The fat man and the old man looked at each other when they heard this.

The two of us wasted half a day, trying our best to find out what to do, and the final result is this?

Not only did I trap you, but I also had to post 3,500 taels of silver upside down?!

But although the two of them were unconvinced and stubborn in their hearts, one thing was obvious: the two of them couldn't cure the hole rope at all.

In fact, the key to the success of the porcelain is whether you can control the other party - whether it is by virtue of your own force, social morality, or even national laws, as long as you can control the other party, this thing will be done.

But it's a pity that the two of them can't do anything.

The fat man had no choice but to ask with a bitter face, "This uncle, what do you call him?"

After seeing the force of Kong Rope, the fat man's attitude softened instantly, and there was no longer the previous flying and domineering.

Kong Rope said: "My name is ...... Well, you can call me a man of all evil ways. ”

Kong Xian originally planned to say his name directly, but then he thought about it: No, I used to read a lot of fantasy novels on Lanxing, and the book describes that there is a very powerful avenue, called "Curse Dao", you only need to know the real name of others, you can directly curse and kill them, so, from now on, I must always be careful, even my own name cannot be easily revealed!

"Ten thousand evil immortals, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, he collided with your old man, and I hope you will forgive your old sins!"

When the fat man heard this, he knelt down directly, "I'll kowtow to your old man!"

At the same time, he also gave the old man a look.

The old man also knelt down and begged for mercy very cleverly: "The immortal chief forgives the villain, the villain will never dare again!!"

But no matter how the two pleaded, Kong Rope was merciless and never let go - and he also gave a good reason:

The first is that to eliminate evil is to promote good, and to strike at you wicked people is to leave a way for the good people to live.

Second, that's empathy, if you change places, it's the two of you who have the absolute upper hand, will you open up to me? Obviously, no, if you will, you won't get in the way.

Third, Kong Xian didn't say this reason explicitly, but he suddenly thought that as the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, since he plans to let Cardin develop here, then he must subdue a few of Cardin's subordinates.

"So, I won't tolerate you people!!"

Kong Rope said viciously.

The fat man and the old man glanced at each other when they heard this, and they both thought in their hearts: Today is really a bad year, and I have encountered such a thorn in the head before it opens, how can it be good now??!!

"But, Ten Thousand Evil Immortals, if you kill us, we don't have any money!"

In the end, the fat man gritted his teeth and resorted to his trick: cheating.

Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, and I am barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, I don't believe it, you can still kill me in the street?

But he didn't expect that after Kong Xian heard this, he smiled slightly, and he said: "I don't have money, it's easy to say, I can write an IOU, but I don't have a pen and paper......"

As he spoke, he saw that inside the fat man's dark coat was a beige lining, he immediately tore the fat man's coat, took off the underwear he wore inside, and then threw it to the fat man.

He said majestically: "Bite your finger as a pen and write an IOU on this dress, what is your name?"

"My name is Liu Wenchao. The fat man whispered.

"Okay, Liu Wenchao, from now on, I will say a word, you write a sentence, and this will begin: there is Liu Wenchao - what are you doing in a daze? Write quickly!!" Kong Cheng saw that Liu Wenchao had not lost his "pen", and immediately snorted.

This drink was like thunder, and Liu Wenchao was so cold that he was scared.

"Okay, I'll write!"

Liu Wenchao was ruthless, bit his fingers hard, and wrote in his underwear. As he wrote, the wound on his finger rubbed against the white cloth, and it hurt like a heart.

"Very good, very good, and then wrote: It is a person from Chengyang County, due to business reasons, owes 5,000 taels of silver to the Ten Thousand Evil Dao Long Pattern (Liu Wenchao interjected: 'Isn't it 3,500 taels?' Kong Rope glared, shook his fist, Liu Wenchao shrank his head when he boarded, and did not dare to speak), willing to pay nine out of thirteen, that is, four into five interest, and calculated according to compound interest, the time to repay the money is decided by the Ten Thousand Evil Dao Chief, and the right to interpret this IOU is also in the hands of the Ten Thousand Evil Dao Chief. - Well, sign your name and put your bloody handprint on it when you're done!!"

Liu Wenchao was helpless, according to Kong Rope's words, he did it one by one, he thought, it's over, I wrote this IOU, I'm afraid I even sold my life to the head of the Ten Thousand Evil Dao.

But under the eaves, he also had to write, and immediately handed the blood book IOU to Kong Rope with both hands.

Holding the blood book, Kong Cheng thought to himself: "This alone is not enough, I still have to have a double insurance." ”

His face was silent, but he secretly stretched out his hand and rubbed a mud pill on his body, and then said, "Liu Wenchao, you open your mouth!"

Liu Wenchao was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously said, "What are you doing?"

Suddenly, there was a flower in front of me, and there was something more in my mouth, sour and salty—and this thing melted in my mouth, and I couldn't spit it out.

Before he could react, he listened to Kong Rope and said: "This is the 'Three Corpse Brain Divine Pill', there are three corpse insects in the medicine, and there is nothing abnormal after taking it, but at noon of the Dragon Boat Festival every year, if you don't take the antidote to restrain the corpse insects in time, the corpse insects will come out." Once it enters the brain, it acts like a ghost, and even parents and wives will bite and eat it. But don't worry, as long as you are faithful to me, I will naturally give you an antidote every year. ”

After doing this, Kong Cheng thought to himself, come up with this method earlier, and there would be no need to let Liu Wenchao write an IOU, suddenly his heart moved, and he opened his mouth and asked: "I suddenly remembered something: In this Chengyang County, are there any people who like to take advantage of small advantages, and they don't take advantage of them when they see it, and they feel uncomfortable?"

Liu Wenchao's eyes rolled, and he said with a shy face: "Immortal Chief, am I not the same?"

Kong Cheng almost gave him an angry smile and said, "Except for you." ”

Liu Wenchao replied: "That's a lot, not far away, there is a Zhou Yuan, this person even went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, he was holding his hands back and forth to touch the meat sold by others, and after staining his hands with greasy, he hurried home to wash his hands, and then boiled soup and drank it!"

"He'd better wash his hands in the jar and drink a few more meals!!" Kong Cheng said leisurely.

"This, if you use a tank, I'm afraid the soup will be light. ”

"You know a lot. Lead the way, and buy some pen and paper by the way. Kong Rope commanded.

"Yes, yes. Liu Wenchao even agreed, but he also wondered in his heart: What are you buying paper and pens for, isn't it also planning to let Zhou Yuan write an IOU - then why buy paper and pencils, just let him bite his finger and write a blood book!

Soon, under the leadership of Liu Wenchao, the group came to the opposite side of Zhou Yuan's house.

Looking at the courtyard where Zhou Yuan lived, it was very magnificent, very card-like, Kong Rope couldn't help but sigh: "Tsk, it seems that picking the door is also a shortcut to get rich~"

While speaking, Kong Rope took out the pen and paper, studied the ink, the pen was dipped in thick ink, and wrote down the two lines of "Divine Doctor", "Cure all diseases, collect 300 taels of silver for curing the disease, and return 3,000 taels of silver if the cure is not good".

After the hole rope was written, Wang Po sold melons and boasted to herself: "Good words." ”

Then he dried the ink, hung up, and instructed Liu Wenchao: "Give me this disguise, shout hard and loudly!"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

Liu Wenchao agreed, then puffed up his cheeks and shouted: "Don't miss it when you pass by, take a look, take a look, the miracle doctor is cured, cure all diseases, pay three hundred taels of silver if you cure it, but if you can't cure it, you can find three thousand taels of silver!!

Shouted this a few times.

The door of Zhou Yuan's residence opened, and a person flashed out, but when he saw this person, his body was long, his face was delicate, his expression was gentle, and his eyes seemed to be as desireless as an old monk.

If Liu Wenchao hadn't introduced this person's life in advance, Kong Cheng would never have thought that this person would be a miser who likes to take advantage of small advantages.

As soon as this person came out, he shouted angrily: "Who shouted at the door of my Zhou Yuan's house and disturbed my dream!!

The next moment, he saw the banner behind Kong Xian, his eyes widened, and he couldn't take his eyes off it.

He ate and said, "Is this true?"

frowned: "Liu Wenchao, it's you, what are you doing here?"

Liu Wenchao's eyes rolled and said: "I have to meet a famous doctor, and I have a cooperative relationship with a famous doctor, and I will practice medicine together - there is nothing wrong with you, don't delay me to make money!!"

Zhou Yuan looked at the pretense and thought to himself that this is a good opportunity to make money!!

So he said: "I'm so sick, I'm sick: I've lost my sense of taste, and my mouth has no taste when I eat!

Kong Rope: "It's easy to say, Liu Wenchao, you come here with your ears!"

Liu Wenchao came over according to his words, and after listening to Kong Rope say a few words, he nodded again and again, and then said to Zhou Yuan: "Zhou Yuan, don't be impatient, I'll go get the medicine, and I'll come when I go." ”

While speaking, Liu Wenchao left in a hurry, and then came back soon.

In addition, there was a box in his hand, and he used a spoon to dig something in the box and feed it directly to Zhou Yuan's mouth.

Before he could get closer, Zhou Yuan smelled a foul smell.

Zhou Yuan said disgustingly: "Damn, you are looking for death, this is a !!",

Kong Rope: "Congratulations, your sense of taste has recovered, pay three hundred taels of silver." ”

Zhou Yuan had no choice but to pay and left very unhappy.

But after returning home, Zhou Yuan was uneasy and wanted to get back the lost money.

He frowned, took it into account, walked out of the house, and shouted, "I have lost my memory, I can't remember anything." Divine doctor, you can cure me!"

Kong Rope: "Liu Wenchao, go quickly, take the medicine I prescribed to him last time, and feed him three spoonfuls!"

Liu Wenchao hadn't had time to leave yet.

Zhou Yuan was angry: "Damn, isn't this the that cured the sense of taste last time?!"

Kong Rope: "Congratulations, your memory has been restored, and you will receive 300 taels of silver." ”

Zhou Yuan had no choice but to pay again and left angrily.

When he got home, he thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a brilliant plan.

Hurriedly came to the door, and said excitedly: "Divine doctor, my eyesight is very poor, please ask the divine doctor to help!!"

Kong Cheng was puzzled: "Oh, I'm sorry! I don't have any medicine to cure this disease—so be it, this is a refund of your 3,000 taels of silver tickets......

Zhou Yuan was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that he could return to his roots, took the silver ticket, and when he looked at it, he said angrily: "Damn, you cheat me, this is only a silver ticket of 10 taels of silver!!"

Kong Rope: "Haha, congratulations, your eyesight has recovered, please pay me 300 taels of silver!!"

After Zhou Yuan paid the money, his lungs exploded, and this time he didn't even bother to go home, so he slapped the table directly and said, "My ears are not good, treat me!"

Moreover, no matter what Kong Rope said, he just replied with one sentence: "I can't hear it, my ears are not good!"

Kong Rope: "Eh!!I encountered a hard stubble this time......