Chapter 201: Don't Spend My Money Anymore!
"Cao Shuo, you are a vertical son!"
Cao Cao looked at the magazine and was so angry that he almost recited it in one go.
Cao Shuo also knew deeply that Cao Cao was a top iron rooster, so he deliberately waited for a week to write the news.
Although it was written in the magazine that Cao Cao specially built a fire kang for everyone, it was a huge act of kindness.
But the money is too much!
"This Cao Shuo uses my taxes all day long, he really wants to me off! It took more than half of it at once! ”
Cao Cao was anxious like a peasant who had no harvest, and it was not without any reason.
After all, taxes are indeed the main source of a country's economy.
If there were no taxes, Cao Cao would probably have to take the lead in begging tomorrow.
"Lord, don't be angry now!"
At this time, Guo Jia stood up and said to Cao Cao with a smile: "Now the whole north is saying that Cao Gong was sent by God to manage the people, and your reputation has not just improved by a notch!" ”
"So what......"
Cao Cao sighed and said: "If this continues, I don't know that your salary will not be paid next year, this ...... I can't sell my ass! ”
Now Cao Cao really has to worry about whether he will go out to beg or sell his ass.
Because the highway built by Cao Shuo has almost sucked Cao Cao dry.
Now that the kang has been built for the common people, the treasury is instantly empty, and the finances are about to collapse.
If the military pay cannot be paid by then...... That's really a great digestion.
"Report!"
At this moment, a herald's voice came from the door: "Now Cao Shuo's son is back!" ”
"This rebel, today I want him to kowtow and admit his mistakes!"
Cao Cao jumped up excitedly: "He didn't know that Lao Tzu had no money now, and he dared to come over, right?" ”
"Daddy! You haven't seen me for so long, do you miss me? ”
At this time, Cao Shuo walked to the middle of the hall with a hippie smile.
"You little bastard!"
Cao Cao pointed at Cao Shuo and scolded, and came directly to the father-son line link that everyone likes to see: "I miss you very much, I want to slap you to the sky!" ”
"Haha!"
Cao Shuo grinned, came to Cao Cao's side and said, "Dad, every time you see me, you are so angry, you have to cherish your body!" ”
"You!"
Cao Cao just wanted to calm down and asked Cao Shuo what to do now, but at this moment Cao Shuo spoke again: "If you are not well, then you can't do it, I still want a few younger brothers and sisters!" ”
"Little bastard, do you want to go to heaven!"
Cao Cao's face flushed with anger, but at this time, several strategists and generals in the hall laughed directly.
"You...... Now that Lao Tzu's money has been spent, even if he has younger brothers and sisters, what will he raise! ”
Burst!
The crowd laughed again.
This time, Cao Cao actually said this with Cao Shuo.
Now Cao Cao is not angry and stupid!
"Dad, you're thinking too much!"
Cao Shuo smiled, pouted and said, "You can rest assured, I can help you raise it when the time comes!" ”
Puff puff!
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Today, the father and son are performing cross talk in front of everyone?
If you didn't see the face, who would have imagined that this was a conversation between father and son.
Who would have imagined that this was a conversation between Cao Cao and his son?
"You kid...... Climb for me! ”
Cao Cao was so angry that his tongue was knotted, he grabbed the stool on the ground and threw it at Cao Shuo.
"I'm flashing!"
Cao Shuo grabbed it dexterously, sat on the chair that Cao Cao threw over just now, and said with a smile: "Really, don't worry, I naturally have a way to make money." ”
"How? You've got a chicken feather solution! ”
Cao Cao snorted reluctantly, skimming his face like a little daughter-in-law.
"Dad, it's not like you don't know that my current carriage and cement have been sold all over the country!"
Cao Shuo smiled and continued to say to Cao Cao: "You also know that the basic value of these things is very cheap, just earning processing fees is enough for our two to live without worry!" ”
"You fart!"
Cao Cao shouted again: "Think Lao Tzu doesn't know? How much did it cost to build the road? This time, I went to the north to repair the fire kang, and I was about to be killed directly, you are really a loser! ”
"Hehe......"
Facing the angry Cao Cao, Cao Shuo was not nervous at all, and said with a slight smile: "I have a new idea recently, and I can make up for the gap in your court casually!" ”
"Fart! I don't know how much money you put into building roads, and you're still bragging to me here, isn't it? You bad kid! ”
Cao Cao still didn't believe it at all, and shouted directly at Cao Shuo.
"Hey, I'll tell you something, dad, do you remember that Beiyu silver mirror in my house?" Cao Shuo was still unhurried, calmly took out a palm-sized mirror and shook it.
"This thing ......"
Cao Cao saw the Beiyu silver mirror in Cao Shuo's hand, and his whole body was shocked.
This thing...... When Cao Shuo was before, he got one for Cao Cao.
Because at the beginning, Cao Shuo did not have the ability to refine glass, so he could only rely on the lottery of the system to continue his life, and this small mirror was also used by Cao Shuo for Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, and it was inevitable that Cao Cao would see it.
Subsequently, Cao Cao licked his face and asked Cao Shuo to ask for one, and then went to please the woman.
When Cao Cao left, Cao Shuo specially made up a tall name: Beiyu Silver Mirror, and also specifically told Cao Cao that this thing was made by gods in the northernmost area, and it was extremely rare and had no price.
At this time, no one else in the hall had seen this mirror much, and they all felt very curious when they saw it, and at the same time, their hearts were full of shock.
"How can there be such a clear mirror in this world......"
Guo Jia, who was closest to Cao Shuo, saw himself in the mirror and almost fainted to the ground in fright.
Others also thought it was incredible, and felt that what was in Cao Shuo's hand was not a mirror, but a magic weapon.
"What do you mean......"
Cao Cao frowned and thought for a long time before he spoke: "Are you going to sell all the mirrors in your house?" Even if the price is higher than gold, it will not make up for such a big emptiness in the treasury! ”
"Hey, you just don't understand."
Cao Shuo smiled slightly, and then continued: "Come, you see, tell me how much this thing can be sold for!" ”
"I think it must be a priceless treasure!"
Before Cao Cao could speak, Guo Jia directly grabbed the conversation: "In my opinion, this Beiyu silver mirror is made of glass, and it has such a high definition, even if it is a hundred taels of gold, I believe that someone will buy it!" ”
"Just ......"
Jia Xu took a step forward at this time, and muttered in his mouth: "I think this Beiyu Silver Mirror will definitely exceed one hundred taels of gold, but ...... Even if it's a thousand taels, it is estimated that it will not be able to make up for the emptiness of the treasury! ”
"Haha!"
When Cao Shuo heard this, he directly shook it vigorously and smashed the mirror on the ground.