Duan Mingyu suddenly had a very familiar feeling, this situation and this scene was like the police chasing a criminal suspect, holding a megaphone, "The person in front is not allowed to move, raise your hand, and don't kill the gun." So, after Yang Zhaoniang screamed, Duan Mingyu's reflexive hands were raised high and motionless, for fear that he would be sent a yellow and clear bullet to himself later, and the consequences of opening his head made Duan Mingyu really dare not touch the red line.

Yang Zhaoniang never thought that Duan Mingyu would obediently stop, and made a very puzzling posture. Although this posture is very strange and ugly, Yang Zhaoniang's heart sincerely rises with a burst of inexplicable pleasure.

Duan Mingyu was stunned, only then did he realize that it was a false alarm, his grandmother's, almost scared half to death, and then when Yang Zhaoniang was the most proud, he turned around and left, just kidding, you little girl can stop me.

Just after walking a few steps, Yang Zhaoniang ran in front of her and stopped Duan Mingyu again, taking a resolute stance and not letting a step.

"Zhao Niang, get out of the way, okay?" Duan Mingyu said to Yang Zhaoniang with a signature smile.

Yang Zhaoniang jumped back in fright, "You don't want to trick me, are you, what bad ideas are you thinking?" ”

Duan Mingyu touched his nose depressedly, is this champion's smile so obscene? It has actually become a symbolic precursor to harm, Duan Mingyu was extremely angry, and was about to use force to educate this girl, but suddenly remembered Luo Hou's difficult situation, so he took a deep breath, lifted his buttocks, tightened his abdomen, and lowered blood pressure...... Lao Tzu wants to convince people with virtue, yes, convince people with virtue!

"Zhaoniang, come over and let me tell you, Brother Mingyu is in a hurry to save people, it's too late, but human life is a major matter......" So Duan Mingyu worked tirelessly and impatiently to explain the precious truth of life to Yang Zhaoniang. At the end, Duan Mingyu said, "Do you understand now?"

Who knew that Yang Zhaoniang rolled her eyes: "But what does it matter to me whether other people live or die?" I just want you to be safe. ”

Yes, this witty and clever little girl is still not in the trap, and Duan Mingyu's quality education failed for the first time in his life.

Duan Mingyu said: "First of all, Luo Hou risked his life for me, if I don't save him, I will have a bad conscience for the rest of my life." So when I go to save him, it's equivalent to saving myself, so that I don't have to live in self-blame for the rest of my life, do you understand? ”

Yang Zhaoniang shook her head vigorously, making Duan Mingyu quite speechless, wanting the children to understand and hear in their hearts, blindly talking about the big truth really didn't work, and the second quality education failed.

Duan Mingyu had an idea, and made a few Pleasant Goat thinking about the problem, which was boring, and sure enough, he had a good idea, "That's it, Zhao Niang, I'll tell you a story, you have to listen carefully, you will gain a lot after listening, and you will understand the reason why I insist on going!" ”

Yang Zhaoniang nodded, and her eyes suddenly began to redden: "Okay, okay...... I'm the one that likes to listen to stories the most. ”

Duan Mingyu laughed sinisterly, Sister Zhaoniang, the Sprinkle family is here, cough cough, it's too evil, due to a short circuit in the mind for a while, dizziness, dizziness, anyway, all the problems about the head are on the body, causing Duan Mingyu to blurt out: "The name of this story is called the ...... of the evil uncle and Lori's sister" Ancestors, you are a board, what are you talking about!" How can you ruin your image of wisdom and martial arts so much, no, you must save it, we have always been a positive textbook-type figure in the village before, and we have won the Good Doll Award, the Good Baby Award, the Outstanding Student Cadre Award, the Special Prize for Brain Teasers, the First Prize of the Mathematics Olympiad, the Best Debater Award in the Provincial Debate Competition, and the 38th Red Flag Bearer in the City... Belch... Bah, that's my mother's award, anyway, there are a lot of jaw-dropping titles, Duan Mingyu could have gone abroad to study in a better university abroad, but one is limited by economic conditions, and the other is that the teacher of the admissions office of Peking University struggled to keep Duan Mingyu, and even threatened him with death, saying that if Duan Mingyu didn't go to Peking University, the teacher would hit him headlong in front of him. In the end, Duan Mingyu agreed to stay in China. Ahem, it's far away! Duan Mingyu returned to reality, and when he saw Yang Zhaoniang's deferential expression, he said: "What happened just now was purely a slip of the tongue, in fact, this story is like this."

In the midst of a fierce battle, the captain suddenly spotted an enemy plane swooping down on the position. As a matter of common sense, when an enemy plane is spotted diving, it is necessary not to hesitate to lie down. But the captain did not lie down at once, and he found a little soldier standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much of it, and a fish leaped and pressed the little warrior tightly under him. There was a loud bang, and the splashes of dirt fell on them. The captain patted the dust off his body, looked back, and was stunned: the position he was in had been blown into a large crater. In fact, in many cases, while helping others, I also help myself invisibly!

Duan Mingyu didn't stop, and finished this profound philosophical story in one breath. attracted Yang Zhaoniang's continuous applause.

"Well, Zhao Niang, how is this story!" Duan Mingyu asked quite proudly. Let's see, to educate children, we must first learn to attract enough interest from children, and then slowly figure it out, and avoid stick education and big truth education. Well, it is very necessary to write 12,800 pieces of "Grimm's Fairy Tales" silently another day, and then take them to the printing shop to copy 3 million sets of books, which will definitely enable parents and comrades to make a qualitative leap in the education model! What's more certain, wow, you're sure to make a lot of money.

Yang Zhaoniang stared at Duan Mingyu innocently, "Are you asking me how I feel about this story?" ”

"Yes!" Duan Mingyu nodded quickly.

"I didn't understand at all!"

"How so, this story is suitable for children, and it also develops abstract thinking." Duan Mingyu scratched the back of his head in confusion, and then said in confusion: "What don't you understand, tell me about it!"

"This ...... Weakly asked, what is an airplane? Yang Zhaoniang raised her little hand and asked timidly.

Lao Tzu just said why I don't understand, it turns out that the problem is here. Then, Duan Mingyu gave an exciting speech around the question of what an airplane is.

"Really?" Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu with admiration.

"Of course it's true, when the steam engine, the electric motor, and the generator are all available, the plane will be able to go into the sky."

It's amazing, Yang Zhaoniang can put an egg in her mouth.

PS: Brothers, the first day is almost over, ask for VIPs, the most important thing is flowers, and the most important thing is to collect! Let's create a new peak, the victory is created by you!! Monkey gives!!