt your daughter like this?" Besides, what's wrong with me sending B in the middle of the night? Yan Qi is my man, I can send it whenever I want, during the day, and at night, can you control it? ”
"I can't control it, I really can't control it."
An Sihai trembled, immediately changed his words, and gave a thumbs up: "Dad admires you, women, you have to fight for sex for yourself. Fu, you have to send it, the more active you send, the happier your dad is. ”
An Qing's cheeks were crimson and delicate. panting and staring at An Sihai: "Are you serious? ”
An Sihai puffed out his chest: "Naturally it's true, my father wants to hold his grandson as soon as possible, seeing that others have grandchildren, my father is hungry to death." Dad, day and night, I look forward to when I will have a grandson to play with. ”
"Hmph, you old rascal reacts quickly."
An Qing threw away the chicken feather blanket, turned her head and left, and dropped a sentence: "Hurry up and handle my marriage with Brother Qi, don't wait for the grandchildren to be born, the wedding banquet hasn't been held yet, I don't care about reputation, it's you who are ashamed." ”
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