Chapter 212: Two Big Fools
The two sides parted ways, each heading for their goal.
Xue Yu took out the voucher issued to him by the Wang family and hung it on his head car.
With this certificate, the official can guarantee that their road will be smooth.
Li Chengyang saw that Xue Yu's experience was not bad, and he also put his mind at ease, and took Xiao Cheng and Xue Rengui to the road he came.
Xue Rengui took his halberd and scratched his head in front of the carriage.
Xiao Cheng glanced at him twice: "Don't be stunned, hurry up, we're going to leave too, what are you doing standing stupidly?" ”
Xue Rengui's own halberd smiled bitterly: "Where are you going to put this weapon?" ”
Xiao Cheng sighed: "What's the ink, just put it in the car." ”
"But" Xue Rengui hesitated: "Won't this surprise Your Highness?" ”
Xiao Cheng's eyebrows furrowed: "If you want to let you go, you can let it go, where did you get so much nonsense?" There's a lot of stuff in here, what else can you do? Bring it to you. ”
The more Xiao Cheng spoke, the more anxious he became, so he simply snatched the halberd in Xue Rengui's hand directly.
As soon as the halberd arrived, Xiao Cheng's face changed:
"Ouch, how much does your halberd weigh?"
Xue Rengui smiled innocently: "Seventy pounds, hehe." ”
Xiao Cheng was stunned for a moment, glanced at him thoughtfully, and lifted the halberd in his hand and handed it to the carriage:
"Your Highness, take it."
Li Chengyang took the halberd in his hand with one hand horizontally, and smiled at Xiao Cheng:
"What's the matter, with this hand alone, do you think I have lost this trip?"
Xiao Cheng scratched his head: "No loss, no loss, you have made a lot of money this time." ”
Then he turned around and shouted at Xue Rengui: "Does the kid know how to drive?" ”
Xue Rengui nodded.
Xiao Cheng Yile: "Okay, you come to drive, I'll show you the way, I'll rest for a while, and I'll be for you when you're tired." ”
Xue Rengui naturally didn't say anything against it, and obediently sat on the horse and lifted the reins.
"Drive!"
"Squeak squeak......"
Xue Rengui gave an order, thinking that the carriage should move, but he saw that the horse's strength to feed was used, and the carriage did not move at all.
Xue Rengui thought that there was something wrong with his driving, so he kept urging the horse, and his head was sweating in a hurry.
Li Chengyang smiled bitterly and looked at the weapons and armor placed in the car in a mess, and shook his head:
"Chu Mo, let's go down, aren't there a few horses behind, let's ride a horse,
Let Rengui catch up with this car. ”
Xiao Cheng was just about to lie down and plan to rest for a while, but when he heard Li Chengyang's words, he sat up with a dissatisfied face:
"Didn't you just walk well? How can this change people, this car can't move? ”
Li Chengyang pointed to the halberd that had just been put up: "Well, isn't the reason here?" ”
Xiao Cheng frowned, and sighed again:
"Okay, just listen to you, in order to give up the carriage to the prince of the war halberd, you are a corporal of Lixian, I can't compare."
Li Chengyang looked at Xiao Cheng funny and teased:
"Won't you be jealous again? No, there is no such thing as jealousy now, is it possible that you are still jealous of a weapon?
Besides, I won't get out of the car, let you carry the halberd through the city, aren't you afraid of causing a riot? ”
Xiao Cheng lowered his head and stopped talking, got out of the carriage with a muffled snort, and glanced at Xue Rengui hatefully.
Xue Rengui had a question mark on his face, why was he still angry with himself?
Li Chengyang also got out and patted him on the shoulder:
"Ignore him, it'll be fine for a while, you drive your car well, we'll follow behind."
After saying that, he also got out of the car, found a horse, and climbed up.
leaned next to Xiao Cheng, stretched out his arm and poked Xiao Cheng: "What's the matter, what are you angry about?" ”
Xiao Cheng pursed his mouth and turned his head: "I'm not angry, you don't care about me!" ”
Li Chengyang shrugged his shoulders and stopped talking.
I didn't expect Xiao Cheng to have a tsundere side, this is a big discovery.
As soon as the two of them got out of the carriage, the carriage began to move.
Li Chengyang lay on the horse and followed lazily and slowly, while Xiao Cheng looked at the carriage in front of him from time to time, went beyond to look at Xue Rengui for a while, and fell behind Li Chengyang without saying a word.
Li Chengyang was annoyed by his quarrel, and finally shouted at Xiao Cheng:
"Annoying, annoying, you're not tired after a day of driving, what will you toss if you don't rest?"
Xiao Cheng didn't speak with a dark face, and continued to run and stop before.
Li Chengyang simply didn't lie on his stomach, sat up straight on the horse, and looked at Xiao Cheng:
"If you have anything to say, who is this yin and yang weird greasy?"
It's okay not to say it, but as soon as he said this, Xiao Cheng's eyes began to turn red.
I saw him take a few deep breaths, then look up at the sky at forty-five degrees for a while, and wait for his emotions to stabilize before looking at Li Chengyang and asking:
"Why don't I have so much strength?"
Li Chengyang almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Are you angry about this?"
Xiao Cheng nodded, with an indescribable distress in his eyes.
It took Li Chengyang a long time to hold back his smile, pointed at himself and then at Xue Rengui:
"What do you compare yourself to us? Do you know how many years it takes for people like us to produce one? You really think everyone has so much energy,
Also, you hang out with me every day, and you do think so, but then you think about your father,
And Uncle Qin, Uncle Wei Chi, isn't this good?
I'll tell you secretly, Uncle Wei Chi was not convinced on the first day he met me, and wanted to compete with me.
As a result, I turned his head over with one hand, and you are looking at him now, and he is not alive and well.
You also learn from him, and look away! ”
Xiao Cheng pouted: "You said lightly, I don't know how long I will have to mix with you two freaks in the future,
How so? Oh yes, in the words you taught me, life is a coffee table full of tragedies! ”
Li Chengyang touched his chest, pretended to understand and nodded:
"Yes, you're right, but you think, Uncle Li Jing, I heard that his martial arts are not very good,
Look at how majestic people are now, Uncle Qin is powerful, don't you just follow Li Jing and let him do whatever he wants.
If you think so, you have to be a commander in command of the three armies, not a general who can only fight on the battlefield.
No matter how powerful Xue Rengui is at that time, won't he have to listen to you in the end?
Isn't it fun to think about it? ”
Xiao Cheng pondered carefully, it was really like this, and he was not uncomfortable at the moment, and he put the horse's belly on the horse's back:
"I'm happy, I'll rest for a while, and you'll call me when you get to the bandits."
Li Chengyang glanced at him angrily: "Okay, let's squint." ”
After finishing talking about Xiao Cheng, Li Chengyang also grabbed the horse's belly and slowly lay down, and closed his eyes slightly.
The carriage was not going fast, and Li Chengyang's horse was tied to the tail of the carriage, so naturally it could not go fast.
The horse was swaying, and Li Chengyang only felt indescribably comfortable.
Gradually, his eyes became tighter and tighter, and seeing that the fake sleep was about to become real sleep, Xiao Cheng Teng sat up from the horse again:
"Mother, I'm still not convinced!"
Li Chengyang was so frightened by him that he almost jumped up from his horse, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't reach Xiao Cheng now, he swung it over with a punch.
"Do you want to sleep or not? Is it owed? Li Chengyang roared.
Xiao Cheng glanced at Li Chengyang apologetically, and then shouted at the front:
"Hey, that kid surnamed Xue, stop, let's fight!"
Li Chengyang patted his head, this person really didn't hurt, he didn't know why the flowers were so red.
"Phew~"
Xue Rengui stopped the carriage, stretched out his head from the front and asked the back:
"Brother Cheng, what did you say?"
Xiao Cheng took a few quick steps, jumped into the carriage, and took down his horse lance and Xue Rengui's halberd.
Throw the halberd to Xue Rengui:
"I'm just not convinced, why can you call me big brother when you come up,
We've had a fight, and you've convinced me! ”
Xue Rengui held his halberd sideways and looked at Li Chengyang, whose face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd behind him: "Your Highness? This? ”
Li Chengyang stretched the entangled muscles on his face, and said appointedly:
"Fulfill him, or we won't think about it all the way,
But it's just a competition, let's point to the end, nothing can happen,
Your brother Cheng fought with people before and injured his arm, you pay attention. ”
Xue Rengui looked at Xiao Cheng, who had already run away with the lance, and handed the halberd head to his hand,
Treating the halberd as a knife, he slammed his arm up, and then smiled at Li Chengyang:
"That's fair now, hehe."
Li Chengyang is stupid, isn't this stupid? What do you mean, let you let people do this?
Hey, should I say that he has a straight personality or that he is a stunned young man?
But now it's too late to say anything, Xue Rengui has already mounted his horse with a war halberd and a bloody left arm and rushed to Xiao Cheng's side.
Li Chengyang also hit the horse and followed, for fear that they would not be able to control and hurt each other if they were red-eyed, and they would not be able to tell at that time.
Li Chengyang had just stood still, and the two people opposite had already chosen their positions and began to prepare for the competition.
Xiao Cheng was just about to put the horse lance flat, when he suddenly saw Xue Rengui's bleeding left arm, was stunned, and drank:
"What do you mean?"
Xue Rengui swept his left arm, bared his teeth and waved, and replied:
"Your Highness said, your arm is injured, I can't take advantage of you, so you have to fight fairly."
Xiao Cheng frowned: "My arm is not so badly injured, you wait!" ”
After that, Xiao Cheng pulled out his waist knife, and without waiting for Li Chengyang to react, he slashed his original wound fiercely.
"Hehe, it's fair now, let's do it!"
Xiao Cheng proudly threw the waist knife to the ground, waving his bloody left arm and shouting.
Xue Rengui looked carefully at Xiao Cheng's left arm, then at his own, and pouted:
"You've been stabbed twice, it's not fair, look at me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he let go of his hand and grabbed the top of the halberd again.
"Stop the fuck, are you going to hack yourself to death? You love more than you can't compare,
Don't fucking stab yourself before hitting someone, who are you going to be a social person with?
Either fight now, or go back with me to heal your injuries, you can do it! ”
Li Chengyang is going crazy, why did he bring out such two fools?
Give yourself a knife before you fight? I don't dare to write like that.
Xue Rengui glanced at the angry Li Chengyang, and shouted at Xiao Cheng with some embarrassment:
"Brother Cheng, I'm sorry, the younger brother has taken some advantage, His Royal Highness has an order, and he doesn't dare to disobey."
Xiao Cheng said: "It's okay, it's just a gift for you, I, as a big brother." ”
Xue Rengui straightened his face and shouted at Xiao Cheng: "Brother Cheng, I'm here!" ”
After finishing speaking, he hit the horse and rushed forward, Xiao Cheng refused to show weakness, and with a clamp between his legs, he also rushed towards Xue Rengui.
"Bell~"
There was a sound of gold and iron clashing, and then the horse lance in Xiao Cheng's hand was bounced into the sky, and before he could react, there was a cold feeling on his neck.
Xue Rengui put away the halberd against Xiao Cheng's neck and smiled slightly:
"Big brother, admit it!"
Xiao Cheng's face was red and white for a while, and the coolness just now really scared him.
Fortunately, that feeling came and went quickly, and it didn't leave any shadow on him.
Looking at the respectful Xue Rengui in front of him, Xiao Cheng grinned:
"It doesn't matter, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, besides, I was stabbed twice, and you were stabbed once, so although you won, you still took a lot of advantage, so let's put it this time, how about it?"
The corners of Xue Rengui's mouth twitched: "Well, it's a draw." ”
"Don't fucking tie, come back with me, I'll treat your two uncles to treat their wounds!"
Li Chengyang drank beside the two.