The morning sun shines inside and outside Longyi Village, and the sun blends in the morning mist and the wind is light.

The pale morning mist gathered more and more in the low air at the entrance of Longyi Village, enchanting to condense a colorful gauze tent.

This endless layer of colorful gauze tents swells in the wind, revealing a shadow reflected in the morning sun, shrouding and transforming into the body of the person under the stone wall on the right side of the stone steps of the village, which looks extraordinary.

It was a row of sculptors standing three feet from the stone wall, clad in armor and holding spears, as if they were trembling slightly in the wind.

Combined with the shadows of the colorful gauze tent, and a pile of bonfires that have not yet been extinguished, crackling and burning fire, the light of the fire reflects on the sculptors, all of them look like living people.

"Rustle"

A group of guards patrolled by.

They brought with them a puff of dust and a sense of life around the sculptor.

Yes, this formation is enough to confuse the real with the fake, and no one can see it.

"Zizi"

Teppanyaki, burned until tender inside and charred outside.

The snake meat rested on the knife surface of the Tang knife and was placed on the fire to barbecue and there was a burst of aroma, Wang Langjun admired the masterpiece under the morning view, smelled the barbecue, and glimpsed the fragrance to lure a person who was sleeping on the right side, laughing without saying a word.

Why does this barbecue taste so good? Wei Zheng looked at the silhouette of Lang Jun sitting on the ground and barbecued, he loved and hated, walked closer, and said angrily: "You kid has made a miserable mistake."

This time, the emperor really misunderstood that the prime minister was wearing a pair of pants with you.

No, the emperor sent a very servant to come over and ask you for barbecue, look at this meat..."

"You can do it yourself, and you can eat enough food and clothing, and you don't have to think about this meat.

You also know that a gentleman does not eat what he eats.

It is just in response to a combination of a king, a courtier, and a pair of gentlemen.

It's really apt, it's poetic, do you still want to eat meat? ”

Sample, playing a hunger strike, brother barbecue lures you to death, Wang Langjun glanced at the emperor sitting on the Taishi chair ten zhang away, looked at it pitifully, and said disdainfully.

Dead people can be said to be alive by this kid, Wei Zheng has a black line, turned around and spread his hands at the emperor, if you want to eat meat and do it yourself.

Bastard boy, he actually let me barbecue himself? Li Shimin couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and said in a loud voice: "Bastard son, I have stayed, and I have weighed your mind, what do you want?" ”

It is said that the court is not short of hungry soldiers.

That's because hungry soldiers will mutiniate and mess up when they are hungry.

Therefore, the emperor did not dare to send hungry soldiers to run errands, fight, and commit great taboos.

But what the emperor didn't dare to do, this son dared to do.

The Turks were still scolding in the woods, it was time to command the emperor to work, Wang Langjun's heart moved, raised a skewer of barbecue in his hand, and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, do you want to eat?"

If you want to eat, just like a man, you have to be responsible.

That's right, just like you, puff up your chest, luck dantian, tear open your voice and instigate the Turks to death.

Let them kneel and beg for mercy and steal their lives..."

"Bastard, how dare you order me to do something?

And let me scold the street like a shrew?

Bastard, you don't scold people with dirty words, are you angry? ”

Li Shimin walked towards the concubine angrily, and couldn't help but be tempted by the skewer of barbecue in his hand to swallow a mouthful of saliva, and resisted the urge to rush up to grab the barbecue.

Why should this man have trouble with his stomach? Wang Langjun glanced at the emperor's gluttony, Hadazi was overflowing, he didn't dare to compliment, and still shook the kebab and said: "The world has the biggest belly."

Nonsense is all drunken talk.

Fraud and fraud are all over the place.

Become a hegemon and dominate the world.

As long as you dare to do it, it's called a cow fork.

Put aside the gossip of the common people, and you will scold them with them.

Come, reward you with a skewer of barbecue, and you only scold them until the sky is dark..."

"Shameless, bring it to me.

Woo, delicious, fragrant, this meat is so delicious..."

This concubine is too capable of speaking, Li Shimin feels angry, and it seems that he has been saying that he has longed for dominating the world for a long time in his heart, how can he refute it? I couldn't help but snatch the meat skewers in the hands of the concubine, and tasted the barbecue while talking, almost not biting my tongue, it was so delicious.

This is 10,000 times stronger than the food made by the imperial chef in the palace, and you will never forget it once you eat it.

On the contrary, I can't eat the food made by the royal gift anymore, it's pig food, phew, eat the barbecue first, it's too fragrant, it melts in your mouth...

Hungry wolf, poor emperor, Wang Langjun looked at the emperor who was eating the meat skewers in his hands, but his eyes were looking at the meat skewers grilled on the fire, and said angrily: "You are eating the bowl and looking at the pot."

Don't look at it, you can't pull it out if you look at it carefully.

But you can have it if you want to eat, but you have to do it.

Do what you've done wrong.

For example, if you want to call Di Wen Di Pu and others out to confront them, ask the reason, and you will eat the barbecue.

Otherwise, it's no fun. ”

"What? You kid offered advice on that arrow shaft, and only said that he would only let me show up to deter Xiao Xiao, and the rest of the matter was up to you to settle it.

Do you dare to let me do something now? ”

That was his own slap in the face, Li Shimin felt hot on his face, bit off the only piece of meat left on the meat skewer, chewed viciously and swallowed his throat and said.

Forcing the emperor to sweep the snow in front of the door, that is called art, Wang Langjun rolled his eyes, raised another skewer of barbecue and said: "Eight Immortals brand barbecue, the only one in the world, there is no other semicolon."

Smell, this fragrance, the fragrance is not an exaggeration.

And this meat is delicate, tender, crispy, melts in the mouth, and the taste of the spleen is a fairy product.

It's a priceless delicacy, but isn't it enough to awaken the courage to introspect and correct your mistakes?

Are you embarrassed to deny it?

Say it? ”

"Gollum, Gollum..."

The stomach and intestines replied, and the call of the heart was not discounted.

Why is my stomach so unlucky... Li Shimin stood by the fire, looking at the barbecue in the hands of the concubine, and the whole person was not good.

Pressing his hand on his abdomen couldn't suppress the hungry stomach roar of greed, and he couldn't help but twist it.

No, I can't help it.

That smell, that taste is so beautiful!

What immortal products are not immortal, what is eaten in the mouth, nourishes the body and mind, and is so beautiful that it is the best food in the world.

These barbecues are all mine...

But if I eat another skewer of barbecue, I will have to obey this concubine's order to do something?

How dare the damn concubine order me to do something?

That is a wrong thing I did, and if I don't solve it, it will stink for 10,000 years, and I will be poked in the backbone by the world, a proper ugly thing

What is hateful to be singled out by this concubine?

Bastard, do you have to force me to kill you?

That's... Li Shimin stared at the barbecue and couldn't take his eyes off, and when he saw that he was dry, he squatted down and took the barbecue meat from the hand of the concubine and said, "Concubine, you first talk about the specific method."

If you embarrass me..."

"It's hard to be a person, it's hard to turn suffering into beautiful talk.

Several times the sunset is gone, and Mu Jin Wangjin can't finish complaining.

buried deep hardships and deceitful things to hide the world, covered their ears and stole bells to sell for money.

I like to celebrate the New Year, and I dream back at midnight to tell the truth, complaining about bitterness and sweetness..."

To deal with the disobedient emperor you have to educate wang langjun took care of his own barbecue and only used his spare light to scan the greedy emperor on the right side and said meaningfully.

People know themselves, introspect and correct their mistakes.

Instead of indulging in self-deceptive dreams.

I also have to maintain the dignity that I don't know what to say, fight with others, and expand my personal show.

When you are stuck in it, you can't extricate yourself.

Self-improvement does not self-examination.

This emperor is not lightly ill and has to be cured...

How dare this concubine teach me a lesson? Li Shimin secretly hated while eating barbecue.

Am I taking care of my face for my own sake?

I represent the entire Tang Dynasty, and if my face is damaged, it will hurt the hearts of the people in the world, and it will hurt the country and me, how can I be regarded as an ordinary person?

Ignorant concubine, Li Shimin thought about eating the barbecue in his hand, looked sideways at the concubine and said: "Concubine, if you let me lose face, I will chop you alive..."

"Acupuncture cup? Not really.

Don't fix the vanity.

But don't worry, if my son doesn't come forward, he won't expose the rights and wrongs between you.

You love it. ”

Terminally ill and hopeless, Wang Langjun threw a skewer of barbecue to Lao Wei, who was squatting on the left side and drooling, and transferred to the process of interspersing snake meat skewers with wooden skewers.

"Brush Brush Brush"

The pieces of meat bounce up, and a needle is threaded around the ring to form a string.

Flowing water, all in one go.

"Zizi"

Then grill the skewers over a fire.

In a moment, the grease stains on the barbecue boiled, bubbled, and smoked.

This technique is absolutely amazing, and it is pleasing to the eye just to look at.

Well, delicious... Wei Zheng watched and ate at the same time, and then noticed that the emperor glanced at him unkindly, covered his mouth and ate secretly, and said vaguely: "Your Majesty, if you don't appear again, those Turks will shoot thousands of rockets..."

"You, you're good, you're all good..."

Bastard things, all come to force me? Li Shimin stood up angrily, shook his sleeves and walked out as he spoke.

Your Majesty, the minister was also forced by the kid? Wei Zheng wanted to cry without tears, and said in his heart that it was wrong to help Li Li and not help his relatives?

Why is it so difficult to be a human being? Have a hard time in the future?

It's all a good thing that this stinky boy has made trouble.

You have to rule him by the rule of law......

Yes, it's not a fuel-efficient lamp, Wang Langjun can see it, what's the matter with thankless hard work? For whom?

In order to find out the facts of the case, let everyone turn over, and recognize the reality, my brother did not hesitate to rack his brains to design a lure of the enemy into the urn.

This has just begun to fight back against the Turks, and the people inside are the first to make a fuss.

It's hard to die brother.

Brother, this pretty gentleman, it's not easy to be a good person.

But it's a challenge to be enough.

This fed the emperor ...

"Turkic barbarians, let your khan come out and answer."

The remnants of the Turks had to die, Li Shimin walked to the stone steps at the entrance of Longyi Village and stopped, stood with his hands in his hands, raised his head with his chest straight, and exhaled loudly.

It's not good, I accidentally did what the concubine said?

Bastard, you wait for me to settle the Turks before settling accounts with you......

"Look, that's really Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, dressed in a dragon robe, wearing a dragon crown on his head, and he is not angry and arrogant in the wind..."

"Shut up, he's a turtle, about to become a dead emperor, a majestic fart..."

There was a shouting from the woods below.

After a while, a question came from the bottom of the mountain: "Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, are you willing to get out of the dirt?"

Lao Tzu still thinks that you are afraid of death and will not be able to see people?

Now that you're out, why don't you kneel down and beg for mercy..."

(End of chapter)