However, Zhu Ping'an was not ready to let Luo Wenlong go like this, this guy would bite himself once he saw him, and he would not break a tooth, this kind of person would not have a long memory, and he was not doughy, so he could be ravaged by others at will.

As the saying goes, come and don't be rude.

Tell a joke, huh?!

Hehe, compare with me, to say something that is not an exaggeration at all, I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that everyone here is rubbish!

Modern jokes, meat jokes, brain teaser jokes...... Bring out any kind of joke, and you can crush ancient jokes in minutes.

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Pregnant.

There is a joke that is very appropriate, Zhu Ping'an thought of some of the deeds of Comrade Luo Wenlong that he heard recently, and he couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips. Although this joke is old and outdated in modern times, it couldn't be newer for Daming.

"Hehe, I just listened to Lord Luo talk about interesting things when I was a child, and I also thought of an interesting story when I was a child, which I heard from a few uncles in our village when I was busy farming, and I couldn't help but want to share it with Lord Luo and all of you."

Zhu Ping'an laughed, squinted his eyes slightly, glanced at Luo Wenlong leisurely, and said slowly.

Oh.

I smell a-for-tat.

The people eating melons on the side, afraid that the matter is not big, even if they don't like Zhu Ping'an, they are very cooperative at this moment and urge Zhu Ping'an to hurry up and listen.

Yan Shifan also looked interested.

"Ahem, before I talk about it, let me explain it again, this interesting story is what I heard from the uncle in the village when I was a child, and it wasn't aimed at anyone, don't think about it." Zhu Ping'an glanced at Luo Wenlong and the others, coughed, and declared.

This is a typical desire to cover up.

Seeing this, everyone was more interested.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain...... Zhu Ping'an took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and began to preach.

"Cliché! Nothing new! Luo Wenlong looked disdainful and sneered, there was a mountain in the past, there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, this is the beginning of people's habitual storytelling, nothing new!

"There was a door on the temple, and there was an iron lock hanging on the door, and one day a golden key and a handsome silver key came, and the golden key was inserted into the iron lock, and it was inserted and swayed for a while, but it was not opened, and it was pulled out, and it was inserted again, and it was still not opened...... The handsome silver key said it was my turn, so the golden key was pulled out, and the silver key was inserted into the iron lock, repeating the previous action of the golden key, inserting and twisting and pulling out, and after several times, it was also not opened...... At this time, the iron key, which had been observing for a long time, came out, and the iron key was inserted into the iron lock, and it was opened cleanly. After opening the lock, the iron key said to the golden key and the handsome silver key with a proud and proud face, "Do you know why you can't open it? Because I am the original match, no matter how noble you are born or how handsome you are, you will not be able to get her heart. Because I am her original match, I know her heart best. You guys, hum ......'" Zhu Ping'an said slowly.

Listening to Zhu Ping'an talk about this, everyone felt unremarkable, and even wanted to sleep a little, feeling that this was an interesting joke, a gold key, a silver key, an iron key or something, it was simply a fable for children.

"Hmph, treat us like three-year-olds." Luo Wenlong was even more disdainful of Zhu Ping'an and despised it.

After the iron key finished speaking, he looked at the gold key and the handsome silver key with disdain, with a look of pride and pride.

"Hearing this, the gold key and the silver key turned their heads to the iron key, as if they were looking at an idiot, and replied disdainfully, 'You are so sick, Lao Tzu has nothing to do, what do I want your daughter-in-law's heart for?!' ”

When Zhu Ping'an spoke, his eyes swept over Luo Wenlong several times, intentionally or unintentionally.

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the banquet was quiet for two seconds.

The third second

Everyone came back to their senses, and couldn't help but burst into laughter, as if they were about to overturn the roof.

Uh, plug in and play......

It was originally a smooth road, but as I walked, there was a sudden sharp turn in front of me, and this turn was very fast and fast, and everyone didn't have time to react.

Caught off guard, after a bend, the fairy tale became an adult story, and many people overturned.

Hahaha

Interesting, interesting.

The people here have not yet come into contact with the joke of a sharp turn and overturning in the modern era, and the more you think about it, the more interesting it becomes.

As expected, the joke told by Zhu Ping'an will soon spread throughout the capital through the mouths of everyone present.

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Wait a minute

How does this joke feel......

Everyone laughed, laughed, and suddenly became aware of it, and they all turned their eyes to Luo Wenlong.

Men are actually very gossipy, especially about peach-colored deeds, which are well-informed and spread.

Although Luo Wenlong and them are both stalwarts of the Yan Party and comrades-in-arms in the same trench, they gossip about Luo Wenlong in private. There's no way, who made Luo Wenlong a god-like existence in their circle, who made what happened to him too exciting.

Listening to Zhu Ping'an's jokes, everyone couldn't help but think of Luo Wenlong's two gossips.

The first one is Luo Wenlong's macho deeds, and this gossip mainly comes from Ouyang Zishi's mouth.

It is said that it was five years ago, Luo Wenlong is still the world-famous ink master, and the ink made by his hands has increased its value by a hundred times, and everyone is crazy to grab it. At that time, Luo Wenlong raised a concubine in another courtyard, and he would go to linger with the concubine once in a while. There is a handsome scholar living next door to the courtyard, who often blows the flute in the courtyard, and has an affair with Luo Wenlong's concubine when he comes and goes. Once, Luo Wenlong rushed to the other courtyard ahead of time, and as a result, the handsome scholar and the concubine were blocked on the bed.

When everyone heard Ouyang Zishi's gossip here before, Luo Wenlong, who felt that he would beat the scholar half to death.

As a result, to everyone's surprise, Luo Wenlong blocked the scholar and the concubine on the bed and gave them all ....... on.

What a macho man!

Of course, what is even more fierce is that the scholar has now become a part of Luo Wenlong's backyard.

This news is not just heard by everyone, when everyone was a guest of the Long family, they had seen the handsome scholar with their own eyes, who was already dressed in women's clothes, and the person himself was handsome, this kind of pseudo-mother was quite feeling......

The second thing is also related to the first thing.

I don't know who this came from, but it spread more widely than the first thing, and as for whether it was true or not, everyone knew it. Luo Wenlong's macho deeds became interested in Ouyang Zishikoulong's concubine and scholar, and then someone saw it with their own eyes, and then when he said this, everyone became more interested and spread more.

Then, it reached Yan Shifan's ears.

Yan Shifan was curious, and took advantage of Luo Wenlong's absence to visit Luofu under the pretext of seeing Luo Wenlong's concubine and the female scholar.

Yan Shifan loves beautiful women, but he is also a good man, as soon as he sees the pseudo-mother scholar, Yan Shifan's saliva is about to flow out, and then look at the concubine, she is also gentle and lovely, thinking of Luo Wenlong's allusion to the man, Yan Shifan was anxious for a while, and wanted to try it.

When the concubine and the female scholar saw Luo Wenlong's boss coming to visit the house, they naturally entertained them with good wine and food. After being full of wine and food, Yan Shifan opened the girl's subordinates, and began to be dishonest and careless.

It is said that Yan Shifan's skills are amazing, and Luo Wenlong's concubine and the scholar do not have many chastity attributes, resisting and resisting, the concubine and the scholar are half-pushed, and Yan Shifan is pulled to the bed and pressed the begonia.

It is said that when Luo Wenlong came back from outside, Yan Shifan was still in the room with pear blossoms pressing begonias, but this time, the legend of Luo Wenlong's fierce man did not continue. It is said that Luo Wenlong waited outside for Yan Shifan to finish before he made the appearance that he had just come back from outside.

After that, Yan Shifan went to Luofu to visit more and more times.

Every time Luo Wenlong came to visit Yan Shifan, he would make an excuse that there was no good wine at home, or on the grounds that the food cooked by his own cook was not delicious, he would take the initiative to go to the restaurant outside to order a table of wine and food, and pack a food box to bring back...... Later, I heard that Luo Wenlong often took the initiative to invite Yan Shifan to his home......

In this way, although Luo Wenlong's macho legend could not continue, another more earth-shattering legend of ghosts and gods was staged.

Therefore, after everyone listened to Zhu Ping'an's joke, they felt something in their hearts and looked at Luo Wenlong in unison. 8)