The county commander was shocked, hurriedly waved off the officer, hurriedly walked down from behind the case to take a closer look at the jade pendant, his face turned pale, and he saluted Shu'er tremblingly: "The lower official has seen the eldest lady!" It's all a misunderstanding! It was the lower official who was in a hurry and offended the young lady. ”

Shu'er snorted coolly, nostrils facing upwards and ignoring him. Wenyi said at this time: "Who are you? What about the county order of Wang County of Meixian County? ”

The county commander hurriedly replied: "Wang County Commander has been promoted to Wannian County Commander half a year ago because of his contribution to preventing smallpox. Xiaguan Cui Deyou, from the Boling Cui clan. ”

Wenyi nodded and said: "It turned out to be a disciple of the Cui family, no wonder he was so arrogant." Cui County Order, do you know that Zhang Yuanwai is rampant in the township? ”

Cui County Ling hurriedly shook his head and said, "The lower officials don't know!" Zhang Yuan's affairs have nothing to do with the lower officials! ”

Literature and art despise in his heart, such a straw bag, Cui Shi dares to let him come out and be embarrassed. Then he said: "If you don't know, it's okay to say, but if you offend Miss Shu'er, you have to talk about it well, and I won't embarrass you, ask someone from your family to apologize to Miss Shu'er, and this matter will be over." ”

Cui County Commander breathed a sigh of relief, find someone from the family, then this matter is easy to do, after all, his own family is towards his own family. He nodded, and hurriedly asked someone to go to Chang'an to ask the family steward to come over.

Wenyi said again: "I have a friend who was seized by your people today, and now I want to take him away, I don't know what the county magistrate wants?" ”

Cui County Ling hurriedly agreed, without saying a word, and quickly released the person. Wenyi took someone Shi Ran back to Crooked Willow Village, and when he left, he also gave the address to Cui County Ling, and asked the people of the Cui family to find him there. Cui County ordered natural unconditional obedience.

When I came there were nine people, and when I went back, I became eleven people. The bald head on the road also reported his name, called Zhang Mazi, although he didn't have pockmarks, but his father had a pockmarked face, but his name was Zhang Guangxian, and it was not good to snub the good name "pockmark", so he put it on him.

Zhang Mazi is also a blessed man, his parents died during the war, but he was taken in by his master and taught him his martial arts. He died at the hands of bandits. Zhang Mazi boasted that his master was the famous "Black Tiger Race" in Hebei, and made the 31st "Black Tiger Fist" invincible all over Hebei. Literature and art complained: "Since you fought all over Hebei, why did you die at the hands of bandits? As a result, Zhang Mazi's words left Wenyi speechless: the bandit's surname is Shan, and his name is Xiongxin. can only say that his master deserves to be unlucky, is Shan Xiongxin easy to mess with?

He wandered the rivers and lakes after his master's death, and it is a miracle that he has not died since his IQ and the kung fu that he was slapped down by Qin Wuyi.

The two chatted energetically along the way, and they boasted about each other, one said that I had traveled south and north to learn all kinds of heroes, and the other said that I had traveled 100,000 miles to the east and 100,000 miles to the west. When Zhang Mazi heard this, he admired it: "Brother Fool has been to the east, but I don't know where to go 100,000 miles to the west?" Wenyi was speechless, and said gloomily: "I returned to the place where I started." Zhang Mazi's sudden realization made Wenyi want to knock his head open to see if it was full of stones, and it was really rare for IQ arrears to become like this.

I couldn't talk to Zhang Mazi anymore, so I found the old man who was a fast talker, worthy of being a storyteller all his life, and he knew how to praise and answer, which made Wenyi suddenly feel a little late to see each other. I decided in my heart that in the future, I would let him tell Shu'er stories every day, so that the girl would not bother herself all day long.

Zhang Mazi was bored alone, Qin Wu and they ignored him, so they also got involved, and the three of them chatted and talked about the rangers. Only then did literature and art know that the original novels were all deceitful, there were no dragons and eighteen palms, no beggar gangs, no Dugu Nine Swords, the rivers and lakes are still in a semi-primitive state, the so-called sect is only a relatively large martial arts hall, and the so-called heroes are just a few rangers who are as brave and ruthless as Zhang Mazi. It sounds like a ranger, but in fact, it is a good splash who grabs land and has not robbed others who are forced to wander. did not form the rivers and lakes in the novel, nor did it form a plot of eliminating harm for the people and acting chivalrous, but the government was quite tired of these rangers, and it was troublesome to deal with. So now the rangers are in a state of annoyance and dogs.

Literature and art feel that a society without rivers and lakes is not a good Tang Dynasty. He needs to create a river and lake in his heart to make up for this vacancy, and use righteous slogans such as "the great man of chivalry for the country and the people, punish the evil and promote the good to serve the country" to guide those idlers to go into battle to kill the enemy and maintain law and order. The population of Datang is too small, and some local governments really can't manage it, so they need to solve the bullies who are rampant in the township like Zhang Yuanwai, and then send all kinds of evidence to the government. People can farm and have babies at home with more peace of mind....

made up his mind, Wenyi said to Zhang Mazi: "Uncle bald, you are so skilled, you shouldn't fight those splashes this time, those are all junior brothers, it's useless." ”

Zhang Mazi asked curiously: "What does Brother Xiaoyi mean by this?" Do I want to watch them bully Wang Laohan? ”

Wenyi shook his head and said: "No, you should take advantage of the dark moon and high wind, go to Zhang Cai's house to get some flowers and wrap them in a coil, and then pull Zhang Yuanwai out of the arms of the concubine and whip him hard, tie up a hoof and hang it opposite the mansion, and write on his big belly 'Zhang Peeling is a disaster in the township, and the heroes of the rivers and lakes will help each other when they see injustice'." In this way, no matter how the Cui County Order favors him, his reputation is considered a bad street, and he will definitely be notorious at that time, and when the matter spreads, there will be an imperial historian to rectify him. ”

Zhang Mazi's blood swelled when he heard this, and he wanted to go back and act like this without saying a word. Wenyi hurriedly grabbed him and said: "Uncle Bald, don't go now, his good days are coming to an end soon, I have already done this, it's not worth it for you to go again." ”

Zhang Mazi touched his bald head and said, "Brother Xiaoyi, your method is really good, I can act like this in the future." When the time comes, let the heroes on the road take a look at the majesty of my Zhang Mazi! ”

Literature and art ridiculed: "Your Zhang Mazi's name is not majestic, and people are not interested in spreading the matter, there is a good saying, 'Angry hair rushes to the crown, leaning on the railing, Xiaoxiao rain rests.'" Raise your eyes, look up to the sky and roar, and be fierce. Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and moons. Don't wait, the young man's head is white, empty and sad. "It's better for you to call 'Angry King Kong' Zhang Guanglin." What do you think? Sounds good, right? ”

Zhang Mazi nodded violently as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, his face was flushed, and he nodded violently and said, "Good poem!" Good name, in the future, I will be called 'Angry King Kong' Zhang Guanglin. But what does Guanglin mean? ”

Literature and art said weakly: "Your Zhang Mazi's 'hemp' character is the word Guanglin, so it is not a name change." ”

Zhang Mazi was even more pleased, and even claimed that it was good. It's time to show off your new name.

Wenyi said to the King of Fast Mouths again: "Grandpa Wang, the kid just heard you say that your miscellaneous house is very embarrassed now? ”

Old man Wang sighed and said: "Don't hide it, Brother Wen, we are all homeless due to the war, and we only got together in order to mix a bite to eat. It's just that there are not many people who come to the house, and the reward is small, so I can barely make ends meet. ”

Wenyi said: "It's better for Grandpa Wang to tell me a few paragraphs, I haven't heard of the kid growing up so big." ”

Old man Wang is not hypocritical, he has been talking about a lifetime of jokes as soon as he opens his mouth, and he has said five or six paragraphs in a row, and he is drowsy to listen to literature and art, the plot is tasteless, shoddy, there is no vendetta in the rivers and lakes, there are no meat jokes, and there is no love. Literature and Art interrupted the seventh paragraph that Old Man Wang was about to talk about: "Grandpa Wang, your jokes are not attractive at all, don't you have anyone to make up some love, vendetta or something?" ”

Old man Wang shook his head and said, "Brother Wen, what Little Lao'er is talking about are all familiar to us storytellers, and there are no new jokes." ”

Literature and art were sifted through his mind for a long time, and finally said to Old Man Wang: "Grandpa Wang, I have a story here, it's very long, how about you listen to it." ”

The Qiantang River is mighty and the river flows endlessly from the edge of Lin'an Niujia Village day and night, and flows into the sea in the east. There are dozens of black cypress trees in a row on the riverside, and the leaves are as red as fire, and it is the time of August. The weeds in front of the village and behind the village have just begun to turn yellow, and under the reflection of the slanting sun, it has become a little more depressed. Under two large pine trees gathered a group of villagers, men and women and a dozen children, listening intently to a thin old man. The speaker was in his fifties, and a green cloth robe had faded to blue-gray after a long wash. I only heard him touch the two pear blossom planks a few times, and the bamboo stick in his left hand beat on a small drum continuously. Singing:

"The little peach blooms without an owner, and the tobacco is vast with a night crow. Several ruined wells have always been people's homes. ”......

Literature and art slowly told the revised version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". At first, only King Kuaizui and his grandson Erxuan were listening carefully, talking and talking, Shu'er also poked her head out to listen, and Qin Wu and they even gathered around Wenyi. As I was listening energetically, I saw Wenyi patting Zhang Mazi's thigh and saying: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition." ”

Everyone wailed in unison, begging literature and art to hurry up and speak. Wenyi said to Old Man Wang: "Grandpa Wang, what do you think of this story? ”

The King of Fast Mouths said in a panic: "Great, great, if you get the miscellaneous house, you will definitely win a full house!" ”

Literature and art have to talk about two more words, Shu'er quit, and the old man stretched her neck and said coquettishly to literature and art: "Brother Xiaoyi, hurry up and talk about it!" I'm dying. ”

Literature and art look at the distance, there should be another paragraph, so he drank saliva and moistened his throat and said: "Everyone is objective, in the last book, we said that Guo Yang and the two met Qu San, and we will continue to talk about it......"

When he arrived at Crooked Willow Village, Wenyi patted Zhang Mazi's thigh again and said: "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition!" ”

The crowd lamented and complained that the road was too short, so they listened to two passages and arrived home.