Chapter Forty-Five: I've Passed You
Zhu Ping'an didn't take the little fat man's reminder to heart, it was just a small friction between children, but he didn't expect that the result was really wrong.
After school, Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun went home together with their schoolbags, Zhu Pingjun snorted and told Zhu Ping'an how bad the master was, how bad the master was, and how bad the beating was and what happened, in Zhu Pingjun's mouth, the master was simply a big demon king who did all kinds of evil, and Zhu Pingjun was a poor little angel who endured humiliation.
Soon after the two of them crossed the bridge and walked to the path of Xiahe Village, this area was full of fields, and the cultivators had gone home, and it was quiet everywhere. The two of them had only walked a few steps, and five bear children rushed out with a roar, and the leader was Wei Chen, who wanted to cut the queue to go to the toilet.
At first glance, it is seeking revenge and revenge.
Wei Chen led five bear children to surround Zhu Ping'an and Zhu Pingjun, Wei Chen said angrily on his face, "You all be honest with me, let's teach Zhu Ping'an a lesson, Zhu Pingjun, if you are honest, just stand obediently on the side, otherwise you will teach you a lesson." ”
"Hmph, if you want to beat my brother, get past me first." Zhu Pingjun snorted coldly.
Zhu Ping'an was suddenly a little moved, Nima, I didn't expect that Brother Jun is usually very unreliable, lazy to eat, take advantage of at home, don't pay attention to hygiene, and snort is still quite righteous at this time.
Zhu Pingjun snorted, picked up a large piece of soil from the ground, and smashed it with a fist, blowing off the soil in his hand.
That posture, a few bear children who watched it were stunned.
Then, with a snort, he rushed to a small tree, and kicked the tree to sway.
Then he found a stick from the ground, screamed strangely in his mouth, and played a set of crazy magic stick methods, which looked awesome and coaxing, and threw two sticks on the ground and smashed them with a crackling sound.
After playing a trick, Zhu Pingjun threw the stick out of breath, sat on the side of the road, spread his hands, and choked with two hot tears: "Damn, I'm bored, I've passed this level." ”
I have passed this level, and after I told him at the beginning, I want to beat my brother, and I will pass this level first, forming a clear echo.
Zhen Nima was as unreliable as ever, and Zhu Ping'an complained in his heart.
"Count yourself in reality." Wei Chen sneered, bypassed Zhu Pingjun, and led the five bear children to surround Zhu Ping'an alone.
"Ahem, cough, we have something to say." Zhu Ping'an looked at the five bear children who were two or three years older than him, and weighed his small body, let alone five, he couldn't beat any of them, so he could only drag it out. 、
Wei Chen sneered disdainfully, "This will know that there is something to say, then why don't you let me go to the toilet first, and dare to say that I am not your, how do you know if it is in a hurry!" Do you think he should be beaten? ”
The four bear children around Wei Chen screamed that they should be beaten excessively, they should be beaten.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless, I didn't say this because you were arrogant and dragged me! You're going to hit it back. Okay, okay, you think I'm saying you're not my, so I'll change my mind.
"Then I'll change my words, you're my, okay." Zhu Ping'an said lightly, it is a leftist who doesn't like Wei Chen, he can't be beaten by a few bear children, how serious it can be, if there are a few big men, he will admit it, the heroes don't eat the losses in front of them, but a few bear children, there is no need to let themselves bow their heads.
Wei Chen, who was triumphant, was as uncomfortable as eating a fly when he heard the words, everyone from childhood to adulthood followed him, and no one dared to get along with him like this.
"You're pretty good at talking!" Wei Chen had a dark face and was furious, "I'm going to beat you up later, I'm going to call your crying father mother, see if you can still say it!" ”
"Hmph, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth." Zhu Ping'an hugged his arms and said disdainfully, "I'm a gentleman, of course I can say it." It's not like some villains, who will do it. ”
Zhu Ping'an wants to transfer this unfair military duel to the language duel he is good at, if he does it, the five of himself are not enough to fight one person; But if he moved his mouth, Zhu Ping'an believed that they would not be his opponent if they came five more.
Children can stand this kind of agitation, they think that they are the most awesome in the world except for the master himself, it is when their sense of honor is just formed, everyone thinks that they are gentlemen, villains, forget it, that is scolding, they are not.
"Who do you say is a villain, I am also a gentleman, we are all gentlemen." Wei Chen said loudly with a red face, and the four bear children behind him also screamed that they were gentlemen.
"A gentleman has to be able to speak." Zhu Ping'an said lightly.
"We can all say that." The five bear children screamed excitedly.
"Okay, if I say a word, as long as you can repeat it, even if you can say it, even if you are a gentleman, if you beat me, I will obey. Otherwise, you can beat me, but you will admit that you are a villain. Zhu Ping'an continued to agitate.
"Isn't it just that you say a word, let's follow it, who wouldn't, you hurry up and say it, we're still in a hurry to beat you." Wei Chen didn't hide his purpose at all, patted his chest and urged Zhu Ping'an to hurry up.
"That's it, this stupid kid is looking for a beating by himself! The Master taught us a sentence that we can say without reading a book. ”
Several bear children looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smug expression.
"Blackened black ash chemical fertilizer, black ash will volatilize, gray black fertilizer, black ash fertilizer volatilization; Ash gray black chemical fertilizer gray black will play black gray chemical fertilizer gray black chemical fertilizer play. ”
Zhu Ping'an opened his mouth and said the most popular tongue twister that he never expected, the words were clear, the words were correct and round, and the speed of speech was smooth and coherent.
Wei Chen and a few bear children were stunned for two seconds, and then said with great grievance:
"Next time, you wait!"
Then, a few hateful bears roared away.
Alas, when it comes to doing it, these bear children are innocent and cute. No wonder people say that every child is an angel falling from the sky, even a bear child.
Zhu Ping'an looked at a few bear children who left with cruel words and hatred, and sighed in his heart, he is still innocent of children, even if he retaliates, he is so innocent and cute, and he will do what he says. At this point, I believe that most adults are inferior to children, even bad children, most adults can't compare to them, because people will learn to go back on their word when they grow up.
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