Chapter 147: Demon Prince, Sassy Thing

"Hey, don't believe me."

Looking at Guo Yu's disgusted expression, Cheng Qiyang was energetic, he pointed at himself with his fingers, glared and said: "Uncle beating a child is a well-known handsome young man in northern Xinjiang, and he looks like a pretty person, and the people who want to marry the uncle can line up from the palace to the south gate of the royal city!" ”

Guo Yu, who knocked on the melon seeds bought by the trustee, nodded again and again, "Oh, it's amazing." ”

"Hmph, that's not it!" Cheng Qiyang shook his head proudly.

"But even though there are many people, none of them can be eye-catching. Uncle, who am I? Cheng Qiyang, the world's most beautiful man! Just dress up casually, none of those sisters look better than me, do you think I can take a fancy to it? Alas, this appearance is too handsome, and sometimes it is not a good thing. That's why, sometimes I really envy you, uncle. ”

Cheng Qiyang sighed and patted Guo Yu's shoulder.

“?”

"I can't look down on it, I haven't been messing with those sisters who are still good-looking over the years. Although I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, I always got to know a lot of beauties. You just say a request, whether it's gentle, spicy, small jasper, Boda is good, or even with a handle... No matter what the conditions, no matter how tricky it is, I can find it out for you, uncle! ”

Cheng Qiyang said confidently.

"No need, thank you."

Guo Yu shook his head and said, "You should keep those beauties, uncle." ”

"Outside, aren't you? Who is with... Ah, uncle, I see. ”

Cheng Qiyang clapped his hands, "I almost forgot, you stupid eyes seem to be very high, and you can even turn a blind eye to my pair of lovely maids who recommend themselves to the pillow, tsk..."

He lowered his head and muttered for a moment, and then his eyes lit up, "Why don't you introduce my sister to you, although she is a little arrogant, but her appearance is not bad, at least she can be compared with my uncle, and it can be regarded as cheap for you..."

"Are you, the prince of Northern Xinjiang, idle enough to be a matchmaker?"

Guo Yu pursed his lips, "With this kung fu, you might as well think about how to deal with the good Uncle Wang who beat you to the Qinglou." ”

Although Cheng Qiyang has already been seen, and the next action has a goal, the situation is still not optimistic.

After all, even if they could get the support of the Right Virtuous King, they would only have 20,000 troops and horses. Cheng Xiaoya has nearly 100,000 soldiers under his hands, and if he is not careful, he will end up losing all the games.

"Isn't that you? I'll worry about which round to get the uncle. ”

Cheng Qiyang clasped his nose nonchalantly, "Those who can work hard, I am responsible for being as beautiful as a flower, and you are responsible for fighting the world for me who is as beautiful as a flower." ”

“… If you have the opportunity, you can go to the Northern Song Dynasty. ”

Guo Yu pouted and said: "There is a person named Zhao Qingxuan in Xiangzhou who has a beating sex with you, I believe you two can get along very happily." ”

"King Song is famous, if I have free time, I will go to pay a visit."

Cheng Qiyang yawned and stood up from his seat, "General Guo, rest easy, the situation is not as bad as you imagined." Cheng Xiaoya's side is not an iron bucket, and when the war starts in the future, it may be possible to go directly to half of the military horses in his hand. ”

Guo Yu's action of swallowing melon seeds suddenly froze.

Since Cheng Xiaoya raised his army, he first won the support of several major clans such as the Wanyan family, and then successively pacified all the forces that resisted him in northern Xinjiang. Today, he can almost be said to be a veritable lord of the barbarians, with 100,000 soldiers in his hands. The forces of all parties are even more subservient to him. On this northern frontier, Cheng Xiaoya can be said to be intimidating.

However, listening to the meaning of Cheng Qiyang's words now, he seems to have a way to teach those tribes who are under Cheng Xiaoya's command to turn against each other, which inevitably makes Guo Yu's heart feel relieved.

If this is the case, there will be almost no gap between the strength of Cheng Qiyang and Cheng Xiaoya, and there is no need for him to stay in this northern frontier anymore, as long as he is sent to Dongwu City, he can slip away.

However, if it was really so easy, how could Cheng Qiyang and Cheng Qixue fall to such a point?

"Could it be... Do you have a way to get half of Cheng Xiaoya's army to defect to your camp? ”

Guo Yu frowned and muttered, "What method is so powerful?" It is you who hold in your hands the little secrets that the chiefs of the tribes cannot be known; Or do you have the spirit of the legendary king and come to the front of the two armies, and as soon as your tiger body is shaken, those individuals will bow their heads and surrender? ”

After listening to Guo Yu's words, Cheng Qiyang was stunned at first, and then sneered: "You stupid bastard, you have read too much of the book, you are still angry, where is there such a thing in this world." ”

He explained: "There is a person in the Wanyan family who has a good relationship with the royal family, and she is also a pivotal figure in the Wanyan family. ”

Saying that, Cheng Qiyang spread his hands, "It's a pity that she hasn't been gone for a long time." Otherwise, where can my Uncle Wang still be like this, I'm afraid that he will be cut down by her old man just after he started the army. ”

Guo Yu, who was still looking forward to this, heard this, and directly threw the melon seed skin on the table towards Cheng Qiyang, "You can still say a few handfuls when the people are gone." ”

"Didn't I finish it... A few days ago, that person sent us a letter, and Sister Wang, who had been hiding in the Zuixiang Building with me, went to see her. Counting the days, it's almost time for Sister Wang to come back. ”

Cheng Qiyang didn't react in a hurry for a while, and was thrown away by Guo Yu. He immediately raised his eyebrows and said with some complaint: "What are you doing? ”

He stomped his feet and said angrily: "The slave family will go dancing later, how can you go out to meet people if you stain the slave family's clothes!" ”

"Grandma Li!"

Guo Yu unceremoniously grabbed the remaining melon seed skin, "Don't be sassy, Lao Tzu won't eat you." ”

"Hmph, I'm hiding!"

Cheng Qiyang twisted his waist and dodged all the skins. He raised his eyebrows and grinned, tight

Then he deliberately turned around and twisted his hips at Guo Yu.

"Can't fight, big fool!"

"Nima got the hammer!"

Guo Yu stood up from his chair suddenly, "If you don't scream today, this little slut, this general won't be surnamed Guo!" ”

"The slave family is going to dance, so I won't continue to entangle with the general!"

Cheng Qiyang quickly pushed the door out, and before leaving, he turned around and threw a wink at Guo Yu.

"You must wait for the slave family, wait for the slave family to come back and call the general~"

"It's called Nima! Draft poop! ”

Guo Yu, who was numb by Cheng Qiyang's delicate voice, grabbed the teacup on the table and stucked towards the door.

"Bang!"

The cup smashed a hole in the wooden door, then fell to the ground and rolled twice.

Seeing that Cheng Qiyang was gone, Guo Yu, who was extremely disgusted, couldn't help but feel a little depressed. He stepped forward and pushed open the door and left Cheng Qiyang's "boudoir".

Naturally, he won't be interested in that slutty dance, after all, it's really not a good-looking situation for a big man to scratch his head and twist his ass, even if this person looks beautiful like a girl.

After knowing the true identity of Oiran "Yang Yang", the only person in their group who would still watch Cheng Qiyang dance was estimated to be Li Xinrui left.

Guo Yu, who had nothing to do for a while, simply walked towards his house.

When he reached the door, he heard a few sounds of strings fluttering from inside the room, as if someone had tried to sound again. Guo Yu pushed the door in without thinking, and immediately saw Huang Qingzheng sitting on a chair and playing with a guqin.

"You're back."

Seeing Guo Yu come in, Huang Qing, who was still dressed as a man, raised his face and smiled softly. "Qing'er is interested in playing a song, do you want to listen to General Guo?"

"Okay."

Huang Qing's piano skills were taught by Guo Yu as early as when he was in abundance, and it was really a heart-wrenching song, and even he who had never had a heart or lungs couldn't help but burst into tears for a while. Right now, he urgently needs someone to soothe his soul that has been greatly traumatized because of Cheng Qiyang.

Hearing Guo Yu's agreement, Huang Qing hooked the corners of his mouth, "Then Qing'er..."

"Dangdangdang."

Before the woman finished speaking, there was a knock on the door, and she didn't care, she lowered her voice and said, "Please come in." ”

As soon as the words fell, the wooden door was slowly opened, and then the plump girl in the white dress slowly stepped into the house.

After coming in, the girl subconsciously looked at Guo Yu for the first time, and when she saw that the latter was also looking at her, she couldn't help but blush and bow her head.

"General Guo..."

Qianxi's voice sounded a little small, and she seemed to be a little shy, "My master invites you to come over." ”

"Smack!"

Guo Yu slapped the table, glared and said, "That still dares to come to me?" ”