Chapter 7: Little Fu Doesn't Fight
"Fu Dian, I said that we are a family, is it right or not?"
As Liu Xie spoke, the smile on his face gradually became richer, and he began to take bait.
"Of course!"
Fu Dian rubbed his eyes and said with a big mouth: "So the family doesn't talk about two families, brother-in-law, don't be angry, I know I just said something wrong." ”
"No, you're right."
As soon as these words came out, even Fu Shou was shocked.
Okay, why did the Son of Heaven begin to admit his mistake?
Besides, today's events are clearly wrong.
Just when both of them were puzzled, Liu Xie pretended to let out a long sigh, lowered his head, and his head shook like a rattle.
"Indeed, judging from the current situation, I am just a wooden man, maybe not even a wooden man, right? But I'm also working hard, just now I was telling your sister that I just sent someone from Cao Zihuan to ask for military power. ”
"What?!"
Hearing these two words, Fu Dian's eyes lit up, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he suddenly became excited: "Brother-in-law, no!" Your Majesty, how many troops are you coming? Lakh? Fifty thousand? Or ten thousand? ”
"Neither."
Liu Xie waved his hand and stretched out a finger to him.
"It's only a thousand......"
Suddenly, Fu Dian seemed to have withered, and the sharp qi released at that moment just now suddenly disappeared.
"Alas! A thousand people, or a thousand people, is better than nothing, brother-in-law, if you are like this, do you dare to divide three hundred people to rule for me, and I will protect your safety! ”
Yo?
This kid obviously has something to say.
Liu Xie quickly thought in his heart, could it be that there are not many records in history, but in fact, there are also impressive abilities?
Or is it that his crossing has led to a butterfly effect, and even the original little people may have risen?
Thinking of this, Liu Xie had a stronger sense of expectation in his heart, and out of "goodwill", he did not tell him the cruel and pale truth, but asked: "Give people to you?" I'm afraid that's not going to work, what can you teach them? Drink??? ”
"Drinking?"
Fu Dian smiled and sneered.
"Brother-in-law, you are looking at so-and-so! Drinking is just my hobby, life is aggrieved, I don't drink some wine, I'm afraid I'll be angry to death, I don't talk big, do you know my father's nickname? ”
"Do you want to fight?"
Liu Xie tried his best to control his emotions, but he still said these three words with a smile.
Fu Budou is indeed the nickname of his old man's pole, and these three words are still handed down by their ancestors.
Since Fu Zhan, these three words have become the code name of their family.
Without further ado, let's go straight to the picture.
"The Book of the Later Han Dynasty: The Biography of Fu Zhan" has a record: At the beginning, since Fu Sheng, the scriptures have been passed down from generation to generation, and there is no competition, so the Dongzhou number is 'Fu Bu Dou'.
In other words, it is their old Fu family, every generation, they are unwilling to compete with others, whether it is business, or later after becoming officials, in terms of government and politics, their family will always be the quiet and good baby.
Definitely will not jump out and directly start a war with others, spraying.
However, this is not a good thing.
Why is Fu Dian not ashamed now, but proud?
He is very good at temperament, but it doesn't seem necessary to pretend to be this force.
Liu Xie looked at him with some puzzlement.
And Fu Dian stroked his messy hair, posed very middle-of-the-way, and showed off unashamedly: "Brother-in-law, from now on, I am recognized as 'Xiao Fu Budou'!" Do you know what this means? ”
"I don't know."
Liu Xie hugged his arms, gently leaned on Fu Shou's shoulder, and watched him pretending to be forced so quietly.
His set of operations is very fascinating, but we don't dare to say, we don't dare to ask, Liu Xie is only looking forward to his wonderful explanation.
"Don't know?"
Fu Dian snorted angrily: "Brother-in-law, you're not joking with me, are you?" Such a tough drink nickname, you don't even know? Looks like I'm going to give you a good explanation. ”
Saying that, Fu Dian became serious for the first time, his eyes were awe-inspiring, and he said in a deep voice: "Of course, first of all, I have to say the three words 'Fu Budou', which is not good, it is a kind of ridicule of others to our Fu family, but that is all in the past, and now I am different from them." ”
"Fudian!"
Those who pretend to be forced will always be struck by lightning.
Without waiting for Liu Xie to say anything, Fu Shou couldn't listen anymore, and just wanted to reprimand him, but he didn't want to hear Liu Xie quietly stop it.
"Ah Shou, let him continue, I look at him like this, it seems to be a little different."
"Your Majesty......"
As a sister, she must have a certain understanding of her brother to a greater or lesser extent, can she not know how many catties and taels Fu Dian has?
She was afraid that if she continued, she would lose the face of the Fu family!
But Fu Dian was unhappy: "Sister, can you let me finish my words?" Brother-in-law, although others call me Xiaofu Bu Fight, but this 'no fight' is not the other 'no fight', my 'no fight' refers to the meaning of not being able to fight with me, because my kung fu is invincible in the world! ”
"Shut up!"
Finally, under his god-like performance, Fu Shou couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped it directly.
"Just you? Also kung fu? When I first learned martial arts with my father, I couldn't even beat it! If you dare to say big things again, without Your Majesty dealing with you, I will now ask someone to drag you out and beat you severely! ”
"Sister, how old am I, now I'm just embarrassed to let you fight, are you embarrassed to start?"
I didn't know that Fu Diana learned this hooligan look, and one sentence almost choked Fu Shou.
Liu Xie smiled when he heard this, and his interest in him became a little stronger.
"Hearing is false, seeing is believing, you see, even your sister doesn't believe it, I think, why don't you just demonstrate it here to prove yourself?"
After listening to his words, Fu Dian pouted and shook his head: "Brother-in-law, I don't care if my reputation is not, anyway, my sister looks down on me for a day or two, I will ask you, if I give you a demonstration and shock you, can you send some soldiers to bring me at that time?" ”
"Naturally."
It's over, and Liu Xie agreed very simply.
Fu Dian was not ambiguous, after shaking his head, he directly turned three heels upside down, and then his body sank down, and he heard a soft bang!
Looking at it again, the two floor tiles under his feet at this moment actually had cracks!
it!
Nima!
This is a ruthless man!
What kind of kung fu is this?
Jack Fall?!
I earned it today!
Unintentionally, he found out that Fu Dian was a martial arts master, and this wave was true that Liu Xie did not expect it!
Looking at the scene in front of him, Liu Xie was very surprised, and at the same time, he was still ecstatic in his heart, knowing that he was in the same vein, Fu Shou was so powerful, was Fu Dian really a waste?
Well, if you put him to good use, you know what kind of effect it can play!
"Hahaha!"
Fu Dian looked at the surprised eyes of the couple in front of him, couldn't help laughing, brushed his hair, raised the corners of his mouth to look at them, and asked in a show-off manner: "How is it, sister, brother-in-law, my hand is not bad, right?" Brother-in-law, let's talk about it, I'll bring the three hundred soldiers! ”
Liu Xie walked out of the surprise one step ahead of Fu Shou, and resisted the ecstasy in his heart, but he still did not leak his face and filled the pit.
"It's not impossible to bring you troops, but it's not three hundred."
As soon as he heard this, Fu Dian misunderstood what Liu Xie meant, and he was even more energetic, and his eyes lit up: "It's not three hundred, is it that brother-in-law, you have taken back a million army?" Want to give me 300,000 troops? ”
Liu Xie rolled his eyes, if Lao Tzu had an army of 300,000, he would still be here???
Helplessly and slightly embarrassed, he shook his head at him and corrected: "Brother-in-law, where am I going to get you 300,000 troops?" Anyway, we've already said that I won't hide it from you, and I can allocate enough soldiers to you...... Thirty people! ”
"What...... What the?! ”
Hearing this number, Fu Dian's eyes darkened, and he couldn't wait to directly die and count the ball!