Chapter Twenty-Six: Shame Me Down!
Unexpectedly, Wan Yanyan's girl was actually a self-acquaintance, and she educated Duan Mingyu well as soon as she came up.
Wan Yanyan glanced at Ji Yunyi's strange look: "Mother, what's wrong with you, what did I say wrong?"
Ji Yunyi straightened up: "This ...... For a mother, a woman's family, where do you understand these! "Obviously, neither side wants to offend.
Watching Ji Yunyi eat deflated under his daughter, Duan Mingyu giggled.
"Duan Zhuangyuan, please don't laugh, this is a very serious question, I hope you will be on the right path in the future, catch these jobs quickly, and do less in the future, so as not to lose your ambition." Wan Yanyan said in shame.
"This ...... It was purely an accident, just this once, not an example. Duan Mingyu said cautiously.
Wan Yanyan covered her lips and smiled, an indescribable charm was natural: "I can't imagine that Duan Zhuangyuan is actually as good as a stream, but he still has a little strength."
"You're seeing my strengths so quickly?" Duan Mingyu was "surprised" and said: "I thought I had hidden it well, hey, I was still too sharp." As the saying goes, the wood is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it, and it seems that it is time to take a good look at yourself. ”
"Hahahaha, why are you so shameless!" Wan Yanyan and Ji Yunyi covered their bellies at the same time and laughed.
Duan Mingyu was speechless, your two laughs are really not ordinarily low, isn't that funny? Lao Tzu has to pay attention in the future, in case this girl dies laughing, it will be a big loss to the pervert world!
Wan Yanyan was the first to recover her human form, and whispered in a voice that only one person could hear: "Duan Zhuangyuan is really good at making people happy, no wonder my mother smiled so happily just now!"
Duan Mingyu coughed: "Miss Wan, please don't call Duan Zhuangyuan in the future, okay?" To be honest, I'm really a little, a little allergic to this title. Duan Mingyu couldn't help frowning.
Wan Yanyan was stunned for a moment, and then agreed: "Okay, Duan Zhuangyuan." Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes helplessly, this dead girl is really dead. Wan Yanyan obviously realized her mistake, her white jade-like face was also red, and she hurriedly smiled at him embarrassedly.
Ji Yunyi interjected: "Zhuangyuanlang, what kind of rules is this?" The slave family really doesn't understand. ”
Duan Mingyu patted the halberd and said shamelessly: "Mrs. Ji doesn't know, this person is floating in the rivers and lakes, how can he not be stabbed, how can he be a man, it's better to keep a low profile?"
Wan Yanyan was a little dazed by Duan Mingyu's bloody bridge, and blinked innocently.
Duan Mingyu asked, "Miss Wan, do you understand?"
Wan Yanyan patted her well-developed chest: "If my mother understands, I will understand, mother, do you understand?"
"Yes, actually, you do!" Ji Yunyi imitated Duan Mingyu's tone and said.
Wan Yanyan pretended to be angry and said, "If I don't call you Duan Zhuangyuan, what do you call you?"
Duan Mingyu said: "I rank fourth in the dormitory, so I am called Duan Laosi, and Miss Wan can also call me the fourth brother." Damn, if you don't pay attention, you will say that you are leaking, what is the dormitory, and this matter is a bit esoteric.
Duan Mingyu snorted embarrassedly: "The weather is really good today!" But Duan Mingyu soon couldn't laugh, and a rather obscene voice reached the middle of the three of them, and I don't know when, Zhang San and Li Si had already hooked up with Wan Yanyan's two maids.
After Zhang San touched a maid on the left, he said with emotion: "Wow, it looks like a steamed bun!" ”
The maid said shyly: "No, how can people have big steamed buns." ”
Zhang San said obscenely: "I'm talking about Wangzai's small steamed buns." ”
The maid's face suddenly turned crimson: "Oh, Brother Zhang, you are dead."
Zhang San said with a smile: "Men are not bad, women are not loved!"
Here Zhang San and the maid fought hotly, Li Si was also on the side and another maid was also embarrassed, Li Si put his hands up and down, making the maid panting and begging for mercy again and again.
Duan Mingyu couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Shame me too!"
Ji Yunyi covered her face with her long sleeves, and said again and again: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!"
Duan Mingyu said secretly, you hooked up with each other as soon as you soaked in urine, what a good pair of dog men and women, oh, slip of the tongue, it is two pairs of dog men and women.
Duan Mingyu spat out, these two boys, this is a family, you think it's your family, you don't know how to converge at all, what the fuck is this!
Duan Mingyu said to Wan Yanyan: "This little that these two boys did is purely 'Zhang Fei's mother'!"
Wan Yanyan asked suspiciously: "Zhang Fei's mother, what is the reason!"
Duan Mingyu pretended to be profound: "Do you know what Zhang Fei's mother's surname is?"
"What's the last name?" Ji Yunyi and Wan Yanyan both poked their heads over, looking like I was gossipy.
Duan Mingyu smiled: "Naturally, the surname is Wu!"
"How did you know about unfounded things?"
"There is a Taoist Zhang Fei's mother - nothing (Wu's) is born (Fei)"
The two of them laughed again, Duan Mingyu's cheeks twitched, and if she continued to laugh like this, how could she be good, Lao Tzu really had to review and review. But in the end, is this the mother or not, how does this champion look like the two sisters, this matter, you have to investigate, check it well.
This time, Ji Yunyi narrowly defeated Wan Yanyan by two seconds, and took the lead in straightening up and bending down with a smile: "Zhuangyuanlang is really interesting, I have seen a lot of slaves in all shapes, but I can't find two of them in the whole world!"
"How dare you, how dare you, ashamed, ashamed......" Duan Mingyu arched his hand and said, the halberd on the ground seized the opportunity to fall to the side again, but fortunately, Duan Mingyu's eyes were quick, and he once again saved Ji Yunyi from fire and water.
Duan Mingyu held the halberd in one hand and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with the other, the danger factor of this thing is too high, I don't know if Ji Yunyi has insurance or something, otherwise it will be difficult to guarantee Duan Mingyu's mistake, and this girl will become a ghost under the halberd.
It is estimated that Wan Yanyan was too tired from laughing, beads of sweat appeared on Qiong's nose, and Wan Yanyan glanced at Duan Mingyu: "Fourth brother, I want to ask you a question."
"Miss Wan, please ask, you must know everything in the future, and you must say everything."
Wan Yanyan said: "What are you doing at my house this time?"
Duan Mingyu said confidently: "Of course I came...... By the way, Lao Tzu is here to investigate the case, why did I talk to you, Zhang San, Li Si, you two scumbags still don't roll over for me. ”
Zhang San and Li Si were about to carry out the next step of their work when they heard Duan Mingyu's voice, as if the devil had surrendered, and raised their hands in embarrassment, as if they were saying that I didn't do anything.
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