Lin Xiaoxiao followed Jia Baoyu to the waterfall, the sky was already dark, fortunately the weather was sunny, the summer night after the rain was full of stars, and a bright moon rose, shining like day.

The sound of water roared in the ears of the two of them, and the waterfall in front of them was not big, but it hung on the mountain like a white line.

Lin Xiaoxiao was so tired that she was sweating, and shouted loudly: "Hey, I said that you are not reliable, I walked this way, and finally came to the waterfall you said, but what about the cave you said?"

"Don't worry, it's almost there, but the cave is still on the other side of the waterfall, and the mountain road is not easy to walk, I'm afraid we can only camp in front of this waterfall tonight." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao jumped up, grabbed Jia Baoyu's back clothes and said, "Are you fooling me, is there a cave you said?"

"Of course there is, how could I fool you, we are grasshoppers on a rope now, and I also want to find a safe haven. ”

Jia Baoyu looked at Lin Xiaoxiao, who was angry under the starlight, turned around and comforted: "Don't worry, I've seen it all during the day, there is a big stone on the side of the stream under this waterfall, it is very smooth, and the weather tonight does not seem to rain, let's spend the night here, it is rare to think about it." I have lived so long, I have lived a cage-like life in Nafu, and people outside look at me and hug each other, wearing gold and silver, but I don't know that there is no fun at all, like walking corpses. Wouldn't it be wonderful that we would lie on that big rock tonight, look up and see the stars and moon in the sky, and hear the sound of the waterfall in our ears and the wind blowing all over the mountain!"

Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly snorted angrily, pointed at Jia Baoyu's nose and scolded: "Why don't you say that there are still beautiful women around you whispering! I really don't understand, how can there be such a strange second thing like you in the world, and at this time, there is also this Yaxing, you really think that you are out for sightseeing! I really convinced you." ”

Jia Baoyu smiled and said: "What you said is very true, how did I forget this finishing touch." ”

"Which one?"

"There are beautiful women whispering around you!"

Lin Xiaoxiao hated itchy, kicked Jia Baoyu's ass and said, "Are you looking for a fight!"

Jia Baoyu screamed in pain, hurriedly begged for mercy, and ran forward with a wooden stick.

The two of them laughed and came to the stream early, and sure enough, there was a flat boulder lying on the side of the stream in the moonlight.

The starlight on the summer night was exceptionally bright, Lin Xiaoxiao climbed the boulder, breathed a long sigh of relief, and lay down.

Jia Baoyu also struggled to get on the boulder, Lin Xiaoxiao hurriedly stopped: "You two goods, you are so big, I can warn you, this boulder is my territory tonight, you give me a distance, if you dare to come up, I will practice the twelve-way Tan leg on your ass." ”

"What, what legs?"

Jia Baoyu said, walked under the boulder, and was about to come up.

Lin Xiaoxiao was in a hurry, got up and gave Jia Baoyu a violent chestnut on the head, and said angrily: "Don't be dead-faced, this hand is called the Twelve Road Tan Zhang, specializing in beating you like a second goods who don't open your mind, if you dare to come to the boulder, believe it or not, I will beat your ass out of the flower." ”

Jia Baoyu looked at Lin Xiaoxiao's posture, and had to smile bitterly and walked to the other side of the pile of rocks, but muttered to himself: "This boulder is so big, our well water does not interfere with the river water, why bother to be so grassy and woody, and make me think so badly;

Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaoxiao had already heard Jia Baoyu's words, and immediately cried angrily, so he jumped off the boulder angrily and said aggrievedly: "Okay, okay, I can't mess with you, I avoid you, what's so rare about this broken stone, I'll give it back to you." ”

Lin smiled and left. Jia Baoyu was in a hurry, and hurriedly grabbed Lin Xiaoxiao with a pestle and apologized: "I should have cut my tongue for my stinky mouth, and I will go to hell if I die!" I was wrong, I apologize to you, it's all mine, it's me talking nonsense, don't go, I saw it over there during the day, there is something under the waterfall, I saw it rumble, and I didn't see the truth, but it's not small, and I don't know what it is. ”

When Lin Xiaoxiao heard this, he chuckled in his heart, but said angrily: "Who are you bluffing! No matter where there is, even if I am eaten by it and die, I don't want to see you again." ”

Jia Baoyu didn't have a way, seeing Lin Xiaoxiao going forward alone, chasing and not being able to catch up, so he had to say loudly in a hurry: "You come back for me!" I will immediately go to the waterfall to take a bath, and when the time comes, I will be naked, you are there, I will not be ashamed to death." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao was so angry that her lungs exploded, and she came back crying and slapped Jia Baoyu hard.

Jia Baoyu covered his beaten face, but said with a smile: "Don't be angry, I can't help it, besides, what I said is also the truth, my body, like a mud boar, I wanted to wash it for a long time, but I really didn't have time to take a closer look at how deep the pool under the waterfall was during the day, there was something in it, I was afraid that you went there alone, I don't worry." As for what I said just now, I'm all a mud pig fart, what kind of beauty are you, why do you have to be like this mud pig. As the saying goes, if a man fights a pig for ten minutes, who can tell who is a pig and who is a human?

Lin Xiaoxiao was made to cry and laugh by Jia Baoyu's self-deprecation, and suddenly covered her mouth and laughed again.

Jia Baoyu finally put his mind at ease, so he walked to the pile of rocks by the stream and crooked his buttocks and said: "Hey, I'm unlucky enough, why did I hurt my buttocks, and now I can't sit or stand, so I have to lie down like a toad." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao laughed and said angrily: "You blame me, then you go back by yourself and stick your neck under the big tree and get stuck." ”

"Don't, that's not the turtle king who can't shrink in! It's still as good as it is now, although the butt hurts, but at least you can still lie down into a toad, look up at the moon, and as the saying goes, 'Toad Palace is crowned', I'm not a mascot anyway." ”

Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly laughed, and at this time, Fang found that these two goods were so funny, and they were not the same as they were.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at Jia Baoyu's optimistic appearance, as if the sky couldn't press him down, and felt that the stupid person was not him, but himself, since he couldn't leave this ghost place at the moment, why not settle down and make plans slowly, I believe that this God will never keep playing tricks on himself.

The crescent moon in the sky rose overhead, a gust of evening wind blew, Lin Xiaoxiao smelled a sour smell from his body, it turned out that he hadn't taken a bath for several days, and there was a heavy rain during the day, this body really couldn't stand it, and he thought about it for a while, so he said: "You can go up to this big rock and lie down, it's more comfortable, but I have a request, that is, you must keep talking and can't stop, otherwise, I can't spare you." ”

Jia Baoyu was puzzled and said with a smile: "Forget it, that's your territory, I finally coaxed you around, and you will cry and make trouble later, I can't think of anything more interesting than being a mud pig and a turtle bastard." ”

"If you are told to go up, you will go up, what are you talking about, are you stupid again, toasting and not eating and drinking!"

Lin Xiaoxiao said that he was about to kick Jia Baoyu's ass.

At this time, Jia Baoyu's ass turned out to be Lin Xiaoxiao's handle to blackmail him and give orders.

Jia Baoyu had to laugh and hurry up.

Lin Xiaoxiao pointed at Jia Baoyu again and said, "Remember, stay on this boulder honestly and say your dream words, and you can't stop for a moment!"

"And what do I say?"

"I don't care what you say, I can't stop anyway. ”