Chapter 118: You May Have a Fake Brain
Because of the emperor's trust in Gu Shenyuan, he recently handed over all the things about the Star Sword Kingdom to Gu Shenyuan. Moreover, Gu Shenyuan himself had to deal with the affairs of Xi Ze and his apprentice, delaying and delaying, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he hadn't seen Jiang Ruanyan for a long time.
When Gu Shenyuan remembered, the sun had just come out.
If he wasn't careful, he stayed up all night.
"Your Highness, are you resting?"
Gu Shenyuan thought about it, but his footsteps went in another direction: "Go and walk in the main hall, you don't have to follow." ”
When he arrived at Jiang Ruanyan's room, he had just woken up at the spring equinox, rubbing his eyes in a daze, and asked him if he wanted to wake up Jiang Ruanyan.
Gu Shenyuan wanted to laugh a little.
By Jiang Ruanyan's side, even the maid became lazy and relaxed. It's like the spring equinox, in the palace in the past, when was this hour, and it hasn't gotten up yet?
"No need." Gu Shenyuan waved his hand and let the vernal equinox go down.
He said the vernal equinox, and he was not.
Gu Shenyuan gently pushed open the door and broke into Jiang Ruanyan's boudoir.
was not disturbed by this sound, Jiang Ruanyan was immersed in a sweet dream, his jade body was horizontal, he looked heartless.
Half of the quilt had fallen under the bed, and the remaining half was not enough to cover her body, and a small leg was unsuspectingly exposed.
It was as white and tender as a lotus root, and it was still shaking unwillingly, struggling to show his existence to Gu Shenyuan.
Gu Shenyuan didn't hold back, and slightly hooked the corners of his lips.
Broke off the idea of arguing with her, but sat on the soft couch next to him, supported his chin, and looked at the sleeping beauty on the bed for a long time.
When Jiang Ruanyan fell asleep, he was simply too well-behaved.
It's like there are other people in the daily life, and she has always been so obedient, sensible and obedient.
Gu Shenyuan liked it very much.
However, Jiang Ruanyan, who was in his sleep, faintly felt as if he was being targeted by some beast, and his back was cold. I grabbed two quilts and didn't catch them, but I was even more chilled.
Just as she was about to continue grabbing, the quilt fell lightly on her body, and she was completely clumped in.
Jiang Ruanyan's drowsiness was more than half gone.
She opened her eyes, and as soon as she turned her head, she saw Gu Shenyuan sitting on the soft couch with a smile on the corner of her mouth. When the scream came to his mouth, he didn't dare to shout out, Jiang Ruanyan threw the quilt on his body, and asked with a smile: "Second Highness, why are you here?" So early, are you going to go to the morning court? ”
In the past, the emperor wanted to make Gu Shenyuan more flexible and unrestricted, so he also exempted him from the early dynasty, and if there was anything, just let someone report it.
"It's not that the main hall came early, I'm afraid you've been too idle lately. Listening to the spring equinox, you have been teasing the birds in the yard recently, petting the cats, and eating big fish and meat every day. Gu Shenyuan looked at her, shook his head and sighed, "Sure enough, I'm fat." ”
Because of work, Gu Shenyuan inevitably had to come into contact with Princess Liuli. And Xia Zhiran is like some eyeliner placed next to Princess Liuli, as long as the two of them get together, she will definitely come out.
For this reason, Jiang Ruanyan taught Gu Shenyuan a lot of methods, how to make the two women be cued quickly.
Right now, it's one.
As soon as he heard Gu Shenyuan say this, the little sleepiness that Jiang Ruanyan had left was also gone. She hurriedly pinched the flesh on her arm, looked down at her stomach again, and found that there was not too much fat before she breathed a sigh of relief, and glared at Gu Shenyuan angrily.
"You're fat, your whole family is fat, what's wrong with my growing meat? I grow meat and eat ......" Jiang Softyan didn't say anything in the second half of the sentence, after all, she is really eating people's rice now. The words turned a corner and became: "Isn't eating your family's rice also working for your family!" ”
Now that this big pig's trotters are for food and shelter, she really can't be offended.
I could only rub my face, put on a smile exclusive to the dog's legs, and said earnestly: "Second Highness, there must be a reason why you came here so early, right?" What are you going to do? ”
"Are you going out today?" Gu Shenyuan asked a question that was not related, and after seeing Jiang Ruanyan nodding, he walked to the side of the dresser and said, "In this case, the main hall will help you make up today." ”
Jiang Ruanyan's first thought was that he hadn't woken up yet, so he pinched his big leg viciously, and almost screamed out in pain before he was sure that this was not a dream.
The second thought is when Gu Shenyuan will be replaced.
The one in front of me is a fake.
I didn't sleep in the morning, so I came and squatted in front of her bed without saying anything else, just saying that I wanted to groom her. Either Gu Shenyuan is fake, or ...... Gu Shenyuan's brain became fake.
didn't give Jiang Ruanya a chance to refuse, Gu Shenyuan sat down in front of the dresser according to her, shouted the spring equinox to come in and wash Jiang Ruanyan's face, and he was ready to do it with great interest.
Jiang Ruanyan looked at that look, not like he was going to put on makeup, but the child saw a new toy.
Although you can say anything when you ruined Gu Shenyuan's reputation back then, but ...... Gu Shenyuan is such a straight man of steel, he can make up and have ghosts!
can distinguish between eyebrow pencil and eyeliner, Gu Shenyuan is powerful!
The house of all things burned, and her dresser burned with it, and the eyebrow pencil and blush that Nishizawa had forced to make disappeared, and now all that was left was the rouge gouache she bought outside.
If Gu Shenyuan could tell the difference, she would swallow all these rouge gouaches raw!
"Don't move." Gu Shenyuan frowned, scolded in a low voice, and held a box of snails in his hand, and was about to paste Jiang Ruanyan's face.
It's just that before he could fall up, Gu Shenyuan looked at his fingertips in confusion and asked, "How is this black?" ”
Jiang Ruanyan pressed his urge to run away, and after careful consideration, he explained to Gu Shenyuan, who was on the rise, what these things were for and how to use them.
Fortunately, although Gu Shenyuan didn't understand, he was eager to learn, and he learned quickly, saying that he knew everything.
100,000 uneasily put his face into Gu Shenyuan's hand, Jiang Ruanyan sighed and said, "Second Highness, where did you come from so interested." ”
Hearing this, Gu Shenyuan narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at her sighing, his eyes were helpless. Although his eyes were rolling and trying to run, he honestly sat by himself and let himself be ravaged.
For some reason, he felt that the fatigue of the night had strangely dissipated.
"Why, don't you want to?" He deliberately put on a straight face and said dissatisfiedly: "This hall personally dresses up for you, but the blessings that the women outside can't ask for, but when they come to you, they don't want to?" ”
"Yes, yes, if Princess Liuli and Xia Zhiran know, they won't be jealous and swallow me alive." Jiang softly echoed and yawned slightly. She's going out today, but it's all scheduled in the afternoon, and yesterday she accompanied Nishizawa to study until the night, and now she's still a little sleepy.
Gu Shenyuan hooked the corners of his lips slightly, and his voice slowed down a little: "What's the matter, are you jealous?" ”
"Second Highness, it's a scumbag behavior to only flirt and not be responsible. If you dare to give me a name, I can use eighteen kinds of martial arts to drive these people away, believe it or not? Jiang Ruanyan couldn't bear to look at himself in the mirror, so he simply raised his eyes to look at Gu Shenyuan who was close in front of him, and wanted to say something cruel, but he couldn't say it.
Well, she's just a dog. This dog man's face is so good-looking, as long as she is on the pair, she can't say anything, it's just a bug-like existence!
"What did you say, the main hall didn't hear clearly."
Gu Shenyuan pretended to be stupid.
Although he knew that what he said was impossible, Jiang Ruanyan was still a little disappointed. Before this loss could be shown, a crisp sound scared her away.
The basin that the equinox was holding fell to the ground.
I also knew that I had done something wrong, so I coughed lightly and quickly hugged the basin and ran. ignored Jiang Ruanyan, who was still trapped in fire and water, and didn't look at it much.
Jiang Ruanyan wiped tears in his heart.
"Second Highness." Jiang Ruanyan originally wanted to dissuade him, but seeing that Gu Shenyuan was getting more and more excited, he had no choice but to swallow it and change the topic: "Where did you sleep last night?" ”
She heard that Gu Shenyuan had been very busy and tired recently, so she went to get a medicinal bath, originally thinking that she could squat next to the hot spring pool to Gu Shenyuan, but she was so sleepy that she almost fell headlong, and she didn't see Gu Shenyuan's shadow.
In desperation, I had to come back.
Gu Shenyuan's hand paused, and then asked with a smile: "Now that you don't have any reputation, you started to inquire where the main hall rested last night?" ”
Jiang Ruanyan was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "You, you, you, you want to be shameless!" ”
Generally, the lady in the palace diligently inquired about where the emperor rested last night, for what, for the emperor, isn't it for the emperor to come over and spend the night with him**?
Gu Shenyuan's words made her seem as if she was alone in the empty room!
Gu Shenyuan just smiled and didn't talk much. When Jiang Ruanyan was still struggling, he suddenly got closer, with a little rouge on his hand, and sighed: "Don't move." ”
The distance between the two was so close that Jiang Ruanyan could almost count how many eyelashes Gu Shenyuan had on his eyes. She was seduced by those little fan-like eyelashes, and she didn't even know what Gu Shenyuan had done to her.
"Not bad." Gu Shenyuan stood up with a smile, but instead of complimenting the makeup he painted, he said, "The things found in this hall are really interesting. ”
Jiang Ruanyan was angry for a while, and his blood for many years almost vomited on Gu Shenyuan's face.
She didn't want to look in the mirror now, she didn't want to look at all, she didn't want to know what her face had been ravaged.
The fairy looks good no matter how she paints it, she is so beautiful as a flower, it is definitely not something that Gu Shenyuan, a big pig's trotter, can destroy!
Although he thought so, Jiang Ruanyan's gaze involuntarily approached the mirror.
Remember the royal pet: the permanent address of His Highness in those years