In the early morning, when everything was silent, a glimmer of light on the eastern horizon carefully soaked the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved from afar.

Li Zexuan, who had just had breakfast, sat in the carriage with Tie Dan and went to Guozijian to "go to school" together.

"Sell newspapers! Sell newspapers! The freshly released Datang Daily, today's headlines, shocking news, the dignified Dr. Guozijian actually eats? Is there something else behind this? Still is? ”

On the way, I unexpectedly heard the sound of the newspaper boy selling newspapers, but today's newspaper selling words is really some... It's a bit eye-catching!

"Sambo, go buy me a newspaper!"

Li Zexuan held back a smile and commanded.

Although he knew that Xiao Yu'er would write about Cui Shanyou and others "eating" yesterday, he was still very curious about how Xiao Yu'er would write.

"Okay~ Young Master! Wait! ”

After a while, Sambo came back with a newspaper bought.

"Master, your newspaper!"

Sambo handed the newspaper into the carriage, and then he sat back in the "driver's seat" in front of the carriage and continued to drive the carriage.

Li Zexuan took it and jumped directly to the headline position today, and sure enough, a very eye-catching title came into view directly: Shocking news, the dignified Dr. Guozijian actually eats? Is there something else behind this? Still is?

"Tsk, Xiao Yuer's press release is becoming more and more professional!"

When Li Zexuan saw the news headline, he had a feeling that he was back in modern times, and he smiled knowingly.

Tie Dan had just heard the advertising words of the newsboy selling the newspaper outside, and he had long been itchy about the content of the newspaper, and when he saw Li Zexuan pick up the newspaper, he also came over to read it.

"In 496 B.C., King Wu Lu attacked the Yue Kingdom and was defeated by the Yue Kingdom. He died, and his husband succeeded him. After that, Gou Jian, the king of Yue, heard that Wu was going to build a naval army, and Gou Jian ignored Fan Li's opposition and went to attack Wu, but was surrounded and defeated. The husband sent to capture Goujian, and Fan Li quietly made a plan and pretended to surrender. ”

"Nani? What's going on? Isn't it to write that Choi Sun-woo "eats"? Why did you write about King Goujian of Yue again? What kind of trouble is this little fish? ”

Li Zexuan read the beginning of the news, and he was a little confused, and he was a little suspicious that there was a problem with the printing department!

Looking at the iron egg who was also in a state of confusion, Li Zexuan calmed down and continued to read:

During his captivity, in order to gain trust, Gou Jian did everything possible to meet and make a mistake. One day. The husband is sick and needs to check the stool, Gou Jian in order to diagnose the husband's illness, he tastes the husband's stool with his own mouth, and the husband is very moved. finally relaxed his vigilance against Gou Jian and put Gou Jian back. ”

"After 3 years of humiliation, Gou Jian worked hard after returning to China, and tried his courage with the concerted efforts of the Yue people. Build the country stronger. Once, the husband sent to another country to attend the meeting, and asked the king of Yue to lead the troops to cheer. Gou Jian saw that the time had come. Killed the crown prince and captured Fucha, and destroyed the state of Wu. ”

"In ancient times, there was King Goujian lying on his salary to taste gall and stool, and now there are Dr. Cui Shanyou and others who eat before the court meeting, what is the secret behind this? Next, you will listen to this reporter Xiao Yu'er and ........."

Li Zexuan smiled when he saw this, he didn't expect Li Yu to quote scriptures now, it's really "666666", in this way, does the news section also have a hint of culture?

"Haha! No, take the iron egg and take it slowly! Take a break for the teacher! ”

In the later plot, Li Zexuan is too lazy to read it anymore, but he doesn't know if Cui Shanyou and the others will come to him to work hard when they see today's issue of the newspaper?

"Yes, Master!"

Tie Dan took the newspaper, went to another sofa, and read it alone.

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"Tiedan, you go with Sanbao and stick this on the wooden plaque!"

In front of the Arithmetic Hall, Li Zexuan took out a piece of red paper and a piece of black paper, handed it to Tie Dan and said.

Today he deliberately arrived two quarters of an hour early, just to put up the honor and shame lists before the students came.

"Yes, Master!"

Tie Dan took it silently, he didn't take the first place in the monthly exam this time, and he was still worried in his heart!

"Tsk, not bad, not bad, one red list, one black list, the contrast is very stark!"

Half an hour later, Li Zexuan looked at the pasted honor list and shame list, and said with satisfaction.

"Young master, but why does Sanbao think this black list is so ugly! Why is it that flowers are drawn on the red list, and what is painted on the black list... Be... Yes..."

San Bao grabbed his head and said with some confusion, as he spoke, he seemed to have encountered something unspeakable, and he couldn't say it.

"It's a piece of, isn't it?"

Li Zexuan said it for Sanbao, the red list and the black list were all commissioned by him to Ma Zhou, in addition to Ma Zhou's good calligraphy, Danqing is also good, and that piece of Xiang is really "vivid" in painting.

Li Zexuan's design, in addition to giving some warnings to the students on the shame list, also has a bit of bad taste.

"Uh, yes!"

Sanbao said embarrassedly.

"Haha! What's wrong with a piece of? Haven't you heard that King Yue still ate back then? Hum! If these people dare to take the last five, then they have to be ready to be in the company of! ”

Li Zexuan snorted and walked away!

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"Huh~~? Isn't that gentleman's carriage? Why is it so early today, sir? ”

Sun Zifan said in surprise.

"Hey~~, Zifan, look at it, the plaques of the honor list and the shame list that were empty before have been pasted today!"

Yu Dongcai pulled Sun Zifan's sleeve and exclaimed.

"Damn, it can't be that the monthly exam results have come out, right?"

Sun Zifan looked frightened, his legs were a little weak, this thing is scared! The last time his father beat him, it was still deeply imprinted in his heart!

"Huh~? No way! It shouldn't be that miserable, right? Little brother, I think I did okay this time! ”

When Yu Dongcai heard this, his heart was also a little empty, and he prayed in his heart that he would not be so unlucky!

"Why do you want to do so much? Wouldn't you like to see it? I don't believe I'm on that shame list! ”

Kong Quancun in the back said a word, and then held his head high, and went straight to the honor list and the shame list, and he was very confident!

"Damn, you're awesome! Dongcai, let's go check it out too! ”

Sun Zifan's perforated back gave a thumbs up, and then dragged Yu Dongcai over there as well.

It's just that as soon as he got closer, he saw Kong Quancun with a sluggish face and an expression of eating stool, Sun Zifan was stunned, and said in his heart, What's wrong? Could it be that there are flowers on this list?

He looked at it unbelievingly, of course, he looked at the list of shame, and saw a big piece of Xiang drawn on the top of the black list, and then wrote: "First from the bottom: Kong Quancun!" ”

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death! Haha, I'm laughing to death! ”

Sun Zifan couldn't hold back anymore and laughed wildly, Kong Quancun not only looked like eating, but also "eating" on the honor list, which was really funny! I don't know where he got his confidence just now, so he was the first to run over to see the list.

"Hahaha! Kong Quancun, why is your name under that lump of? Haha, it's like eating! This shame list made by the gentleman is really funny! ”

Yu Dongcai glanced at it, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he didn't find his name on it, and then he found this joke and laughed gloatingly.

"Get out! Ah~ Lao Tzu fought with you! ”

Kong Quancun almost died of anger, he roared angrily, and he was about to come up and fight hard!

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(End of chapter)