Chapter 8 Borrowing the face to mourn and supervise the kitchen banquet
"Listen to me!"
Xu You had a smile on the corner of his lips, casually talking nonsense with him, but he was quickly thinking about how to rescue Ding Ji's father and daughter in his heart.
The person in front of him seems to be careless, but in fact, he is thoughtful, and he takes Ding Ji and Ding Ku'er as hostages, just to make Xu You and Zuo Yan throw rat traps. And when confronting them, whether he was sitting or standing up, whether he was looking left and right or silent, his right hand was always hanging down on the side of his leg, and his fingertips were slightly bent, as if opening and closing, like a claw like a hook, and he could use the shortest time and from the best angle to kill Ding Ji and Ding Ku'er at his feet under his palm.
"Then give me a foothold and prick up my ears and listen!" The man said proudly: "Lao Tzu is the Ming Pirate Mountain Sect!" ”
Xu You didn't know much about the characters on the sea, so he turned his head to look at Zuo Yan when he heard the words. Unexpectedly, Zuo Yan looked at the same bewildered, frowned and looked at the mountain sect, and did not speak.
The mountain sect waited for a while, didn't wait for any thunderous and long-admiring compliments, and then looked at the faces of the two, obviously had not heard of their own name, and was furious, and said: "The mourners who borrowed the face, the people who supervised the kitchen and feasted guests, even my Shan Sect has never heard of it, it is simply in vain to make people laugh, in vain to make people laugh!" ”
Xu You looked surprised this time, and said, "I have also read books when I heard you speak, how did you enter the sea and become a thief?" ”
The two allusions of mourning and cooking banquets are from the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, and You Heng used them to evaluate Xun Yu and Zhao Zhichang. Because Xun Yu has an elegant appearance, You Heng said that he only has one face to handle, while Zhao Zhi has a bigger belly and is ridiculed that he can only eat and drink. It just so happens that Xu You is a young man, Zuo Yan is a middle-aged uncle, and his image is in line with these two, and Shan Zong can make such a proper analogy, so it can be seen that he is not a vulgar and unliterate person.
"Fart, who said thieves can't read? Can't read? All of them in the sea are the best men in the world, and they are many times more elegant than you bee-eyed jackals! ”
Since Xu You's rebirth, he hasn't heard as much scolding as he heard in a day today, so he smiled indifferently, didn't answer, and asked Zuo Yan: "Where is Minghai?" ”
"In the vicinity of Huangzhou, the hydrology of that sea area is unpredictable, and there are thousands of reefs, which cannot be entered or exited, so it is known as the Minghai Sea."
Huangzhou is also the Zhoushan Islands in later generations, and Xu You still has this common sense. In the last years of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the pirate ancestor Sun En coerced millions of people to attack the inland, that is, Zhoushan was used as a base, attacking and retreating, and the huge dynasty was helpless.
Xu You said secretly, it seems that this place is really an ideal habitat for pirate dens, otherwise it would not have spanned two time and space, and it was inevitable that it would be taken by thieves.
Pirate ...... It's a very stylish nickname!
Xu You's mind was racing, and he arched his hand to the Mountain Sect: "You are a child of the Hanoi Mountain Clan?" ”
Shan Zong was stunned for a moment, and an imperceptible shame flashed in his eyes, and said, "What Hanoi Mountain Clan, I haven't heard of it." ”
Xu You had such a vicious look in his eyes, and when he asked this sentence, he had already seen his reaction in his eyes, and said with a smile: "It's okay if you haven't heard of it, it's just that the surname of the mountain is not very common, maybe it is the same as the foot, so I feel it for a while." ”
Zuo Yan followed Xu You for a period of time, and has figured out a little bit of this Lang Jun's style of acting, the more crises, the more intrigues, every word has a deep meaning, it is by no means untargeted, and he asked very knowingly: "I don't know what Lang Jun said about this Hanoi Mountain Clan, but there are any celebrities?" ”
"Celebrities naturally have, the former Wei has a mountain giant source mountain prince, forty years old before the officer, but in just twenty years in the position of Situ, serving the three dynasties, the wisdom of the promotion of talents throughout the court and the states and counties, the lord is the humerus, the subordinate is like a model, to the simplicity of nature, in the matter of clarity, for the world to value. Among the seven people I have admired in my life, Shan Gong is at the top of the list! ”
Zuo Yan sighed: "Such a character, when you think about it, you feel that your virtue is lofty, and people can't wait to be born at that time and see a great weapon!" ”
"Why regret it? Although the descendants of Shangong are no longer the Maida of the previous dynasty, they rarely enter the office, but they can hear that one by one is clean and self-conscious, living in peace and happiness, and hiding between the mountains, forests, rivers and seas. ”
What Lang Jun said is that the mountain prince can not only know people, but also govern the family, and future generations will have a family style left to this day, which is already a rare Zhong Yu Shenxiu. If you have the opportunity in the future, you must come to your door and ask for a meeting. ”
The two of them talked about cross talk seriously, and Shan Zong listened to it on the side, neither sitting nor standing, and his whole body was like thousands of ants searching up and down, and he was almost furious and spewing fire.
"Enough!"
The sudden shouting interrupted Xu You's interest in giving Zuo Yan a history lesson, and Shanzong's narrow eyes burst into a cold light, and said, "Lao Tzu just borrowed your boat to get out, where did you get so much nonsense?" Pull over and stop the boat, Lao Tzu wants to go ashore! ”
That's right, shame is almost brave, it seems that the mountain sect here really has a bit of a source with the Hanoi mountain clan, but I don't know why the good scholars didn't do it, but went to the sea to be a thief. Xu You pointed at Ding Ji and said with a smile: "The boatman is still lying on the deck, if Brother Shan doesn't mind, please take three steps back and let my friend go and wake him up." ”
"Why is it so troublesome!"
Shan Zong raised a kick and kicked Ding Ji on the shoulder, sending out a ray of true qi along the tip of his foot. Ding Ji's body rose in the air and flipped over and flew towards Xu You. Seeing that he was about to smash into his body, Zuo Yan stepped in front of him, lightly stretched his ape arm, and caught Ding Ji.
A cold and ruthless energy surged from Ding Ji's body like a big wave crashing on the shore, and Zuo Yan scolded angrily: "Despicable! Then his hands were slightly opened, and his feet did not move for half a minute, and he had already dissolved the fierce attack of the Mountain Sect, and at the same time, his steps were staggered, and the long sword at his waist emitted a clear dragon groan.
Stirrup!
The moonlit night is like snow, and this sword is like an aurora blooming in the snow!
Shanzong screamed strangely, and was forced by the dazzling sword momentum to have no time to use Ding Ku'er as a shield, so he had to repeat the old trick, turn over and fall into the river. However, before falling, with a slight lift of his foot, Ding Ku'er flew high, crossed the top of Zuo Yan's head, crossed the crooked Wupeng, and fell to the river on the other side of the light boat.
Zuo Yan's sword has sword intent but no killing intent, although the momentum is amazing, it is a false move, the purpose is to force the mountain sect, and then take the opportunity to save people. Watching him get into the river, his flying body also reached the side of the boat, his left foot stepped on the board of the boat, and his body flew upside down to chase Ding Ku'er at a faster speed than just now.
A stone's throw away!
Zuo Yan stretched out his hand from top to bottom to grab Ding Ku'er's clothes, but unexpectedly, the mountain sect shot out of the river, and his fingertips flicked, and he gathered water into an arrow, divided into two strands, bypassing Ding Ku'er, and flashed from the left and right.
Zuo Yan didn't expect the mountain sect to have such a strange trick, falling into the water from that side, and appearing from this side, the speed was faster than himself, he could only protect himself, the long sword was cut one by one, and the water arrow was broken, but the breath was exhausted, and he had no choice but to overturn and retreat to the boat.
"Humph!"
Shan Zong held Ding Ku'er with one hand, and the clothes that had not yet dried were wet and transparent again, and one foot was on the square inch of the stern of the boat, and his body swayed with the wind, but it was as steady as Mount Tai!
"With such an unqualified cultivation like you, you still want to snatch people from me? Don't think about it, if I were so easy to deal with, that old dog would chase and kill me for three months, but there was still nothing I could do? ”
After this fight, Shanzong's strength is only in the middle of the six grades, which is still inferior to Zuo Yan, but he has been dealing with rivers, seas and lakes all year round, and the water is his home field, so it is really not easy to deal with, and this mouth is really bad, and he is not willing to suffer at all.
Zuo Yan's face was pale, the timing of his move just now was right, the mistake was only in underestimating the water nature of the Mountain Sect and the ability to adapt to changes. This is a good thing, not only did it destroy the opportunity that Xu You had just worked so hard to create, but it also greatly annoyed the Mountain Sect!
"Lang Jun, someone is on the boat, you ......be careful" Ding Ji, who was leaning outside the cabin, opened his eyes in a daze, first saw Xu You standing in front of him, and quickly called the police.
Xu You comforted: "I know everything, it's okay, don't worry." ”
As soon as Ding Ji's flustered mood calmed down, the autumn equinox helped him to stand up, but when he looked up, he saw Ding Ku'er who fell into the hands of the Mountain Sect, and immediately his eyes were red, and he struggled to pounce over, shouting: "Ah Ku, Ah Ku, what's wrong with you?" Wake up...... Wake up! ”
"Uncle Ding, Ku'er just fainted, his life is fine, you can relax." The autumn equinox grabbed his body Xu You looked at the mountain sect and said softly: "This mountain brother really wants to kill, just now he had the opportunity to do it, and he can't bother to knock people out." You go to support the boat, first find a shallow shore to anchor, everything is with me, it will be fine! ”
Ding Ji has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and he didn't know that in the face of such a dangerous situation, what he could do was really limited, so he listened to Xu You's orders, did not hesitate, and immediately took control of the ship, gradually deviated from the channel, and sailed to the nearest shore.
Shan Zong's gaze lingered on Xu You, and he seemed to be a little confused about his details, and said, "Who are you?" ”
Xu You said with a smile: "People who are in a hurry, since you want to borrow a boat, the boat will borrow you, and the others hope to leave a thin noodle each, so as not to hurt the harmony." ”
Shan Zong's eyes rolled, and he suddenly picked up Ding Ku'er by the waist, smiled, and said, "I have changed my mind now, since I borrowed the boat, I just borrowed it to the end, and I bother you to give me a ride!" ”
Zuo Yan showed an angry look, his eyes were like a substance staring at the waist and ribs and heart and lungs of the mountain sect, as if he would poke a few holes in them in the next second.
"What do you see? Look at me again, I take off this little girl's clothes...... Why is it so dark? ”