Chapter 541: Trivial New Year
After a simple team of men and horses arrived in Bianjing, they were in the dust.
Tomorrow is the New Year, and at this time, even the coal yard of the profiteer Cao Ji is on holiday, and few people are producing.
The students of the major academies in the capital are the most active at this time, and they are all over the streets and green buildings.
The Great Demon King's guards are also a group of old obscenities, and as soon as they are disbanded, they will kill Qinglou, planning to spend the year-end bonus cleanly.
Hearing that Yang Huaiyu also returned to Beijing for the New Year, Aunt Mu Guiying was in a hurry to go home to see her son who had not seen her for a long time.
Oshiki himself is in a hurry to go home.
Yu entered the yard in the heavy snow, it was still the same smell, the chickens and dogs jumping around, almost a group of teasing people no one commanded, and the big old king was never at home.
Er Ya got a very huge fish out of nowhere, saying that she was eating fish today, but the fish hadn't entered the kitchen yet, slipped away from Er Ya's hands, and jumped around in the snow, and Little Lori chased and stepped on it, but she couldn't step on it.
The donkey Xiaobao is still alive, and he is dressed like a red envelope. If it was back then, it would help Erya step on the fish, but now it is too lazy to move, just watching quietly, as if recalling many years ago.
As the wife of the great demon king Ming Media, the wife of the new champion, now basically the internal affairs of the Wang family are decided by the fairy sister, and she has absolute authority, and Wu Qiong's mother doesn't care anymore.
In Dayan's opinion, Wu Qiong's mother is basically abolished, and the life she lives now is the same as that of the wives who made appointments to form a club in later generations, except for eating, drinking, and having fun, she is rapping right and wrong. The big old king called them "losers, the source of the disaster".
However, it is not only Wang Anshi who is difficult for Qing officials to decide family affairs, and the current wife party is a bit of a cow, such as Han Qi's wife Ouyang Xiu's wife Zhang Fangping's wife, it is said that there are few good things.
Zheng Erniang is Wang Anshi's true love, the quality is still the original quality, cautious and does not like to talk, likes to manage the kitchen and study the recipes, by the way, accompany the eldest Wang to talk about his heart and take care of the grandmother.
When Wang Yan entered the house, he saw the pot-bellied woman Bai Yutang commanding like a general, preparing for the New Year. However, her command level can't be expected too much, so the Wang family will inevitably fall into the chicken, fly and dog jump.
Da Yan couldn't help but be very discouraged, feeling that it would be better if the fairy sister was not there, so he handed over the command to Erya and her mother, and as for the fairy sister, she was stopped by Wang Yan and hugged back to the room.
"Hey, what do you want to do, my belly is so big, you'd better not touch me." Sister Fairy couldn't help but be very nervous.
"You don't understand, now is the right time, the first two months and the next few months are not convenient to drive." Oshiki said.
The fairy sister couldn't help but hesitate, but after thinking about it, she still felt that she should not be "treacherous", and she trusted her husband, so she planned to follow.
After stripping off the fairy sister's clothes in the room, Da Yan jumped up in horror: "How many fetuses are you pregnant?" Why is the belly so big? ”
The fairy sister thought about it with a biased brain, and found that she couldn't answer, so she reached out and grabbed him into the quilt to save some saliva. In fact, her lust level is not lower than that of Da Yan......
Wu Qiong's mother came home to see her son after the entertainment among the noblewomen, but found that she couldn't find it, so she asked "Where is my little ancestor"?
Hearing that her son was doing something bad, Wu Qiong's mother was furious and ran to kick the door, saying that it was forbidden to hurt her grandson. But he couldn't call anyone.
As a last resort, she went to the front yard again and scolded people why the red paint of the gate and pillars had not been painted, why there was a fish jumping around in the snow, and why the donkey was not on the west side but on the east side. Why...... Why......
In short, she saw something and scolded something, and made the chicken fly and the dog jump again.
The old grandmother wore her hat crookedly and said at the door of the hall: "Did Wang Yan go to Beijing to take the exam?" ”
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The house was full of spring, and at some point the fairy sister ran out of the quilt and ran naked, dressed and said that she would go out to command, otherwise it would be chaos.
"It's even more chaotic after you go to blind command."
Da Yan reached out another hand and dragged her in.
After a few more refreshing rounds, Da Yan came out to command with great satisfaction.
I found that the third brother Wang was passing by with a rooster next to him, and I don't know what he was going to do?
Da Yan touched his chin and leaned against the pillar in front of the door to watch.
As a result, the third brother went to a high place and threw the rooster out, and the rooster flapped its wings desperately, although it couldn't fly, it felt a little like flying, and it could not be thrown to death.
“?” Wang Yan continued to watch.
The third brother came down from the high place again, caught the rooster again, and went up to the high place again and threw it out, and the rooster was tortured and flapped its wings again.
"......" Da Yan continued to watch.
The third brother came down again to catch the chickens, and then went up again to herd the chickens.
After repeating it a few times, the chicken got tired and fell in a straight line.
The king came down and went up to the roof again, and this time he did not take the chicken, but took a large umbrella that her mother had used, and when he unfolded it, he jumped out.
I really didn't know that he was mentally retarded, and the big duck was also frightened.
"it!"
When the umbrella beside the king was turned up, he literally fell to the ground, and counted that there was snow on the ground.
It seemed to hurt, but he didn't snort either.
After a while, the third brother got up next to the king again, and one hand would not move, like a mechanical puppet. But his feet could move, and he endured the pain and walked over to Wang Yan and said, "Big brother, I fell and injured myself." ”
"I know this, I see it." Wang Yan said.
"Big brother, take me to see the doctor, okay, don't tell my mother and my father." Xiao Fang began to maintain stability and said: "I don't trust other Langzhong, but my father doesn't allow me to occupy the resources of the Taiyi Bureau, so I need you to take me there." ”
Da Yan pointed to his nose with a black line on his face and said, "So you think I like to occupy the resources of the Taiyi Bureau?" Damn, they never want to see me, and you want me to be cheeky and beg them when you die yourself, it's amazing. ”
But when he saw the old grandmother standing at the door of the hall again, Da Yan said again, "Okay, come with me." ”
"Okay." Xiao Bian shook his dislocated arm and followed.
At this time, I happened to see that Cao Ji also came to pay New Year's greetings, and Da Yan had a wit, and started and said: "The third brother is coming to arrest me, and if he catches me, he will take you to see a doctor." ”
Xiao Bian began to chase after him, but was thrown away by a few magic steps of Da Yan.
"Wow......" The small side of the car that couldn't stop it hit Cao Ji, who had just come in, and the person turned on his back.
“!” Cao Ji was shocked, and saw that after Wang Xiangye's son-in-law got up from the snow, his robot-like hand was obviously dislocated.
Xiao Cao doesn't know if this is touching porcelain? He was embarrassed to cover his mouth and said: "Sanshao, don't be quiet, I introduced you to the Taiyi Bureau to see a doctor, and gave you the usual New Year's money, what do you think?" ”
"Okay." Sanshao endured the pain and nodded in agreement.
Cao Ji couldn't help sweating profusely on his forehead on the way to see a doctor with the three young men of the Wang family, and vaguely felt that sooner or later he would be killed by the brothers of the Wang family.
While walking, Cao Ji said in a low voice: "Sanshao, don't tell your sister-in-law Bai Yutang about this, what do you think?" New Year's money raised to two? ”
"Okay." San Shao nodded dryly again......
During the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Wang Anshi finally entered the house, sat down to get a bowl, did not wait for the old grandmother to pick up vegetables, and found that the little fart boy Wang had a blue nose and swollen face, and his arm was splinted like a disabled person. Then he frowned and said, "What's wrong with you." ”
And the king did not speak.
After repeated questioning, he said that he accidentally hit the wall.
Wang Anshi reluctantly accepted this explanation.
Da Yan is fluted, this kid is angry, he didn't sell Cao Ji?
Wang Anshi was full of sighs for the righteousness as a whole, full of praise for Erya, and said: "Beside you, as a man of the Wang family, you must not be addicted to naughtiness, you must learn from your sister, be as diligent as her, sensible, study hard, have perseverance, and remember not to lose your mind by playthings." And can't learn from your big brother. ”
"Me?" The big crane pointed to his nose.
Wang Anshi said: "Yes, you can't learn Wang Yan, no one can learn his set, once he looks like but he doesn't look like a god, if he doesn't grasp one thing well, he is a big sinner and a public enemy of the world." After speaking, he looked at Wang Yan and said, "What do you think?" ”
"It seems...... Well, dad is wise, quite reasonable. Wang Yan said.
"If you don't stay in Beijing, you waste resources to go home for the New Year, which is not good." Wang Anshi said again.
Now is the time to eat, in front of the fourth uncle Wang Anli, Wang Yan didn't want to say this, nodded and said: "Let's talk about these again, Dad, my son returned to Beijing for some official business, but he happened to meet the New Year, not for the New Year." ”
Wang Anshi read his beard and thought about it, he really can't teach his son now, when Bao Zheng returned to Beijing, he praised Wang Yan and publicized Wang Yan's precedent in Beijing, and Wang Anshi had to applaud after reading it.
In Wang Anshi's eyes, his son really relied on himself to make up for the last shortcoming of being an official. Because in the past, he was a famous "judge who did not understand the law", relying on the emperor's trust and favor to ascend to the throne, but now no one says that anymore.
Shaking his head, he didn't think about it anymore, even if there was always a feeling that he was old and useless, Wang Anshi was still very happy, and took the lead in picking up chopsticks and said, "Let's eat." ”
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The next morning, I didn't hear the little rooster croaking.
At about the same time, Dayan woke up, and after hearing that there was no movement outside, he said: "Our rooster is also wasted, and like Xiaobao, I have forgotten the essential work." ”
The big sister also woke up, snuggled in the arms of the big and said: "It's not the rooster's problem, your three young people like to sleep lazy, so he ordered a batch of glue and glued the mouths of the three roosters." I've seen him do it. ”
Da Yan didn't have time to care about these, it was cold outside but hot in the heart, so he hugged the fairy sister again.
At the critical moment, the door was pushed open. It scared the fairy sister and the big demon king's heart.
also said who had a bad taste, it turned out that the little boy Sanshao rubbed his eyes and came in and shouted in pain, and said, "Big brother, will you take me to the Taiyi Bureau to change the medicine?" They didn't wait for me to go by myself, they wouldn't even open the door for me, and they couldn't even shout at me. ”
The fairy sister wanted to get dressed and serve this little ancestor, but she was pulled by Da Yan, who hid in the quilt and asked, "The third young man of the Wang family, when did you go to the Taiyi Bureau to change the dressing?" ”
The little kid wearing a splint said in the form of a disabled person, "I went a quarter of an hour ago." ”
Wang Yan couldn't help but have a black line on his face: "Today is the New Year, and it's only the fourth watch now, you went to the Imperial Medical Bureau a quarter of an hour ago to ask them to change your dressing?" Why don't you just let Xiaobao kick you in the head? ”
"Oh......" The little kid scratched his head and thought for a while, "But big brother, I'm in pain, I have to change the medicine to observe the condition, right?" ”
"the bunny! Turtle son! ”
Da Yan jumped out of the quilt in a naked state and tried to beat him, but Sanshao was very clever and turned around and ran.
Fortunately, he didn't shout for help, otherwise the old grandmother would definitely come out and ask, "Which of you go to see Xiaobian", then the pill.
In the outbreak of anger, Da Yan chased out of the room for a few steps, but found that it was cold outside, so he had to decisively go back to the quilt and hug the fairy sister again......
When the sky was bright, Da Yanzhi, who was dressed like a woolly bear, came out of the yard proudly, and saw that although the third young master was a disabled person with a splint, he was fishing in the snow.
At the Wang's pond, he hung down his hook and began fishing. Full one-handed operation.
The Wang family never eats fish from their own pond, so the fish are very big and stupid.
I saw that the third young master's hook had just gone down, and there was no bait, and there was a big fish on the hook.
"It's a big fish!" The little kid screamed and jerked without skill, and the thread broke.
He was not angry, threw the fishing rod and turned to Wang Yan and said, "Big brother, the fish fished my hook away." ”
Wait, where did he get his little kid to get his hook? Wang Yan asked, "The third young man of the Wang family, where did you get the fish hook?" ”
"The second sister has it in the treasure chest, I borrowed it for use, but it was stolen by the fish." That's how Sanshao answered.
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That's Erya's lifeline, her so-called treasure chest is full of garbage, but she just likes it, and a lot of it was given to her by Dayan in Shuzhou back then.
I really wanted to kick him, but his disabled state was Cao Ji's pot, and Da Yan was not so stupid to stop him, so he said earnestly: "Sanshao, I can tolerate all your problems, but if you dare to yin your second sister in the future, I will make you regret being a man." ”
The third young man of the Wang family thought for a while and said, "Big brother, you better pay back the second sister's money first, and then talk about me later." ”
"......" Wang Yan could only watch him turn around and leave. He should be going to change the dressing, and now there should be someone in the Taiyi Bureau.
"Hey......" There was a light sigh from behind him, it was Bai Yutang wearing a white bear skin who came out. Although the belly is big, it still looks like Ximen blowing snow.
She exchanged questions with Da Yan about Sanshao. It's okay to say that he is a brain-dead, but in general, the fairy sister evaluates him as a little man.
It is undeniable that if there is no such brain, the Wang family will not be lively, and there will be some changes in the atmosphere. From a certain point of view, the Wang family needs that traitor donkey and a brain-dead person to be like a chicken feather home.
The atmosphere was very good back then, but the donkey is old, and the former bear child Da Yan has also grown up. Family problems are an eternal sting in the heart of the eldest king, and he can't cut off any housework. always felt that it was his fault that his children died young, and the surviving children failed to manage it.
The eldest patriarch, Lao Wang, has always wanted his children to continue all his thoughts and styles. But he had long been brave enough to admit defeat. The growth of the eldest son Wang Yan is a "history of trouble", and the brain-dead of the three young people is even more unacceptable. Only Erya has a good conscience and is more like the style of Da Lao Wang, so he always loves Erya. But in this way, he will suffer from the white eyes of Wu Qiong's mother.
"Hard wife, if you can manage this family well, it will be amazing."
This sentence is the heart of Wang Yan's heroic shortness of breath this winter. This is a strong contrast with the proud "Northern Scenery" in the last heavy snow battlefield......