223 Bloodied generals
"What's wrong with Wei Hong?"
"Ren Ke, we just knew! This kid actually has a problem with fainting blood! Woke! ”
Wei Dongli held Wei Hong's left arm and responded angrily.
"I said Ren Ke, I heard that you brought Ren Dan, contribute a few packs!"
Su Gaofei shouted to Ren Ke on the right side of **.
"Yes, yes, it's good to have it with you, who knows that you Wei Hong is also ......"
Ren Ke's mood at this time was half relaxed, now it's okay, it's not me who faints blood, and it seems that Wei Hong is even more dizzy.
"Hey, hey, hey! Bear with it, Xiao Wei, don't vomit, hey, Ren Ke hurry up! Bring a bowl of water and pour it on him. ”
Su Gaofei ignored Ren Ke's words at this time, and while supporting Wei Hong, he was busy trying to dodge the latter's upcoming jet when he turned his head.
"Hmm......"
It can be seen that Wei Hong is also enduring it in pain.
"Did the pig kill? See blood, right? ”
Ren Ke actually asked a sentence without heart at this time, so this sentence made the defense line of ** completely lost:
"Ahh......h
Wei Hong's undigested breakfast finally squirted out, and then he knelt directly on the ground and retched heavily.
"I said Ren Ke! If you don't mend the knife, you're going to die! ”
"Can't speak!"
Wei Dongli and Su Gaofei next to them immediately complained, but fortunately they flashed quickly and were not sprayed with vomit.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!"
However, Ren Ke's heart at this time was completely laughing, because ** is one of the most active characters in the Huotang Club, this person is a strange mixture of German sticks, bright powder and steampunk in the eyes of everyone, every speech in the Huotang Club is full of iron-blooded and militaristic words, now it's okay, the iron-blooded man actually faints blood?
"Ren Ke, I found you a little excessive?"
"Yes, fainting blood is afraid of stimulation, including verbal stimulation, don't you know?"
When everyone heard the words, they immediately looked back, and found that it was Gu Jin who took Lan Bo and others to the gate of the courtyard, and Lao Zhu's cry for help came from the walkie-talkie in Captain Gu's hand.
"Hey, by the way, there seems to be a special medicine in Doctor Quan, Wei Hong, you vomit slowly, I'll go to Doctor Quan to give you some medicine."
After saying this, Ren Ke smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped out of the gate of the farm......
Now the onlookers were even more curious, everyone wanted to know what was going on in the courtyard, and they actually brought down our two future generals, so they all followed Captain Gu and them into the courtyard.
Obviously, the situation in the courtyard was more lively than outside, and as soon as everyone entered the door, they were almost smoked by the bloody smell in the courtyard, and Lao Zhu was also standing on the steps at this time and looked at the scene in the courtyard helplessly.
At this time, on the ground, under the corner, on the steps of the chicken coop, and at the door of the pigsty, there are dead chickens, dead ducks, half-dead chickens and half-dead ducks everywhere, of course, there are many chickens and ducks that are not injured and jumping, and every live chicken and duck is chased all over the yard, and the reasons for this situation are clear at a glance:
Originally, these chickens and ducks were packed in rattan baskets, and under normal circumstances, they were taken out to kill one by one, but I don't know what happened, now several baskets have been overturned to the ground, and in the yard, Li Dewei, Fang Linyou and a few others are pouting their butts all over the yard chasing these birds and beasts out of the cage.
Rambo and the others couldn't help laughing when they saw the scene in the yard, but what surprised everyone the most was that the two pigs they wanted to kill were still alive!
However, everyone also admitted that it was obvious that the two generals just now were not inactive, and now the two pigs were hanging up and were dragging blood stains all over the yard, which also caused the original group of onlookers in the yard to follow the pigs and run around the yard.
However, just now, after the two of them who tried to block the pigs head-on were hit by the crazy injured pigs, no one dared to stop the injured pigs head-on.
However, fortunately, these two pigs are not scattered, although the courtyard is running around, but strategically speaking, they have been in a situation of being surrounded, blocked in the yard by this group of people, stupid pigs are stupid pigs, if these two pigs learn the guerrilla warfare strategy to make a sound and break through the sixteen-character mantra or something, maybe the group of rookies in front of them really can't be surrounded, and it is possible to rush out of the courtyard in the end.
Of course, what is embarrassing is that everyone only maintains a strategic encirclement posture, and tactically, no one dares to rush forward and scare the front, although everyone has a broad-bladed bayonet in their hands.
Gu Jin, who was standing on the steps at this time, thought to himself, Sun Lao, they were right, and they saw blood in the face of a living creature face to face, and there was really no one who could do this ruthless for the first time.
At this time, Gu Jin was looking at the chaotic scene, and was thinking about making up his mind to move the knife when he heard a loud shout in his ear:
"Stand down! Leave me alone! ”
Everyone in the courtyard couldn't help but feel relieved when they heard this roar, and some people secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that Nima finally someone had come out to do this wet work, and everyone looked up to see that it was actually Rambo, a former professional bodyguard!
I saw this guy pin the bayonet to his waist, waved his hand to let everyone stand back, and then stood straight in front of the pigs, so everyone was very curious, and said that this guy was barehanded, what did he want to do?
Do you want to strangle these two pigs?
Don't tease, okay?
However, when it was too late, everyone was still inexplicable, only to see Rambo take a step forward and take out a shiny Colt **** from his waist, and as soon as he raised his hand, it was six bangs.
The two pigs suddenly had six blood holes on their bodies and fell to the ground.
Seeing this, everyone fell silent for a while, and then suddenly shouted again:
"Hey! Rambo, it's good to only use a knife to see blood! ”
"Nima foul!"
"I thought Rambo was going to practice! Results ......"
"Yes, who wouldn't dare to use a gun? You have to use a knife! ”
"Paralyzed, I'm ready to make up my mind to see blood with a knife, but you ruined my good deeds!"
Apparently someone is still hard-mouthed.
In the face of everyone's dissatisfaction, Rambo faced it calmly, he just smiled, arched his hand to everyone and said:
"I said everyone, don't shout, hurry up, it's right to remove hair and peel and cook meat to eat, and soon we should go to the ground, and we should go out of the wild, let's hurry up and eat and drink, and recuperate, isn't it! You say that we always surround and don't fight like this, and that will take until the Year of the Monkey? Or Ma Yue? ”
Well, everyone was speechless when they heard it, after all, what Rambo said made a lot of sense, so be it at this point, but Gu Jin next to him was very relieved, because Rambo could shoot, which means that he has basically overcome the rebirth syndrome......
So, the excitement that happened in the farm soon passed, everyone under the command of a few old guys began to be busy with the wedding again, in this season, the tomatoes and strawberries in the vegetable garden are also ripe, Lao Wang took the children to pick a lot of back, these are the two fresh fruits that everyone can get under the current conditions.
Cleanly washed tomatoes and strawberries are placed on a plate and placed on the table, and the bright red fruits are covered with the big red characters of paper cutouts, which really looks quite festive.
The kitchen is the busiest and lively place, Chef Sun Lao is engaged in the main dishes, and many people have also taken out the housekeeping skills of cooking and stir-frying.
Everyone found that the longer they have been single, the higher their cooking skills, Lao Wang Lao Zhu's soup dishes, Lao Ba's stews, Hou Xianglin's Zhejiang dishes, and Boss Luo's Cantonese dishes are all decent, and today's diners will feast on them.
Xia Xiaoou and Cheng Fangfang were even more busy, they were responsible for purchasing candy, wine and various snacks at the wedding, these things came from the supermarket materials in the cave, but they had been allocated to individuals, so Xia Xiaoou and Cheng Fangfang took the registration book everywhere to find someone to sign, and the candy, snacks, drinks, red wine and white wine at the banquet were all part of everyone's together.